"Surprise Motherf*cker!" Nisus screamed dey ing his sword through the goblin
After having s.e.x with Scathath he finally felt he was content with life (This is what I needed in my past life, Op powers!)
Nisus dodged a kobolds attack and slashed it apart, After having steamy time with Scathath he had seen her memories, he assumed it was the same as how the heroic spirits see their masters memories
But after this he had seen all her experience and seen all her skills, It was like they were now programmed into his mind, Even though he couldn't necessarily use it unless he actually trained it, just knowing that he had access to one of the strongest heroic spirits skills was a nice confidence booster
So dodging and striking with perfect timing and skill he easily slashed through all the monsters making his way to the final boss
" Hey ugly!" He says pointing at the large goblin and opening a portal of GOB "This is a tribute to the one and only king of the Opai... Now lend me your power! Ddraig!" He yells and lets thousands of spears fly in the shape of a dragon
Nisus puts his hand sin prayer (Thank you boob dragon emperor)
In another universe a certain red dragon squeezed and felt depressed(Is someone using that name again) He says making Issei wake up
"Shut up Boob dragon!" Issei says and gets back to his wet dream
Back to Nisus
Nisus goes into the 3rd layer feeling unstoppable, and then he gets stopped by a shadowy figure
"It's you..." He tilts his head down knowing that this was inevitable "You were supposed to help destroy the dark side not join them" He looked up with tears in his eyes "I'm sorry shadow Monarch-Sama!!" He yelled and slashed it again this time turning into an angel and using the holy properties to destroy its body
Nisus gave a little prayer as he kept walking forward deeper into the third layer
"Go...back" A raspy voice sounded out and a being with shadow devil won't come out
(Oops did I make a mistake? This must be the real shadow Monarch...) Nisus looks at him with a sad look "Asta... I wasn't there to stop you from straying from your path" Nisus puts two fingers in his head Itachi style "Don't worry Asta... I believe that you can be the Wizard King!" Nisus shouted with conviction
The shadow Monarch(Or Asta) froze in its tracks as it felt his conviction(Believe... in me?) Asta then started having dark tears on Its face and started crying
Nisus sees this and has an awkward look on his face (I was just trying to joke around...Who is this guy?) Then looking around at the empty layer he shouts "umm, clean up on layer 3?"
Stepping away from 'Asta' He continues to the 4th floor before laying down and going into his mindscape
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Deciding to summon a copy of Lancelot(A/N: This is another function, instead of summoning the real person he can summon a copy of that person, and they will be just as strong as when he last met them, So if he summoned pre-time skip Luffy, He would have to meet the post-timeskip Luffy to fight the stronger version, I hope this makes sense...)
(The difference between the real and the copy is that the copy isn't real, so this guy is just staring at me waiting for me to attack) Nisus thinks to himself before taking out a simple B+ sword type Noble Phantasm
Seeing him take out a sword Lancelot unsheathes his sword and attacks him
And just like that Nisus spars with Lancelot in his base form...
(A/N: I added this part to explain the way he is going to train later on, this doesn't actually have much to do with the story)
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Standing up and dusting off his clothes Nisus gets ready to venture into the 4th floor, He knows that after this floor he can just speed run until the 7th floor, seeing as how the 5th and 6th floors have no bosses to fight at the end
So dodging attacks from Shadows, Goblins, Goblin chiefs, And even the new addition that was added to this layer, Manticores
Manticores are actually supposed to be natural dragon killers, using their bones to fling at people like monsters, they're deadly in long-range and short-range
Not really giving a shit, Nisus jumps right at the manticore slashing it to pieces "Nisus:1, Dumbass ugly Manticore: 0" Nisus says as more manticores surround him
Smiling he changes into the one race that every weeb in his past life wanted to be
(Race Change: Saiyan)
He could feel the ki around him, so smiling he jumps up and puts his hands in a position any Dbz fan would be familiar with
"Be grateful you get to die with this technique" Nisus says with a serious face "Kaaaaa... Meeeeee.....haaaaa....meeeeee...Haaaaaaaa!!!" A large powerful Silver Ki blast burst from his hands disintegrating the manticores
"It's over 9,000!" Nisus yells changing back and facing the boss that just appeared
"It didn't have to be this way..." Nisus said with regret looking at the giant Manticore "But as they say B*tches Will be B*tches" he says shrugging and slicing the manticore apart
Then whistling he makes his way to the 5th layer(Lancelot is gonna lose his shit after learning that I went all the way haha...) Nisus thinks to himself then daydreams of Artoria blushing and trying to cover herself while looking at him with a seductive look (Aww true bliss)
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While Artoria is sitting in the throne room with her new wife and people from other surrounding locations she suddenly sneezes and furrows her eyebrows (Is someone thinking badly about me?)
(A/N: Man... Women's intuition is a total Ex rank bullshit skill...)
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Nisus makes his way through the 5th and 6th floors finally reaching the 7th floor, This was the layer that Lancelot said he had to reach before leaving... But he wasn't a quitter...and the system had given him a quest to seduce 2 beauties that were hidden on the 12th layer, so thinking this is obviously for the greater good he walks into the 7th layer...
(A/N: This chapter was more of me joking lol, And the floors before the 7th are all jokes, So the 7th-12th floors will take more chapters than the floors before lol)