"Hello... We have a few minutes to spare... So how about you guys tell me what's going on in detail..." Nisus said to the two Ancient ones who were seemingly in a heated debate.
"You have taken care of Lancelot, he is somewhere no one can reach him. For that we are thankful, but please take this one away..." The bald woman ancient one said gesturing to the annoyed Male ancient one.
"Hey!" Nisus slammed his fist against the wall and looked at the two ancient ones as he pressured them. Being a Dragon kind mixed with a god he created the race, Dragon God Bloodline, technically this was already a thing, but it wasn't an actual race and was more of a status.
With this bloodline, he was now able to pressure other species and his own of course. This was actually useful on freezing people and getting them to shut the f.u.c.k up.
"I... Have been patient... I'm only doing this since it's my fault... But now... Tell me everything"
The male ancient one smiled and came forward tapping his chest. "The multiverse... A vast space unexplored by any..." The ancient one swiped his hand showing a large red lightning crack.
"Here... Is where you come in... You broke it with your presence. It started when... Well, when you survived..."
Bringing them inside they saw several "Windows" that all had Nisus, walking, playing, several things.
They all ended except one... The one of him. "You are supposed to die by the time of the battle of Camelot, but many times you've died before that..."
Nisus nodded finally realizing what happened, God was a piece of shit and also was lazy as hell. He not only put him here with a half-assed origin, but he also made sure to f.u.c.k up everything in the process to cause more problems...
"F.u.c.k... Fine... What do I have to do to fix this?" Nisus asked waving his hand and causing them to be normal again, surprising the two ancient ones. They didn't question it however and the female stepped forward.
"There are two ways, first, you would need to get the ones from a different dimension back to their own dimension... Second, you would need to close the "gate" of their dimension, then they can simply live here like normal.
Nisus nodded and clenched his fists. "Let's go Merlin wanna be," he said to the male Ancient one who raised his eyebrow, "you knew Merlin?... We can't see much of your life... All we can see is you showing up in New York not too long ago..."
Nisus looked at them with a disgusted expression on his face. "So... Are there more powerful versions in a different dimension?... Cause y'all trash... Silver screen nerf headers... Well, guess there's nothing we can do about it... Yes, I know Merlin... I taught him how to changed genders... And he taught me the mystic arts or whatever he called it..." Nisus then yawned as he moved his hands and blue sparky lines show in the air making a magic circle.
"I'll shove you in your own dimension and then lock the gate... I'm not too good at these mystic arts so I never use them... But this isn't hard..." Nisus grabbed the male Ancient one and threw him against the magic circle causing him to scream in pain.
"Oh yeah... It hurts like hell haha..." Nisus said smiling cruelly as he moved his hands in a circular motion causing the ancient own to get sucked up comically and then the "Crack" get sealed by the blue sparks.
"Sayonara..." Nisus said smiling as he wiped some sweat. The mystic arts were the only thing that ever made him feel tired, even with his own power he felt it.
"Thank you... He was annoying... Now... I have Questioned" The Ancient one moved forward with her hands positioned to push him out of his body before she fell forward.
"Sorry... Today's my daughter's Parent day at school, can't be late now!" Nisus said disappearing as The Ancient one looked over at the space he was in with curiosity. She didn't think it would work, but it was still surprising to see. "Merlin?... How is he doing nowadays anyway..." The Ancient One said to herself before walking down one of the halls...
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Meanwhile in the Bullshit realm...
"Selene!" It's been a few million years, how have you been?" Nisus said hugging the said woman from behind as she tried and failed to wriggle out of his touch.
He had already f.u.c.k.i.e.d her senseless last time, not letting her get her bearings and completely ravished her as if she was some cheap whore... the worst part was when he threw $4 on her c.u.m covered face and left for millions of years. There was only so much humiliation she could take.
Luckily she was a strong woman. She had been able to stay sane enough to plot revenge, she would pretend to enjoy it this time and trap him by saying she was in love. By the time they were out of here she'd be able to attack him and turn him into her slave, a turn of events she needed right about now.
So, when Nisus started fondling her modest b.r.e.a.s.ts with a smirk from behind, she made sure to let out a seducing m.o.a.n. Nisus, slightly surprised, immediately knew what was going on.
The last time she'd m.o.a.ned more than he cared to remember, she had actually enjoyed it. The problem was that she wouldn't remember it, so he simply smiled and went along with it as he stripped her cloak off her body.
Of course, he'd made sure to have the room be able to wash her, there's no way he'd keep her dirty for millions of years, that was more torture than anything, especially for him.
"Selene, guess what I heard?... I heard that you and Morgana were secret lovers... did my sister's body feel good?" Nisus asked as he lowered his hands and plunged his fingers into her p.u.s.s.y without giving her any hints.
Selene, surprised to hear of her ex from Nisus's mouth let out a startled yelp mixed in with a m.o.a.n. Realizing she'd Legitametely m.o.a.ned Selene widened her eyes as she realized what this meant.
"What was it that weird guy told me?... Women are slaves to pleasure..." Nisus smiled evilly as he went to work on Selene, who was now terrified at the way her body was reacting to his touch, something that had never happened before...
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"Ok girls... I've decided..." Nisus said as Circe, Medea, Artoria, and Asia were seated on the large sofa. "... Meme corps is lame as f.u.c.k... so I sold it, and destroyed all the technology and shit... seems that no one will be able to have it until they make it in a couple of decades" Nisus finished making Artorias eyes widened in shock hearing the company that they'd barely opened a couple of months ago was now sold... did this mean she didn't have a job anymore?
"Now... don't worry, I meant I sold it to Artoria... for free... I can't be bothered to run it... so you get to do whatever you want with it, you can hire who you want and turn it into whatever you want... I got bored with the idea when no one bought the phones due to it being weird... seems they are too primitive."
Nisus sighed as he plopped down on the sofa, he didn't bother telling them his new business idea that was specifically his... and he wasn't going to... but it did involve his cult...
But this wasn't important... what was important was dealing with this multiversal crisis, and he knew the easiest way to do it...
So, without caring too much about the girls who were now excited to run their own company, Nisus walked to the back and made the magic circle for sealing things once again, the only useful thing he'd learned from merlin. The other spells had all been perverted ones that rip off girl's clothes and other things he didn't feel like doing... but they were surprisingly kinky.
"Hm, I'll probably pass out after this won't I... well anything to get this shit done as quickly as possible, sorry multiverse people who want to go home, welcome to 616 I guess," Nisus said simultaneously closing each crack in the multiverse as well as trapping the others here ensuring this was solved... they'd need to get used to living in this earth now...
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