Chapter 68 - (66)

"Mhm Mhm!" Astolfo nodded as Nisus explained what was happening in the real world. Seeing that things were going to shit, it seemed Nisus would need help to bring them back in order.

"As your faithful Knight, I will fight~" Astolfo answered as Carol was staring intensely at him, trying to find the masculine properties.

"Hm?" Astolfo looked to the side seeing her staring at him and smiled. "Are you My lieges girlfriend? He has so many, doesn't he? Hmm... You are alright I guess, though not as feminine as Me or the other girls~" Astolfo smiled as he twirled in his skirt.

Carol choked at his words, Not feminine? And also, Girls! He wasn't allowed to be part of that!

"Astolfo... Don't call yourself a woman... It's a bit weird... just stay a man... or even better... No! I promised" Nisus turned as he almost strayed from the path... He could easily gender-bend Astolfo.

He had no problems with gay people, he just wasn't, but he still found Astolfo attractive... though he was sure any normal man would... at least until they learned the terrible secret...

"Fine Master~... Though you know you could change that! I've permitted you long ago!" Astolfo stated as a matter of fact as she... he walked out with Carol's arm in arm as Artoria and Scathath stood behind Nisus.

"Don't say it..." Nisus said as Scathath opened her mouth, only for her to close it just as quickly. "I see you decided not to kill yourself... what changed your mind?" Nisus said with his arms above his head as he looked back at Scathath, his eyes relieved that she had stayed alive.

"Nothing important, Merlin showed me something called Hamburgers and I wanted some... So I shall stay alive for now" Scathath answered with a small bow as she walked out as well, Only the stoic saber and annoyed Nisus left behind.

"Ah... right, here kid, the armor is cool and all, but what's the point of having a woman follow you everywhere if you can't flex her in public," Nisus said as normal clothes appeared in his hand, the Mindscape always had a use...

"Now... Where's the other... one" Nisus said with a sigh as the lights shut off and a woman wearing a red dress stood on top of the stairs, a smile on her face.

Nisus had summoned two different servants using the mindscape and didn't bother to put them back after hanging out for a while. Astolfo was one... then there was

"Now announcing Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus! Umu!" Nero said as she walked down bouncing on each of the stairs as Nisus sighed while Saber was holding the normal clothes.

"Being the king of the multiverse is worth it... yes it's worth the pain..." Nisus nodded as he turned back with Nero barely on the second step, taking her time bouncing and saying Umu with each step.

A few minutes later, she finally reached Nisus's side, Standing on the opposite side of Saber. "I am ready master! Soon you'll rule overall! The true Emperor!" Nero said nodding with an Umu as Saber looked at Nisus curiously.

"Yeah Yeah whatever, Anyway girls... There is something important going on outside!" Nisus yelled qs he teleported everyone outside of the mindscape into the living room of Carol's friend's house.

"... Who the hell are these people?" Carol's friend said gawking as Nisus stood with a long cloak and his knights standing behind him.

Saber, Astolfo, Scathath, and Nero, all knights of Avalon, ready to follow Nisus's will.

"Ugh... standing like this for too long is stupid" Nisus suddenly frowned as he took off the cloak and started walking toward the kitchen, ruining the kingly image he had going.

...

"So... the plan is simple, Fly into the sky, get green elf over here inside and we get the tesseract? Nice... thanks bro, honestly I thought you would do some deception shit, but good thing you aren't that petty... But Carol" Nisus stooped talking as he looked at the woman who had changed her suit colors up and down.

"Are you sure you can fight? I heard Saber beat your ass" Nisus smirked as he covered his mouth, teasing the woman who was now glaring at him.

"Though... I do wonder how much it hurts... I can massage it if you want" Nisus said flashing a smile as Carol shot a beam of energy straight toward him, only for his body to split into a million different pieces and dodge it.

"A little trick I learned when being destroyed earlier... Pretty handy" Nisus said to the shocked team as he walked away with his knights. None of them shocked at their leader's abilities.

"Who knew you'd react like such a girl... getting all mad at his comments" Carol's friend joked as Carol gawked at her, not understanding what she was talking about.

"I guess it makes sense, he is pretty hot... has a nice a.s.s as well," Monica said watching as he walked away.

Nisus, smirking, continued as he glanced back, gesturing for them to come as they needed a pilot, and he sure as hell wasn't gonna fly, he'd rather sit back and relax...

"I guess so" Carol murmured as she followed the team with Fury, who was still shocked that Nisus was his superior, this would have been his last guess if he had to guess.

If anything he'd say Nisus was a gigolo 21-year-old who teased people and seemed to collect women... though maybe he was better than he thought.

'I god damn hope so' Fury thought to himself as they left the house.

"As the best, most greatest, most powerful, most handsome person in the land... I shall let you kids feast your eyes on me! But only for the trip, Artoria gets a little possessive... and Medea would kill you if she saw anyone else looking at me... Circe and Artoria are about as far as I get..." Nisus finished his words with a sigh as they boarded a plane.

"This... isn't gonna last in space," Carol said looking at the modified plane that they had been given for this secret mission.

"Peggy always did like making things flat, Her jokes, Her food... her body, Etc," Nisus said before looking at Carol's a.s.s. "*Sigh* Another thing that's flat," Nisus said with a smirk as his body split into a trillion pieces and he ended up in the plane.

"Let's go then losers..." Nisus said as he leaned back, lying down on a l.a.p... "Damn it Astolfo!" Nisus's voice suddenly rang out as the pink-haired duke was thrown out of the plane with a smile.

"I'll do it supreme emperor!" Nero yelled quickly shoving Artoria and Scathath away, running into the plane, and quickly setting Nisus's head on her l.a.p.

"Just relax, I'll make sure we get there perfectly Umu," Nero said stroking Nisus's hair as a blonde woman in Avalon suddenly felt weird.

"Damn it... he let that bitch out?" Artoria said as Asia was in front of her, Swinging a sword with inhuman speed.

"Daddy gets around!" Asia said as the sword kept swinging, faster and faster with each swing.

"Yes... Yes, he does" Artoria replied with an annoyed expression, near tired of Nisus, though she'd never leave him... not after thousands of years together...

She always told herself that even if he was a bastard, at least he couldn't get worse... Right?

(A/N: Been feeling stressed lately so I decided to write a chap... Anyway, Go check out my friend's fic... it'll suck a.s.s, My side of the story will be much better)

Title: Weebs Guide To The Multiverse

Also go read my new fic yata yata it's called

"Smut Gamer In The Multiverse"

Also if you've seen the bs Ntr rumor floating around, don't bother reading, as if you think its Ntr get off all my stories as well please