"I put all the remote controls in the bamboo box under the tea table. I don't know if there is a toilet remote control in it." There are many remote controls in Jiang Mingming's home, such as a few on the tea table, a few on the sofa, and a few on the bedside table. I'm afraid Jiang Mingming can't find them, so I put them together, but Jiang Mingming thinks I'm doing too much.
"Who let you get a piece? I just ran out with my pants. " Jiang Mingming's toilet has an automatic cleaning function, so there is no paper towel beside Jiang Mingming's toilet. It is estimated that he has just finished his shit, and originally wanted to press the function of cleaning his buttocks, but he found that the remote control is missing.
I thought it was the remote control of an electrical appliance in the room, so I put it in the box.
But when I think of the picture of Jiang Ming Ming running out with his pants, I think it's very funny. I can't help teasing him, "uncle, did you just drop your stool in your pants?"
"Are you disgusting? But I'm warning you, the sanitation of my home is very poor these days, and there's dust on the coffee machine. You should clean it up for me this weekend. "
Jiang Mingming no longer replies to my wechat. I guess he should have gone to take a bath.
Then Jiang Mingming will choose a white shirt from the wardrobe and match it with a pair of Black Slim trousers. Today, Friday, every Friday at noon, he needs to have lunch with his assistant to discuss the work arrangement for next week.
Now I know Jiang Mingming's life like the palm of my hand. I know his eating taste, dressing style, and even his micro blog account password - once I used his house number to log in secretly, but he was too lazy.
My friends and girlfriends for several years are only so familiar. Does Jiang Ming Ming think that I am a particularly trustworthy person, or does he have feelings for me, so he tells me so many private things.
"Don't dream, Su Zimeng. What Jiang Mingming likes is Lu MANXIN. How can he like you?" I slapped myself so that I didn't indulge in hopeless fantasy.
Chen Xixi saw me in a daze and threw a pillow over.
"Hey, why are you in a daze at Jiang Mingming's wechat avatar? You won't really like him."
"No way. I hate him from the bottom of my heart." I repeated "hate him" three times, but Chen Xixi shook her head. She felt that I was just hiding my true thoughts.
"Hate to the depth of love ah, you do not understand this truth." Chen Xixi poked my heart with a pencil, "follow your heart, you see I like Shen Yue, and I never hide it."
As soon as I heard what Chen Xixi said, I quickly covered her mouth and told her that I had just run into Lu MANXIN at the door of Shen Yue's office.
"Oh, it turns out that Lu in the marketing department is always Shen Yue's ex girlfriend. Why did they break up?" Chen Xixi seems very interested in Shen Yue's past.
"I don't know. I only know today that they had a relationship. But don't ask about it. Lu MANXIN looks fierce and has a very small mind. Shen Yue takes me home. She roars like a lioness. She doesn't know what Jiang Mingming likes about her."
"Tut Tut, I don't like Jiang Mingming. I've drunk most of the vinegar."
When I was told by Chen Xixi, my face turned red. Do I really like Uncle Shangjiang?