The world is magical. In a short period of more than ten years, the world has changed dazzling, as if people had been living in primitive society more than ten years ago, and then suddenly one day, they saw the world!
Especially some people, after entering the work industry from school, regardless of any industry, these newcomers have seen the world and opened their eyes.
Of course, some special people don't count, just talk about Xiaomin who doesn't have much insight.
Zhang Fan is the same. In the past, although there were few people in quark, he also saw some things. For example, two married people with families hugged in KTV, "I'm married now, no, no!"
It's so bold and unscrupulous. Zhang Fan's eyes are green. Aren't they afraid of gossip?
After arriving at the tea plant, I saw the big sky. It was a little fun to have (a) breast augmentation, skin pulling and eye opening. Someone wants to beautify the chrysanthemum.
Really, Zhang Fan almost thought he was from Mars at that time. People on earth were so good at playing.
The person who asked for beauty chrysanthemums, how to describe it? Let's say, it was in midsummer.
The weather was hot and dry. The director of anorectal department left with his little daughter-in-law. Zhang Fan acted as the director of anorectal department for a few days. When he was about to leave work in the afternoon, a young woman came.
Why is it a young woman? There is a saying. She has a mature breath all over her body, and her figure is full of roundness.
The upper body is wearing a small dress that is not a sling, but it is not too wide. The lower body is wearing a skirt that is not too short but not too long. What's terrible is that both sides of this thing are slit.
Any action, or a little larger, can definitely reach the point where curious men can quickly bet on color. Maybe this is containing without revealing.
At that time, Zhang Fan finally understood why light was not less attractive.
She said she had hemorrhoids, lying on the examination bed, and Zhang Fan began to check.
But when she saw her chrysanthemum, Zhang Fan wondered how the chrysanthemum was like a winter hand in summer. It was a cracked scene.
I don't know it's over yet. People opened their mouth and spoke quite standard Mandarin. Not only Zhang Fan, but also the nurses on one side were surprised and almost lost their eyes.
"Doctor, if it's convenient, give me a hairdressing near the chrysanthemum to make it look smoother and smoother, OK?"
But today, when quark's 120 sent the patient, Zhang Fan knew that today's patient was quite similar to the original patient.
At the end of October, when tea leaves in November, the temperature is already below zero.
Some people have put on the down jacket and cotton coat pressed in the box. Shaohua has put thick clothes on Zhang Fan early for fear that he will be frozen. There was a mother who was afraid of his cold before, and now there is a daughter-in-law who is afraid of his cold!
Today, when the patient came out from 120, Zhang Fan frowned directly.
Four or five pairs of big long legs, long boots along the knee, leather clothes and skirts.
There is also a furry collar on the Korean version of the fur coat. If the mink doesn't mink, don't say it first, but the leaked thigh surface is bright, which makes the light in the car bright for a few minutes.
When you look at your face again, you know that the cosmetics used are expensive, and you can't see any wrinkles on your face filled with collagen.
But looking at their necks carefully, the flickering wrinkles still indicate their age.
The patient lying on the stretcher, though his face is yellow, can still draw his eyeliner, his lips, and his long eyelashes are stained with coal particles.
"Go back and tell the president of the county hospital that we are not finished with him!" Tea Su's emergency center received the patient and sent 120 people from quark county to leave. As a result, these people had an opening.
Zhang Fan listened and looked again. No wonder Shi Lei couldn't catch it. He didn't even have the idea of calling an expert.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Fan didn't go up first. The doctor in the emergency center went up to ask about the medical history.
The woman on the flat car said, "I'm just a hemorrhoid. I originally wanted to have a small operation. As a result, I can't even solve the big toilet now!"
Then several others began to chatter.
"All right, all right, leave one family member, and the others will go out first."
After the doctor in the emergency center vacated the space, he called the nurse in. In medical treatment, there is a provision that for the examination of the opposite sex, a staff member of the same gender as the patient must be present.
After the nurse came in, Zhang Fan stood aside and looked at the doctor on duty in the emergency center for examination.
With leadership, the doctor's attitude is particularly gentle.
"Tell me what happened?"
The doctor is polite, and it is the largest local hospital. The patient's attitude is much better.
"I had a little hemorrhoids. The county hospital said it was a small operation, so they operated on me. Now I eat, dare not eat, sleep, and can't sleep. I'm angry at everything.
You see, you see, they made it for me. " After taking off his pants, Zhang Fan looked into his head.
At this look, he knew it in his mind“ All right, close the anorectal department. We must have a second operation. "
With that, Zhang Fan left the examination room.
Chrysanthemum, in the human body, is not valued. In fact, this organ is quite complex.
The nerves of anal skin are highly abundant, and the coordination of sphincter complex is no worse than that of lips. Even sometimes, the coordinated movement here exceeds the lips.
However, some people don't know what they think. They don't treat constipation well. Some swallow eel, some swallow it alive, some drink oil, and tons of oil.
Let's not talk about anything else. This thing has teeth. Human stomach acid intensity is very high, but it's not enough.
The eel goes into the stomach. After being burned, it hurts. Can it not be anxious and bite wherever it is caught. If you don't bite your internal organs, I'm sorry for your courage to swallow others.
Tons! Tons! Tons! I don't know whether the fat swallowed is greasy or not. Anyway, it's like drinking coke. When the stool comes out directly like a whip, it doesn't even have time to untie the belt.
Unfortunately, after the oil and water is pulled, the liver is also damaged, and the constipation will still be constipated.
More wonderful people are constipated. It's still difficult to get the opener. What glass bottles and glass balls seem to be smooth and round.
Really, it is a great pleasure in life to be able to exhaust and defecate smoothly without pain.
To tell you the truth, this place is very delicate. Don't talk about your nonsense. Even in the hospital, doctors are very careful about chrysanthemum surgery.
Because once something goes wrong in this place, the future is definitely a very uncomfortable hidden danger for patients in life.
Therefore, the goal of all chrysanthemum operations is to reduce the damage to the skin and surrounding sphincter as much as possible on the premise of relieving the pain.
As soon as Zhang Fan saw it, he didn't let the emergency center deal with it. If it was a perianal abscess, it would be no problem to deal with it in the emergency center. However, this lady's chrysanthemum is not suitable for treatment in the emergency center and must be hospitalized.
After the doctor in the emergency center called the anorectal doctor, the patient was sent to the anorectal department.
Zhang Fan thought and followed.
In the anorectal department, Zhang Fan was a few minutes late when he heard several women chirping in the disposal room, "is it over or not? This is to be hospitalized, not for you to watch again and again. When it's a small movie, isn't it?
Just a few doctors have seen it once, and now they have to see it again. It's addictive to take off their pants, isn't it? "
"The emergency center has been checked. Why aren't you hospitalized?"
Zhang Fan shook his head when he heard the anorectal doctor say this to the patient outside the door.
The anorectal department can't get up, and there are few patients. The doctors hold the average award of the hospital. They are unbalanced in their hearts, cycle after cycle, one by one with resentment.
The hospital also wants to let the anorectal Department stand up early, but it is too difficult to train doctors.
After seeing Zhang Fan, the head nurse of anorectal Department said hello loudly, "Dean Zhang, you're here!"
Zhang Fan cried and laughed in his heart. It was like the procuress of the welcome building. When the doctor heard that Zhang Fan came, he didn't dare to have the idea of quarreling.
The head nurse accompanied Zhang Fan into the disposal room. "What's this? You're here again. You haven't seen enough. How did you get it? Come and see it again!"
The person who accompanied the patient had a fire in the county hospital, and then the anorectal doctor had a bad attitude, and then saw Zhang Fan with sparks in his words.
Zhang Fan didn't hear it. "Does the doctor's code let you explain your condition to the patient with this attitude?
Why not explain the condition to the patient? Is this anorectal department? Are you a doctor in this department? "
The tone was not severe at all, and the expression was not serious. However, not only the doctors on duty, but also the head nurse of the anorectal Department changed his face.
"Sorry! I have a bad attitude. Please forgive me! " The doctor on duty couldn't blush any more. If you don't even have this awareness, you'd better start your own business.
"This is our dean!" The head nurse also hurried out to explain, deeply afraid that the patient would say something unbearable.
"All right, you hurry to see my sister!"
The other party looked at Zhang Fan more. Although he didn't say anything, he didn't have a good face.
To tell the truth, many people think that the power organs are the most powerful. In fact, for ordinary people, they can or can't pee for power organs.
I don't do anything. I'm uncle.
But in a city, a top hospital and a top school, to be honest, the power of these two industries in China can't be underestimated.
Zhang Fan doesn't care about each other's words at all. He is also a herbivore and understands each other very well. And no matter what industry or occupation the other party is, she is a patient when she goes to the hospital.
The anorectal doctor saw that although Zhang Fan had not been investigated again, his regretful intestines were about to become numb.
When he had something in mind, he acted disorderly. He didn't even think about it. He had to start directly with thin-film gloves.
"Take the rubber! Saving is not like this! " This time, Zhang Fan's tone was very strict.
"OK, OK! Zhang Yuan, I know I'm wrong. " Hearing Zhang Fan's harsh words, he was relieved.
They know very well that if Zhang Fan is severely criticized on the spot, he will not be investigated afterwards. They are afraid that if Zhang Fan doesn't get angry and Ouyang climbs out again, it will not be fun. Ouyang will definitely make you nervous when he collects people.
With rubber gloves on, the anorectal doctor said quite gently, "relax. I'll check your anal (a) door. Yes, that's it. Don't be nervous. Yes, open the sphincter and relax."
Looking at the anorectal doctor's examination, Zhang Fan said to several family members: "there can't be too many people in the examination room, otherwise it will cause accidental infection of patients. Wait outside for a while. I'll call you if there's anything."
The fashion fur team rushed out.
After the examination, the anorectal doctor looked at Zhang Fan with an expression of hesitation.
"Talk about the inspection results!"
"The sphincter contraction is obviously not strong enough. When it can be checked, it feels quite stiff, as if the muscle has tightened to a threshold."
"Come on, let me see!" Zhang Fan gently asked the anorectal doctor to put on rubber gloves and apply paraffin oil.
"Don't be nervous. The hospital checks again and again in order to better treat your diseases, not deliberately toss you, you relax!"
Tone, this person, many people eat soft rather than hard. Of course, there are also people who eat hard rather than soft.
Zhang Fan's tone is gentle and tries to imitate Lu's attitude of checking the patient. I don't know why. Maybe it's his age or his personal cultivation. It's strange that the old man can let the patients hear respect even if he speaks casually.
"Yes!"
After the relatives and friends group was invited out, the patient seemed a little embarrassed in the face of the team of two men and one woman, and the voice of the answer was buzzing.
"Relax, relax! My fingers are going in. Relax. " Hold your hips with one hand and gently force, with a breaking force.
The finger diagnosis of chrysanthemum sounds very beautiful and looks very ambiguous. However, to tell the truth, few people are willing to refer patients.
No matter how bright and bright people are, this place is also the place where grain is discharged after all!
In fact, for anorectal diseases, doctors only need to gently break off their cheeks, and most patients do not need to insert Painful Anal (a) door mirror for examination!
When Zhang Fan's fingers entered, he hurried to an empty place.
How to describe normal chrysanthemum finger diagnosis? It's like feeding your girlfriend with cake cream on your hand. At this time, there is a sense of wrapping. When you first enter, it is repulsive force, and when you enter the deep part of the sphincter, it becomes internal suction.
The patient's feedback to Zhang Fan was that when he first entered, the muscle was stuck like a bone.
Just like your girlfriend bites with her teeth, but once you enter, there is no muscle strength, just like entering an empty cotton wadding without temperature.
"You talk about the key points of anorectal diagnosis and let the patient listen to the symptoms that match her."
Zhang Fan asked questions while checking.
"Pain occurs intermittently with blood, but it has nothing to do with defecation. Anal fissure is a high probability.
The pain was persistent and gradually aggravated to perianal abscess.
The pain improved and felt a lump, which was thrombotic external hemorrhoids.
Intermittent pain, underwear secretion pollution, anal fistula.
If a lump comes out, it may need manipulation. It is a mole! "
"Well, it seems that your heart is still professional. Your business is professional enough. You can cultivate your character more in the future."
Then he said to the patient, "you feel that your symptoms are very similar to the one he said."