In the past, it was estimated that it was due to lack of food or heavy work. When men and women were over 50, they felt old. It was like a bus driving on the tea vegetable street. They could stop cooking anytime and anywhere.
But now, to tell the truth, even people in their early 60s, especially those who have been in the system for many years, if they can still be a small leader, they will definitely look younger than some young men.
This is the case with the leader Wang, who had an operation in the tea vegetable hospital. In his early fifties, there was no hope of promotion, and his hobby began to change.
Eat, drink and play, tidy up, wear a flower tie, put on hair wax, comb your big back, and then put on a bright down jacket. You are a successful uncle.
If there is another passing car, go to the entertainment place and shout at night. Today I pay the bill, darling, Yingying. My life is quite happy.
Although Lao Wang doesn't exaggerate to the point that I pay the bill tonight, he can't be underestimated. In the unit, many things have stood aside.
But there is still a certain amount of energy. For example, after annual retirement or resignation, some people are transferred from prefectures and counties to the urban area.
The current function of leader Wang is mainly responsible for this item. It seems that he really has no right.
In fact, the right is not small. Moreover, this thing is like a meat bun. Whether there is meat is not on the skin.
There is nothing wrong with how many young people live apart because of their work, and how many young people dream of going from prefectures and counties to urban areas.
Wang leads this piece. Well, life is very natural and unrestrained.
The results do not know how, got epididymitis, this disease, how to say, many people are very strange.
However, after all, I didn't open the urinary system. Just say it roughly, let's have a concept.
What is epididymis? It can be said that it is a small organ near testis (a) pill, which is connected to vas deferens and testis (a) pill at the same time.
Human sperm (a) is actually the same as bananas sold from the south to the north. When they come out of testosterone (a), they are not fully mature.
The epididymis is actually the ripening work.
On weekdays, this place is relatively deep. Generally, it will not be infected, especially among young adults. There are few infections, high utilization rate and fast metabolism.
But this thing, once the lower body is not cleaned up, something may happen.
For example, if the foreskin is too long and the bacteria are retrograde, it will infect this place, or there is another kind of
Especially E. coli, it's too easy to infect this place. Just like chickens eat insects, one to one, they can't run away.
Leader Wang is 50 years old. I haven't heard that the skin is too long.
As a result, one day, he felt inappropriate. Swollen and uncomfortable, it's like flying out to see the world all the time. I can't wear my underwear.
And the pain, this pain, is not hard to remember, nor is it. It immediately makes you worse than life and death,
It's a kind of, hey, just like someone pulling his intestines and rising pain for a while, just like being pulled alive by life to pull his intestines out of chrysanthemum.
Lao Wang came to the hospital. While boasting about his position, he was uneasy. He was deeply afraid of something.
When the doctors in the special needs department, that is, the former cadre ward, look, yo, they have to ask the surgeon to take a look.
The surgeon came to check, not only epididymitis, but also hernia. Both diseases can make the lower body edema.
As a result, the swelling was particularly severe. The skin is bright and bright, just like the current LED bedside lamp.
Anti inflammation plus surgery!
The hernia operation was successful. The doctors pulled the intestines back to the abdominal cavity from below, and the infection was well controlled.
It can also be said that the medicine can cure the disease.
After the operation, the doctor told him to stay in bed to avoid unclean behavior.
Medical treatment, especially the words of doctors, sometimes sounds frightening.
"You're not good. You might become cancerous!" In fact, the doctor doesn't know how much the chance of cancer is. The most important thing is to express: maybe
It sounds like the patient is going to die tomorrow.
And some words, for example, you must stay in bed. Many patients don't think so. If I can't sleep, I need you to teach me?
To be honest, doctors are not sure about the probability of cancer, because there are too many causes of cancer.
However, as long as the doctor says, he must be sure of letting you stay in bed.
There is also unclean behavior, which is not as simple as children playing with mud.
Once someone implicitly reminds you not to have unclean behavior, this does not mean that you need to wash your hands before and after meals, but clearly tells you: don't mess around!
Lao Wang was lying in the ward. The first day and the next day, a week later, he felt much better, but he didn't want to go to work, but it was boring not to go to work, and the doctor told him to have more rest.
Therefore, lying in the big bed of the special needs department was boring day by day. As a result, one day, the guy took off his sick suit and sneaked out of the hospital.
Although he suffered from general surgery, urology and other diseases, he was hospitalized in the special needs department, so the doctors in various departments had weak jurisdiction over him.
Lao Wang, who ran out, felt that he was well, that he had nothing to do, that he was young, and that he could drink small wine every day and look for small things every day.
After drinking some wine and flattered by the people who asked him to do things, Lao Wang farted everything the doctor said.
After a happy night, he returned to the hospital exhausted the next day. During the ward round in the morning, the doctor looked and said, "President Wang" was still sleeping.
And it's been so long that I don't embarrass the leaders anymore. Otherwise, I'm a little embarrassed to take off my pants in front of the big guys every day.
In this way, things come out. If Lao Wang goes out of the hospital, it has nothing to do with the hospital.
But that's the problem, the special needs department. In the past, the benefits were very good. You couldn't live in without some extraordinary energy.
But now, serious leading cadres dare not live, ordinary people can't afford to live, and they have directly become furnishings. Where do so many sick tycoons come from all over the world.
But doctors and nurses also have to live. Finally, a patient came, and everyone opened and closed their eyes to let him soak in a patient.
This bubble is in trouble!
It was originally epididymitis and hernia, which directly caused his spermatic cord urinary tract. It can be said that he had been seriously damaged, even if it was repaired.
In fact, just like the dam that has collapsed once, it is not as strong as it was at the beginning, and can only be made up by years.
But this guy, after drinking alcohol, alcohol has a paralytic effect. Even if his body gives a pain warning, he can't feel it.
Besides, it was noisy all night. Back to the hospital, tired and tired, went to sleep directly.
When you look at your body like this, you don't care about yourself. I don't care who you love!
That's it. Lao Wang sleeps and sleeps. He keeps his mouth open and thinks about the good things of last night in his dream.
As a result, the original spring dream turned into a nightmare. In the dream, when he was about to do something, he suddenly broke into a big man.
His head is bigger than a pumpkin and his hands are wider than a PU fan. He grabbed his neck and lifted him upside down. His hands forcibly separated his legs, opened his mouth and shouted, I let you bully my wife.
Then he bit between Lao Wang's legs. Lao Wang was so frightened that he jumped up directly from the big bed, and his panic was about to jump out of his throat.
Suddenly, I felt a special pain below, as if I had been bitten in my dream.
When he opened his pants and looked down, Lao Wang's eyes were really broken this time. Dandan was hanging there like a huge purple meatball.
It's not as big as a bowl, but it's not much smaller. Just go into a purple honeycomb or hang a huge purple potato.
Moreover, the more you look at it, the more painful it hurts. His legs can't lift up. Ouch, ouch, Lao Wang can't even press the pager. Every move hurts!
It hurts. The huge purple meatballs can't be touched. Touching the skin is like the tendons of the whole body have been pulled out, like the intestines have been pulled out from the anus, from the bottom to the top.
Sweat, cold sweat on the forehead, pain, brushing flow, ouch, ouch, groans, Lao Wang couldn't shout out, and his tongue didn't dare to tremble with some force.
When the nurse who wanted to give the patient an infusion passed by, she heard it and opened the door.
Lao Wang died and lay on the big white bed, just like lying with a split fork. He couldn't separate his legs.
And his point is particularly obvious, purple dazzling, purple shining.
The panic on his face was as white as a ghost.
When Lao Wang saw the nurse, tears came out, "help, help me!" He didn't even dare to shout loudly because it hurt!
The voice is like a dog protecting food. It can't be lower.
As soon as the nurse saw it, she turned around and ran away. She wasn't frightened. To be honest, she hasn't seen anything, but she hasn't seen anything like this!
"Doctor, come on, the patient in bed 8 has a problem, doctor, come on!"
When the doctor in the office heard the nurse shouting so quickly, he thought the other party had heart failure.
He pushed the ambulance to the ward. As a result, he was stupid when he came in.
Really, surgical diseases are often not slow. Sometimes, half an hour ago and half an hour later, they are two diseases directly.
The doctor in the special needs department is a physician, but he knows at a glance that his intestines are incarcerated.
Call!
Burton, to tell you the truth, is one of the most reluctant words for medical people.
Because often embedded, followed by necrosis!
When human organs are ischemic, they can be delayed until the disease is relieved through the support of surrounding organs.
Incarcerated ischemia is not like that. The body can't support this thing through other organs. The ischemia time is a little, that is, necrosis. Don't even think about it.
Just like pinching the respiratory tract, the gas can't be sucked in.
The surgeon took Lao Wang and ran to the operating room, calling his family members and leaders.
As soon as the director of general surgery saw it, he quickly called the director of urology.
Urology, tea surgery, the Department that most listens to Ouyang's words. Because of the director, when urology Lao Li came to have a look, "remove the, testis (a) pill necrosis!"
The director of general surgery felt numb. The general foreign doctor in charge of the bed is almost crying.
"Have you made rounds this morning?" Lao Chen, a general foreigner, quickly put his fingers on the forehead of the bed doctor.
"Yes, he goes to bed in the morning..."
"This is not the hotel. You are a doctor, not a waiter. What are you doing? What are you doing.
What now, you tell me, what now? Necrosis, how to do? "
The family is here, Ouyang is here.
Lao Wang's wife, fat, with a face full of flesh and double eyelids made with two knives, is like someone pulling her eyelids all the time behind her.
Eyes are always half open and half closed. When you look at people, your chin is raised, as if you were looking at people with your lower eyelids.
Thin mouth skin. When you open your mouth, you can see the gold teeth inlaid inside.
On the fat arm, there was a donkey bag, yellow teeth and red lips, and very white foundation.
How many people have you met when you are an old doctor. As soon as he saw it, he knew he had no choice but to turn the matter over to the hospital.
The doctor in charge of the bed, at this time, really, I don't want to cry.
Originally, I thought I could make personal contacts after the operation, but the contacts didn't come, and the man-made disaster came.
He looked at each other's wife again and felt bitter. He really wanted to slap himself.
"What? Necrosis? Do you want to cut? " Lao Wang's wife jumped up directly, and the meat all over her body seemed to shake together, just like sumo wrestlers in Marubeni.
"Is that what you see? Ah, be a good man. Send it in. After watching it for a few days, you should cut it off
Ah, come on, I'll cut off yours. Would you like it? If you open your mouth, you have to cut it. Why don't you cut your own!
Ah, what doctor, shit! "
Even pointing and scolding, there was no place for the ashamed face of the director of general foreign studies.
Ouyang stood aside and couldn't open his mouth.
How do I say this? What can you say?
Can it be said that: he is so old and has no reproductive requirements, so he can cut it?
I can't tell. Ouyang is suffering. The triangular eyes stared, and the sharp eyes almost killed the doctors and directors of general surgery several times.
Lao Wang's wife, it is estimated that Lao Wang's failure and the depression of her own life broke out next time.
In the general foreign affairs director's office, she yelled. Ouyang turned out of the door and immediately contacted Zhang Fan. She didn't say a word to the general foreign affairs director.
The director of general foreign affairs really got a dog in his heart.
"First suspend the bedside doctor for reflection!" Ouyang heard that Zhang Fan had got on the plane and hung up the bed doctor first.
Lao Wang's wife is still making trouble. Anyway, it's just a meaning. You have to find a way for me.
The director of general foreign studies, with the spittle of the other party on his face, did not dare to wipe it. Like a child's daughter-in-law, he advised and explained.
On the plane, Zhang Fan kept looking at the subject of heart foundation with the internal medicine book brought from the provincial central hospital.
Open cardiothoracic surgery. Although there are many sub projects, the first one is cardiothoracic foundation.
There are a variety of medical records, which can't be done. None of the other sub projects can be opened. This is also different from other subjects.
Over the past two years, Zhang Fan has made great efforts to improve his liver. As a result, he opened other people's basic subjects. Obediently, the medical records inside are specious.
"Still not hard enough!" Zhang Fan sighed in his heart, and then he didn't sleep. In the past, he went to bed when he got on the plane. Now he can't sleep.
There is pressure in my heart. I can always find the right way to practice my hands and liver in surgery.
But this foundation can't work. One is one. It has nothing to do with two. Knowing is knowing. Not knowing is not knowing. It can't try. It can only be accumulated bit by bit.
Learn from good people and wizards. As soon as Zhang Fan gets on the plane, he opens his book and reads. He's not pretending to be forced. He's quite serious.
Xue Xiaoqiao's mood of chatting and farting disappeared.
"Niang, he's so talented and hard-working. He's not the dean. Who will be the dean?"
Then, I also took a book, began to read, and then slowly looked into my heart.
The passengers on the plane watched the two young people refuel and read hard. Some parents said to their children: you should study hard in the future, or you should study with books even when you go out. Look at the two brothers, it is estimated that you will fail the exam again.