Chapter 1072

After Zhang Fan and Shao Hua finished the game of you attacking and defending and changing roles with each other, Zhang Fan's brain is like a pile of used diapers. They can't squeeze any more. If they squeeze again, there will be only urine left. At this time, generally speaking, men who smoke tend to take a breath of immortal smoke, which is more enjoyable than after dinner. In the misty green smoke, their eyes are straight, and their minds are full of the blank problem of how the universe was formed.

Between men and women, especially couples, whether it's love at the head of the bed or quarreling on the ground, it's a very laborious exercise. At first glance, there seems to be no action. In fact, when you think about it carefully, the consumption is no less than taking the top.

Let's say that the couple who quarrel, a small quarrel in three days and a big quarrel in five days, are often fat and thin. The fat quarrel wins. Although they are angry at that time, they can see that the other party is foaming at the mouth scolded by themselves. In fact, their heart is still very dark and cool.

Then, the more angry one is, the less appetite he has, and the body can't get fat if he wants to get fat, while the other brings the victory of the battlefield into the rice bowl. The more he eats, the more energetic he gets, and then it becomes the so-called drinking water with meat. Can he not grow meat? The adrenal gland plays the greatest role, not only the heart is cool, but also the brain is cool. In order to continue this pleasure, the brain changes ways to make the body strong, So as to release more adrenal glands, so we have the posture of fighting braver and braver.

And if a family that is like a battlefield every day meets an equal opponent. The couple were absolutely thin and consumed too much. They had a good meal, but the door didn't go out. After an earth shaking quarrel, all the nutrition was consumed.

It's not over yet. At night, the couple lie in the same bed and don't talk to each other. It's like pretending to sleep. In fact, they are counting ribs and calculating: why haven't I quarreled today? How will I quarrel tomorrow and how will I arrange my tactics!

Then, the final result is that sooner or later, one side will have no stomach cancer, or breast cancer or thyroid cancer. What has a bad stomach? What is caused by drinking and taking medicine. To tell the truth, the stomach is the thickest organ in the internal organs.

This thing is not even afraid of strong acid. Drinking, yes, it can also make gastric mucosa bleed, but this kind of drinking will end the liver long before it destroys the stomach.

Therefore, this is one aspect of the family environment in medicine. Digestive doctors often tell patients to improve your family environment and living habits. This is not that the doctor told you to change to a big house of 200 square meters, but that you should stop quarreling and get angry and eat all three meals on time.

Fortunately, Zhang Fan and Shaohua are not like this. Shaohua occasionally plays a little temper, and Zhang Fan immediately pretends to have unlimited understanding. If an outsider annoys Shaohua, when Shaohua is angry, Zhang Fan will never reason with Shaohua and say what you should do, just like a fool.

Zhang Fan usually moves a bench, pours a cup of tea, accompanies Shaohua to curse the unknown outsider, drinks water, and opens an operation in his mind to practice his hands. Although Zhang Fan didn't seem to have been in love before marriage, this function is like born, that is, he was a little poor, otherwise it's hard to say whether Zhang Fan will become a doctor.

It is estimated that God also prevented this hand, so that Zhang Fan grew a wheat cutting face in June in the years of strong hormones. He didn't say that he didn't have money in his pocket.

After a draw, Zhang Fan leaned blankly against the head of the bed. But Shaohua will be dishonest. When Shao Hua didn't play, like all women, the left one didn't want and the right one hated. He clearly knew what to do, but he just wanted to make a symbolic resistance.

And Zhang Fan is very cooperative and speaks sweet words. This is the constitution, the Constitution and procedures brought by the nature of men and women. Unless it's expensive or forced.

When it's over, the program turns around. Zhang Fan wanted to be quiet, while Shaohua began to want to move! One will touch the muscles in Zhang Fan's chest, and the other will study the little Doudou button on his chest. Also very curious to ask: your little bean has a small eye on it. Let me see if there is one on the other side.

Shao Hua finally let Zhang Fan in.

"This thing can't be touched!" Zhang Fan's peas were pinched red by Shaohua. Originally brown. Now it's like a little cherry basking in the sun.

"You're talking nonsense. Why, why did you touch me!"

"Well, can it be the same!"

"Why is it different? It's so small that I can't touch it!"

"Silly girl, you have no place to go to the bathroom. Is it uncomfortable? It's the same thing that you can't find the bathroom! "

"Huh?" Shao Huayi, don't lie to me. Your hands are ready. If Zhang Fan talks nonsense, she's going to pull Zhang Fan a little bigger.

In fact, a man's Ru gland is like the human sacrum, which is a degenerated organ like the tail bone. What's this thing for? It's a juicy organ. But the internal pipelines have degenerated into half open and half closed, just like the old and disrepair sewer.

You say it's unobstructed. A child can leak water everywhere as soon as he takes a bath of urine. You say it's unobstructed. When he gets sick, this thing can drip through his underwear, just like the mother of a lactating child.

The female Ru gland has developed channels, and appropriate stimulation can make the secretion exuberant. This is the origin of prolactin.

This is not the case with men. As Zhang Fan said, once stimulated and secreted, it's like people who want to explode their bladder and pee immediately. It's quite uncomfortable. When stimulated, the male Ru gland is actually uncomfortable.

What to do if you feel uncomfortable? You can't get out again, and it's hard for anyone to say what the secreted juice is. Over time, like bad milk, it began to deteriorate, followed by inflammation and cancer.

Female breast cancer is very cruel, usually to dug the whole breast, it looks particularly cruel. After this operation, the chest is like being scratched by a big bowl, leaving a mark, and then branded by a soldering iron. The white turns into a brown contraction.

But fortunately, the cure rate is very high at present.

But men are different. Once the breast cancer is diagnosed, the chance of survival is extremely small, often spent money, and no one.

Therefore, many people, especially some young people, let their girlfriends suck and suck in order to find stimulation. The Ru gland is swollen like wangzi steamed bread. When you come to the hospital, the doctors are afraid. They keep telling you not to stimulate it anymore. Don't stimulate it anymore. Can't you let it be a small soybean safely and quietly!

Because stimulation will lead to inflammation of Ru gland and then canceration. There has been an upward trend in recent years. Has the sensitive point moved up? This is not bluffing.

Zhang Fan told Shaohua that Shaohua didn't dare to fiddle with it immediately. After all, they all grew up on breast milk. Who hasn't

Zhang Fan and Shaohua have a good and harmonious relationship. First, they are both reasonable and broad-minded people. Second, there are no sad things for poor couples in all aspects of family income. Third, Zhang Fan's Kung Fu is hard.

Zhang Fan is very complacent in this aspect. After all, medicine is not in vain and the human body is not understood in vain.

Men, most men, come up like hungry pigs, clattering and clattering, end a few times, and then lie there like dead fish, motionless.

In fact, men like this, like drinking Baijiu, a few big mouthpieces will make people decadent. Even if they drink well, they will vomit all over the place if they drink too much.

Women, in fact, are just like drinking yellow rice wine. Like the elegant people in ancient times, warming wine to compensate plum, first from sour to hazy, then see that mountain is not mountain, water is not water, slowly to mountain or mountain, water or water, but the fragrance of birds and flowers can last for a long time.

Therefore, many men and women are not harmonious. One is anxious and the other is slow. It's strange to be harmonious.

But no wonder Chinese men, it's Chinese education.

For example, when Zhang Fan was in junior high school, he wanted to go to physiology and health. The book was also issued, and the physiological structure was also painted in the book. When Zhang Fan was in junior high school, boys and girls often read the section of human physiology in biology books behind their backs.

It's the end of the term. It's time to go to this section. The freshmen asked the repeat students what the teacher said in this section. Really, no matter how good or bad you study, whether you want to enter high school or mix with the society.

Very curious.

Zhang Fan had a repeat boy in his class. He told Zhang Fan in the corner of the classroom: I'll go. This class is exciting. After class, the teacher took off his clothes while talking, and then slowly fell from top to bottom. What is here and where is what.

While talking, he sipped his saliva. It is estimated that the young man was secretly watching movies. But Zhang Fan didn't know at that time. A group of chicks are about to stand up and salute, because it is said that the biology teacher in that year was a kilogram of which leader just graduated a few years ago.

Wearing foreign style and a red check hook on the upper body, this kind of T-shirt is only available in big cities, light blue elastic jeans, wide mouth small red leather shoes at the foot, and then transparent and luminous silk stockings are exposed on the white ankle! Darling, this teacher is the goddess of Zhang Fan's dream.

In that class, the whole class of boys looked forward to their heads like raised BLACK * * and their eyes were red before class.

As a result, the teacher came in and threw the book on the podium table, "this class is self-study!" Then turn around and go.

You don't know, it was estimated that some people cried at that time, not for other reasons, just because they loved learning and because repeaters lied!

It's just junior high school. It's more strict in senior high school.

Let's not say that men and women fall in love. The school teachers are like the king of the mountain. Who and who should have eyebrows and eyes, a stick

Not to mention that, when the iron ship was transferred from the golden Mao country to China, there was no cinema in the small county at that time, but the iron ship was so famous that it was said to be an unparalleled classic, and there was also a section of shredded meat or shredded green pepper to draw falling body paintings for beautiful women.

Zhang Fan and several of them made an appointment to see the masterpiece. They definitely didn't go to see painting. Then dozens of students went to the unlicensed small black house on a dark and windy night. This house is the famous video hall. There are three films for one yuan. They want to see what they want to see in the early morning. Of course, Zhang Fan and they usually have to go home at 10 o'clock at the latest, because the time of self-study in the evening is over.

Look, look, it's really boring. There's really nothing to see about a broken ship. Because it's a gun film, there will be a southern Chinese saying from time to time, fuck your mother!

Finally, the scene of painting came. Unfortunately, just like every student's age, there was a ferocious director of the Academic Affairs Office in the school. He took the PE teacher with a stick and rope and kicked open the door of the small black house.

The light shone in like a prison probe lamp. The director of the academic affairs office didn't see the drawing board in the TV, only saw the white thigh, and then shouted, "dare to watch the yellow a video! Catch them all. "

This catches the one to be expelled, and then it is estimated that he can be killed by his parents.

A roomful of high school and junior high school students had stood up to salute. As a result, they were scared. It is estimated that some children were scared out of psychological shadow. When Zhang Fan saw something wrong, he pulled down the black curtain and threw it at the director of the academic affairs office.

In fact, the dean of the Academic Affairs Office scares the students. People are still good people. When the black curtain flew over, he thought he met the great Xia on the road. As soon as his head tilted and his arm lifted, he opened the defense mode. At this moment, Zhang Fan kicked through the window and shouted vaguely, "run!"

Then a group of students, like frightened bats, whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Then the director of the academic affairs office and the physical education teacher took a flashlight, just as they caught Huang and gambling in the joint defense, "stop! If you don't stop, I'll forgive you. I've seen you. "

If you catch thieves and dirt and dare to escape, can you be a good child? Who stops, who is a fool. The streets are like rabbits chased by dogs on the mountain.

The students ran, the teacher chased, followed by a fat boss with a kitchen knife, "bastards, pay for my window. Look what it's like to kick me. Who did I provoke? "

Can the children who are so strict in their defense understand men's and women's affairs when they grow up? No, so this is also the most beautiful first love can be married. There is a saying, don't bother to adjust other people's husbands!

Shaohua and Zhang Fan were tired of it for a while, and they began to talk about business. Young couples are about like this. They don't fight. It's generally not easy to talk about business.