Chapter 1236

It's not good to marry a doctor or a doctor.

If you want your partner to make some achievements in your career, you have more to offer. However, there is no labor law in any slightly larger hospital, just as leaders go to meetings at any time.

The other half is a doctor, which has obvious benefits. As long as it is a human thing, you can ask the other half about it. Even if your cat is too strong in spring, the other half can sell some medicine to treat it.

Of course, there are good and bad, and the bad side is particularly obvious. If you don't have time, don't say anything first. Just one living habit can make the other half crazy.

Especially the other half of the female doctor. To tell you the truth, if you are not crazy, you are lucky.

For example, wipe her ass from front to back. She has to force her husband to do the same. And for washing hands before and after meals, female doctors want to take a brush to brush their husband, not to mention when they are just in love, there are many people who take hand disinfectant to disinfect others in the third article!

And even going to the bathroom and flushing the toilet can make her mother-in-law feel wronged that the doctor's daughter-in-law despises her. For example, when many people go to the bathroom, they think it's too smelly and smelly, and then flush the toilet. At this time, the female doctor will jump out, point to the toilet cover and scold: it will be infected!

It sounds like female doctors are a little neurotic. In fact, this is quite scientific. Many people, especially girls, haven't even held a man's hand. As a result, they found urinary tract infection! After checking around for no reason, she accidentally found that she had the habit of flushing the toilet on the way! The urology department of Marubeni has done an experiment. If you flush without the toilet cover, the aerosol of feces can rush out six meters away. You can't lift your ass six meters away, so······

In addition, when the child has a fever, the mother-in-law holds the dog skin mattress to cover the child and sweat for the child, while the female doctor takes off the child's clothes, bares the child's ass and opens the window for ventilation.

Alas, the old lady at home wants to chop her daughter-in-law into meat stuffing and wrap it into dumplings with a kitchen knife. Isn't the experience handed down from several lifetimes not as good as your little doctor?

In fact, this is like a joke in the hospital. It is said that a patient has diarrhea for three days because of eating inappropriate food. He is hospitalized because of dehydration. After treatment in the hospital, the patient has spirit the next day, and then he discusses the treatment plan with the doctor in front of the doctor with a dictionary as thick as a sea of words!

In fact, this is the doctor, the doctor in the family. When a group of doctors were at the party, it really made people gnash their teeth. I dislike everything, I dislike everything!

The boss of the tea plant originally wanted to take advantage of this wave of wind to bring his own wine into the country. As a result, when he just said how many kinds of trace elements there are, doctors began to popularize knowledge for him, especially doctors in the Department of liver diseases, who wear colored glasses for wine!

It's like when a certain black medicine produced a so-called super hemostatic toothpaste, and then a group of doctors argued with the pharmaceutical factory on the Internet, saying that the toothpaste contained hemostatic drugs. What's more terrible is that tens of billions of companies can't fight the battle, and even began to want to learn the old methods of a pharmaceutical distillery!

Of course, today's doctors in chasu can't be bothered by the boss of chasu distillery even if they say that the drinks are rubbish.

Tea vegetable's intestines and stomach accompany old Wu and old Lu and their martial brothers. Of course, Ouyang still has a seat here. Zhang Fan is accompanied by several experts who are old, highly skilled, but one generation shorter than Wu.

But the pollen cheese cake of tea vegetable is very popular.

"Elder martial brother, you must take one of the standing committee seats tomorrow!" Zhang Fan talks one by one and has no time to work one by one in private. Moreover, this is not the division of rights, but the assignment of tasks.

Moreover, although Zhang Fan is young, he is a big teacher. Therefore, as long as he is not of the same generation as Lu, it is absolutely no problem for Zhang Fan to call elder martial brother, and the other party is quite happy.

Ancestral disciple, are you kidding!

"I'll take a member of the Standing Committee. Lao Li may not be convinced!" A professor of liver diseases at Central South University, holding boiled water in reserve, was like carrying 60 degrees of tea essence. He said he didn't want to, but he grabbed Zhang Fan and wouldn't let him go!

"Hey, you should win a Nobel prize when you find that glycoproteins have new antigens in the immune response of parasitic proteins in human liver. I'm afraid you can't see this small pool! "

"Ha ha, you kid laughed at me. You were really short of money and material resources. If you continue to study, eh, the glycoprotein variant antigen won the Nobel prize! OK, you have spoken to Zhang Yuan. This standing committee member, I want one! But we don't have a lot of money! "

Although Zhang Fan said the most proud achievements of others, it seems that everyone understands Zhang Fan's habit of grasping people for money.

"Elder martial brother, you will be one of the Standing Committee members for the meeting tomorrow!" In front of an expert in Central China, Zhang Fan whispered while pouring tea.

"Don't you laugh at me? On liver surgery, can I still see it in front of you!" The old man is very reserved!

"Hey! You bully me, liver transplantation, my martial uncle said, the younger generation, he will take good care of you! " Zhang fanle poured water for the bald old man.

"Teacher Wu really said that?"

"Look at you, where your own level is, liver transplantation, who can go around you! Are you afraid that you and I will ask for money and funds? Elder martial brother, it's not good for you to do so. Everyone says that Professor Hu of central China is the most atmospheric in the liver and gallbladder department. Isn't this a rumor? "

After talking to two or three people, Zhang Fan found that it was too difficult for these guys to ask for money, so he changed his strategy!

"Hey, hey, you smelly boy, you are not big and greasy! After this wave, your work point is expected to become a climate. How many standing committee members are there now, and how many fate have been changed? "

"More than 20 members of the Standing Committee can raise about $5.6 billion. How much can you give, elder martial brothers, and how much we can give! Elder martial brother, be generous. Don't let Jianghu legends become Jianghu jokes! "

"You, OK, I'll pay 20 million this time, but the project should also be put here. When the laboratory comes, it's not enough. I'll trouble you!"

Ouyang accompanied the leader, "leader

Not only did the tea vegetarians laugh, but even the leaders in charge of health heard Ouyang's mouth open, so they immediately stood up and took the wine cup to find someone to toast ~!

They're really scared!

The next day, the meeting began!

The huge five-star hotel is full of Chinese experts and scholars in hepatobiliary department.