Dogs protect their mouths and people protect their legs. People's old legs fade first, and chickens have more soft urine first.
In fact, Chinese ancestors had already summed up their experience when Westerners were still thinking about how to bleed. After all, there were many illiterates in the past. Unlike today's college graduates, it's better to be a small worker who moves bricks on the construction site.
At that time, in order to make Lang Lang catchy and acceptable to the people, he made some experience into doggerel. But it's the wrong way to slip. The effect of this thing is different from that of the next little bit. The next little bit may be the urinary tract infection caused by E. coli.
This leg, as the ancestors said, is not a lower limb, not a slippery big white leg, nor the lower leg, but a knee joint.
When the academic leader of the Institute of orthopedics became a fait accompli, Jinmao's family simply did not tangle, and directly began to make money.
After the Institute of orthopedics was put into use, before the Chinese side reacted, several neighboring countries of the Institute of orthopedics became a trend! Just as women like donkey bags made of plastic, rich people around Stan lined up to tea vegetable bone Institute.
Line up to the bone Institute for a physical examination! Tea element hospital was put in the past. In fact, it is the best choice for them when they have no choice.
Although it seems that China is richer than before, in fact, people in several neighboring countries still like European and American things.
Therefore, when the special orthopedic hospital cooperated with tea vegetable, obediently, Zhang Fan was surprised.
The pot bellied local tyrant, with sunglasses and cigars, is as fat as moving half a ton of meat, and then carries a blonde with convex front and concave back, but she is also a chopstick leg. Darling, don't say anyone else. Zhang Fan thinks she's making a movie?
These local tyrants who have not gone out for thousands of years have come to tea!
There are so many local tyrants that the small nurses of the Kazakh nationality can't make an appointment, and Lao Chen has to add a few more.
Xue Fei and Wang Guofu lie on the front desk of the bone Institute. They are not in a good mood. "I bet these people won't eat at night." Xue Fei looked dying.
Wang Guofu was also listless. He didn't want to talk to Xue Fei, but what the goods said aroused his curiosity again. After all, few people understand the tyrant's world, "why not eat? People have money and eat what they want!"
Xue feibai glanced at his elder martial brother, "your poor vision is not good!"
Wang Guofu quit. As soon as he was about to refute, he heard Xue Fei say, "look, how much do you think the local tyrant's waist circumference is? His lordosis is at least 50 cm. Don't say he can't see his brother. I doubt that he can't stand meat bubbles in his hands when he goes to the bathroom!
It's 11 a.m. and the contents of the stomach have almost entered the intestines.
Therefore, his belly waist circumference is not the largest now. If he eats dinner this evening, his waist circumference will be bigger. If he eats too much, how can he talk to the beauty with chopsticks legs around him?
With a belly, the girl is one meter away. Even if he is a donkey, he can't reach it! "
Wang Guofu was full of grievances. After hearing this, the two shameless men looked at each other and smiled!
"Yes, don't eat!"
In fact, Xue Fei and Wang Guofu are wronged for a reason.
These local tyrants are rich.
At the time of examination, those named by others need to use Jinmao to give tea element dual source CT and 7.0 NMR for physical examination.
Money is not a problem! Don't be suitable. It's the most expensive. He's anxious with you when you're cheap.
Of course, the tea vegetable bone Institute is a non-profit scientific research institution internally. Although it is also linked with scientific research institutions externally, the charging standard can not be guided by the price bureau.
All examination expenses, doctor's examination expenses and operation expenses are aligned with Jinmao special orthopedic hospital.
That's great.
For example, in China, meniscus tear surgery can't last tens of thousands in 11 years, and there is medical insurance.
But in the eyes of ordinary people, this thing is too expensive.
The cost of bed is $300 a day, the cost of nursing care is $600 a day before operation, and the cost of braking patients after operation is directly over 1000. For the cost of surgery, you can turn the sign according to the doctor's level.
To the dismay of Wang Guofu and Xue Fei, they can't get in.
Although Xue Fei was the deputy director of the emergency center, in fact, his practice certificate was still orthopedics, and because of Zhang Fan, the old boy held the orthopedic practice certificate and did not change it into an emergency practice certificate.
He waited for the establishment of the bone Institute to go in and serve the local tyrants!
As a result, when the doctors of the Institute of orthopedics came down to the standard, the brothers and sisters were like pierced plastic bags for chickens, lying on the front desk of the Institute of orthopedics.
Doctor's standard of tea bone Institute:
The highest level resident doctors are Zhang Fan and Dean Stan of Jin Mao. They need to make an appointment one week in advance. Some doctors from non bone Institute and tea vegetable hospital make an appointment two weeks in advance, such as Lao Zhao of shuitanzi, who is also a first-class doctor.
The second class needs to be at the level of associate professor of special orthopedics, and the equivalent in China is at the level of River scholar. In addition, we should make certain achievements in our fields. We can't speak by seniority, but by achievements.
The regular doctor is a group doctor in the special orthopedic hospital, while the equivalent Chinese country is a senior attending doctor in shuitanzi, with a minimum requirement of doctor.
This makes the orthopedic doctors in the tea vegetable hospital a little embarrassed, because for this standard, the orthopedic doctors in the tea vegetable hospital do not meet the standard!
After all, the local tyrants are rich, and they are not fools. Moreover, for fear that the bone Institute will smash their own brand, the golden Maoist country would rather make concessions on academic leaders than compromise on this standard.
In fact, Zhang Fan also understands.
Routine treatment, including the top hospitals in China, such as shuitanzi orthopedics, in fact, 99% of the daily work of most doctors is doing some routine treatment.
Generally speaking, ordinary students do some ordinary problems that will not surpass the teaching books every day. If the problems are a little more difficult, they still need to learn to do it.
But it's different when you go to the Institute of orthopedics. This place is not a place to solve common problems every day. This place is a place to find problems and solve problems. It's also a place to find some difficult problems, which is beyond the outline.
This place is osaban!
Therefore, the doctors of tea element orthopedics are not enough to see at present. This makes several young and excellent orthopedic doctors uncomfortable.
For example, Wang Yanan, who never took the initiative to ask for leave at work, said today that she was going to take a vacation because of her head fever, and she had to take all her annual and wedding leave together.
Originally, she thought she could be a small subject leader.
When the results came out, the girl didn't even have the qualification to do chores, which made her very angry. Of course, Zhang Fan didn't agree, so he granted three days off.
As for Xu Xian, who plays with snakes, he is a graduate student. He usually doesn't have much pressure in the Department. After all, other doctors are undergraduates.
But today I saw that I didn't even have the qualification to enter the Institute of orthopedics. The young man was under pressure.
Xue Fei and Wang Guofu just came to vent their anger. As for other elderly orthopedic doctors, although they don't say it, they are actually very uncomfortable.
The high-profile scientific research institute was established. Everyone wanted to go in and make a contribution. As a result, people didn't want it! Dislike their level.
In Zhang Fan's office, the younger generation of orthopedic doctors were called by Zhang Fan.
"Xue Fei, do you want to go back to orthopedics?" Everyone looked very serious. They didn't see Zhang Fan laughing on weekdays.
Because Zhang Fan went out from the Department of orthopedics, other surgeons were a little cautious when they saw Zhang Fan, but in the Department of orthopedics, it was like this man was my master brother. Everyone was very relaxed, but today it was different. Everyone was cold and violent against Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan has been the dean for two years. He has no problem dealing with them, so first Zhang Fan fired on Xue Fei.
"I didn't want to go back to orthopedics, but the bone Institute..." Xue Fei was eating a bowl and looking at the master in the pot. He wanted to be the director of the emergency center and didn't want to lose the benefits brought by the bone Institute.
"If you don't want to go back to orthopedics, you leave and change your registration to me as soon as possible. Or I'll find someone else to be the director of the emergency center! "
Xue Fei turned his mouth, very unconvinced, but he didn't speak. He knows that this is not the time to be stubborn.
"You feel bad. I know I feel worse than you. Such a large bone Institute is on our own territory. As a result, none of our own people can get in.
At the beginning, it was my fault that I shouldn't cooperate with special orthopedic hospitals. I didn't believe that they could put forward such harsh conditions! "
With that, Zhang Fan looked at several people.
Wang Yanan, who had a frosty face, was a little embarrassed at this time. Xu Xian, who played with the snake, moved his steps and hid his head behind Wang Yanan. Wang Guofu's face turned red. As for Xue Fei, Xue Fei has become Zhang Fan's man again. He looks down on these people and hates iron instead of steel!
"But if we do, we must do our best. When I was in orthopedics, the other two departments scrambled for patients with us. We didn't lose. Compared with us, we didn't lose. Can we only fight inside?
If we want to catch up with the world's top hospitals, we must work hard. You can't lie on a little achievement and be complacent.
Brothers, when the times abandoned you, they didn't even say hello. Did you see that when we were still considering whether we needed steel plates or screws on the metatarsal, people's golden hair had started metatarsal endoscopy.
When we still feel that we have surgical CT, people have been rampant with dual source CT. Although we seem to be booming now, we are all castles in the air. If you can't rise in five years.
The fruits of our previous efforts will disappear. Not to mention comparing with world-class hospitals, even the bird market can get rid of us.
We want policy, no policy. If you want money, there is no money. There are only you. Are you worse than the group of doctors from shuitanzi? Worse than the doctor from Jinmao?
Not bad, you are so comfortable that you don't want to look up!
As long as you are willing, as long as you want to work hard, I will help you. Xu Xian, I heard that you are going to take an exam to study for a doctoral degree recently? "
"I... I..."
"Are you still the one who subdued the dragon?" Zhang Fan eased the atmosphere and was a little heavy. He was afraid that it would hurt everyone's confidence too much.
"Yes! I want to read a blog! " Xu Xian was embarrassed by what Zhang Fan said.
"Well, yes, I have contacted director Zhao of shuitanzi. While doing research, the bone institute applies for a doctor's authorization point, and all the doctoral directors are first-class doctoral directors in China. Come on, brother!"
Out of the office, Wang Yanan chased Xu Xian and asked East and West. The girl was really stimulated.
Wang Guofu listened carefully with his ears. As for Xue Fei, he was thinking that it would be better to study for a doctor or take over after director Xiao of Anwen and other emergency centers Retired!
Theophylline orthopedic doctors are in a dilemma. If you want to catch up with Zhang Fan, you have to keep trying.
When you enter the workplace, it doesn't mean you work hard, because it's difficult to deal with any one of family, life and work.