V10.Chapter 48

"Ha ha ha," the fat man laughed, "who am I? I'm a great fat man

I gaped at him: "you "Fat man?"

The fat man was embarrassed for a while, and even the thin man was embarrassed: "our boss is too lazy to give us names, so we call them fat and thin."

I was stunned again. How lazy I must be! Their boss is not only bad tempered, but also lazy to think. I am convinced that they still adore him so much.

"What do you usually do?" I'm between them.

Fat see thin, thin see fat, two people think for a while, said: "usually maintenance seal, clean it."

Ah? That's what we usually do?

"Nothing else? And you don't have to cook? "

When I asked, they both looked at me as if they were Monsters: "are you from the world? Who needs to eat here? "

I blinked, pretending to be surprised: "ah?! How do you know I'm from the world! You are so amazing I accentuated my tone, exaggerating that I felt a little bit pompous.

But the fat and the thin laughed happily: "hahaha, who are we Wait, you're from the world They stopped in mid air in surprise, looked up and down at me in surprise, and stood there.

I flatter a smile: "two eldest brothers are good, my name is Xia Xiaolan, originally was a mortal, first came to precious land, please take care of."

I took the initiative to shake hands with them warmly, and then I sent out my business card.

"How could it be?" The thin look at the fat.

"Can mortals come here?" Fat people look at thin people.

I'll go and listen to their tone. Ordinary people don't even have the qualification to come here. However, what he said is true. Who is in charge of the ordinary people? The ordinary people are in charge of the police. How can they come here.

"No, how can mortals fly?" Fat man, look at me.

"Not a demigod. Hiss But demigod is not qualified to come here Thin people seem to have no idea.

Well, even half god is not qualified to come here. Do you think it's rare for others to come here! If there is a choice, even if I am a God, I don't want to come, OK?! It's so hot here that there's no food to eat. Fortunately, the palace prepared in advance and filled it with food.

"Here comes a mortal ~ All of a sudden, a strange voice came from the dark hole on the side. When he spoke, the hole on the side was on. He was lying in the trough. The "light" of emotion was controlled by voice.

In the next light, I also saw a white hair and white clothes of the back, I was stunned, white clothes than snow, not stained with dust, white hair such as spider silk, root shining, cliff is a big beautiful man!

He turned around! He's really going to turn around! This beautiful man is about to turn around

"poof -" I vomited blood and nearly spurted out my aunt all year. The beautiful man in my imagination is not like that at all, OK!

There are two rows of eyes on the human face! It's two rows! Six eyes!

Xiao Nuo, all the collections you want are here Do I want to catch two to honor my boss in the underworld

Man's face is flat, can't see the nose, anyway, the whole face is occupied by the eyes, this contrast, almost instantly fell from heaven to hell. I used to fantasize about the beauty here, prison, beast, soap.

After seeing the real person, I found that there were many things, which were really limited to imagination. At that moment, I was disillusioned.

"Oh mortal, are you for me to eat?" another hole lit up, and a monster appeared. He grinned at me ferociously, stretched out his long tongue and licked the seal in front of it. Immediately, the seal scorched his tongue, but he didn't know the pain at all. Instead, he showed an expression of enjoyment.

"Mortal?! All come out to see mortals "

in an instant, one after another, the whole black mountain heaven prison lights up from top to bottom, one after another. Suddenly, it's like stars lighting up in the dark, making this gloomy and terrible heaven prison beautiful.

There is also a light shining in the deep sky, illuminating the whole black mountain heaven prison.

"I haven't eaten a mortal for a long time -"

"suck, this mortal smells good"

"eat! Eat! Eat! Eat They all cried out.

The fat man and the thin man looked around in surprise and showed a frightened expression. The fat man looked at me angrily and anxiously: "look at you! It's all your fault. If the boss hears us, he will throw us into the magma! "

I'll go. Their boss has a bad temper and doesn't bother to name them. If they don't do a good job, they have to throw magma. In this way, they just loved each other to death. What's not m constitution?

"Be quiet, you monsters Suddenly someone said, "it's so noisy!"

"Oh, the punished immortals here are not happy. You think we stink. You can go out. Ha ha ha "

" the protoss is heavily punished. Maybe we'll go out first, ha ha ha "

I find that the ridicule is concentrated on the left side of Heishan heaven prison, so the detention here is regular. The person who spoke just now is called immortal by them, that is, the protoss who is punished as xuanyue. His voice comes from the right side, so the right side is the protoss or the people in the immortal realm."You don't quarrel" the thin man is also afraid, "quarrel again, the boss will get angry"

"get angry, get angry ~" the six eyed monster grins wickedly, "one person makes a mistake, all are punished, we don't owe ~"

"you don't quarrel, don't quarrel" the fat man and the thin man yell anxiously.

I calmly took out the mobile phone, and then began to take selfie.

"Click!" Flash flash, the audience is quiet, fat and thin mouth cramped to see me: "what are you doing?"

"Selfie!" I went to one of them and said, "eggplant" ~

"eggplant" really cooperated foolishly. After that, they put away their smile and looked at me stiffly: "do you still have the mind to take selfie?"

"Of course!" I looked at them excitedly, "it's not like you're here to come! I don't know if I can come again next time! "

"Well said So it is The skinny and the fat nodded in a daze.

I'm here to take a photo with the demons!

Go to the next door of the six eyes white haired man's prison and wink at him: "pretty man, take a picture."

The six eyed man smiles: "OK, but how can I play with this thing?"

Oh These people are not locked up here for one or two years. After ten years in prison, they have to undergo a period of psychological adjustment to help prisoners keep up with the rhythm of the outside society.

How many years has it been from wired phones to mobile phones, black-and-white mobile phones to smart phones? Our technology is changing with each passing day, let alone the immortal world.

"Look, this is the screen. It can show our faces. Just smile." When I finished, I pointed my cell phone at me and the six eyed white haired man again, "smile."

Six eyes smile. Oh, my God, it looks like the six barrels in Mahjong suddenly have a mouth.

Go on, go on!

I took this shot with my mobile phone, "click click" the whole sky prison is the sound of my flash, the demons and ghosts in the sky prison can be seen, it's really boring, and they really cooperate with me one by one.

I didn't finish a lap. Fat and thin people fly with me. Although they are not so afraid of their old family, they are also scared.

"Come on, come on, you're not finished." The thin man urged me.

"All right!" Fat man, hold my hand. I'm standing in front of the hairy monster.

"Get out of here! Let me take a picture with a mortal. If I can't eat it, I'll have a look! " The hairy monster protested inside.

"Let her do it! Let her do it! Let her do it The whole heaven prison suddenly thought of the orderly shouts, feel oneself instant change prison boss have wood have.

Fat and thin immediately glared at me, I once again flattered to smile, on the surrounding a fist: "you have a long time to come, today really can't finish shooting, thank you don't dislike me, willing to take a picture with me! I've been here these days. If you need anything, just tell me. I'll give you what I have! "

"You little mortal are full of nonsense. I want to eat meat. Do you have it?" Someone called.

I laughed: "no human meat, beef or pork?"

"You've got it!" Immediately, countless people came out of the light, and for a moment I felt the smell of suspicious saliva in the air

“……” It's delicious

"What do you brag about, mortal?" Thin white me, fat zazazazui: "harm I also greedy."

I smile: "I really have a promise!" I took my mother's cow out of my bag and said, "try it!" As soon as I unwrapped the package, the whole Xianyu fragrant immediately, which should be the reason why it was too hot. I heard countless people shouting: "Wow, it's so fragrant -"

"it's so fragrant!" Immediately, the fat man grabbed it and started to nibble, nodding at the same time, "delicious! okay! Delicious

Thin looking also saliva fell down, to take: "give me something to eat."

"Go! Xiao Lan gave me something to eat. " As soon as the fat man turns around, his butt is facing the thin man.

Skinny hit it hit it mouth, smile at me.

I also squinted at him: "brother skinny, don't worry, I have You see, I'm just a demigod. I really can't float all day like this. Can I have a rest? "

The thin man's eyes brightened: "yes! yes! Wait for you

I smile in my heart. My mother subdued my father with delicious food. Today, Xia Xiaolan will subdue the whole Heishan prison with supermarket!

The thin man flew to the center, his hands were right, and suddenly called to the fat man: "fat man! Come and help! You can't help eating other people's beef jerky! "

The fat man wiped his mouth: "it's coming, it's coming."

The fat man also flew over. The two hands were together, and the seal of the Dharma flashed. Suddenly, the palms of the two hands were opposite. The Dharma array was immediately connected. They also began to slowly pull apart, and the Dharma array was getting bigger and bigger. Gradually, a white room began to emerge from the Dharma array!

So there is a rest room here!

Crouching trough, today's cow is really worth it! A big mother, for a villa!

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