"Ha ha, I'm laughing to death. Oh, oh, my stomach. God, it hurts. Ha ha, if I die, it's also because of laughing, not because of the two bullets still in my stomach. God, it's really ridiculous."
Mark Evan's stomach was still bleeding, but he couldn't help laughing and laughing while shouting pain.
Gao Yang lit mark Evan's leg with a pistol and shouted, "Hey, hey, man, don't just laugh. Your blood is beginning to come out of your mouth."
Mark Evan wiped his mouth with his hand, and then said with a depressed face: "Falk, they hit me in the stomach and blood began to come up along the esophagus. This is not good news, but ha ha, I still want to laugh."
McGee sped up the speed of driving. Gao Yang said curiously, "what's funny?"
Mark Evan stabbed his foot on the head with a gun and shouted, "Hey, man, does your chrysanthemum hurt?"
The man who was trampled by Mark Evan turned his head in horror, stared at mark Evan and said loudly, "Damn it! What are you talking about?"
Gao Yang was also stunned and said, "what did you say?"
Mark Evan vomited blood to one side with a puff, then wiped his mouth with his hand, pressed his wound hard, and said with a painful expression: "man, there has been a murderer or a group of murderers in Cape Town recently. The victims passed by. They got into a taxi and lost consciousness. The main victims are white and white men."
The man who was trampled by Mark Evan shouted, "and then?"
Mark Evan said with a difficult smile: "Those who get on the taxi will find their luggage lost and their wallet lost. The worst thing is that their chrysanthemums are also exploded, but what is more unfortunate is that the people who have exploded chrysanthemums will find that they are infected with AIDS. Do you not read the news? Oh, you just got off the plane, right? Then I tell you, there are five such victims in this half year, ha ha ha, gang. Ji, in your case, allow me to ask, do you feel pain? "
"You damn bastards!"
The man who was trampled by Mark Evan was completely stupid. After subconsciously touching his ass, he waited for a moment. He suddenly drank violently and suddenly got up. Mark Evan's feet stepped on his head and back. With him, mark Evan, who was already weak, was immediately pushed against the seat.
Gao Yang leaned over and hit the unlucky guy's head with the handle of the gun. After a bang, Gao Yang shouted, "man, find out, we saved your people."
Although he was hit on the head, the man stepped on by Mark Evan straightened up and grabbed the gun from the weak mark Evan's hand, but he stopped immediately before he could hold the gun in his hand, that is, his hand was still holding the sleeve instead of the handle.
It's not important to be hit by Gao Yang and the spare gun is aimed at the back of the head. The key is that after hearing Gao Yang's words, the unlucky guy immediately stopped his action, quickly returned the gun to mark Evan's hand, raised his hand and said loudly: "Sorry, sorry, I think you did save me. Well, my ass didn't hurt. Moreover, I remember that the taxi driver sprayed something on me after I got on the bus, and then I didn't know anything."
After gasping for breath, mark Evan said with a smile, "it seems that you are very lucky. You met us before you were * *. Well, lean back so that I can put down my legs. Don't turn my head. Don't turn my head. As soon as you turn your head, you will be shot. OK, look at my face. Now tell me, what's your name?"
"Jason, Jason Jones."
Mark Evan nodded and laughed, "sure enough, he has a sissy face. No wonder he will be regarded as a target."
Gao Yang couldn't see Jason's expression. He could only hear Jason's angry way: "Sir, I'm not a sissy. My face is just handsome, not a sissy!"
Mark Evan continued, "did you bring a lot of luggage or something valuable?"
Jason hesitated for a moment and whispered, "there are really a lot of luggage. I don't have anything very valuable. If I had money, I wouldn't come to South Africa to find a job. Oh, my things are still thrown in the back seat."
There are three rows of seats in the van. Jason's luggage is in the third row. Mark Evan looked back and said with a smile, "well, you're lucky that you didn't lose anything and saved your chrysanthemum."
Gao Yang also said with a smile: "no wonder when I pointed the gun at the taxi driver, the guy ran faster than the rabbit. It turned out that he had a ghost in his heart. All right, you know what you want to know. Stop talking. You have to have a rest."
The second half of Gao Yang's sentence was directed at mark Evan, but mark Evan shook his head and said, "no, no, I have to stay awake. It's rare to encounter such an interesting thing. Of course, I have to say more."
Jason said to himself, "I don't think it's interesting."
Mark Evan laughed: "Of course, you don't think it's interesting to be the one who almost burst the chrysanthemum. Do you know what will happen to you if you don't meet us? You'll be thrown naked on the roadside in the suburbs. You can't have anything left. You're naked and your ass is bleeding. It's not over yet. The locals won't give you a dress when they find you. They'll call the newspaper to get a report Bonus, you will be in the newspaper. Those tabloids like such news. "
Jason's face turned white, and then he said in a trembling voice, "what the hell is this place? I want to leave here. I must leave right away."
Mark Evan grinned and said: "You want to leave? That's good, so how are you going to repay us? Hmm? What are you going to repay us for our good people who saved you and saved you from those terrible consequences? I must state that you will be more unlucky when you meet us, because although we certainly won't burst your chrysanthemum, if I'm not satisfied, I can It's possible to blow your head. "
Jason calmed down at this time. He whispered, "gentlemen, I have some cash, about 600 dollars, and my credit card can pay 1000 pounds. In addition, I only have some luggage for you. Just take whatever you want, as long as you don't hurt me."
Mark Evan shook his head and said, "my stomach is leaking, so my appetite is difficult to fill. What you said is not enough, far from enough. Then, you can tell me what's in your luggage."
Jason said without hesitation: "Gentlemen, I have a bagpipe in my luggage. I am a musician. In addition, I have a laptop, a remote-controlled small four rotor unmanned helicopter, a digital HD camera and a camera. These are all things and are worth some money. Bagpipes are useless to you and are not worth much money. You just leave them to me. All the others are yours Take it away. "
Just then, McGee suddenly said, "man, don't tease him. Kill this guy. We're almost there."
Gao Yang was unwilling to kill an innocent passer-by and immediately said, "forget it, don't kill him. Since this guy is lucky, let him be lucky in the end. There's no need to kill him. Hey, Jason, listen to me, you won't tell anyone about us?"
Jason immediately said, "swear to God, I will never mention a word about you to anyone. Please believe me, gentlemen, you saved my life. I will never bite the hand that feeds me. I will buy a ticket and leave this damn place as soon as possible."
Gao Yang looked at mark Evan and said in a deep voice, "let him go. It's a big deal. I'll knock him out. Don't have to kill him."
Mark Evan looked at Jason, then looked at Gao Yang, suddenly puffed a smile and said, "man, stop loading. You just found that there was no bullet in my gun, so you threw the gun to me immediately and pretended to be pathetic, right?"
Jason said nervously: "Sir, I was just too shocked, so I overreacted. I really only have gratitude to you. I absolutely didn't want to shoot you. Really, I was really just too shocked. As a man, you should understand my feelings and concerns at that time."
Mark Evan shook his head and said with a smile, "boy, don't pretend any more. It's useless. Your expression and eyes betrayed you at that time. I'm very sure you threw the gun to me when you found that there was no bullet in the gun."
Jason hesitated for a moment, finally nodded and said, "yes, sir, that's it, but I really won't shoot. I just, at that time, I was really just a little scared, otherwise I wouldn't take the gun, which would kill me immediately. There are at least two guns behind me. I really don't intend to shoot."
Mark Evan looked out the window and suddenly said, "stop."
Mackey pulled over to the side of the road. After the car stopped steadily, mark Evan said, "for the sake of the man behind you and for the sake of making me happy, I won't kill you. Jason, like a normal passenger, take your luggage and leave. Don't look back. Don't try to see the looks of the two people behind you. If I find you looking back, I'll kill you."
"Thank you. Thank you very much. I really appreciate you. Gentlemen, I wish you all the best. May God bless you. You will be fine, sir."
While saying a word of thanks, Jason opened the door behind him with his back. After getting off the car backwards, he didn't turn around. After dragging down the three suitcases on the seat behind him, he immediately dragged the suitcases forward.
Looking at Jason walking so far and really not looking back, mark Evan sighed: "You really can't kill a lucky man, or you will be damned by heaven. When I just escaped and might save my life, I can't kill him. Now I just hope those cleaning unions can help save my life. Well, McGee, keep driving, ram, you can call the cleaner."