Chapter 37

"My body just wants to tease the superior. Why should the superior be so cruel.

Shangcha is really a fickle man who touches others and despises them;

And stabbed people with that terrible ferocious thing,

It still hurts a lot now,

The skin is broken;

As a result, he turned around and didn't admit it, and he also angered others because of his original match. "

The female corpse wept and said to herself, sad and miserable. With her now almost striped white skirt, it was even more pathetic.

It is often said that some people who live to their seventies and eighties are happy to become foxes, and the female corpse in front of them has lived for 200 years and experienced vicissitudes.

Zhou Ze ignored the "crying" of the female corpse, but turned his head and looked at Xu Qinglang,

"Can you kill her?" Zhou Ze asked.

"........" female corpse.

Xu Qinglang shook his head and nodded again.

"What do you mean?" Zhou Ze asked.

"The evil spirit in her body is a problem. If she releases the evil spirit by herself at the last moment, it will certainly affect the innocent nearby." Xu Qinglang explained, "this will be very troublesome."

"Well."

The female corpse echoed that she had extinguished her mind to continue playing the love card with Zhou Ze. She was the most heartless girl. Obviously, Zhou Ze had been in the dark in her heart.

"But she didn't dare to play with this skill, otherwise her soul had gone to hell. If she did anything outrageous in the sun, she would also be punished in hell.

Therefore, it can still be killed. "

Xu Qinglang had a cigarette in his mouth. Before, he panicked like a quail about to be used. Now, with Zhou Ze, the explosion of the universe, beside him, he was able to watch the excitement and gossip.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me, she is her, I am me, and she and I are two people."

The female corpse shouted hurriedly. She could see that the two men in front of her really wanted to solve her once and for all.

Any intelligent life has the instinct of survival, and female corpses are no exception.

Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of trees spring in front of the sick tree;

In fact, the female corpse is not Mrs. Bai. To a certain extent, she is an independent life. It is the "wisdom" of Mrs. Bai's body born after 200 years. However, the female corpse and Mrs. Bai are still inextricably linked.

Xu Qinglang was right. The female corpse didn't dare to do anything too much in the sun. Even if she died, she wouldn't choose to act recklessly to punish the white lady in hell.

Zhou Ze squatted down in front of the female corpse, "what did you just mean, just for fun?"

The corpse nodded.

"Hehe." Zhou Ze smiled twice. Now, thinking about it, he was still a little too "young". He had just become a ghost and had no experience, so he agreed to Mrs. Bai's request.

"There is no way to control her?" Zhou Ze asked.

"Draw a ray of zombie soul blood from her, and you can control her, but she is willing to take the initiative to give you this thing." Xu Qinglang suggested nearby.

The female corpse suddenly raised her head, with a deep hatred in her eyes, staring at Xu Qinglang, as if at this time, Xu Qinglang was her biggest enemy.

"Either die or hand over the soul blood, you choose." Xu Qinglang said with a smile.

"You... Choose." Zhou Ze also looked at the female corpse. Obviously, he agreed with Xu Qinglang's suggestion.

Zhou Ze has a mania for cleanliness. He doesn't want the female corpse to come down inexplicably and clean the cup for himself with his tongue.

"OK, I'll give it to you." The female corpse took a deep breath, as if to bury her unwillingness and anger at this time. Then she closed her eyes, and then a thread of something similar to a red earthworm poked out from the middle of the female corpse's eyebrows.

Zhou Ze reached out and grabbed this thing with his fingernails. Then he pulled it out and put it in the palm of his hand. It was warm and moist. It was slippery.

After the female corpse handed over her soul blood, her spirit suddenly became very depressed, and the whole person almost fainted, holding on until she didn't fall down.

"Go to the bathroom and clean it yourself, then go up and lie down. From today on, you are not allowed to step out of the bookstore without my permission." Zhou Ze warned.

"Yes, on the job." The female corpse bowed her head, and the posture was placed very low. The soul blood was pinched by the other party, so she could only choose to bow her head.

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"Hiss... Hiss... Be gentle... Yo, oh, oh, oh... Be gentle

Why is it so strong... It hurts... It really hurts

Slow down... Slow down... Slow down... Ok... Try harder... "

"Pa."

Zhou Ze threw the bottle of medicinal wine on the table. He was clearly wiping medicinal wine for Xu Qinglang, but it sounded like he was doing something disgusting.

"Wipe it yourself."

"Don't mention it. You weren't hurt, but I was thrown on the wall. I'm bruised so much that you don't have a little compassion?" Xu Qinglang said more and more excitedly, and continued, "Zhou Ze, since you came here, have you found that I have been unlucky?"

"This is fate." Zhou Ze said he would not carry the pot. "By the way, I always feel familiar with the formula you just recited."

Heaven and earth are infinite, and the metaphysical mind is the right method.

"In a TV series, I thought it sounded good, so I used it. In fact, it didn't help cast magic at all." Xu Qinglang is sincere.

"Is it equivalent to adding a BGM to yourself?"

"Ah..." Xu Qinglang rolled his eyes, picked up the medicinal wine and smeared it on himself. "There are some plum juice in the kitchen. Take it back. I won't open the door tomorrow morning. I want to have more rest."

"I'm going back to rest." Zhou Ze got up, took the plum juice and left. After returning to the bookstore, he went straight to the second floor.

The female corpse washed herself obediently and lay in the freezer, wearing Zhou Ze's clothes.

The white shirt on her body was a little big, and it hung down below, covering the arc of the back. She didn't wear pants, and lay in it with her legs crossed, with eyes as beautiful as silk.

Zhou Ze reached out and knocked beside the freezer, saying, "I remember Mrs. Bai said that she died before she got married."

Therefore, Mrs. Bai should be without personnel, but the female corpse in front of her is a bit of a fickle.

"That's because she didn't tell you that she had sex with a poor scholar before marriage. Her father found out that it was humiliating and forced her to drown."

"Oh, so, an experienced old driver?"

"Well, do you know how much thought and effort she spent to make me look less terrifying than a drowner?"

"Women, after all, love beauty." Zhou Ze shook his head, "sleep."

With that, Zhou Ze put a pillow beside the freezer and lay down.

There was a female corpse beside her, and the cold emanating from her made him feel very comfortable, which made him feel more comfortable than lying in the freezer.

This sleep, sleep very solid, until the next morning when he woke up, Zhou Ze opened his eyes, and saw a pair of long legs shaking slowly in front of him, even the arc of his toes was just right.

If you wear silk stockings or high heels

"You're shigeng." The female corpse keenly found the vibrant tent.

"Normal physiological phenomena." Zhou Ze didn't feel embarrassed. When facing Dr. Lin, he might be willing to be shy and restrained to play with the pure relationship between men and women;

When facing the female corpse, Zhou Ze can be more open.

Neither of them is human, so there is no need to pretend to be hypocritical, but more pure.

"If you can't help it, I can lie down and you can come to me. I know that you really want to do that kind of thing.

It's bad to hold it for too long, especially if your body is not original, otherwise it's really likely to have problems. "

The female corpse said generously, smiled at the same time, and said, "don't worry, although I didn't wear the ring, I won't get pregnant."

"But it's cold inside you."

Zhou Ze went down the stairs to wash, and then began to cook instant noodles. When everything was ready, Zhou Ze took out plum juice and finished the morning meal with instant noodles.

"It's painful, eating human food." The female corpse sat on the stairs, with her face sideways, looking at Zhou Ze.

"It's none of your business."

"Obviously dead, but still insist on living like a person, don't you feel tired?"

"Your words are a little too much" Zhou Ze frowned slightly.

"You said yesterday that I was not allowed to leave the bookstore. What else can I do besides talking to you?"

Zhou Ze picked up the mop and broom behind the counter and threw them all to the female corpse.

"Do hygiene."

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Today, the sun was very sunny. The female corpse knelt on the tiles of the bookstore and wiped the ground with a rag. Zhou Ze moved out a plastic bench and sat outside the store, basking in the sun.

It was not until noon that Xu Qinglang opened the door of the shop and came out. He took a cigarette from Zhou Ze, glanced at the scene in the store and said with a smile:

"Well adjusted."

Zhou Ze continued to squint and enjoy the sunshine.

Xu Qinglang spits out a smoke ring, and then seems to think of something, saying:

"Your plaque is well made, quite B-shaped, which dwarfs me next door. I also plan to customize a plaque."

"Artful?" Zhou Ze laughed.

"Can't you?" Xu Qinglang's Willow eyebrows picked, "I put out my 20 odd house property certificates. Who can say I'm indecent?"

Zhou Ze shook his head helplessly.

"Come on, help me with my advice. I think it's very good that you 'listen to me and hear what I hear'. I plan to have the horizontal inscription of the plaque couplet 'life is like a dream'. How about it? It sounds like a model.

But I think it's best to get a couplet related to 'eating' so that it can fit my restaurant, right?

I never thought of it. OK, do you have any good suggestions? "

Zhou Ze pondered for a moment and said, "I really want to hear it?"

"Say it." Xu Qinglang urged.

Zhou Ze looked at the female corpse in the room and said:

"People eat earth for a lifetime,

Earth eats man all his life.

Horizontal endorsement,

Life is like a dream. "