Chapter 231

The first column, Chapter 1, Article 1 of the salted fish classic:

"People should know how to be satisfied."

As a man who aspires to be the king of salted fish,

After waving his "new claws" a few times like a child, boss Zhou was secretly happy when he got the new toy,

After a while, he took his claws back, ran downstairs to take a bath again, and then hugged the maid and went to sleep for nothing.

This kind of "inside stealing" behavior is really dangerous, especially the consciousness in the body also disgusted with it and even began to resist. Fortunately, Zhou Ze suppressed it at last.

But from another perspective, this feeling is really exciting.

Boss Zhou seems to have succeeded in stealing chickens,

With the mentality of making money anyway,

This sleep was particularly sweet.

Maybe it's because he consumed too much last night. Zhou Ze didn't wake up until the afternoon. When he got up, he found that many parts of his body were aching, just like a person who didn't exercise much at ordinary times, who suddenly had a whim and shouted slogans to lose weight and clenched his teeth once.

As a former doctor, Zhou Ze certainly knew that this was the reason why lactic acid was secreted too much at once, and he didn't take it seriously. He came down to wash leisurely as usual, and then sat down on the first floor.

Bai Yingying immediately brought tea and today's newspaper,

The newspaper was specially ironed in advance by Bai Yingying.

For a long time, the noble servants would iron the newspaper in advance because the printing technology was not good in the past. Ironing the newspaper could avoid ink stains on their fingers when browsing. Now there is no problem, but Bai Yingying likes this sense of ceremony.

Zhou Ze just let it go.

Now, under the meticulous care of Bai Yingying, boss Zhou is very much like the flag man master who carried the cage out to walk the birds every morning in the former Qing Dynasty.

The Taoist priest was watching the news, sitting beside the bar, and the monkey was sitting in his arms. While watching the news, he caught lice for the monkey.

In fact, monkey smash loves to be clean and knows how to clean its hair, but the Taoist priest is used to this feeling anyway. It doesn't matter whether he catches lice or not. Monkey hair is soft and feels really good. It's also very comfortable to knead.

Monkey smash was also very enjoyable, with his small head leaning against the old Taoist's chest, and his face was comfortable.

The state of idleness of one person and one monkey is more decadent and lazy than the office where people drink tea and read newspapers every day.

"Oh, boss, the star committed suicide."

The old Taoist pointed to the TV screen and shouted to Zhou Ze.

"Who?"

Zhou Zetou didn't lift his head either. He was not interested in the news in the entertainment industry.

"That's the male singer who sang% ￥ #."

"Oh."

Song knows, people don't know.

"In the early morning, he blew himself off the rails on Weibo, and blew himself up smoking D. in addition, he blew himself up as a homosexual. Wow, this is the fucking enlightenment of becoming a Buddha.

I shook my black history on the Internet, and then jumped from the hotel upstairs to commit suicide. Tut Tut, I still like some of his songs. "

Saying this, the Taoist priest also stretched out his hand and rolled a handful of monkey hair,

"Monkey smash also likes it very much. He often cuts this song with his mobile phone."

"Oh."

Boss Zhou still continues to enjoy the comfort brought by the pressed newspaper. He is really not interested in this news.

dead person,

He has seen many.

Men, women, tall, short, fat and thin, beautiful and intelligent, scum men, good husbands, etc,

In the eyes of boss Zhou, he almost became a Nanjing salted duck on the assembly line,

Come naked, pack it in a routine, and send it to hell to receive it.

It is said that some forensic doctors like to sleep in the place where they work, because that can make him feel the warmth of being accompanied by others. It may not be that people have psychological problems. After all, people are animals with strong habit ability.

"Hey, wait a minute."

Lao Dao took out his mobile phone and turned it over again, surprised and said:

"Boss, this singer had a commercial performance in Tongcheng yesterday. He jumped down on the top floor of Tongcheng hotel."

"Oh."

Tongcheng hotel has been a landmark in the hearts of Tongcheng people for a long time. More than a decade ago, Tongcheng people liked to boast that they went to Tongcheng hotel for dinner yesterday.

The Taoist priest became more and more excited, and he simply ignored his boss's perfunctory, and continued:

"Boss, do you think he will come to our bookstore tonight?

I have to prepare cow tears. If he comes, we may still hear him sing a song. "

Zhou Ze raised his head and glanced at the old Taoist,

"Not all dead people will come to our bookstore."

Zhou Ze reminded.

If all the dead people have to come to the bookstore, the GDP of the bookstore is really terrible. Boss Zhou has to be so busy that he doesn't even have time to drink coffee. It's estimated that it's not a dream to catch the constable and patrol.

But in fact, most of the dead will go to hell by themselves, and only a few disobedient dead babies will be sent to hell through the bookstore.

"Boss, I think he has a lot of grievances. Look, he blew up all his black history before he died, and then committed suicide. There is a great grievance!"

"So?"

"So he may really come to the bookstore tonight!"

The Taoist priest is full of star chasing style.

Seriously,

To a certain extent, this way of chasing stars by the Taoist priest is the famous "first sister of Hongqiao",

You block the gate of the airport, I block the gate of hell.

"Want to follow the stars? I know a place where there are many stars, as well as stars like Zhang Rong and Mei fang, which I also like very much."

"Really?" The old Taoist was surprised.

"Well, quickly find a rope and hang it by yourself. I'm responsible for sending your soul to hell. Maybe I can catch up with their underground concert."

"........" old road.

In the evening, Xu Qinglang prepared another big meal. For the first time, boss Zhou solemnly took out his treasured Bian huapai juice and drank it carefully. Then he only felt his appetite was open, and he really had a big meal!

The other people on the table didn't feel much different when they saw boss Zhou and the old lady of naiheqiao wolfing down the day before yesterday.

Sure enough,

The living conditions in hell are poor,

Look, these ghosts are hungry.

After dinner,

Some of the boss Zhou who had reached the end simply took a chair and sat down at the door of the bookstore. Taking advantage of the aftertaste of the anther strength on the other side, Zhou Ze took the fruit candied fruit brought by Bai YingYing and continued to eat.

Eat happily,

Enjoy the wonderful feeling of food,

This long lost happiness,

If boss Zhou hadn't deliberately endured it, he might have cried at the dinner table.

Xu Qinglang walked to the door of the store and lit a cigarette. His expression was a little lost.

Today's meal marks the imminent withdrawal of Xu Qinglang's series of juice drinks based on plum juice.

Without speaking or communicating, Xu Qinglang went back to the bookstore to work on his own affairs after smoking.

Boss Zhou is enjoying the last bustle of South Street in the evening,

At the same time, I'm also thinking about whether to spend some time tonight to practice the sickle claws that came out yesterday, to be familiar with them first, or to continue to steal chickens?

The latter impulse was soon suppressed by Zhou Ze. Forget it, you can't chew too much. Take your time.

A car stopped at the door of the bookstore, and the window pulled down. Zhou Ze saw a man in a blue skirt sitting inside... Man!

The preserves in his throat suddenly choked, and Zhou Ze coughed.

The other side turned his face and looked at Zhou Ze. He was a little dissatisfied on his expression, but he didn't say anything.

He took out his mobile phone and seemed to be repositioning. Finally, he looked at Zhou Ze again. Then he pushed the door open and got out of the car.

When the other party got out of the car, Zhou Ze found that he might have read it wrong before. The other party was wearing a small black and exquisite suit. Before, he might have put a woman's skirt on his body and driving.

Before people came near, the smell of perfume was already diffuse. It was pungent and rich.

In this situation, Zhou Ze wanted to shout out Xu Qinglang for a gesture.

You meet your opponent!

However, Zhou Ze soon found the difference. Lao Xu was a straight man, and there was no problem in that aspect of function and interest. His partial female face was born, and this one in front of him was full of an affectation. Moreover, as a senior surgeon, Zhou Ze could see that a lot of knives should have been moved on the other side's face, which was to forcibly repair himself into a woman's taste.

"Come to your place and say hello. My name is liuchuyu. I'm a new ghost from Changzhou. I'm going to detain a dead soul tonight."

The other party stretched out his hand to Zhou Ze and planned to shake hands, but the other party had put a handkerchief on his palm in advance, which was obvious. He hated Zhou Ze's dirty hands.

Boss Zhou himself also has a mania for cleanliness. Seeing this scene, he smiled and was too lazy to shake hands with the goods, and directly asked:

"Lin Ke told me that a ghost from Changzhou who crossed the border was coming here. Why, take the ghost away from me and rob business?"

"I can compensate you in other ways. This ghost is very important to me. I need to see him off personally, and there may be some accidents halfway."

The other party bent down and looked at Zhou Ze:

"If my attitude and posture make you feel very uncomfortable, I'm here to apologize first. I don't want to cause trouble here.

I am not arrogant, nor lofty,

But because the inertia of this body is too strong,

Many details of my behavior now are driven by the previous habits of this body, and I haven't fully adapted to it yet. Sorry. "

"Body inertia?"

"Oh, in short, this body instinctively repels men and hates men, but it happens that he is a man himself."

Liu Chuyu had an expression of sadness greater than death,

"I'm also very desperate to fall into this host."

With that, Liu Chuyu also looked at Zhou Ze carefully, smiled and said:

"Man, your body is well chosen and handsome. I really envy you."

"Hehe."

Zhou zeben wanted to talk to the other party that falling on the enemy who killed him was not something to be envied,

But look at this one in front of you,

He suddenly felt that Xu Le still had his loveliness. 8)