If you want to make a ranking of who is most afraid of thunder in the world, zombies can definitely rank in the top.

Life and death have destiny, and Yin and Yang cycle is an established truth, but zombies are born from death. In the end, life is not life, and death is not death. They claim to jump out of the three worlds, but they most violate the taboo of the Lord.

Any superior person hates this kind of unrestrained group.

Take another look at the two great zombie ancestors that boss Zhou came into contact with,

They have lived directly from ancient times to the present,

Although a little careless,

But it is also the ancestor of the zombie world,

occasionally,

Being able to live is also a skill,

He killed all his contemporaries,

It's also an invincible loneliest, isn't it?

Zhou Ze reached out and hugged Yingying. The two snuggled together and looked at the thunder rolling in front of him.

well,

Don't say,

There is really a strange romance,

There is a feeling that a little boyfriend deliberately takes his little girlfriend to the haunted house,

Obviously, he was trembling with fear,

But he still pretended to be calm in front of his little girlfriend.

Yingying is very afraid. She will never hide her emotions and thoughts in front of Zhou Ze. She has always been transparent in front of boss Zhou.

From the perspective of feminism, you can say that she has no personality and is deeply poisoned by all kinds, but it is also a great happiness and luck for a person to find a person who can treat without reservation and wholeheartedly without worrying about being hurt in this life.

In fact, boss Zhou was also in a panic,

At most, other zombies are afraid of thunder. When they hear the thunder roaring overhead, they don't feel a little shivering and trembling,

For example, when the little boy first started his career, he also saved many villagers in the mountains. The villagers set up an ancestral hall for him, which scared people that the little boy immediately ran over and kicked the ancestral hall down.

Why?

Afraid of thunder!

They are just afraid, but boss Zhou can be a very few in the zombie industry. They are really struck by thunder!

It's not that no other zombies have been struck by thunder, but those zombies have basically been annihilated by flying ash, so I won't mention it.

I still remember when I was in Lijiang,

The monk with a scabby head swallowed the ghost of a ghost cave,

Finally, it led to thunder robbery,

That taste,

It's so sour,

Then add some green onions, ginger and garlic, sprinkle a little chili flour, and you can serve directly,

Boss Zhou really didn't dare to experience it again.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!!!!!"

thunder,

At first, it was only twoorthree,

It's like an appetizer,

then,

That is, big beads fall on the jade plate,

Bang down one after another,

good heavens,

This is really much more than the big scene of fireworks. It crackles like fried beans. It's not willing to throw so much explosives for anti Japanese war films in Hengdian.

"Boss!"

"Ah?"

"Boss!"

"Ah? Speak up, I can't hear you!"

"Boss, why doesn't this thunder stop!"

"Ah, what did you say?"

"This thunder doesn't stop!"

"It's estimated that there are many people... Many ghosts!"

Under the dense thunder, most of the other voices were almost eliminated. At this moment, God was losing his temper. Just like the emperor's anger, the ministers had to lower their heads and dare not offend Longyan. The people below were naturally even more frightened.

Yes, of course,

Even Zhou Ze didn't expect it,

This gambling house,

There are so many customers.

Maybe what I saw in the living room before is just the tip of the iceberg. The scale of this casino should be much larger than I imagined.

Finally,

About five minutes later,

The thunder stopped,

clear,

As if nothing had happened,

It is the cropland in front of us, that is, there are many dense pits. The thunder disaster, in terms of the scene, is really far worse than the missile, but for the evil things, it is the real nemesis.

It's all gone,

It's all gone,

A gambling house,

I don't know how many gamblers there are,

Monsters and ghosts plus officers,

All confessed here together and accepted the purification from the father of nature.

In the final analysis, it was Zhou Ze who brought out the young lake spirit, but the culprit also had a cold back at this time.

As for this apology,

Not really,

If you just accidentally chop an innocent person to death, there may be some guilt;

But there are so many ghosts that I feel sorry for not coming over.

At this point,

Zhou Ze and Yingying dared to walk back to the side of the car.

Before, they didn't insist on staying and watching the thunder,

It's because in the previous scene, when you were stared at by the heaven and earth Qi machine, if you make any rash moves, you may suffer the attention of God. It's OK for you to stand there and obey the rules. If you move around, it's estimated that God doesn't mind wiping it with another dishcloth.

Get in the car,

Zhou Ze sat in the co pilot position this time,

"Yingying, drive when you go back."

"Ah? Boss, you're not afraid of me..."

"Don't be afraid, just hit it. Don't mention it. If you meet someone who changes lanes on the solid line and doesn't turn the corner light, just bang up directly.

We have just been educated by God, and we have to pass on the spirit of God, teach others to be human, and let everyone understand and learn the spirit passed down by God. "

"OK, boss."

Yingying is very excited to start the car. She has obtained her driver's license for a long time, but because her boss has never allowed her to drive, she has been listening to her boss. She has really not driven much anymore. Novice drivers have the impulse to drive.

Zhou Ze took out a bottle of mineral water from the front drawer of the car, drank it, and said to himself in his heart:

"This thunder is terrible enough."

"Jiao............ Qing............"

Boss Zhou subconsciously rolled his eyes,

He felt that he still liked yinggou, who was not very talkative,

When you encounter something, shout and come. Leave it to him. When the problem is solved or the person who raises the problem is solved,

Then give him back his body,

Clear division of labor,

No other communication.

Now yinggou has nothing to do. When he was a child, he suddenly burst into a bubble and made some comments on his thoughts in his heart. It's really uncomfortable. He has a strange feeling that he is completely and unreservedly peeped at by another person.

This psychology is easy to understand,

It's like ordering a takeout at home or in a hotel or going to a club to make a half set or something,

Take what you need, don't burden each other, and when you're done, answer "come back next time". Whether to change the technician, change the number plate, or taste the old taste, that is, it's a matter of one's own thought, which is very free.

If those clubs and takeaways order one and have to go home to really get one and live together in the future, the industry will really wither

"Ouch!"

"What's the matter, Yingying?"

"Boss, the car won't start."

"Let me see."

The car can't start. It's estimated that the battery or some other parts are affected by lightning and have malfunctioned.

After checking the car,

Boss Zhou immediately thought of something,

He took out his cell phone again,

Well,

The screen went blank.

In the face of the power of nature, human technology is sometimes really immature and terrible.

"Boss, why don't you sit in the car, I'll push the cart in the back, and directly push it back to the city to find the 4S store."

Um

Sitting comfortably in the car,

Yingying pushed the car all the way to the downtown,

In fact,

In terms of difficulty,

It's really not big,

At least for Yingying,

It's really a piece of cake,

Don't worry about her fatigue, injury or lack of strength,

But boss Zhou shook his head,

Avenue:

"Forget it, let's push together."

"How can we do that? Or, boss, let's walk back to the city first, and then buy a car."

"It's not like this. Anyway, pushing a car is not an arduous task for us, and there's nothing urgent to rush. Push it. Push it while walking, and I'm just relaxing."

"OK, boss."

As long as you can be with your boss,

No matter what she is doing, Yingying is happy.

next,

On the country road,

Zhou Ze and Yingying pushed the car together,

All the way forward.

It may be someone else's cart, and the speed will be very slow, but for Zhou Ze and Yingying, it is really not difficult, which is similar to the walking speed of normal people.

It was early spring at the moment, and the roadside scenery was also very good. The two were talking and laughing while pushing carts;

Maybe,

This is also a kind of,

Ordinary couples have no strength to experience romance.

In the afternoon, the car was pushed to the repair shop, and Zhou Ze booked another room nearby. After entering, he took a bath as usual.

After taking a bath,

Boss Zhou just lay in bed,

After taking a bath, Yingying followed her to bed,

Snuggle up to Zhou Ze and massage his head.

"You're tired, don't..."

Zhou Ze withdrew his words,

that 's ok,

She's not tired.

Sometimes in life, it's really unaccustomed to the lack of these false greetings, such as "drink more hot water and rest early, don't be tired"

"Boss, the air here is not very good."

"Can you feel the air now?"

"I can't say what kind of feeling it is, but I can feel more comfortable in places with good air. For example, in bookstores, I think it's good to watch the air."

"Isn't it? Our bookstore is almost turned into a natural oxygen bar by the vegetable garden."

Zhou Ze turned his face sideways and looked at the two things on the bedside table. One was the bottle and the other was the animal skin.

"Yingying, when you get back, go and see if you can find a surrogate and pay more money."

"Well, OK."

Yingying agreed, and then seemed to sense Zhou Ze's emotional changes, and whispered:

"Boss, are you disgusted with surrogacy?"

Zhou Ze sighed, "fortunately, I've seen a lot before. Sometimes, I'm confused, because the longer I look at it, the more I feel that people, he seems to be really no different from animals.

Look, as long as you have money, you can find someone to breed you. "

"The matter of being J............."

"It's up to you, lawyer he an......"

Zhou Ze patted his forehead,

Then I remembered that poor lawyer an had gone to Kanto,

This life,

All of a sudden, there was no white gloves,

I'm really not used to it.

Before, if lawyer an wanted to be here, he could do this kind of immoral thing without telling himself;

Now, in the bookstore, Yingying is a little simple, and the old man is a little good. It's really difficult to find a second suitable person.

Alas,

Only when you lose it can you know how to cherish it

Old ANN,

When will you be back?

At this time,

Zhou Ze's chest suddenly vibrated.

Yingying felt it and put her hand on Zhou Ze's chest.

Zhou Ze smiled and took out the silver mask inside. Qing was just a little girl doll. How big could that little face be? So this mask is not very big. Boss Zhou was a little nervous when he put it on, so he simply took it with him.

Don't say, it's really a product of Yinsi, which must be a fine product.

The cell phone and car are broken, but the signal of this thing is still so good.

Hesitated for a moment,

Take a deep breath,

Zhou Ze motioned Yingying to be quiet,

Then silently put the mask on his face.

…………

"Hum!"

His body trembled,

The vision turns from white to black and then to white,

When Zhou Ze opened his eyes,

I found the familiar scene again,

On a stage,

Like a round female doll,

After the first experience,

This second time, it seemed much more leisurely,

And shook his arm,

Because it's a doll and its interior is inlaid with gears, these two arms can make a 360 degree circle smoothly.

Boss Zhou is like a fool,

Here, I rotate my arms as a wind and fire wheel,

I had a good time.

After playing for a while,

Zhou Zecai stopped,

No,

This sent a signal to myself,

Why haven't those two come yet?

Boss Zhou remembered that there should be two dolls here,

One is wearing a coat, and the other is wearing this red belly pocket with a bright word "meat" on it.

This mask celebrates that these three people have it. They should be a second-class team. How did they call themselves, but the two were no one?

I can't turn my head off here and kick the ball for a while, can I?

Eh?

Boss Zhou really put his two small round hands on his skull. Try it?

At this time,

A doll suddenly jumped up from under the table,

It's the doll in a red belly pocket,

Yo,

Finally someone came!

Zhou Ze immediately settled down,

You know,

With Qing's character,

It's impossible to do anything to jump out. It's very calm and cold.

"Yes... What's the matter?"

Boss Zhou said in a pinched tone.

The red bellied doll stood there without talking.

"What's the matter with you?"

Boss Zhou continued to ask calmly.

Who knows,

At the next moment,

This red bellied doll actually raised her round hand,

Holding his own head,

With a bang,

I took off my head.

Um

Which one is this?

Then,

The red bellied doll put his head on the ground,

Forward,

"Baji" kicked himself in the head,

The round doll's head rolled in front of Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze stood there motionless,

The red bellied doll stood there motionless,

I'm afraid the atmosphere will suddenly be quiet

Boss Zhou looked hard at the doll in front of him,

Still full of question marks.

But after standing for a long time,

Don't move by yourself,

The other party didn't move,

Finally,

Boss Zhou couldn't help it,

Try to lift your feet,

Kicked the front head,

"Gululu..."

The head was kicked back in front of the red belly doll.

The red bellied doll moved again,

Lift up your little thick legs,

Kicked his head at Zhou Ze again,

Zhou Ze kicked back again,

The other side kicked back,

Two dolls,

On the big table,

In a very strange atmosphere,

It's really a game of kicking with your head as a ball

Kicking, kicking,

Boss Zhou's heart was slowly raised,

In his mind,

Suddenly thought of a possibility,

And this may continue to be deepened,

Finally,

When the ball, oh no, when the head is kicked back in front of you,

Boss Zhou made a perfect unloading and stopping,

Asked in a low voice:

"You are............."

The day and night are reversed again. It's really not intentional to get stuck in the late night update. Long zhengdu returned to work and rest early. It's not that he was depressed the next day after the outbreak of one day. This chapter has more than 4000 words. Count one chapter. Make up for it tomorrow. Don't panic!