At this moment,

Lawyer an felt that he was shining,

I feel that my life has reached its peak, and I feel that my life has reached

The highest level of boasting is not how you can be trusted, but that you have no doubt about it.

Lawyer an felt that he was standing in the clouds, holding not bright yellow talisman paper, but a golden scroll. Behind him, there was a towering shadow of Mount Tai;

Of course, it would be better if there were 100000 Yin soldiers and Yin generals standing on both sides.

He is the messenger of hell, he represents the will of reincarnation!

This may be the gap between self photographed self in the circle of friends and self in reality,

Because in Gengchen's eyes,

At present, lawyer an is a sharp mouthed eunuch,

And smelly fart, smelly fart in a mess.

But the effect,

At least for now,

It's still very good,

Because when the old monkey saw this piece of Rune paper, he first leaned forward and sniffed it with his nose,

It seems to be distinguishing the true from the false,

Then,

I couldn't restrain my excitement,

The knees began to bend slowly,

Facing lawyer an,

Kneel down!

“ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

Lawyer an slowly raised his head,

Try to restrain yourself and don't show the look of a small man who is successful,

But he screamed madly in his heart.

This taste, this sour,

Wonderful,

too wonderful for words!

Although I don't know who this is in front of me, but I can relate to Fu Jun and just showed the existence of crushing their own strength. How can their identity be low?

This is really a process of... Enjoying!

I don't think about whether to lose my life or not. I only know that I'll be happy first!

Shaoqing,

The old monkey stood up again,

His face was calm again,

It seems that the previous mood swings are just an illusion that doesn't exist at all,

The breath of his whole body also became very depressed again.

He did not deliberately create any atmosphere, nor did he deliberately want to suppress the two people in front of him. Standing here, he was already a kind of natural oppression.

When the mole ant comes to the giant, even if the giant does nothing, the mole ant will tremble in his heart.

"Cough............."

Lawyer an coughed,

There seems to be something else to say,

For example, to install an imperial envoy or something, or a special commissioner?

Since this guy is so popular, I'm really sorry that I don't climb on the pole. After seeing my goddess, I can take this guy back to the bookstore,

hey,

The boss must be so happy that he spits out the coffee.

But the old monkey just stretched out his hand,

"Hum!"

Lawyer an instantly felt that his body was bound by a terrible force,

fond dream,

It came quickly, like a tornado, but it went suddenly.

"What are you... What are you doing?"

Lawyer an asked with some astonishment.

Lao Tzu is an imperial envoy,

Lao Tzu carries a decree,

Laozi and Fujun are good brothers. They have been whoring together!

How can you change your face faster than turning the page!

Kneel down,

Get down on your knees again!

Presumptuous!

"If it was the coolie who moved the mountain here, you might have been cheated, but... I am me, hehe."

Moving mountain coolie?

Move ape?

Lawyer an thought in his heart, how can there be a sour taste.

"Come on, come on, tell me the truth. If you dare to talk a little falsely, I will make you regret coming to this world!"

The voice just fell,

The old monkey turned around,

Go straight to the rock plane in the middle of the cold pool.

Lawyer an bowed behind,

Follow it for a short walk,

At this time, he had no imperial style, and habitually gave a kiss of flattery:

"I knew I couldn't fool you just now, but what did you just do..."

When the old monkey heard the words, he suddenly stopped;

Lawyer an immediately stood still, took a moment, listened to the teachings, and was ready to understand the spirit.

"Life, always have a sense of ceremony."

With that,

The old monkey went on.

Lawyer an nodded, "yes, it makes sense. I've learned."

When he reached the rock platform, the old monkey pointed to the underground and said:

"Wait a minute."

"Well, you're busy first. Don't greet us. We're not thirsty or hungry."

The old monkey walked forward again, left the cold pool, and disappeared in the cherry blossoms in front of him.

Lawyer an sighed with relief, reached out and wiped the sweat on his forehead, turned around and looked at Gengchen who was slowly following up.

Gengchen silently came over and sat down on the rock. He didn't ask anything, and there was no contemptuous expression on his face, because he was still alive because of the play of lawyer an.

"Now, we seem to be all right for the time being."

Lawyer an said.

"Well." Gengchen nodded, and then said, "it's quite interesting."

"Don't you think my performance just now disgraced you, a great gentleman?"

"No, I don't think it's easy. Sometimes it takes more courage to die than to live."

"Hey, it feels good to be praised by you."

"But next, are you sure? This person is not easy to fool."

"What are you fooling? To be honest, his performance just now doesn't seem to be all fake. Don't worry, there may be unexpected gains this time.

I said, in fact, our boss appreciates you very much. Now you can consider whether to enter the bookstore. "

"What do I deserve your boss's attention?"

Gengchen looked very calm.

"You can carry the pot."

"Gengchen".

"It's also a skill to back the pot well. In addition, you are an honest man. If the boss gives you some free chicken soup, you can stick to the principle and go through fire and water for him. You are a sweet cake."

"Hehe."

"Don't laugh, it's true. I know what I am, so to be honest, I prefer to play with people like you."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

After about a quarter of an hour, the old monkey came back with a black Python in his hand. The Python's silver scales were not ordinary at first glance. Even if it was not a demon, it was at least refined, but now it was farting.

The old monkey sat down,

Reach out and tear off a piece of snake meat, put it into your mouth and chew it, like buying a bucket of popcorn before watching a movie,

Avenue:

"Start talking."

………………

This time,

Lawyer an didn't add any more water to his story. Before, he could laugh and make jokes, but everything had to be measured, and lawyer an naturally knew it.

However, he deliberately omitted some things about the boss. In lawyer an's narration, the boss Zhou Ze was just a constable with good strength. He was lucky and saved the Taoist priest several times, which was valued and appreciated by the Taoist priest.

At the end of the story,

The boa constrictor spirit that the old monkey caught before has been eaten into a bone.

"Pop"

The old monkey threw the bone into the thawed pool,

The fish inside immediately gathered and began to eat and decompose the Python's bones. Obviously, because of this special diet, the fish in the cold pool had also changed a long time ago.

The old monkey clapped his hands and washed his hands in the cold pool, saying:

"So, what are you doing here?"

"To find a tomb."

Lawyer an replied.

The old monkey nodded, pointed to the cold pool and said, "there is indeed a tomb here."

Lawyer an smiled and laughed happily;

Licking a dog is always easy to get this self satisfaction.

"There is another person in the tomb, whose body is well preserved."

Lawyer an's smile is brighter, as if spring is coming and everything recovers.

"And the meat is delicious." Old monkey.

"......." lawyer an.

Gengchen next to him raised his head unexpectedly. Before, he had been listening silently with his head down. Don't say it, he heard it very interesting. He knew what lawyer an had hidden from him before, but he didn't expect that the hidden thing was so huge.

Fu Jun, alas,

The reincarnation of Fu Jun alas,

Tut tut.

However, when hearing the old monkey's "delicious meat", Gengchen couldn't help feeling sad for lawyer an.

Lick to the end, it's really nothing

Ignoring lawyer an's excitement, the old monkey turned and said:

"What I eat is a man, but there are no women in the tomb;

Or,

Is your lover a man? "

"How possible!" Lawyer an screamed.

"I'm sure I ate a man. I remember I deliberately threw out his two eggs and gave them to the fish here, didn't I?"

The old monkey "right" just said,

Countless fat carp appeared in the cold pool,

Come up and spit bubbles and nod together.

Lawyer an looked at Gengchen beside him. He didn't think that the old monkey would cheat himself, because there was no need for others to cheat themselves at all.

Gengchen shrugged his shoulders. His immature body wanted to show an indifferent posture, but it seemed a little cute:

"I swear, I didn't lie to you."

"What the hell is going on?"

Lawyer an was stunned.

"Maybe this may help you a little."

Say,

The old monkey waved to the fish in the cold pool,

Avenue:

"After giving you eggs, I seem to have lost something again. Do you remember?"

Who said fish only have seven seconds of memory!

Soon,

Some of the fattest carp float out with a black sign.

The old monkey reached for the sign and threw it in front of lawyer an. Lawyer an immediately picked it up and his face suddenly changed:

"This............."

"What's this? What's written on the token?"

Gengchen was short, and there was an old monkey's aura in this place. He couldn't fly, so he had to wring his neck and jump hard below. He was very anxious.

Lawyer an turned the sign over and showed it to Gengchen,

Avenue:

"There are no words or pictures on it, just a brand, really a brand..."

"Gengchen".