Chapter 922

"Well, what is this?"

The Taoist priest squatted beside the pit and looked down.

The old turtle's consciousness in the turtle shell man's body has left the body because he wants to take away boss Zhou. Now, it must have become a dental sacrifice.

But the turtle shell man's body is still here. The hole is caused by the previous explosion. There are some liquefied liquids in it. Now it seems that some groundwater is infiltrating upward, forming a puddle with a large area.

The turtle shell man's body began to shrink. Yes, he didn't expand floating in the puddle, but actually began to shrink.

The little monkey squatted at the feet of the old Taoist priest, looked at the tortoise below, and from time to time stretched out his hand tentatively to explore forward, as if he wanted to touch it.

"I said, is this a gadget?"

The old Taoist asked Xu Qinglang, who was standing next to him.

The boss's body was placed on the straw bed, and the little boy stood beside it, which was regarded as protecting the Dharma. On this point, the little boy didn't need others to tell him.

Yingying didn't come back. Anyway, the matter was over. After hearing the black chick say that the boss let the old turtle take it away, Xu Qinglang and the little boy didn't panic. Although the boss didn't wake up now, he may also be talking about the development plan with dada boss inside. There should be no danger.

So no one went to inform Yingying, so that she wouldn't be surprised when she got the news, and rushed back in a hurry.

"Turtle, or human turtle?"

Xu Qinglang organized his words. In fact, this goods should be similar to himself. He is a "person" who inherited part of the sea Demon power, but he has a certain initiative and has his own controllable seal, while the other "human walking" may really be just puppets.

"Si Guoyi!!!"

The Taoist priest uttered a Japanese exclamation,

Pointing to the turtle shell man below,

Avenue:

"Is this the legendary... Ninja turtle?"

Knowing that the Taoist priest was playing tricks, Xu Qinglang was happy to cooperate with him and said, "yes, his name is da Vinci."

"Hehe, look, it's getting smaller again."

Streams of dark green liquid dripped out of the turtle shell man's body constantly, and what changed with it was his body, which was also constantly shrinking. Slowly, he actually became a teenager's body, but the shrinking range of the turtle shell was not obvious, so it seemed very alien.

The dead waiter was planted in the ground again by the black chick, with his eyes closed.

But beside the puddle, there was a yellow flower. In fact, he had been looking at the situation in the puddle.

"What about this turtle? We have to get a super large water tank or something to raise it. Our bathtub can't hold it. Tut Tut, the boss is going to spend money again."

"Just cook and eat." Xu Qinglang doesn't care about Tao.

"There's still a human figure here. How can I eat it?"

"Chopped dumplings, I don't say, you must eat very delicious."

"You are the devil!"

"Don't worry, he sent the fish before. You say how much Lao Zhou hates him. When Lao Zhou wakes up, he will be almost there."

"Well, yes, you said that even if you drive a truck and hit the bookstore door, the boss may not be so angry now."

The Taoist priest stood up,

It seems that I have been squatting for a long time,

My feet are numb,

After getting up, his body shook,

If it weren't for Xu Qinglang's quick eyes and hands, the Taoist priest might have fallen into the ditch.

"Be careful."

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay."

Lao Dao took a deep breath,

Make a gesture to sneeze,

A square towel was pulled out from the cuff of the Taoist robe,

"Sneeze!"

"Hoo............."

Wiped his nose hard,

Then he quickly folded the square towel and pinched it in his hand.

The little monkey next to him looked at the Taoist priest stupidly, and the Taoist priest reached out and rubbed his small head.

"I said, if this guy shrinks a little more and raises a big fish tank, it feels good. Anyway, this thing can't be eaten. It's OK to keep it as an ornamental pet.

by the way,

Can this turtle lay eggs? "

"I don't know." Xu Qinglang shook his head. "If I didn't come to the bookstore, I might never touch so many strange ingredients in my life."

"If you can lay eggs, just keep them. If you can't lay eggs, get up in the morning, knock two turtle eggs, make an egg soup or make an egg fried rice at night, it's also very beautiful, very beautiful!"

"Gudu!"

The old saying has just fallen,

A string of bubbles suddenly appeared under the turtle shell of the tortoise man,

Then,

A green egg bigger than a goose egg floated out.

"........" old road.

"........" Lao Xu.

In the mud,

Dead waiter with eyes closed,

The expression eased a little.

Xu Qinglang squatted down beside the puddle,

The Taoist priest squatted down again,

"What a fucking egg!"

"The terrible desire to survive is forcing the male turtle to lay eggs."

The Taoist priest looked at Xu Qinglang somewhat unexpectedly and asked:

"Does the tortoise also divide male and female?"

"Generally, it depends on the thickness of the tail. The male turtle has a thick tail and the female turtle is thin and short.

There is also whether the belly armor is sunken. The male turtle has obvious sunken, and the female turtle is flat. Tortoise J mating adopts the posture of male up and female down. In order to avoid sliding from the female shell during mating, the male turtle's abdominal shell is slightly sunken, which can just jam the female turtle's protruding dorsal shell; But female turtles don't need this structure, so the belly armor is flat. "

The old Taoist stared at Xu Qinglang,

"Lao Xu, didn't you say you didn't cook with turtles? How did you know so clearly?"

"I've made turtle."

"Oh..."

It seems to make sense.

The old Taoist took out a cigarette, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed. He said with some regret:

"Unfortunately, it's just an egg. Although it's a little big, it's not enough to eat. It's not enough to fry rice."

"Gudu!"

Another egg,

Rolled out from the lower edge of the turtle shell.

“ohh！！！！”

The old Taoist excitedly pointed to the eggs suspended in the puddle.

Xu Qinglang stroked his forehead, and there was no fuck to say.

The waiter with only one head outside in the mud in the distance sighed softly.

Hoo

"Dong!"

The black chick knocked the waiter on the head,

The dead waiter opened his eyes,

The black chick pointed to the dead waiter's face,

A sharp scolding,

It's just that this scolding is just mouth moving and doesn't make a sound.

The waiter giggled and closed his eyes again.

The black chick was too lazy to "scold" anymore. She turned her head and looked at the puddle.

This little brother-in-law now knows counsellor, know afraid?

Why couldn't there be forced counting earlier?

Just come to the door and bow down, won't you?

Anyway, the boss seems to have a dream of opening a zoo, not much more than you.

Now it's better,

He gave his brother a hole and didn't say,

Now I have to work hard to lay eggs there in order to survive,

Why?

Why bother?

However, human demand and greed are infinite, and human demand for nature is also unrestrained, which is clearly reflected in the Taoist priest.

"Well, two are not enough, and it's a little insufficient. Three seem to be almost the same."

The Taoist priest said,

I also looked forward to it,

But wait, wait,

No more eggs came out slippery.

Can't hold it out?

Alas,

A little disappointed.

The dead waiter on the other side of the mud, although he closed his eyes at this time, he clenched his teeth. He could feel his brother's efforts. He was here, and he was also cheering for his brother!

The waiter didn't know how to lay eggs, but he felt that he would finish it with all his strength.

Finally,

Under the "concerted efforts" of brothers,

"Gudu!"

The third egg came out, but it was one third smaller than the previous two eggs. It should be the limit.

"This feeling is good. Three eggs a day is enough."

The Taoist priest stroked his goat's whiskers,

"This is called Da Yin Yin Yu. We obviously live in the city center, but we can take care of our own living materials immediately. Before, vegetables and fruits were landed, and now eggs are also landed. After a while, catch a few pig demons or cow demons, and there is no need to buy meat.

I used to think that the boss always liked to bring things home and thought he didn't live very well. Now I think about it, I really blame the boss. This is the rhythm of opening a small farm. "

"Don't think too much. Do you want eggs?"

"Yes, how fresh it is."

"Not disgusting?"

"What's disgusting? When chicken farmers take eggs from the chicken nest, the eggs are still stuck with chicken droppings."

"But it's no use eating. The boss must want him to die."

"Alas, so is it."

The Taoist priest smashed his mouth,

Between your appetite and the boss' personal likes and dislikes,

He knows,

It must be the latter, and it is absolutely dominant.

"Boss, are you awake?"

The little boy's voice came.

The old Taoist squatting by the puddle turned around with Xu Qinglang and saw Zhou Ze standing up and coming this way.

"Boss, are you all right?" The Taoist priest said hello immediately.

Zhou Ze looked at the old Taoist,

In his eyes,

It's a little complicated,

This complicated look made the Taoist priest feel a little fluffy.

In the past, every time I went out with my boss, I ate something wrong or something happened to me, the boss seemed to look like this.

"Lao Zhou, this guy hasn't stopped breathing."

Xu Qinglang stretched out his finger and pointed to the turtle shell man in the puddle, which meant to ask Zhou Ze to solve it for him as soon as possible, and then it was easy to clean here.

"I just heard the old Taoist saying that he wanted to eat turtle eggs?"

"No, no, rumors, nonsense, impossible!"

The Taoist priest quickly waved to deny.

"Since you like eating turtle eggs, keep them to lay eggs. Find one by yourself... Oh no, Lao Xu, it's hard for you to find a big fish tank to help the old Taoist provide."

Although Xu Qinglang felt a little confused, he nodded.

"This... This..." the old Taoist rubbed his hands a little embarrassed. "How interesting, boss."

Zhou Ze walked up to the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest stood up silently.

Boss Zhou put his hand on the Taoist's shoulder and patted it gently,

Soft channel:

"Old way."

"Ah, yes, boss, what do you want?"

"Eat something good."