Chapter 122

"Play when you have something, and retreat when you have nothing!"

Pound's sharp voice sounded. According to the past practice, this is the routine question of Li Shimin's withdrawal from the court. It's like a person familiar in the street asking if you have eaten. All the ministers have packed up their things and are ready to leave the court for office.

"Weichen has a book to play!" a voice broke the tacit understanding of chaotang for many years.

The crowd followed the prestige and looked directly at the burly Li Junxian. Li Junxian awkwardly stepped out and exposed Merton behind.

"This lengtouqing!"

Many courtiers frowned slightly, but they didn't know the tacit understanding of the court when they thought of the Mo family's first visit to the court, so they didn't say anything.

"Oh!"

Li Shimin looked at Merton in surprise. Although he intuitively felt that Merton must be a moth, it was a rule for the courtiers to play, and it was not easy to reject it.

"Mo Aiqing! What's important? Present the memorial!" Li Shimin is going to press it first. Otherwise, if he doesn't pay attention, the boy is likely to break the news again.

"Memorials?" Merton was stunned. This was the first time he went to court. Where was there anything.

The ministers could see Merton's embarrassment and couldn't help laughing. Li Shimin suddenly turned black. This guy shouldn't have failed!

"Merton shouted and played without foundation. He deliberately disturbed the order of the court. He was spoiled because of his work. It was lawless. The Royal historian jumped out at the first time when he saw that Merton was eaten.

"Morton, you're a child's family when you're in court! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful your ass gets hit again." Li Shimin's black face scares Morton, but anyone can hear Li Shimin's love slowly.

"The Mohists are really lucky!"

Many courtiers were surprised and could let Li Shimin protect them personally. It can be seen that Merton's position in Li Shimin's heart.

"Back to your majesty! I really have something to start. Because I didn't write a memorial, and I can't explain this clearly, I organized a play and played it for your Majesty in person." Merton said wrongfully.

"Drama?" Li Shimin wondered.

Merton played with him and finally explained to Li Shimin what drama is.

"Oh!"

Li Shimin suddenly realized that he just acted out the story?

In this era, in addition to the emperor and the harem 3000, entertainment programs are also limited. Merton's words aroused Li Shimin's appetite.

"In addition, Wei Chen needs several helpers. They are outside the palace!" Merton said.

"Sure!" Li Shimin looked like a business, but the excitement in his eyes couldn't be covered up.

Outside the Tai Chi hall!

A stage was soon set up. There was a incense table with candles burning incense and yellow paper on it.

Many courtiers could not help frowning, but they didn't say anything to stop them when they thought of the magic performance of the mojiazi.

Wang Yushi was overjoyed. The more absurd Merton was, the more he could grasp the handle of Mohist school. Thinking of this, Wang Yushi immediately became energetic and focused on picking Merton's fault.

"ShenHan's deception!"

A young man held up a sign with five big words to let the ministers know Merton's intention.

"Qin Huaiyu!"

Qin Qiong opened her eyes wide and couldn't believe looking at the young man who raised the sign. She couldn't help but turn her eyes to Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde. Obviously, as long as she had her own boy, the other two families couldn't run away.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong also looked helpless. Their boy had just come back and got together with Mohist. However, they had no objection to their dealings with Merton. After all, although they always made some big things with Merton, it was better to be a dandy to walk the dog and play birds

"First, kill ghosts and see blood!"

Qin Huaiyu turned over the sign and revealed another line of big characters.

"Immortal master, my brother is ill. Please cast a spell and save my brother!"

Sure enough, Chumo appears on the stage holding Wei Chi Baolin, who has a flashy face.

"Your brother is a fierce ghost upper body. When our immortal master casts a spell to expel ghosts, your brother will only heal without medicine." with his hair disheveled, Merton dressed up as a divine man and his young face trying to pretend to be a fairy wind bone.

The ministers were awestruck, and their faces suddenly became serious, witchcraft! When they thought of the previous brand, they finally understood that Merton wanted to crack these witchcraft.

In fact, this kind of thing is only popular among the people, and many imperial officials are superstitious. Killing ghosts and seeing blood is a common means of folk wizards.

Merton was holding a peach wood sword, chanting words in his mouth, and more grandiose jumped up to the great God. He took out a yellow paper, dipped the peach wood sword in water, and cut into the yellow paper. Suddenly, several bright red blood stains appeared on the yellow paper, as if it was really like a fierce ghost being killed.

"Ah!"

The ministers exclaimed. They couldn't believe looking at the little man stained with bright red blood. Only Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling had a calm face. They had already known the answer from Merton.

Merton fired a candle at the incense table, which made all the ministers jump.

"Your fierce ghost has been killed by me. After drinking this cup of rune, all your diseases will be eliminated." Merton bewitched.

On the stage, without hesitation, Yuchi Baolin immediately presented a large sum of money, drank the rune paper gray water, and immediately fell to the ground and died.

"Bold man, he pretended to play tricks with turmeric and alkaline water. He didn't care about human life! Take it down!"

Finally, Fang Jun, who plays the role of constable, came on stage, exposed Merton's means and put Merton in prison.

Fang Xuanling looked at his silly son silently. He didn't expect you to go into the pit.

The performances of Merton and others were very pompous, and the ministers certainly didn't believe that Merton really had the means of ghosts and gods, but they thought in another position. If he was really a fairy man, would he drink this night's Rune paper ash like weichi Baolin in front of him?

The ministers could not help sweating.

Next, invite immortals to descend to the Buddha, show words in tea, write in rice soup, and cure diseases with divine skills. One by one, the common means of folk wizards were cracked by Fang Jun.

Every time he cracked one, the faces of the important officials were gloomy. Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling were even more gloomy. Last time, Merton only mentioned two, which were far less detailed and intuitive than today. In particular, when he saw Wei Chi Baolin's boastful death over and over again, no one laughed, but his heart was cold. If he didn't know the truth, I'm afraid even they will believe it, not to mention the ordinary people.

It can be imagined that for so many years, witch doctors have been rampant. How many people have wasted their lives because of delaying treatment, as Wei Chi Baolin played.

Wang Yushi was pale and as like as two peas. He never felt the trouble of Morton. He himself believed in these ghosts. He had invited the wizard to practice at home. The means used were exactly the same as that of the Morton, and even the instruments were not complete.

That's not to say that he was cheated or cheated by a second-rate liar.

"Wash your hands in the oil pan!"

When Qin Huaiyu raised the sign again, everyone was in an uproar.

The fear of cooking oil can be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Whether it is recorded in historical books or the legend of eighteen layers of hell, each one makes people shudder.

However, everything in front of them broke through the bottom line of everyone's heart. A big pot was set up, the fire under the pot was raging, and the oil waves in the pot were rolling.

And mojiazi stretched out his hands and washed his hands comfortably in the oil pan. The impact was really shocking. Even Yuchi Baolin, who fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, couldn't help sitting up and staring at Merton's performance.

Merton was secretly proud of the sensational effect. If the oil was not really difficult to clean, Merton chose a more shocking oil pot to take a bath.

"It's impossible!" Wei Zheng was pale and trembling.

Everyone knows that the MOH family is cracking the magic of the divine man, but they have seen the raging fire and the rolling oil waves with their own eyes.

"What's going on?" before Fang Jun came out to decrypt, Li Shimin rushed to Merton for the first time. He could understand the previous runes and keep calm, but Li Shimin couldn't calm down when he saw that Merton could get out of the oil pot even by means of eighteen layers of hell.

Qin Qiong repeatedly picked up Merton's oily hands and looked through them, but there was no injury at all.

"Hey!"

Cheng Yaojin is bold and wants to learn from Merton to put his hand deep into the oil pan. As a result, he tries to point it out and is scalded.

Merton quickly stopped the fire under the oil pan and ordered the ministers to stay away from the oil pan.

Merton somehow didn't forget Fang Jun, who had become the background wall, recruited him to reveal the secret of the oil pan to Li Shimin and his ministers.

"Oil above and vinegar below." the ministers didn't expect it to be so simple.

"Oil is very light. Once mixed with water, it will float on it. I can't see it at all. This trick is very simple. Many oil mills use this means to mix water into their hands and practice fraud." Merton explained the principle.

"Moreover, the boiling point of vinegar is very low, and it is under the pot. When the fire burns, it will boil. From the outside, it's like an oil pot rolling. In fact, it's not hot at all." Merton tried the temperature in the oil pot with his hand, indicating Cheng Yaojin to experiment again.

"Eh! It's really not hot!" Cheng Yaojin exclaimed.

Looking at the oil pan rolling, in fact, the temperature in the pan is only moderate.

"Then why? The last time I touched it, it was very hot." Cheng Yaojin didn't understand.

"That's because my nephew deliberately delayed for a period of time. The vinegar in the oil pan has been burned out and the temperature of the oil pan has been very high, so uncle Cheng feels hot."

The ministers suddenly.

"The means of these magic sticks are really despicable. In this way, they can quietly annihilate the evidence, which is impossible to prevent." Cheng Yaojin said angrily.

"I inform your majesty that I have been ordered to crack the means of witch doctor cheating. Today I report to your majesty and ask your majesty for instructions." Merton solemnly saluted Li Shimin.

Li Shimin looked at Merton with appreciation. Although this little catfish is usually not worried, it is very bright to do things and knows how to take credit for Li Shimin.

"The emperor is wise!" the officials hurriedly said

"Tell your majesty, most of the people are stupid and illiterate, and some places are deeply harmed by superstition, and the legacy is difficult to clear. If this form can be popularized, I believe the effect will be very good." Fang Xuanling saw the advantages of drama at a glance, intuitive and clear. Moreover, the more stupid and illiterate people are, the more superstitious they are. If this method is used, it will get half the result with twice the effort.

"OK! Fang Aiqing will do it immediately. Merton will fully cooperate with Fang Aiqing. This time, we must eradicate the wind of folk superstition," Li Shimin said firmly.

"Yes!" Fang Xuanling and Merton ordered.

Merton went to court for the first time and ended perfectly.