Chapter 184

"The sunshine censer produces purple smoke. Looking at the waterfall hanging in front of the river from a distance, it flies down 3000 feet. It is suspected that the Milky way falls nine days."

In Chang'an City, people sang this well-known poem, and they were amazed. Mojiazi was still the mojiazi. People couldn't write a poem in a few months, but mojiazi had a hat trick directly, three at a time, and all of them were well-known poems.

Of course, Merton has never been to Lushan Mountain and can only change his name to wanghukou waterfall. Fortunately, in the Tang Dynasty, soil erosion was not too serious. Hukou waterfall is not like that in later generations. It is more appropriate to use the metaphor of the Milky way.

However, this is not the key point. The real focus is on Merton's crooked poems. Only real learned people will calm down and taste the beautiful poems of Merton's poems. Most of Chang'an City has fallen into Merton's self Dark Carnival.

"Mosquitoes bite everywhere! The Mexican family is so funny!"

"Big bear! When I get back, I'll scare my brother! He has the least courage!"

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Now is the season when mosquitoes begin to breed. Every night, small mosquitoes fly everywhere and bite the thief! People in Chang'an city feel the same.

"Ha ha, my mouth is watering 3000 feet. Is mojiazi addicted to advertising and even advertised the roast duck in the food city?"

"Let's go and have a taste today. What a delicious roast duck that can make the mouth of mojiazi drool 3000 feet!"

"Go with me. The food in the Mohist food city is delicious. I eat tasteless now!"

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With Merton's version of crooked poems, the roast duck in the Mohist food city is so popular that it's almost three feet away. Fortunately, as soon as Xu Jie heard Merton's crooked poems, he had already begun to prevent this phenomenon, and then added five windows to sell roast duck, which did not cause riots.

Before that, the poet represented his status and identity. In people's mind, the poet must be dressed in white clothes, holding a folding fan, elegant, either natural and unrestrained, or concerned about the country and the people, or heroic and majestic.

No poet has ever been so grounded to Merton, and even dared to brush himself with the Mohist village. The people of Chang'an City found for the first time that the distance between the poet and themselves was so close.

Since the black mode first appeared in the Tang Dynasty, it immediately showed great power. Although the previous Merton's poems were classic, they only spread among scholars. Now Merton's three crooked poems are known to women and children.

Now, if you walk to the street of Chang'an City and pull a person, you give him a sunshine incense burner and purple smoke. Do you think he can answer it for you.

You don't pay for your life!

Dr. Guozi asked for half a month off immediately after hearing Merton's three crooked poems. It is said that Dr. Guozi can't listen to people talking about poetry, otherwise he will have a headache, let alone teach the book of songs.

However, Merton's three crooked poems and three positive poems once again prove Merton's talent. There is no doubt about the snow salt advertising poems in the ink magazine. This is definitely a famous article handed down. There is no doubt that it does not belong to these three crooked poems at least.

With this judgment, snow salt advertising is more popular, which directly drives the sales of snow salt to rise again, and Xu Jie can't close his mouth with a smile.

However, Merton couldn't laugh at the moment. The whole person seemed to be wilting, with a low eyebrow.

"During the Qingming Festival, it rains in succession. I'm lonely and want to break my soul. I ask where there are singles. The shepherd boy points to the Mojia village. Tell me how many singles there are in your Mojia village!"

In Chongwen Museum, Li Shimin roared at Merton with his back and black face.

After Merton's proud group killed the Imperial College, when he was satisfied, he suddenly saw Pound's expressionless and frightening face. Suddenly he sighed in his heart and knew that he was a little off again. Sure enough, Li Shimin sprayed Merton bloody as soon as he met.

"No, no!" Merton quickly shook his head. This time is not a hard time. Of course he can't say more? Even you are single?

"No... aren't you very talented? Come and give me some songs." Li Shimin still roared at Merton.

"You see, how many people come to impeach you!" Li Shimin said angrily as he patted a pile of high memorials on the table.

"Ah!"

Merton was stunned!

"I just wrote a few crooked poems and immediately corrected them. As for such a minister's impeachment?" Merton was extremely depressed.

"Some people say you are proud of your talent! Some people impeach you for being evil and distorting poetry, which is like forgetting your ancestors. Others say you are unworthy of talent and morality, and strongly advise you to get rid of the Imperial College..."

Li Shimin counted more than a dozen counts of Morton's crimes!

Merton simply admired the brain holes of these officials, and a little joke went so far on the platform.

"Except for the removal of the Imperial College, the boy can accept it. Everything else is extremely wronged!" Merton cried sadly.

"You think so? If you have a son of state supervising you, and you make Chang'an City restless, if you really become a runaway wild horse, you won't turn the Tang Dynasty upside down to me." Li Shimin said angrily.

"Er, er, boy, don't dare!"

It's a little big. Merton doesn't dare to hold it up.

"No, what are you afraid of? You make a fuss all day. You don't think about being loyal to your country at all. You know nonsense!"

Li Shimin's sarcasm and sarcasm made Merton feel ashamed, and he was about to turn into a crack in the ground.

"Father! Why are you angry again?" then a soft voice came from the background.

When Li Shimin heard the speech, his face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny. He immediately changed a smiling face and turned back and said, "Yuzi, why are you here?"

"I heard that when Merton comes, I'll come and have a look. I agreed with brother 9 that Merton will never be called the Merton devil again!" his childish voice made Li Shimin laugh.

"OK, my son understands!" Li Shimin praised.

"Thank you, your highness Jinyang for asking for mercy!" Merton hurriedly stepped down the slope.

"You're lucky this time, boy! I'll let you go this time! You go to the teaching school first and teach young slaves how to calculate." Li Shimin glanced at Merton and let Merton go.

Merton's arithmetic has been recognized by countless people. Of course, it's easy to teach a first-year level Li Zhina. Every time he is called by Li Shimin to the palace, Merton will always be a mathematician.

"Thank you for your grace!"

Merton, if pardoned, goes down immediately.

"Since you can write poetry, you can also teach young slaves to write poetry! Remember, if you dare to teach indiscriminately, be careful of your ass." Merton stumbled as soon as he stepped out of the store.

So this is your old man's purpose! In order to teach your children, why don't you pull me over and give me a lecture first?