Chapter 1646

Fang Qi turned his head and saw the shameless dead old man leaning against the wall, taking half a bottle of beer in his hand, taking a pair of shoes to open the mouth, revealing the broken rubber shoes of his ten little brothers and yelling at the boss of the shoe repair stall. He didn't seem to see Fang Qi staring at him at all.

Ah, the dead old man really wants to hang. Such a pair of broken rubber shoes picked up from nowhere have been degummed and taken off like this. He has to mend his shoes!

Sure enough, the uncle who mended the shoes looked at his feet that showed most of his lively and splashing feet. He had no good airway: "I can't mend it." Ignore him and keep busy with his work. The old man picked up two shoelaces from the rags he threw aside, squatted down and tied one, put the empty bottle on the shoe stand: "change two shoelaces."

Ho, the old man can really recycle. It's really good. It's a capital suit. Fang Qi almost wants to say to him, "Sir, please take my knee." Before he said it, the ox fork old man who looked like Marx passed Fang Qi with a woven bag and headed for the inner street.

After a few steps, Fang Qi saw the cool old man take out half of the cigarette from his pocket, take a greedy sip, and then stand up straight, as if his eyes were very deep. Fang Qi thought he would pull a sentence: "I wake up at the beginning of a big dream. I know myself all my life." Then the other party said, "brother, why have you been following me? Is this ape dung? "

Fang Qi would definitely connect: "old man, you hit me just now. I haven't settled accounts with you yet. Do you know who I am?"

The old man made an unfathomable squint, looked at him up and down, and then said, "I see your Yintang is dark, and your bra is on your face."

Fang Qi will definitely slap him in the mouth, and then... He will be slapped by others until Miao Miao and them come to take him to the hospital. Many people who eat melons will certainly say: this guy will not be beaten if he touches magnetism, and the world will become more and more incomprehensible.

Fangqi's mind jumped out of all kinds of funny tricks, imagining which was the most funny and unexpected. The old man walking in front suddenly turned around and stared at him. Ah, no, to be exact, it was a plastic bottle of half a bottle of mineral water in Fang Qi's hand. The people and animals bared their rhubarb teeth and smiled innocuously: "funny, are you sent by a monkey?"

Fang Qi looked around and pointed to himself, "are you talking to me?" He never thought that the old man could pop up such great Internet words. With the world going down, even Marx didn't study capital. He soaked in Internet cafes every day and thought it was sweat.

The old man stared at him. Fang Qi was uncomfortable. He said, "I see you are wearing such broken shoes. I want to donate you a pair of love." The old man smiled: "I knew you were loving. I told you earlier. It made me go so far."

Fang Qi is speechless. Is this an expert hiding in the market, or am I dazzled?

When he came to the shoe stall, Fang Qi wanted to bring him a pair of half new cloth shoes. Unexpectedly, the old man stretched out his hand to take down a pair of new leather shoes hanging on it and put them on his feet. The uncle who mended the shoes was worried: "dead old man, did you ask the price? Pick it up and put it on? Take it off! "

Fang Qi waved: "how much is it? I bought it. " After paying 150 yuan, the old man walked on the ground twice and felt good. But Fang Qi lost even the slightest interest and turned back.

After a few steps, the old man caught up with him, and the plastic bottle on the woven bag was jingling“ Hey, handsome boy, please invite me to dinner. I haven't eaten for two days. " Fang Qi didn't want to pay attention to him anymore. The old man rapped, "you're not at a loss. Buy me a pair of shoes and I'll give you all this package. The business is fair."

Fang Qi frowned: "OK, sir, you can continue to pick up junk. I'll give you ten yuan. You'll have enough to eat for two days. " When the old man took out ten yuan, he didn't answer, but said faintly, "young man, you came to the capital from the mountain village. You want wind and rain. Is it too smooth?"

Fangqi stared at him. "Who the hell are you?" The old man patted his stomach: "Hey, I'm too hungry to talk." Fang Qi: "well, I'll take you to dinner. Tell me, OK?" After taking two steps, I didn't see the old man follow up. When I turned back, I saw him staring at the bottom of the sea fishing opposite.

When the mobile phone rang, Fang Qi took it out and listened to Miao Miao ask him, "what are you doing? Come back for dinner." Fang Qi just wanted to say no, but the old man had sharp ears and said first, "he wants to invite me to dinner." Fang Qi covered his mobile phone and took two steps: "an old beggar, I think he looks like Marx, so he talked nonsense and stuck it on."

Miao Miao smiled: "we're watching. Let's bring it together. We can't eat it anyway." Fang Qi raised his head and looked over there. He saw Miao Miao and they all looked over the road. The old man waved excitedly and ran over there.

Fang Qi didn't move. The old man took a step first. You wear it around in the traffic. Fang Qi always thought he was an expert. Now he thinks he may have met an old liar. After all, there are too many swindlers and not enough fools.

Suddenly I heard the creaking sound of the car's sudden brake. A silver gray Porsche knocked the old man down. Fang Qi suddenly had a big head. It was so unlucky. He wanted to rub his food. He wanted to be crazy. That's good. He was admitted to the hospital before he ate his food.

He saw a man and a woman coming down from the car. Fang Qi looked at it. He was still an acquaintance and hurried across the road. At this time, he saw an incredible scene. He saw the old man lying on the ground with his hands and feet, rubbing like a caterpillar to a place not far from the car before stopping. He shouted in his heart: really a talent. If such a talent is discovered by the foundation, he will certainly give birth to a new way to make money.

He got out of the car with his girlfriend and kicked the old man. He took out his wallet very dry and crisp: "I don't want money. OK, I'll give it to you!" He took a stack of hundred yuan bills, smoked the old man's face, and then turned around and left.

The old man climbed up and sat down, counted the money, put it on his body, climbed to the bottom of the car and lay down. The onlookers laughed and said that the old man was powerful and didn't think there was enough money. It was a deliberate mistake. I thought I'd give him some money to coax the old beggar away, but this time I stepped on the accelerator and pressed the old man directly.

The people who ate melons were scared "Oh" and thought it must be blood splashing on the spot. If they don't die, they will be hurt. But when the Porsche drove past, he saw the old man get up from the ground and go fishing through the crowd towards the bottom of the sea.

At this time, people saw a funny picture. There was a woven bag hanging behind the rear of the Porsche, dragging a long string of empty bottles and twisting forward on the road like Yangko.