Chapter 347

Laojun: your healing medicine has been sent to you.

Lin Hai looks at the message on wechat, and his face muscles twitch.

"The LORD sent you a dirty pill."

Mud ball: it is a piece of mud picked up by Laojun from the ground and mixed with saliva. It is quite disgusting.

"It's so damn, old bastard!" Lin Haiqi almost smashed his mobile phone.

Nima, elder brother wants healing pill, you give me casually and mud ball to send, this he so amuses me to play!

Lin Hai resisted the impulse to get angry and sent a message to the emperor.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: is this your so-called healing pill? (there is an angry expression at the back)

Supreme Lord Laojun: Yes, I don't give absolute healing medicine to ordinary people.

Poof!

Holy medicine an egg, also ordinary people don't give, give who who he? Don't scold you!

Xiaomuddle headed fairy: if you don't want to give it, just say it. Don't take a spitting mud ball to tease my brother!

Lin Hai was really popular this time, and he made a rude remark on wechat.

However, the emperor was not worried at all. Instead, he put on a smile covering his mouth.

Laojun: the saliva is good. Thousands of years ago, the monkey king came to ask for the elixir, but I urinated directly. (behind him is a chuckling expression)

Lin Hai looks at the information with black lines on his face.

Nima, if it's true, it's too much fun.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: don't brag. I'm going to ask the sage.

Lin Hai always thinks that this should be the Supreme Master. If he really dares to pee and mud to monkey king, Monkey King can't be angry enough to give him some advice.

Lin Hai thought of doing it and really sent it to the monkey king.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, the old man of Laojun boasted to me that he had eaten a mud ball that he urinated with for you. I don't believe it. Ha ha.

Sun Wukong saw the information of Lin Hai, almost in seconds.

Monkey King: ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah!!!!!

As soon as Lin Hai saw the monkey king's reflection, he was very happy. It seems that the monkey was very angry.

Monkey King: this damned old shepherd, I'm so angry with him!!!

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, don't be angry. He's just bragging. We don't have a common sense with him.

Lin Hai said in the information, but thought in his heart, go quickly, beat this old guy, let him so hateful, give his brother mouth cement pills.

Monkey King: angry, angry! The damned old shepherd should have said such a disgraceful thing about my old sun. It's hateful. It's really hateful!

"Er..." Lin Hai's eyes stare at the boss, directly muddled.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: so, Dasheng, what do you mean, is it true?

Monkey King: brother, don't say anything about it. Ah, don't say it! Otherwise, my old sun's face will be lost, lost!

"I'll go. How can I give the situation?" Lin Hai was so stupid that Sun Wukong admitted it. What the emperor said was true!

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, why do you want to eat? It's disgusting to think about it.

After that, Lin Haifa is really disgusted.

Monkey King: disgusting, very disgusting!

Lin Hai felt even more strange when he saw that Sun Wukong said the same thing.

Is it that the supreme emperor forced Sun Wukong to eat it?

Monkey King: however, that's absolutely good. The temptation is so great that I can't resist it.

"What? How can it be a good thing? " I'm more confused.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: great sage, what's so good about it?

Monkey King: as long as it is the thing on the Supreme Master, it's all good things, good things!

Shit! Lin Hai is depressed for a while. What's the good news for NIMA?

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: what do you mean, according to you, is it a good thing to be too old to be a good one?

Lin Hai was angry in his heart and started with a "don't you eat too much old Junla's shit?"

But after thinking about it, he still deleted it. He estimated that Sun Wukong would have to swing him to death with a stick.

Monkey King: excrement is also a good thing, as long as it is on the emperor, it is a good thing!

"NIMA, isn't it?" Lin Hai is funny. Is the monkey king crazy?

Xiaodouxian: Dasheng, don't tease me.

Monkey King: where did my old sun tease you? Do you know how Erlang God's wheezing dog became a God?

Xiaomuddle headed fairy: How did it happen?

Although he has read some myths about Erlang God, he has never paid attention to the experience of Xiaotian dog becoming a God.

Monkey King: hehe, Xiaotian dog is a local dog in the world. When the emperor Laojun went down to the earth, he pulled a lump of excrement and was eaten by the astringent dog by chance!

Poof!Lin Hai almost sprayed after watching it.

Nima, really? Isn't that funny?

Monkey King: in this way, the wheezing dog, from a native dog with no spiritual roots, directly cultivated into a God in just a few decades. Later, he went to Tianting, met Erlang God and worshipped him.

Nani?

"Isn't Erlang the owner of the wheezing dog? How come it's a big brother again

Lin Hai suddenly found that the myths and legends heard from childhood seem to be untrustworthy in many places.

However, Lin Hai also heard from the monkey king's words. It seems that all the things that touch the emperor are against the heaven.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, the Supreme Lord sent me a mud pill. It was made with his saliva. Can you eat it?

Although Lin Hai has basically confirmed that the Supreme Lord Laojun sent his own pill is really not ordinary, he still thinks that asking the monkey king insurance.

Monkey King: taishanglaojun sends you cement pills!!! Yes, absolutely!

Monkey King: brother, I don't know how many of them are sent to you by the supreme emperor. Do you have any spare ones?

"Ha ha, it seems that it's really a good thing." Seeing Sun Wukong can't wait to ask for it with himself, Lin Hai is more sure that this mud pill is a good thing.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: I'm sorry, but he sent me one, saying it's healing medicine.

Monkey King: Oh, you can eat it quickly, but my grandson can't eat it. It's a pity.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: ha ha, Dasheng, the Xiaoxian will eat it first.

Lin Hai no longer had any doubts. He opened his wechat bag and found the dirty pill.

Withdraw?

Extract!

Lin Hai directly extracted the ball and dropped it in the palm of his hand.

"Eat it now!" Lin Hai put the mud ball to his mouth, but he didn't eat it.

"NIMA, I can't. If I think it's made of saliva, I can't eat it. It's disgusting."

Lin Hai couldn't overcome the obstacles in his heart. After thinking about it, he sent a message to monkey king.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, Xiaoxian can't eat this mud pill when he thinks it's made of saliva. What should I do?

Monkey King: what's the difficulty? I haven't told you to eat excrement, wheezing dog even eats excrement. What's your saliva?

Poof!

After reading the information, Lin Hai was so angry that he pulled monkey king out of his cell phone and beat him.

Nima, is there such a comparison?

Wheezing dog is a dog, eating excrement is a matter of course.

But brother is a man, a man!

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, don't mention the wheezing dog. How did you eat it?

Monkey king that is urine, more disgusting than his own saliva, Lin Hai is very curious, monkey king this character, how can eat.

Monkey King: Hey, brother, you don't understand. Do you know what the gods in heaven depend on?

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: can't all rely on the excrement of old Junla?

Lin Hai's mind suddenly appeared a group of immortals extremely absurd scene, his nausea almost on the spot vomiting.

Monkey King: how can they be so lucky?

Nani!

Lin Hai was shocked, NIMA, dare to eat excrement or lucky?

Monkey King: the cultivation of immortals depends on the aura of heaven and earth!

Lin Hai knows that he is now practicing the Tao Te Ching, absorbing the same aura of heaven and earth.

Monkey King: do you know Hongjun? It's the man who created the world.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: creating the world? Isn't that Pangu?

Monkey King: who is Pangu?

"Well All right Lin Hai found that the current Chinese people's understanding of myth is once again biased.

Sun Wukong: after the creation of Hongjun, the Hongmeng immortal Qi in the chaos disappeared immediately and turned into Sanqing, which was a gasification of Sanqing. From then on, there was no Hongmeng Xianqi between heaven and earth.

Lin Hai looked at the mobile phone screen and nodded silently.

He has also seen the legend of Sanqing in his books, but he is not very impressed. However, he always feels that there are some differences between what monkey king said and what he said.

But who is monkey king? It was a living immortal, and what he said was more reliable than what was recorded in books.

Therefore, Lin Hai did not ask questions foolishly.

Sun Wukong: when the heaven and earth opened, a strong aura gathered. However, the aura was 18000 Li lower than that of Hongmeng immortal. Even so, thousands of talents of all ethnic groups cultivated themselves into immortals, and finally the aura of mortal world dried up.

Xiaodouxian: what do you mean when you tell me this?

Although Lin Hai listen to these, also very interested, but suddenly found that monkey king stray from the topic.

I'm a seriously injured person. I'm waiting to heal. I don't want to tell my brother how to overcome the psychological barrier. Instead, what's the use of saying these things?

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