“Hello, what kind of second grade scrotum is it? What is it for?” Lin Hai asked angrily.
“Er Pin Yin Si is the level of ghost difference. It’s a good thing that you become Er Pin Yin Si, even if you have a position in the prefecture.” Chulin’er’s eyes were bent with laughter.
“It’s useless to cut down on it. What can you do with this second grade scrotum?”
“Er Pin Yin Si, you can do a lot. For example, you can communicate with ghosts.” Chulin’er looks smart and lovely.
Your sister! Lin Hai’s face is black.
“Brother, can I communicate with ghosts now?” Lin Hai feels trapped.
“What’s the meaning of light communication? If you become a second grade scrotum, you can be a ghost.”
“Ghost? What? ” Lin Hai asked with a black face.
“What the hell? For example, the ghost emissary is ghost bad. It’s fun to catch ghosts. ” Chu lin’er is always jumping around. She looks very happy.
Mad, if you can catch ghosts, brother is the first to catch you!
Lin Hai scolded.
“Hey? Wait, the soul of the messenger? Grass, isn’t that black impermanence? ” Lin Hai suddenly responded.
“Yes, and you are the second grade Yin Si. You can be the middle level soul enchanting messenger directly. For example, if there is a fierce ghost, it’s all your life. Ha ha.” Chu lin’er suddenly chuckled.
“What? What is it that I live with a fierce ghost? ” Lin Hai feels more and more wrong.
“It means…” Chu lin’er said something, and her cell phone rang suddenly.
“Wait a minute.” Chu lin’er opened it and saw that it was something from the king of Chu River.
Chu lin’er smiled more brightly.
“Hey, what are you laughing at?” Lin Hai suddenly had a foreboding feeling.
“Congratulations, your official robe and seal have arrived.”
Ding Dong!
Lin Hai’s wechat rings.
Open it.
Chu lin’er sent you a set of haunting emissary black clothes.
Chu lin’er sent you a set of haunting emissary white clothes.
Chulin’er sent you a chain of locked souls.
Puff!
Damn!
Brother is really black and white impermanence!
Lin Hai cried.
“Ha ha, if there are fierce ghosts in the future, I won’t have to catch them myself. Finally, I can play chess at ease.” Chulin’er bounced away.
Lin Hai was stupefied at the spot, and howled for a long time!
“Pit Dad!!!”
Ding Dong!
Wechat rings again.
Lin Hai opens it with a dejected look.
“Huh?”
Ma Mian (Chu) asked to add you as a friend!
Sleeping trough, horseface? It’s not the noodles in the dungeon, is it?
Lin Hai points through.
Mamian (Chu): new?
Lin Hai crazy, Nima, what newcomers are not new?
Ma Mian (Chu): one is the second grade of Yin Si? I don’t care who you are. If you work under my hand, you will behave myself. Understand?
Understand your grandmother’s legs!
Lin Hai is angry about it.
Seeing that the horse’s face came up, the bull made a lot of noise. In a tone of teaching, linhaidun was not angry at all.
Little silly fairy: get out!
In the dungeon, the horse’s face is cocked with legs and mobile phones. A ghost girl behind her is holding her shoulders attentively. She looks like enjoying herself.
Can see Lin Hai’s reply, the face shuashed down.
“He, a new comer, dare not take Lao Tzu seriously because he has something to do with it. Hum, you will have a good life in the future!”
Lin Hai returned to the villa and planted himself on the bed.
This day, I experienced too many things, and fought with Hu Lai’s father and son. I suffered a lot of internal injuries. Although I didn’t get in the way after recuperation, Lin Hai was still exhausted.
After a while, Lin Hai fell asleep.
This feeling, Lin Hai did not know how long to sleep.
In the dream, Lin Hai and Liu Xinyue are doing shameful things.
Liu Xinyue is not inch wisps, lying on the body of Lin hai, smart tip of tongue, licking the cheek of Lin hai gently.
Lin Hai woke up with a fit of itching.
(*You can read the translated at lnreads.com)
“Lying trough! What the hell! ” As soon as Lin Hai opened his eyes, he saw a long red tongue licking on his face, which made his face wet.
“Dad, you finally wake up.”
Lin Hai can see clearly now, whose tongue is this big long, and a sudden nausea.
“Mad, dead dog, go away!” Lin Hai kicks ah Hua out of bed.
“Grass, how dare he lick me later? Brother stewed you!” Lin Hai went into the bathroom and tried to wash his saliva.
“Dad, Dad, your phone rings.” Ah Hua is crying outside the bathroom.
Lin Hai picked up his mobile phone and saw that there were more than 20 missed calls, all opened by Liu Xinyue.
“Grass!” Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he was so tired yesterday that he forgot to call Liu Xinyue to report his safety.
This girl must be in a hurry.
Sure enough, as soon as it was connected, Liu Xinyue’s voice came with a cry.
“Lin Hai, you scared me to death. Why don’t you call me when you come back? You won’t answer my call. “
“… Yesterday was too tired to remember. ” Lin Hai felt his nose awkwardly.
“Hum!” Liu Xinyue snorted, obviously still angry.
“Well, I’m wrong. Xin Yue is good. Don’t be angry. When I meet you, my brother will hurt you. You know that kind of pain.” Lin Hai said bad.
“I don’t want to, nerd.” Liu Xinyue replied with shame, but the tone was obviously not angry.
After another chat, they hung up.
Lin Hai has nothing to do. Seeing Chu lin’er lying on his bed playing Backgammon, he thinks of yesterday and gets angry again.
Take the mobile phone.
“Hello, you are ill. Give me your cell phone back!”
“Pay back your sister, did you hurt your brother yesterday? Give back that 1000000 evil points to your brother. He is not the second grade of this shit.”
Chu lin’er’s face was gorgeous, with a smile of satisfaction.
“Well…” Chu lin’er deliberately pulled his voice long.
Lin Hai’s eyebrows were raised. He was just talking angrily, but it seems that there is a play in Chu lin’er’s tone?
Lin Hai hurriedly ran to Chu lin’er and beat her legs.
“That lin’er princess, you are a princess. Isn’t that what you said? Please, don’t let me be that shit
Said, Lin Hai and Chu lin’er arm pull up, gently massage.
“Here, here, right, that’s it. Make it strong.” Chulin’er closed her eyes happily.
Your eldest brother, he is very good at calling people. Lin Hai scolds him secretly.
Give Chu lin’er a treat. Lin Hai’s tired head is sweating.
“That, Princess lin’er, look at what you just said…” Lin Hai said with a smile.
“Just now? What’s up? ” Chu lin’er’s face was blank.
Your sister! Lin Hai’s face is black.
“Just don’t let me be a ghost.”
“Oh, you said that.” Chu lin’er suddenly realized.
“Right, right, that’s it, Princess Lin, look…” Lin Hai looks forward to it.
“You’ve been officially registered in the local government, not to mention me. Even my father can’t help you.” Chulin’er shrugged.
damn you!
Lin Hai directly threw Chu lin’er’s arm to one side.
I can’t do anything else. NIMA has been a massage man for half a day.
“Haha, your immediate supervisor is Ma Mian, isn’t he?” Chu lin’er suddenly said, just the smile on her face, which made people feel creepy.
“I have a horse noodle (Chu) and my friend. What’s the matter?”
“No, no, I’ll ask.” Chulin’er giggled and waved.
Laugh at your sister!
Lin Hai immediately thought something must have happened here.
However, Lin Hai can see that the ghost spirit of Chu lin’er is very, even if she is asked, she won’t say it, and even Lin Hai doesn’t bother to ask.
At this time, the phone rang again, Lin Hai looked, or Liu Xinyue.
“Xinyue, it’s only a few minutes, and I miss my brother again?” Lin Hai said with a bad smile.
“I hate it. Who thinks of you? Don’t stink.” Liu Xinyue said with shame.
“Just now I was angry and forgot to tell you that I would come home for dinner at night.” Liu Xinyue said, then hung up.
“The girl, who has done all the kissing, is still so shy.” Lin Hai smiled and shook his head.
“Why? Right! ” Thinking of eating in the evening, Lin Hai suddenly thought of an important thing.