Seeing Xu tie like this, the daughter-in-law couldn't help but wonder and scooped a mouthful of gold fried rice with Xu tie's spoon.
She had just had her first bite and was stunned.
Then tears poured out.
Some people feel that happiness will fuck me, while others will cry.
Next, several members of the family scrambled to finish the plate of fried rice.
After eating, Xu tie licked his lips and looked at the empty plate with some doubts.
What was so delicious just now? Is it really this fried rice? Is it not my self hypnosis?
And after eating this fried rice, I was so happy and beautiful. Those pressures seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant?
It's amazing.
It's incredible.
For quite a while, Xu tie asked, "brother, you... Are you in here?"
"No." Wang Huan said, "it is safer and healthier than any food in the world. Next, you have to process it into ordinary soup, and then send it to several authoritative institutions for testing and get the certificate. Then I will look for an opportunity to completely package it into a mysterious and safe secret recipe and make a great reputation."
Xu Tiedao: "did you kill a dragon and bring the Dragon liver and chicken gall to fry rice?"
Wang Huan said, "can it save your hotel?"
"Yes, that's great." Xu Tiedao: "if this kind of fairy fried rice is not popular, I should be killed."
Then Xu Tiedao said, "Huanzi, do we invest a sum of money to decorate my hotel a little higher?"
"No." Wang Huan said, "just like this, just like this shabby look."
Xu Tiedao: "what this hotel does depends on you. We work for you."
Wang Huan said, "no, this hotel is yours."
"No, No." Xu Tiedao said, "without this fairy fried rice, this hotel is a fart."
Wang Huan said, "let's not talk about these first. Let me talk about how to do this hotel."
Xu tie sat down happily and said, "OK, you say."
Wang Huan said, "first of all, the hotel should always be dilapidated and can't be decorated."
"Secondly, the hotel should take off the signs. There are no signs directly."
"Then, the hotel doesn't sell any dishes, only one thing, golden fried rice."
"One fried rice, 100 yuan."
Xu tie was startled at this.
One hundred yuan a fried rice. The price is too exaggerated. It's basically a three-day salary for many people.
Wang Huan said, "it's just to be expensive, pay attention to a forced style, like to eat or not. Moreover, when there are guests, you should be indifferent and don't be enthusiastic."
"A sign should be hung in the hotel. Only fried rice is sold. There is no counter-offer. Do you like it or not?"
"Also write a sign. Those who enter our restaurant for dinner are not allowed to go to the food edge next door. Otherwise, we will not receive them next time. Don't be unprepared."
After hearing Wang Huan's words, Xu tie and his wife were completely stunned.
They can't describe it. They don't have enough vocabulary, but they have an idea in their heart.
Aren't you afraid of being killed?
For a long time, Xu Tiedao said, "is this... Is this for us to be uncle and treat customers as grandchildren?"
"That's what it means, but it's not the nature." Wang Huan said, "we pay attention to equality. We don't discriminate against any customers, and we are definitely not superior. We just play high and few and look for good friends in the vast crowd. We're not selling fried rice. We're sharing the beauty of our soul and inner happiness. Is 100 yuan expensive? It's too cheap."
"It's hard to find a bosom friend. We're just practitioners in the boundless world. We have mastered the supreme food civilization. We'll just charge you 100 yuan to help all sentient beings and save the tired people. Is it expensive?"
Xu tie and his wife were completely stunned. They didn't see it before. His brother can deceive so much.
Wang Huan said, "one more thing, your hands will never accept money. Please throw your money in the box. The reason why we set a price of 100 yuan is not because of greed, but just because we don't want to touch the money and save the trouble of change."
At this time, Xu tie couldn't help saying, "why don't you set a price of ten yuan and don't need change."
Wang Huan, who pretended to be forced to be interrupted, glared and said, "I'll kill you. Next time I pretended to be forced, I must not interrupt me."
Xu tie didn't answer. The five-year-old little girl nodded seriously and said, "OK."
Then she asked, "uncle, what is pretending to force?"
Xu tie hurriedly covered his baby daughter's ears, and then carefully said, "brother, are we too pretending?"
Wang Huan sighed, "iron son, you can't live without pretending to be forced. Human nature is cheap. If you kneel and lick, she will despise it. If you are high and cold, she will chase it."
Xu tiezi's wife said, "brother, but tiezi and I are illiterate people. We can't pretend to come."
Xu Tiedao: "yes, we can't install it."
Wang Huan looked at the little girl whose ears were covered, and then said, "will sex be cold?"
Xu tie shook his head and said, "I don't understand."
Wang Huan said, "you have a stomachache. You want to go to the bathroom but you can't go away, so have you had a hard time?"
Xu Tiedao: "it's too much. I don't want to say a word. I don't dare to have any action. I'm afraid that a big wheeze will come out and spray out below."
Wang Huan said, "yes, that's the realm."
Xu tielao has experience and makes this gesture directly.
Wang Huan said: "yes, yes, yes, that's the taste. If you lift your chin a little bit, you can hold a cigarette and look rebellious."
"Great, this posture is first-class."
"You should remember that the first rule of pretending to force is not to speak. You can use your eyes without gestures, you can use gestures without talking. Even if you have to speak, don't exceed two words."
"Understand the applause!"
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Just do it.
Bring a big blackboard. Wang Huan writes a big line on it with a white brush: our shop only sells fried rice with eggs, one hundred, no counter-offer, no explanation.
Then, another sign said: those who enter our restaurant for dinner are not allowed to go to the food edge next door, otherwise they will lose their right to eat in our restaurant.
After reading it, Xu tie couldn't help saying, "brother, can we find someone who can write better to write this sign? Your brush is really a little ugly. I can see it from an uneducated person like me."
Wang Huan said, "tiezi, you don't understand. The signs all over the street are well written. The signs of our family are so ugly, which is personality. The signs with good words are the same, and the ugly signs are one in a million."
When it's done!
After taking off the original signboard of xutie Hotel, the restaurant has completed the soul upgrading.
It has become a completely unknown restaurant.
"Huanzi, when will our nameless hotel open?" Xu tie asked.
Wang Huan said, "it will open on time at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning."
Xu Tiedao: "OK."
He is full of infinite expectations, because this golden fried rice is too awesome to describe in words.
But it's very uneasy, because it's too expensive, and the marketing routine formulated by Wang Huan is too forced, too strong and arrogant.
Then Xu Tiedao said, "Huanzi, before opening, one thing must be made clear, otherwise I'd rather not open."
Wang Huan said, "what?"
Xu Tiedao: "if you want to settle your accounts, you must make clear your shares in business, otherwise you will fall out in the future."
Wang Huan said, "I don't need shares."
Xu Tiedao: "then I'd rather not do this business. The soul of our hotel is gold fried rice. Except for this, our hotel is worthless. I've made a deal. You seven, I three, brother, I'll take advantage of you."
Wang Huan thought for a moment, took out a piece of paper and drew up a simple contract.
Wang Huan and Xu tie jointly run the nameless hotel with 50% of their shares. Wang Huan provides the formula, and Xu tie is responsible for the store and managing everything.
"50% each, otherwise you don't have to do it." Wang Huan cut the nail and cut the railway.
Xu tie thought for a moment and said, "OK, then when your uncle saves a dowry for my baby girl, he will take advantage of you."
So the two signed the simplest contract.
Wang Huan owns 50% of the shares of the hotel. It's good. At least for a long time, he and his parents don't need to sit on empty seats and have a stable economy.
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Nine o'clock in the morning.
Although Wang Huan said to be calm, Xu tie and his wife still opened the door with a sense of ceremony.
They really value it too much. After all, the hope of the family is in this hotel and in this golden fried rice.
The specific process is as follows.
I found one to play suona and one to knock gongs.
At this time, the flow of people in this street is still OK. Seeing this posture, I can't help but stop and watch curiously.
What are these two fools doing?
A man summoned up the spirit of Dantian and suddenly sounded the suona.
The overlord of this musical instrument is known to all the watchers. Piano is the king of music, and suona is the king of town.
Any musical instrument that encounters suona will be ruthlessly suppressed and completely deviated.
"Whoa, whoa!"
This is loud, this is loud.
That's a split stone cloud!
Hearing the sound, my hair stood up in an instant.
Then another big gong was struck.
"Bang!"
All the people in the street were shocked by their charming bodies and tiger bodies.
Almost everyone came to see the excitement, dense and noisy.
Suona with big gongs, what kind of music does it look like, funeral music?
Then, Xu Tiemian was expressionless and said in a dead man's voice, "our store is open."
Finally, Wang Huan hung two signboards even more expressionless.
The sign on the left says: our shop only sells fried rice with eggs, one hundred, limited to fifty a day. No counter-offer, no refund.
The sign on the right reads: those who enter our restaurant for dinner are not allowed to go to the food edge next door, otherwise they will never lose the right to eat in our restaurant. Don't say it without warning.
All the onlookers were completely shocked.
This restaurant is too arrogant, too pretentious!
A fried rice with eggs costs 100 yuan. You're crazy about money. You're out of your mind!
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