Let Lu Zhengtao be a partner? Master, two people enter the crosstalk competition?
Director Li suddenly felt more absurd.
But... A dead horse should be treated as a living horse doctor!
What if, what if, Wang Huan really broke through the bottleneck by this method?
Then he shook his head again and thought it was too absurd to have this in case.
Just... Just take Wang Huan's vacation and relax.
The key is that there is no press conference, and the people all over the country do not know that Wang Huan has returned to the national team.
Therefore, Wang Huan is still an idle person in the open. Taking part in the national crosstalk competition in this capacity will not damage the reputation of the national team.
Director Li said: "there is one condition. Lu Zhengtao must leave first. After you officially announce your return to the national team, he will be reinstated."
This is very serious, but it puts pressure on Wang Huan.
Master wants to leave. If he fails to win the crosstalk competition, master may leave for nothing.
Wang Huan's participation in the crosstalk competition looks very mischievous. If he fails to make a breakthrough in the end, how should he be punished?
Even if Wang Huan's score is maintained at 10 seconds, he is also the baby of the national team. He can't really punish anything.
Then the final punishment is likely to fall on Master Lu Zhengtao.
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Wang Huan sees his master Lu Zhengtao and is thinking about how to convince him.
This is very difficult because a military order can be made for director Li, but not for the master.
Master and he have feelings, and deep feelings.
Master Lu Zhengtao looked at Wang Huan with a very strange look, as if he was experiencing something incomprehensible.
Before Wang Huan spoke, Master Lu Zhengtao said directly, "I already know."
got it?
"Director Li told me." Lu Zhengtao said, "my resignation report has been written and will be sent to the capital next."
Taking a deep breath, Lu Zhengtao said, "Huanzi, I don't understand why you want to do this. What's more, I can't understand the relationship between crosstalk competition and improving your sprint performance, but Shifu sees how hard you exercise recently. Shifu also knows that you are mature and know what to do and what not to do, so Shifu fully cooperates with you."
Lu Zhengtao certainly didn't finish.
Because Wang Huan had fooled around before, the result was a comminuted fracture of his lower leg, and he was injured and retired, which completely ruined his sports career.
However, if the performance of the 100 meter dash is not improved by participating in the crosstalk competition this time, it has caused severe negative public opinion, then someone must be responsible for it.
The person in charge will not be Wang Huan, because he has achieved very good results and can still win glory for the country.
Then the person who will be really punished will be Lu Zhengtao. He will leave the field management center forever and even be dismissed.
He will carry the pot for the whole thing. Who made him learn crosstalk for several years?
However, Lu Zhengtao doesn't care very much. He cares about only one thing, that is, Wang Huan's achievements!
"Although Huanzi told you that Kung Fu lies outside poetry, I don't understand it very much, but I want to ask you, do you just want to play, feel the atmosphere, or win the place in the national crosstalk competition this time?" Lu Zhengtao asked.
Wang Huan said, "master, I want to win the first place, otherwise it will be meaningless."
Lu Zhengtao was stunned and looked at Wang Huan in disbelief.
First of all, he used to be with Wang Huanqing and his father and son. When training and leisure, he did say some jokes to relax.
Under the influence, Wang Huan will also say a few words, but he is completely amateur.
There are so many experts in the national crosstalk competition, and even famous experts play. If you want to win the first place, I'm afraid it's a fool's dream.
For quite a while, Lu Zhengtao said, "Huanzi, although I have practiced crosstalk for several years, I'm not very serious and have no talent, so I'm completely inferior, and I've been abandoned for decades. Now I'm not even an apprentice. To tell the truth, I think it's impossible for us to be blasted off and win the first place in less than three minutes."
This means that Lu Zhengtao is a master, as close as father and son.
Otherwise, I would have slapped you in the face and yelled at you.
And director Li also thought that Wang Huan was just going to play, relax and relieve psychological pressure.
Wang Huan said, "master, I know you think I'm joking, and it's still a big joke, but I'll prove it to you soon."
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Next, Wang Huan bought a computer and pulled an Internet cable.
He needs to check the information and make sure that those classic crosstalk works in his mind are not available in this world. If not, he will use them.
It was found that there was 50% overlap.
Some classic jokes, the two worlds are the same or similar.
Some classic crosstalk is not available in this world.
So what Wang Huan has to do is to select the best crosstalk scripts that are not available in this world, and then print them out for his master to practice.
What about himself?
Can you recite these crosstalk scripts and become a crosstalk master after injecting acoustic gene drugs?
It's not enough. It still needs practice.
In the next few days, as soon as there was thunder and lightning, Wang Huan immediately entered the eschatological tower for silent training.
Because Wang Huan found that the time flow rate in the eschatological tower is very, very slow.
Every time he left the eschatological tower, it seemed as if a long time had passed. In fact, most of the time he lay unconscious on the bathroom floor.
And training in the tower of doom is twice the result with half the effort.
Because of the precise correction of Wen star, the advanced cockpit and the completely real three-dimensional image.
The most important thing is that Wang Huan has detailed images of these crosstalk performances in his mind, so he carries out the most subtle substitution imitation training.
And Wen star can correct every subtle expression, movement, intonation, rhythm and so on.
Of course, the greatest contributor is the genetic medicine in acoustics.
After injecting the drug, Wang Huan's voice is full of appeal and penetration. This is the most difficult basic skill, which needs to be practiced for several years.
This kind of sound penetration is very rare. It requires a very high voice. It belongs to God to enjoy food.
Now, Wang Huan has this top talent directly.
In the awesome environment of the last tower, Wang Huan practiced countless times until his performance was as pure as fire.
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After a period of time, Wang Huan handed the written crosstalk manuscript to the master.
They are all the most classic and amazing crosstalk works selected by him after decades of waves.
Although Lu Zhengtao didn't do this, he still has some appreciation ability.
He was completely stunned and couldn't believe it again. He looked at Wang Huan.
"Huanzi, this... This is what you wrote?" Lu Zhengtao trembled.
Wang Huan said, "you've heard all the crosstalk. You haven't heard it. Of course, I wrote it."
Lu Zhengtao looked at Wang Huan and said, "you... What have you experienced in recent years?"
These... These crosstalk pieces are also well written!
I can't believe it's good.
Next, Lu Zhengtao and Wang Huan kept practicing.
Wang Huan has long been familiar, and Lu Zhengtao himself has basic skills. In addition, he is optimistic and doesn't have many words.
Of course, the most important thing is that the paragraph is too good, so it is especially easy to cooperate.
After practicing dozens or hundreds of times, Lu Zhengtao was full of infinite confidence.
I'm a disciple Wang Huan. Maybe I'm not kidding.
This... I'm afraid it's really possible to win the first place in the crosstalk competition.
Because these crosstalk works are really excellent.
Wang Huan also performed so well that he was completely impeccable.
Is the child enlightened? Suddenly become so excellent?
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Beijing Satellite TV is the registration point for the national crosstalk competition.
At this time, there are still three days before the registration deadline, which is also the day for many famous crosstalk actors to sign up.
Some of these people are for face and some are weighing, so they usually sign up in the last few days.
So there are many reporters on the scene. Because the program is very popular and involves many crosstalk stars, there are still gossip.
"Big news, big news, teacher Liu Jun really came to sign up."
"Mr. Liu Jun failed in business. He came back through the crosstalk competition. He was a temporary director!"
This is once a big star. It has been on the Spring Festival gala for nine consecutive years.
"Teacher Daxing is here, too. My God? He's really popular, although he hasn't been to the Spring Festival Gala in three years."
"This year's crosstalk competition is really a gathering of immortals."
However, when Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao entered the registration site, the atmosphere completely reached a climax.
Because Wang Huan is so popular recently, of course it's black and red.
The whole network is hacking him.
That posture is almost the same as Sister Lotus. A man with such a figure, he keeps saying that he wants to win the 100m champion of the Olympic Games.
What's he doing here?
Is he going to sign up, too?
The world is crazy. A retired athlete signed up for the national crosstalk competition?
You... Have you ever studied crosstalk?
You used to hype on Pearl satellite TV, but now you have to hype on Beijing Satellite TV?
The curse against you has just subsided, and you can't wait to hype it again?
You swear to be a national clown.
There is no sister lotus or Sister Feng in this world.
But in everyone's eyes, Wang Huan is equivalent to sister Furong, crazy hype and make a fool of herself.
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The next day.
Beijing Satellite TV officially announced that Wang Huan, a former retired athlete of the national team, will participate in the national crosstalk competition.
Moreover, major newspapers and websites also reported and reprinted them one after another.
Then, the entertainment programs of major satellite TV also reported one after another.
Public opinion is boiling again.
This time, Wang Huan really became a clown.
The last time you said you wanted to win the Olympic champion of the 100m Sprint, we can also say that it was your dream. Is it excusable?
But now you're in the crosstalk competition again?
A person you haven't studied crosstalk all day should come to the crosstalk competition?
It's not a fool. What's Bo's debut?
This is not crazy hype, what is it?
So Wang Huan was completely angry again, just a curse.
Countless people denounced him, and even many program hosts publicly satirized him.
"The emergence of people like Wang Huan absolutely represents the degeneration of the whole society and the decline of morality."
"Many excellent people can't be famous, but people like Wang Huan can make a fool of themselves and make a lot of noise."
"Such a social phenomenon really makes people feel very sad."
"People like Wang Huan should be completely banned! If he comes to participate in the national crosstalk competition, it means that the program is completely destroyed!"
"From the moment Wang Huan entered the competition, the signboard of the national crosstalk competition was completely smashed!"
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Note: people don't talk in secret. I want to kneel down and ask for a recommendation ticket! Gentlemen, give me some, will you? I bow to you