Chapter 46

At this time, there was silence.

Everyone is waiting for Wang Huan to speak and see what kind of performance you will bring us?

What crosstalk does it bring us?

It's still the last time I want to boast. It's also very good, but it may lack a little surprise.

Everyone is full of high expectations, but they are unwilling to admit it.

Because they feel that Wang Huan's strength can not support such expectations.

In everyone's opinion, the possibility of Wang Huan's flash in the pan is too great.

After all, he didn't really practice crosstalk, let alone create crosstalk.

Besides, what is the table in front of Wang Huan for? Other crosstalk actors don't have this table?

Wang Huan looked at the audience and said: yo? Many people come. They all say that crosstalk is cold. Why are there so many people Nirvana? "

The audience was excited at this opening.

Because Wang Huan's temperament has changed.

Cheap, but also a pure Henan accent.

Even if not very hard, but the sound is thick and full of penetration.

In short, it is very recognizable.

In fact, this sentence is not funny, but this typhoon, this cheap kind, this note, inexplicably want to laugh.

This is the most difficult part of a crosstalk actor.

This is a higher level of God's reward..

Don't listen to the passage. Just seeing you like this and listening to your tone, I want to laugh.

The key to a true comedian is to have his own tone.

Stephen Chow, Jim Carrey, Chaplin and Mr. ge you.

Guo Deyun is so, even Zhou Libo, who has a mixed reputation.

Distinctive personal characteristics, which are not possessed by many famous crosstalk artists today.

Although the audience hasn't heard the piece yet, they have been pleasantly surprised, and they look forward to the next piece even more.

Then, Wang Huan glanced at Lu Zhengtao with a very cheap look and said, "are you a crosstalk actor? What's your name? Lu

Lu Zhengtao: Lu Zhengtao.

Wang Huan: Yes, Lu Zhengtao. I'm sorry. I don't think much of the legal system in progress.

Lu Zhengtao: what does this have to do with the progress of the rule of law?

Wang Huan: I like your business very much. Good crosstalk.

Lu Zhengtao: OK, is it over

Wang Huan: I'm making fun of your profession

Lu Zhengtao: what word? What do you mean by making fun of our business

Wang Huan: because there is a gap between us

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, you don't do this

Wang Huan: I don't know?

Lu Zhengtao: where do I know?

Wang Huan: Hey, look at my military uniform.

Lu Zhengtao: is this your military uniform?

Wang Huan: I'm a militarist. You don't know.

Lu Zhengtao: I don't know.

Wang Huan: Hey, I know.

Then, Wang Huan climbed directly onto the table, still looking stupid and cheap.

So far, the story is not particularly funny, but people still can't help laughing.

Because it's so interesting.

Yes, Wang Huan's performance this time is one of Mr. Guo's most classic jokes, "dream of the western expedition".

It is also one of the most successful old jokes adapted by teacher Guo.

Then they continue to perform.

Lu Zhengtao: go down, where? I'm used to the Kang. What's the matter.

Wang Huan: militarist.

Lu Zhengtao: what's the military family doing on the table?

Wang Huan: look (monkey salute)

Lu Zhengtao: Yes.

Wang Huan: salute.

Lu Zhengtao: This is a salute. What do you think if I throw a piece of bread?

Wang Huan: I didn't bring my gun today. If I had a machine gun, I would have surprised you.

Lu Zhengtao: you have to have that thing, too.

Wang Huan: Six grenades for one yuan. I'll throw you one hundred yuan first.

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To be honest, at the beginning of the dream of the western expedition, it did not enter the rhythm as fast as I want to boast, nor did it satirize social phenomena, nor did it have a sense of rapid rhythm.

But it has a magic that wants people to listen.

Because it is a very absurd story, full of suspense.

There is even a sense of magic.

Wang Huan then performed and said it for several minutes before the crosstalk entered the play.

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Wang Huan: now world peace, we don't need Laohe army. Let's disband first. Find something to do first, and come to you when the world needs you. They're all scattered.

Lu Zhengtao: let's go

Wang Huan: then something happened. There is a building in the United States. It was destroyed by a plane.

Lu Zhengtao: you use the word uncivilized, world trade center.

Wang Huan: I'm worried. President Bush is worried. I'm so anxious. I'll eat 30 kilograms of gunpowder one day.

Lu Zhengtao: No.

Wang Huan: find it. Find a military genius. Lead the troops to war and eliminate these terrorists.

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, look.

Wang Huan: there is peace all over the world. It's hard to find.

Lu Zhengtao: there are few talents.

Wang Huan: finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui

Lu Zhengtao: what's the name.

Wang Huan: tell the president that there is a Wang Huan in Beijing, China.

Lu Zhengtao: I found you.

Wang Huan: I'm great. I'm a military genius. I can write a pen to secure the world. I can go up to the horse to determine heaven and earth, go up to the Kang to know women, and go down to the Kang to know shoes.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, that's all you can do!

Wang Huan: find it. It's hard to find me.

Lu Zhengtao: what?

Wang Huan: I don't have a phone. I just have one. The pager has stopped.

Lu Zhengtao: what communication tools.

Wang Huan: it's so hard to find. They were stunned to find me.

Lu Zhengtao: work hard.

Wang Huan: I was on the phone with the street that day. Someone patted me in the back: (female voice) are you Mr. Wang Huan?

Lu Zhengtao: Oh?

Wang Huan: live, a woman, it's beautiful, foreigner, blonde

Lu Zhengtao: beautiful

Wang Huan: I said you'd wait. Hello? I didn't get through. How much is it? Oh, no money if you don't get through.

Lu Zhengtao: public telephone?

Wang Huan: ah. I said I was Wang Huan. What's the matter with you? (eyes closed) (female voice) Hello, Mr. Wang Huan.

Lu Zhengtao: Well, shouldn't you be blonde?

Wang Huan: nonsense, aren't you blonde with your eyes closed.

Lu Zhengtao: close your eyes, blind man. What is she beautiful.

Wang Huan: it looks good. President Bush asked me to talk to you about the war. Oh, about the war, come and sit, (blowing the earth) sit.

Lu Zhengtao: I sat down on the side of the road

Wang Huan: what do you mean? How much are you going to spend. (female voice) I'm going to give you ten million dollars to go to war. I said it was done. Get up.

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At this point, the taste really comes out completely.

A completely different crosstalk has been unveiled.

That kind of absurd magic feeling, that kind of strange suspense feeling, that kind of ruffian and cheap land feeling that makes people laugh.

It's an experience that crosstalk has never had before.

And the next paragraph, more and more funny, more and more bizarre, more and more magical.

The audience applauded at the beginning, but when they heard the wonderful, they completely forgot to applaud.

That's totally crazy, isn't it?

Even clapping is entirely instinctive.

The United States government was looking for a woodlouse to catch terrorists and helicopters flying across the Pacific to the United States.

The story is too bullshit, too funny.

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Wang Huan: the helicopter has been operated for more than half a year and has added more than 70000 fuel return

Lu Zhengtao: small oil tank

Wang Huan: finally to the United States. Looking down from the plane, that's right -

Lu Zhengtao: what?

Wang Huan: the bottom banner says: warmly welcome Master Wang Huan.

Lu Zhengtao: Master Wang Huan?

Wang Huan: Americans don't know this. The plane descended slowly and ran around the runway, buzzing

Lu Zhengtao: why not land?

Wang Huan: the brake is broken

Lu Zhengtao: OK. Run, then

Wang Huan: it's no good. If you can't stop, open the door and let's put our legs outside

Lu Zhengtao: is this the brake?

Wang Huan: the driver was so obedient that he opened the door and put his legs outside. I calculated on him, but I didn't put my leg out. Finally stopped. He was grinding to the bottom of his thigh

Lu Zhengtao: This is true.

Wang Huan: Thank you. You're an industrial injury. I'm leaving. Just jump slowly.

Lu Zhengtao: you have to jump.

Wang Huan: when the plane got off, the White House staff came. Wearing a uniform, a cap and a leather bag.

Lu Zhengtao: This is from the White House.

Wang Huan: are you Mr. Wang Huan? I said: it's me. I can't embarrass the Chinese. Ah, pick me up

Lu Zhengtao: Here you are.

Wang Huan: you've been waiting for a long time. Let's go. The president is worried. I said: OK, where's my car—— Let's take a taxi.

Lu Zhengtao: American taxi?

Wang Huan: Yes, there's a car here -- no, you can't take this $1.6.

Lu Zhengtao: it's also 1.6 yuan for rent in the United States.

Wang Huan: it's easy for the president to calculate. There's no reimbursement. Hey, here comes the $1.2.

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Everyone was absorbed and intoxicated.

Wang Huan's dream of the western expedition soon came to an end.

Wang Huan: eat, happy -- the president said (Henan accent) Mr. Wang Huan, don't be busy eating first. You should deal with the war? I said: I should. (Henan accent) the appointment order is ready for you. I looked, oh, the order of appointment, No. 39 and a half, no, this can't, I wear 41.

Lu Zhengtao: where are the shoes

Wang Huan: I'm talking. Listen to the ground... Suddenly... The enemy's attack.

Lu Zhengtao: Here we are?

Wang Huan: the terrorists are coming. It's really bullying. They all dare to come here. It's too brazen. Don't you say they don't cough... Cough

Lu Zhengtao: what is the physique of this military man?

Wang Huan: don't you take military experts seriously? I'll go, push away my lobster plate and walk upstairs. The smoke of gunpowder is everywhere in the distance. It's no good. I didn't bring anything. What if I hurt me. When I looked back, there was a helmet on the ground. German helmets, red flowers on the small white along the big edge of the hat, take it up and buckle it on your head. Ah, this bullet hit, Dangdang, Dangdang, I'm happy, kill, rush, Gary.

Lu Zhengtao: what text

Wang Huan: I'm just happy. My daughter-in-law gets up and gives me a mouth. She can't sleep when she's full. What's the beauty of holding a spittoon.

Lu Zhengtao: dream!

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So far, Wang Huan's dream of the western expedition officially ended.

Full of magic, ruffian and sense of smell, together with the local flavor, the new comic dialogue with five flavours is just served on the dining table.

Next, the fate was handed over to the audience.

Do you accept it or not? Like it or not?

Can perform miracles in another world?

Can you completely subvert the audience's senses?

The host said: "next is the voting link. The five judges have 50 votes and 400 viewers have one vote each. The sum of the votes of both sides is the final result."

The host asked, "first, please ask the five judges to vote on the performances of Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao."

Wang Huan looked at the five judges, and all the audience also looked at the five judges.

The five judges looked at each other and exchanged their inner shock and amazement.

Wang Huan's crosstalk is really good, amazing and unexpected.

They are experts. They know that Wang Huan's performance can really change the life of crosstalk.

They really never thought about this performance.

Before that, they just regarded Wang Huan as a fried author, which couldn't make a big deal.

But now it seems that this man's lethality is too great.

Look at the audience. What is it like to be conquered? It's over. It's still aftertaste now.

With that infatuated expression, the five judges felt great danger.

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