Chapter 161

I can't say that my cell phone was thrown away. After all, it was my choice.

Moreover, I already know that although he looks sloppy and dirty on the surface, he is actually a master. So even if his smell is bad, I plan to endure it for a month and learn from him for a month. I dare not say that he has achu's ability, but I have met at least a few people and can do it all.

Later, I asked him whether he needed to pay homage to his teacher or not. Maybe he saw too many martial arts movies. When his apprentices learned their skills, they always had to pay homage to their teacher, but he waved his hand and said he didn't plan to accept me as an apprentice.

When he said that, I immediately became anxious. He said Master Yi, you promised my cousin. Why did you want to go back on your promise? When he saw me like this, he cracked his mouth and laughed, saying that you can order something, but you don't need to worship Master Yi or call him Master Yi. Just call his name Yi Shi. After that, he explained that it's not the teacher's teacher, but the wet one.

I was stunned immediately. This name is absolutely the same as my cousin's Yan she. If he is a woman, Yi Shi's name is even more imaginative. It's a pity that he is a man, or such a dirty man.

The big black dog tied at the gate of the yard is very fierce. When I come in, I try to come up and jump at me. I squat down to pick up stones, and it is not afraid. It bites me hard. Otherwise, as long as the general dog squats down, it will be afraid. I like to tease the dog when I was a child.

But I didn't expect that the dog who was easy to keep wet was so bold. I was afraid of its sharp teeth, so I didn't dare to go up, evaded its range of activities and got into the yard.

The room is as dirty as the one on Yi Shi's body, and there is no TV in it. I look up at the roof, and there is not even a light bulb, which makes my eggs ache. I think it's really original.

There are bedrooms on both sides of the main hall. Yi Shi lives on the left side of the entrance door. He points to the room on the right and lets me live in it. I feel relieved and think. Fortunately, I am allowed to live in a room by myself. If I live with him, I have to be stun by him. The room on the right may be uninhabited for a long time. The humidity is a little high and there is a musty smell in the air. But I can bear this musty smell, What we can't bear is the smell of Yi's body. But as long as we close the door, the smell of Yi's body will not come in.

When I was sorting out the clothes I had brought, Yi Shi opened the door and asked me to get him lunch. Since I had to learn from him, I could not avoid helping him cook. Besides, I was afraid that he would not be able to eat when he cooked.

But when I went to the kitchen, I was stunned. There was nothing. There was not even a grain of rice in the rice bowl. How could I cook? I told him that it's hard for a skillful woman to make a meal without rice. How can I do nothing? Yi Shi took a look at me and said: today I'll teach you how to make a meal without rice.

Later, he took me out of the door. Dahei, who was tied to the door, wagged his tail when he saw him, and screamed when he saw me. On the way, Yi Shi told me that there was a pretty widow at the head of the village, surnamed Liu. Widow Liu had chickens in her house. Today, we will steal a chicken and kill it.

I can't help but roll my eyes and ask, is this your cooking without rice? Yi Shi said otherwise, do you really want me to make rice? You think I'm a fairy?

Widow Liu's house is a green brick and tile house. There is a lot of chicken in it. It's easy to get wet, which makes me wink. Let me catch the fattest old hen. I'm still a little resistant to this kind of sneaking. I say it's not good to steal someone's hard-working chicken?

When I say that, Yi Shi teaches me that there is nothing to eat at home. You can see that if you don't steal chicken, what will we eat at night?

Finish saying, he kicked me a foot, impatiently said to go quickly, speed up.

I was a little speechless. I was afraid that he would kick me again, so I quickly got into the chicken pen surrounded by the fence. The old hen ran very fast, and I caught some chicken feathers. When I ran out, I saw Yi Shi on tiptoe on the wall, looking down from the cracks in the bricks, and I didn't know what to look at.

I was very curious. I went to have a look.

My eyes became straight immediately. In the room, a woman in her thirties with a good figure was taking a bath. I couldn't see such a beautiful and exciting scene before, and my mouth became dry.

Yi Shi felt that my head was covering his sight, so he pushed me aside. I was very excited when he pushed me away. He also reached out to push him. Later, we pushed each other. Maybe there was a lot of noise. She was found by the woman who was taking a bath inside. She quickly wrapped up her clothes and came out. When I saw her taking a bath, I followed Yi Shi and picked up the stone from the ground He threw his head at us, and at the same time, he also scolded: the dead slovenly came to peep at my mother's bath, and brought a little slovenly. When I saw the old hen in my hand, she scolded me even more: dare to steal my mother's old hen, little slovenly, you stop, don't run

Easy wet that fellow, frighten mother ah to cry, slip very fast, all of a sudden no shadow.

After that, widow Liu chased me all the time. What depressed me was that widow Liu ran so fast. I tried my best and couldn't get rid of her. Finally, I couldn't run any more. I was very tired.

Widow Liu is also breathing heavily. She is also very tired. As she walks to me, she scolds me: "little slovenly, you have the guts to run again. If you run again, I can catch you.I asked her what you really want. She said that you stole my mother's hen and my mother cut your chicken. When I heard her, I was so scared that I shivered and tried to give her back the hen. But later, I wanted to give her back the chicken. If I didn't eat, I would give it to widow Liu. Otherwise, could you give me this old hen and I give you money?

Widow Liu stopped, looked at me and asked: how much do you give me?

I had a few hundred yuan left in my pocket, so I took out a piece of one hundred yuan. The old hen was very fat, and the market price should be more than one hundred yuan. When widow Liu saw the one hundred yuan in my hand, her eyes lit up, and she snatched it from me. Then she quickly put it into her clothes and said: OK, or the little slovenly is refreshing enough, this chicken will be sold to you. You can peek at my bath I don't care. It's a bargain for you!

When I went back, Yi Shi was sitting at the door leisurely. When I saw his leisurely appearance, I was angry. I swore that he was still an expert. When something happened, he was faster than a dog. His mother wanted me to clean up the mess.

But if I want to learn from him, I will bear it.

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