When Xia Qing finished these two stinky and loud farts in succession, Gao SHIMENG was stuffing vegetables into her mouth. She must have chewed twice and smelled the stink, so she vomited up and vomited the vegetables.
Gao SHIMENG makes Xia Qing look even worse.
I thought that if there was a crack in the ground, he would like to get in at once.
In this situation, farting is a very embarrassing thing, not to mention Xia Qing's continuous farting, and it stinks. I thought in my heart that Gao SHIMENG's medicine is good. It's just a good medicine for tricking people. If you want to trick people in the future, just pour some medicine into other people's wine. Then I will become an expert in tricking people!
That's what I thought. Another poof.
Xia Qing stood up and said he was sorry. He went to the bathroom, and then quickly walked towards the bathroom. He didn't know whether to fart or to poop. As Xia Qing was doing this, everyone had no appetite for the meal.
Although pan Ning and Xia Qing have met each other, this is their first real contact in that aspect. Therefore, Xia Qing is so embarrassed. I think it's hard to leave a good impression on Pan Ning. For example, if you introduce a beautiful woman to me, but that beautiful woman keeps on meeting for the first time Fart, my heart will certainly have a shadow.
After waiting for Xia Qing to leave for a while, Wang Qiushi opened his nose and looked at us and said, "that uncle just farted so smelly."
Pan Ning stares at Wang Qiushi.
As for Gao SHIMENG, he took a sneak look at me, and then under the table, Bai Nen's calf touched me.
She is like this, let me in the mind can't help but think, just of vomit, is she intentionally act out, also is, originally she all knew that kind of medicine effect, so after Xia Qing had the reaction, where can have the mind to eat, certainly all pay attention to Xia Qing's reaction!
At this moment, I wish I could kiss Gao SHIMENG.
This woman's acting is too fierce. Her vomit just now is just like the real thing, which makes Xia Qing lose her face. It's hard for him to look up in front of Pan Ning's mother and son under such circumstances!
However, in front of Pan Ning's mother and son, Gao SHIMENG and I were naturally chatting. We didn't dare to say that we came here on purpose. So after chatting for more than ten minutes, Xia Qing came out of the bathroom. It was more comfortable. So he sat down after he came and gave us a sorry smile and said, "sorry, I've eaten a bad stomach!"
"A bad stomach?"
I hear Xia Qing say so, also ask a way: "how summer childe intestines and stomach is bad?"
"Nothing. I had some ice yesterday!" Xia Qing waved his hand and said, I have to say, his heart is still very strong, so more than ten minutes to restore the look, if I stand in his position, I must be embarrassed, I don't know how to face panning mother and son!
After eating more salt for several years, it's always different.
"Mr. Xia, you can't be careless if you have a bad stomach. You'd better go to the hospital when you have time..." I looked at Xia Qing with concern and said, "it's said that bad stomach will cause bad breath."
When I said that, Xia Qing said with a smile: "thank you brother Zhang Cheng for your concern. I'm not in the way!"
However, Xia Qing's smile is full of hatred for me. Others may not feel it, but I feel it very clearly.
Xia Qing's fart makes everyone lose their appetite. At this time, pan Ning receives a phone call. After hanging up, she stands up and says Qiushi is going to practice piano. Pan Ning says so, and everyone is ready to break up. I believe that if we don't come, pan Ning and Xia Qing may get along well. However, Gao SHIMENG and I have ruined their chance to get along.
When going downstairs, Xia Qing took the initiative to pay the bill!
Pan Ning's mother and son had a special car to pick them up, so after they left the club, a car picked them up.
After pan Ning's mother and son left, Xia Qing didn't look very well at me. After looking at me coldly, she turned around and left. What I didn't know was that after getting on the bus, Xia Qing covered her stomach and recalled what she had eaten last night, that is, she drank a few cups of juice at night, ate some supper, and her stomach broke?
After Xia Qing left.
Gao SHIMENG also got into my car.
"How's it going? I did a good job today, didn't I? " After getting on the bus, Gao SHIMENG said to me with a smile on his face.
"You're good at acting!" I started the car again and said: you can change your career to be an actor, singing, acting and comprehensive development. Now many stars are not like this!
"I don't like acting very much!" Gao SHIMENG shook his head and said, "besides, when acting, it's hard to avoid cuddling with other actors. At that time, aren't you jealous?"
"I'm jealous?"
I muttered in my heart, thinking that I'm not your husband. It's not my turn to be jealous!
"By the way, where can you find the medicine that can fart after taking it? If you can find it, give me some more." When I was about to get to Gao SHIMENG's house, I said to her that it would be very useful to prepare more for this kind of thing. At least, if you want to see who's not good enough, you can take good care of each other, and it won't cause any physical harm to each other."Well, I'll give it to you. What if you give me the medicine?" Gao SHIMENG snorted.
I can't laugh or cry: "you didn't provoke me, why do I give you medicine? I'm still worried, when did you provoke me, give me medicine!"
"Give you the medicine?"
After listening to me, Gao SHIMENG couldn't help but look at me: "Zhang Cheng, you should be careful. We women have the smallest mind. Once we are provoked, we will bear a grudge in our life, and we will certainly get revenge. So you'd better not provoke me, otherwise, I'll get revenge and poison you with all kinds of drugs!"
"Sure enough, it's the most poisonous woman I laughed and scolded, but I thought Gao SHIMENG was joking, and I didn't care.
However, what I didn't expect was that Gao SHIMENG was not joking.
She really belongs to the kind of woman who will hate me for a lifetime if she provokes me, and she has given me a lot of medicine in her later life!
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