Son in law?
Hearing my aunt's words, I couldn't help looking behind me and making sure there was no one behind me. Then I pointed my finger to my nose and said to my aunt, "aunt, what are you talking about? I'm your nephew. "
I thought my aunt's name was wrong, so I didn't think much about it.
Aunt also want to say to me, cousin to Aunt not angry said: "Tang Jinxiu, what nerve do you have in the morning?"
Looking at her cousin's appearance, her aunt could not help but be stunned. Then the smile on her face stretched out again. She thought her daughter was embarrassed.
My aunt never thought that her "perfect" plan would fail. My aunt thought that my cousin and I had cooked raw rice into porridge last night.
"Zhang Cheng, go upstairs first. Your sister and I will go up immediately. I have something to say to your cousin now." My aunt said to me with a smile.
I let out a cry, and then walked out of the room, but I was puzzled.
When did my aunt treat me so politely? If I was allowed to go upstairs by my aunt in an imperative tone, how could she explain so much to me?
But I didn't think much about it. I closed the living room door when I went out.
When I went out, my aunt trotted to the sofa beside my cousin and sat down. Looking at my cousin who was still wearing yoga clothes, my aunt looked at my cousin and said, "girl, last night was your first time. Why did you get up and do this in the morning? I'm not afraid of any harm to your body? "
How can cousin not understand what aunt means? Stare aunt one eye to say: "Tang Jinxiu, what do you say?"? Your plan just failed, all right? "
Failed?
Hearing her cousin's words, the expression on her aunt's face changed.
"How did you fail? You didn't sleep together last night? "
My aunt stood up and looked around the room. As her daughter said, the two bedroom doors were open, which means that my cousin and I slept separately last night.
"Yes." Cousin naturally nodded.
"This rubbish!" Aunt angrily scolded, and put the responsibility of this matter on my head.
My cousin rolled her eyes and said to her aunt, "it's not my cousin's problem this time."
"It's not his problem, is it yours?"
My aunt glared at my cousin and asked, "honey, how did you prepare last night? Why can't you grasp such a good opportunity? "
The cousin tilted her head to think about it and said to her aunt, "if you make me look sexy, I'll put on my cousin's favorite stewardess dress. You asked me to put on lipstick and I put on it."
"And then? Can this boy bear it? " Aunt asked again, looking forward to the next plot.
"Then my cousin would touch my leg, then kiss me, and finally He ran to bed Cousin shrugged fragrant shoulder, quite helpless say.
"Run to bed? How can he run to sleep? What a waste! Pooh! Nothing is better than rubbish My aunt was so angry that she yelled at me. She wanted to go upstairs and beat me up.
As if thinking of something in general, my aunt turned her head and looked at her cousin and asked again, "girl, you've applied the lipstick I gave you, haven't you?"
Looking at my cousin nodding, my aunt asked, "and then did you kiss?"
My cousin nodded again.
"That's strange. In this case, even if Liu Xiahui came, I can't help it? Why did that boy run to sleep by himself? " Said the aunt, frowning.
My cousin glared at my aunt and said to her, "what's so strange about this? It's clear that there's something wrong with the lipstick you gave me. I've tried it, but I'm not affected by the effect of aphrodisiac."
"No?" Aunt turned her head and asked, looking at her cousin in disbelief.
"No, you don't believe it. Try it yourself?" My cousin took out a used lipstick from her pocket and handed it to my aunt.
Aunt picked up the lipstick, opened it, looked at her cousin and asked, "is this the lipstick I gave you?"
Cousin face as usual, like a chicken pecking rice nodded and said: "this can also have false? You don't buy any fake products, do you? "
"No way."
My aunt shook her head and said, "I personally applied the aphrodisiac on it. I tried it on the cat. It's very strong."
"Isn't that medicine only for cats?" Asked the cousin, looking at her aunt.
"How can it be? Cats are useful, but people are useless? Am I painting too little? " My aunt said to herself.
"No, I'll paint another one."
With that, my aunt was going out with the lipstick.
Cousin quickly came forward to hold her aunt's wrist, glared at her aunt and said: "Tang Jinxiu, how did you promise me the night before? It's said that you will not be involved in this failure. Now you should stay where you want to cool off. "My aunt obviously didn't want to give up like this. Looking at her cousin, she said, "honey, this is a mistake. This is not a good time."
"Why not? You promised me anyway. You can't keep your word. " Said the cousin.
Aunt disheartened sat on the sofa, but the heart gas but so failed, the hands of lipstick heavily patted on the tea table, break big curse: "this waste!"
Cousin laughed a voice, holding chest funny looking at aunt said: "Tang Jinxiu, this is clearly your reason, OK? What are you calling my cousin for? "
"If it wasn't for trash, even if there was no lipstick, would it be something a man should do?" My aunt said angrily.
"You're right, but now my cousin's pressure is so great, plus a mother-in-law and an aunt who was afraid of growing up sleeping upstairs, what can my cousin do to me. So at the end of the day, you came and scared your cousin. " Cousin smilingly looking at aunt said.
Hearing her cousin's words, my aunt thinks it's reasonable, but it doesn't mean she won't be angry.
"No, I have to go to clean up this boy and let my anger out." Aunt murderous said.
My cousin began to laugh and said to her aunt, "well, the anger that helped me also came down. You can clean him up twice."
My aunt got up and walked towards the door. When she closed the door, she banged the hall door. At this time, the anger in my aunt's heart can be seen. As like as two peas were waiting to see her aunt go out, the smile on her cousin's face gradually disappeared, and a lipstick that was exactly the same as the one on the coffee table was found out of her pocket.
My cousin looked at the lipstick and laughed. Then she threw the lipstick in the dustbin and said to herself, "how can we force this kind of thing? Let it be. "
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