373 Vol 5 : Ch 373 - A Gay Cousin

Name:My First and Last Man Author:Jtw10
Ken : By the way Auntie Rei and Uncle El, did you already meet our cousins Jang Rick and Jang Rai?

Both : Not yet

Ken : Eh, how did it happened then?

Rei : It's because during that time these three cousins of yours Rai, Raq and Rick parents are running away from your Great Grand Father clutches.

Ken : Oh, I see.

Ren : Mom, Mom.

Mei : Yes My Boy Ren?

Ren : That cousin of us is gay right?

Mei : Yes and what's wrong of being a gay then?

Ren : Nothing.

Mei : (Suddenly she remembered something) ah that's right I almost forgot this one but I think Sis, Lyn, Ellyn and Lynel all of you need to be careful and be wary of Jang Rick.

All : Huh? (The four of them didn't get of what she means)

Mei : You will know it later and Bro Tae protect your wife from Jang Rick same with you Bro El.

Lyn : What do you mean by that Mei? Is it the opposite one that I and Sis Rei will protect our husband from him then?

Mei : Ha, ha, ha you will know it later and his only .....(Paused and heard the door bell) ha, ha, ha speaking of the devil they arrived.

All : (Except En) what's did she mean by that?

En : My nephew and your cousin Jang Rick, Ken and Ren is a weird person that's all.

All : Huh? (Then all of them just heard a gayish voice)

"Ding, dong, ding, dong"

Gay : Aiyah, aiyah Good Evening Mei and you are still beautiful as ever the first time I meet you huh.

Mei : Of course and I'm always be. Ahh, right come in (then all of them get inside) alright you may take a seat Rick, Raq, Yuka and Mr. Sono but then where's Rai?

All : Thanks

Raq : Well you know how my Sister well Mei if she's weird then this Rick here is more weird compared to her and I don't know why these two siblings of mine become like this when I'm normal compared to the two of them.

Rick : You're also weird, remember?

Raq : ...........

Mei : Alright Rick forgot about Rai for now so then I will properly and formally introduce you to my family members here.

Rick : (Still not notice them) okay

Mei : Why are you so gloomy huh?

Rick : You already know why Mei (then glared to his Uncle En)

Rick : I.......

Mei : Alright stop with that My En and Rick since both of you are not kids anymore. So then Rick this is my family members.

Rick : (Stand up then bow his head) hello I'm Jang Rick, the youngest nephew of Mei and Uncle En.

En : You didn't need to bow your head since you are here in C Country and not in T Country.

Rick : Shut up Uncle En and I can't help it because I'm a full Tanes.

En : Yeah a full Tanes but didn't even living and staying in T Country even one hour.

Rick : Of course and who can live freely in that place when there's a live monster living in the house huh?

Mei : Stop it the two of you and your Great Grandfather already change a little bit Rick.

Rick : Yeah Auntie Mei but he will be always a live monster in my eyes and I don't need to be careless enough.

Raq : Geez Rick, Mom and Dad already staying back in T Country you know.

Rick : I know but I cannot wear a dress anymore if I'm staying back in T Country.

Raq : Then just wear a dress.

Rick : So that Live Monster will kill me without blinking an eye?

Mei : (looking to her family members and then to the two siblings) alright stop with that Raq and Rick.

Both : Okay Mei

Mei : Good so now Rick this is my Sister Rei.

Rick : Hello nice to meet you Sister Rei and ... (stop himself and start squealing when he realized how beautiful she is) ohh, wow how pretty you are.

Rei : ...........

Rick : (Stand right away then hold Rei hands) may I have the honor to become your partner in life and bear children for me?

Rei : I'm already married and mother of a pair of twins here. This is my husband Tae and my twins (the two carried by Tae).

Rick : What, you already married?

Rei : Yes

Rick : Mei you are a traitor. You have a beautiful sister and you never introduce her to me.

Mei : Well duh sorry for that and it's not my fault because you didn't attend my wedding. If you did then you meet my Sister when she was still available that time.

Rick : Then why you didn't give me her pictures and ....... (Again he stops himself and starts squealing when he notices another beautiful lady) how about you, may I have... (Someone cutting his off)

El : She's already married with me and she's Mei sister in law.

Rick : MEI

Mei : Ohh, it's not my fault and again it's not my fault because you didn't attend my wedding. If you did then you meet my Sister in Law when she was still available because she got married one year after I got married but well my Brother and Sister in Law already dating before I meet your Uncle.

Rick : ...….....

Ellyn : (Cannot tolerate it anymore and ask bluntly) neh, neh, you are wearing a dress but you like my Auntie and Mom, is it weird?

Rick : (feel that someone holding his dress and answer her question but got stop himself) it's because I'm a ....wait young lady how old are you?

Ellyn : 5 years old, why?

Rick : So it's 21 years gap and age doesn't matter. So young lady when you turn 16, are you willing to become my partner then?

Ellyn : I already have Yu.

Rick : What? Y----you are now married at such a young age?

Ellyn : 'Is he an idiot?' No I'm not but I will be someday but I'm not available. If you want then you can have my sister. (Grabbing Lynel and put in front of her who's now shivering)

Lynel : (Said it bluntly) no Sis and why are you giving me, are you really my sister? (pointing the man) what's wrong with him? Is he really a guy and why his wearing a dress?

Rick : Woah, you're so blunt young lady but are you perhaps her twin sister?

Lynel : Are you a gay?

Rick : That's what they call me but I'm not a gay because I'm a man who loves to wear dress and anything as long as it's a beautiful clothes.

Lynel : Weird

Rick : Yup, yup so then are you her twin sister?

Lynel : Yes but I don't like you.

Rick : Hai, hai, so then what are you going to do in the future Young Lady?

Lynel : Singer, why? 'I feel something fishy here just now'

Rick : Oh, then who's your Manager going to be?

Mei : Ah, that's right Rick. Lynel will be going to debut a week after I give birth and then I'm currently looking to be her Manager because I and En will take the position next year around June.

Rick : Oh, good timing and let me be this Young Lady Manager Mei.

Mei : Eh but you are busy you know.

Rick : Yup but for this Young Lady I'm always free and of course I'm based in C Country since I grow up here.

Mei : Okay

Lynel : No Auntie, find anyone and not this weird man who's wearing a dress.

Mei : ..........

Rick : Why Young Lady, are you afraid that you will fall in love with me then?

Lynel : I'm not afraid because I will never like you.

Rick : Oh so then let me be your Manager if you are not afraid.

Lynel : Deal but in two conditions.

Rick : What is it?

Lynel : Which you prefer wearing a girls clothes or guys clothes?

Rick : Of course girls clothes.

Lynel : Then that's my first condition and you will only wearing girls clothes if you become my Manager.

Rick : Oh, easy then what's the second condition of you Young Lady?

Lynel : You will never exposed that you're a weird man.

Rick : Okay but I only agreed of that condition of yours if you will agree to mine then.

Lynel : Okay and what is it?

Rick : Starting the day you got debut then you are going to wear girls clothes.

Lynel : Of course I'm wearing if have appearances but if I'm not then I'm free to wear anything.

Rick : No you always wearing girls clothes wherever and whenever you are.

Lynel : No I don't agree with that.

Rick : Now, now Young Lady, is it quite unfair if you are not going to agree with my conditions, right? Of course you are such beautiful one and it's a waste if you are not going to wear girls clothes.

Lynel : Oh then I only agree if it's not dresses and skirts.

Rick : So you don't like wearing dresses and skirts? (Lynel nodded) okay no problem since I'm a Fashion Designer here.

Lynel : That's all?

Rick : Well you give me two conditions, so I also have 2.

Lynel : So what's the last one?

Rick : Become my partner when you turn 18 since it's the right age here in C Country.

Lynel : I will consider that one and will only be effective if I like you.

Rick : Oh no problem because you might fall in love with me since I will be your Manager after all.

Lynel : I will never be weird Man.

Rick : Alright let's make that agreement.

Mei : Here

Rick : Whoa, you already writing it Mei?

Mei : Of course and what do you think of me, huh?

Rick : ...........