Chapter 75

Nanmao reached out and picked up his skirt, and a book fell down.

The black tiger forward appeared in time, carried the heavy book with his thin back, and then the whole cat was pressed on the ground.

Nanmao picked up the book and turned it up.

Tang an looked at the black tiger forward sympathetically. After all, everyone is a colleague. Fortunately, he is a general and doesn't have to undertake so much work for the forward.

"Through these books, I can know more about the human race, so that I can formulate targeted strategies in future wars," Nanmao said with the book in his hand.

It turned out to be Mo Yan's work "breast and buttocks". This is also a Book Tang an has read. For young people who have not really entered the society and have not understood too much suffering and middle-aged people who have nothing to do in their spare time, this book has a strong impact.

"This book is mine." Tang an remembered.

"I requisitioned it," said Nanmao naturally.

Tang an was speechless.

"The hero in this book is a breast patient, so are you." Nanmao said.

Tang an couldn't bear it. This statement was too ugly. Tang an shook his head. "No, I'm not... When Mo Yan wrote this book, the mainstream of society didn't pursue the size of women's breasts too much... Now everyone likes girls with plump breasts. It's the mainstream sexy standard, not a deformed orientation."

"In short, because Sammon's deformed chest combined with your deformed orientation, it's a very good match," Nanmao said with a sneer.

"No, no... out of male instinct, it is really tempting for a girl of Sang Mengmeng's stature, but since you study human beings, you should know that some human beings do not follow instinct. They can use reason to control instinct, and for them, there is an emotion called emotion or emotion, which is the most important reason for them to lead themselves to find a spouse The reason. "Tang an pointed to himself and said confidently," I am the latter kind of human, so you don't have to worry about me betraying you for sang Mengmeng's chest. "

When Tang an said this, Nanmao was a little relieved and nodded, "I don't distrust you, but remind you that sang Mengmeng's chest is a conspiracy."

Tang an's mouth is open. Is there such a beautiful plot? Tang an saw it with his own eyes. It was the most attractive female symbol he could imagine as a virgin.

"Over such a large chest, there is the possibility of conspiracy. A woman's chest is a weapon for conspiracy."

Nanmao stretched out his hands and scratched in the air, indicating the size of his chest, then looked down at his own, so he narrowed the area of his palm.

"What does this have to do with conspiracy?" Tang an couldn't understand.

"In short, for women with breasts larger than this size, it's good for you to keep a distance from them." Nanmao said impatiently, "especially sang Mengmeng, she's trying to seduce you with her breasts. You can't see such a simple plot?"

What else does Tang an want to say, but after looking at Nanmao's look, forget it. It's the best way to deal with this little girl who doesn't like reasoning and makes a decision only by her own imagination.

According to the requirements of Nanmao, isn't it that except her, girls who can get close to themselves must have a washboard figure below the B cup?

This is really an unspeakable pain. For men, they can't enjoy the tenderness and firmness above the c cup all their life. What kind of regret is it? It's like coming to heaven and finding that there are only men in heaven, and they are still straight men.

Maybe it was because of the restrictions put forward by Nanmao that Tang an and sang Mengmeng couldn't help paying attention to Sang Mengmeng's chest when they went to school together.

It's really beautiful and attractive, especially for boys who can only imagine but don't know their true feelings.

Just think about it. Tang an soon adjusted her mind, talked to Sang Mengmeng and walked slowly to school.

"By the way, our next door neighbor is a psychopath," Tang an said to Sang Mengmeng.

"What's the matter?" Sang Mengmeng remembered that when he taught the cat called black tiger forward that day, a glass marble shot at him.

"She said I abused the cat. I met him this morning and had to spend 100000 yuan to buy the black tiger forward." Tang an thought and shook her head. What's wrong with 100000 yuan to save a cat? It's OK to satisfy your certain emotions, but don't carry out things such as great truth and love.

"Some cats are really expensive, especially the rare breeds with blood lineage. But the one of Nanmao... It should have been a wild cat running around before?" Sang Mengmeng sniffed. She didn't like cats. Cats are all neuropathy.

"It's very annoying. I wish she could move when I meet such a neighbor." Tang an just complained.

"When it comes to abusing cats, it's me... I like abusing cats," Sang Mengmeng said without mind. "Next time she asks for trouble, I'll settle it."

With that, sang Mengmeng's fingers pulled away his hair, shook his head, and his chest fluctuated, full of domineering.

"There's no need to go to her and see what she's going to do next time." Tang an just reminds sang Mengmeng that she has such a neighbor. She doesn't want sang Mengmeng to settle the Lin Yuling. After all, the house is her own. Sang Mengmeng is a resident, and if such a neighbor may affect sang Mengmeng, Tang an will naturally feel a little sorry.

"Listen to you." Sang Mengmeng smiled, ran to Tang an and shook his head with two fingers. "I'm a puppy. I'll bite whoever the master asks me to bite! Woof, woof! Woof, woof!"

Tang an was amused by her, and it's coming to school. Pay attention to the image! A girl like sang Mengmeng always has a lot of hidden eyes.

Today, sang Mengmeng is wearing a peach red semi transparent cotton linen Chinese style cardigan on her upper body and a pair of denim shorts on her lower body, showing her white legs. A pair of canvas shoes are full of vitality.

Tang an was also wearing cowboy shorts and canvas shoes, which looked like some lovers' clothes. So the two went to the school gate and met Bai Yunxuan. Bai Yunxuan didn't look so good.

Because Bai Yunxuan's dress is still mature, with black pleated skirt, long sleeves with white flowers on the sky blue background, collar and cuffs and beautiful tired edges, the whole person's temperament and makeup are cold and gorgeous, which is completely different from Tang ansang's cute dress.

"Good morning, sister Bai!" Sang Mengmeng said with a smile. Before Bai Yunxuan could say anything, she waved her hand and walked away.

Bai Yunxuan doesn't care about letting Bai Yunxuan and Tang an walk together. Bai Yunxuan can't help stepping on the floor to the heels of high heels.

Sister Bai? Everyone is of the same age. What's tender!

"Let's go." Tang an smiled. In fact, Tang an didn't think it was inappropriate for Bai Yunxuan's dress, because he knew Bai Yunxuan's character better. Her dress was in line with her independent character and current temperament.

Tang an's impression is that Bai Yunxuan should be like this. If she wears sang Mengmeng's clothes, Tang an will think she's pretending to be cute.

"I remember we all went to school together before. I didn't expect that the one who went to school with you has become another person." Bai Yunxuan couldn't help but say something sour.

"No matter what, it's your choice. You can choose to go to school with me, but you don't... so don't say these words now." Tang an still smiled, glanced at Bai Yunxuan, turned her head and looked ahead, with a smile on her face.

The enthusiasm of the morning light, the grass next to it is green, and the floor is gray.

I thought Tang an really didn't care so much. I was a little sour. I didn't know Tang an would stab him mercilessly. Bai Yunxuan felt guilty, but she couldn't help but have some small surprises. What he said means that he still cares, that is, he didn't put it down.

The most worrying thing is that he has no influence on him. Let him pay no attention to himself. That's the most unacceptable.

So Bai Yunxuan trotted to catch up.

"My father and his unit have issued movie tickets, but neither my father nor my mother will go... Do you want to go to the movies together in the evening?" Bai Yunxuan asked.

Tang an remembers that such things used to happen before. Bai Yunxuan always got all kinds of movie tickets. Then he went to see movies with Bai Yunxuan. During that time, he saw a lot of movies.

"No, I'm going to the supermarket in the evening. There are relatives at home. I'm going to help her buy daily necessities." Tang an doesn't need to find any other excuse to prevaricate, which is a fact.

"Can I help you?" Bai Yunxuan was disappointed, but still said enthusiastically.

"No, just talk to others," Tang an said with a smile. "Thank you. Go and see monitor Huang. He will be willing to accompany you."

Looking at Tang an still moving forward, Bai Yunxuan couldn't help stamping her feet angrily and looking for Huang Shengwen? You think I'm lonely and have to find a man, don't you?

After thinking about it, Bai Yunxuan followed up and stared at Tang an's back... Tang an, wait, there's nothing in the world that can't be made up for!