Chapter 109

What are the tusks of the Empire?

On earth, the US emperor's powerful naval, land and air forces and the aircraft carrier fleet across the seven seas are the US emperor's tusks.

Facing such tusks, the second artillery of the flower grower, the missiles named after the east wind, and the army composed of the most lovely and handsome people in the world are tusks that resist tusks.

The tusk of the beast spirit Empire should be a powerful army under the command of the golden tooth general, or the super spiritual skill of the king Nanmao combined with the imperial power, but anyway... It won't be a turkey cavalry.

It can be imagined that when a black or white, dull or cute cat rode a turkey and rushed to the earth coalition army, facing the roaring artillery fire, did your tusks sell cute?

You'll only get your teeth pulled out.

"Now the time is ripe," Nanmao said thoughtfully. "Besides, making a cavalry will not cause any impact."

"Are you sure? Where is the cavalry?" Tang an said anxiously. "It shouldn't be in the general's mansion, too?"

Tang an doesn't want his family to become a zoo. There's no problem with more cats and dogs, but Turkey? Tang an really doesn't like this thing. It's more attractive to turn Turkey into Turkey. Now, as the fighting chicken among chickens, Tang an feels that if there are more than ten turkeys in his family, he will consider moving.

"You don't need to worry about this..." Nanmao squinted at Tang an. "You're questioning my decision again. Won't you learn a lesson?"

Tang an quickly stretched out his hand to block him, and said vigilantly, "king, Weichen is just discussing with the king. Negotiation and questioning are not the same thing, but knowing more can better cooperate with the king." Tang an's attitude is still desirable. Nanmao nodded with satisfaction, but he doesn't intend to say more at this time, Just took out a book to Tang an.

"Selected works of Taizu!" Tang an didn't expect Nanmao to take out the book of Zhenguo God at once, let alone that Nanmao would read it.

However, in any case, Taizu has been in the elite of all mankind for thousands of years, and can be regarded as one of the top few people. It's normal for Nanmao to pay attention to him.

"This book systematically teaches people how to organize a class to overthrow another class and establish their own political power. The use of ideological weapons is particularly important. We must say that the essence of human beings in the history of thousands of years of struggle has gathered most of the book." "Don't you think the situation of oppressed cats and dogs all over the world is very similar to the time when this book was born?"

Tang an was stunned. Can this be connected? Can pet cats and dogs be regarded as a class? That's bullshit.

According to Nanmao, humans are the ruling class that cats and dogs need to overthrow? Nanmao is going to launch such a revolution?

Or take the selected works of Taizu as the guiding ideology?

"Revolution needs a mass base. King, you should know that although there are many cats and dogs in Zhonghai, there are few stray dogs and cats. The vast majority of cats and dogs live well, and they may not follow your revolution. What's more, pets often have deep feelings with their owners, and you have to instigate them to rebel, which is as difficult as instigating me to betray you." Tang an shook his head and analyzed the feasibility of Nanmao action from reality.

"Is it difficult to instigate you to betray me?" Nanmao said suspiciously.

Tang an was very hurt and wanted to spit blood for Nanmao. He shouted, "of course, it's very difficult, very difficult, very difficult!"

"That's good." Nanmao nodded with satisfaction.

"Did you listen to what I said?" Tang an said helplessly.

"What you said doesn't need to be considered... As I told you, I'm the king of the beast spirit empire. I'm born with the talent to rule. All cats and dogs in the world, creatures that can accept spiritual power, will be awed by my coercion." Nanmao put his hands on his legs and looked at Tang an with dignity, "do you feel my coercion?"

Tang an looked at the ears on her tiger hat for two or three seconds. Sure enough, she began to shake. Then Nanmao's eyebrows moved vigilantly, her nose wrinkled, and her small mouth slowly pouted, gradually showing her dissatisfaction.

"I feel it, I feel it." Tang an held back her smile and hurriedly said.

"You dare laugh!"

Nanmao has noticed Tang an's smile that hasn't completely burst out. He reaches out and pinches Tang an's cheek, showing a fierce look, and angrily says, "you dare to laugh, you dare to laugh!"

"Ah, ah, ah..." Tang an screamed.

Two people were making trouble. A staff member came over, looked at Tang an and Nanmao, opened his mouth, shook his head, said nothing and left.

Nanmao stopped pulling Tang an's cheek, but he didn't let go. He was slightly unhappy and asked suspiciously, "what did his movements and expressions mean just now?"

"Depending on his age, he should have grown up in a more conservative era, so he should think that girls should not rudely tear boys' cheeks. But he couldn't judge whether we were brothers and sisters or lovers, so he didn't know where to start, so he shook his head and turned away." Tang an said casually.

"We're like brothers and sisters?" Nanmao straightened his neck and looked at Tang an obliquely. "You're so ugly and I'm so beautiful!"

"Even if you are a peacock, I won't be as ugly as a turkey. At least I'm at the level of a pheasant. We are close relatives and look alike." Tang an was deeply hit and unconvinced. Is he ugly? Obviously, there are girls who like it very much recently. Anyway, no matter whether they feel about the pursuer or not, as long as there are pursuers, the people who are pursued will have self-confidence.

"Pheasant." Nanmao shouted, looking at Tang an without expression.

Tang an opened her mouth and couldn't respond... Call her peacock yourself. Can that be a fight back? It's not derogatory, but she calls herself a pheasant, but Tang an can't promise... I still feel at a loss.

"Since we are not like brothers and sisters, we are like lovers?" Nanmao thought of another point.

"No, no, no!" Tang an said important things three times. He waved his hand quickly. He didn't want to take advantage of Nanmao in such things. He would die miserably.

To Tang an's surprise, Nanmao didn't do anything or say anything. He just looked at Tang an without expression, and then turned his head, "let's talk about the turkey."

Well, the turkey thing is safer.

"To build a turkey cavalry, you need to have turkey first," Nanmao said cautiously.

Isn't that nonsense? Tang an looked at Nanmao's hat and said, suddenly felt that Nanmao was in harmony with the environment and theme of the zoo. She felt that she should be the king of the zoo, and the zoo should be her base.

"We need a large number of turkeys, but it is difficult to form cavalry strength by directly buying turkeys on the market. We must hatch them and train them at the request of cavalry when they are still eggs." Nanmao then said, standing up and walking back to the place where he turned back, that is, the turkey garden of "100000 turkeys".

"How to train an egg?" Tang an couldn't understand. Is this prenatal education!

"At that time, I will write a" secret script of training eggs ". You can read it." Nanmao said indifferently.

Tang an really wants to slap himself. When Nanmao King talks, just listen to him. What are you doing? Now, it is estimated that there will be another post of "egg training general".

"We should have eggs and a large number of eggs, which means we should have a large number of chickens. There can be fewer male turkeys, but more female turkeys should be better." the South cat glanced at Tang an.

Tang an shuddered. King, why do you look at me when you talk about male and female turkeys?

"Unfortunately, you don't have the ability of the golden tooth king, otherwise you don't need a male turkey." Nanmao said with great regret.

Thank God! Tang an burst into tears. It turned out that it was a very lucky thing that she was not strong enough.

Think again, Tang an once again determined that the king of gold teeth was really terrible. Fortunately, he was just a general of gold teeth.

"Female turkeys begin their first egg laying cycle from 34 weeks. The egg laying period is from March to September every year, with 10 to 15 eggs each time. They lay eggs four to six cycles every year, and each cycle can lay 14 to 20 eggs, up to nearly 30 eggs at most." Nanmao stretched out his fingers. As a cat, although there are only 18 fingers and toes in total, But counting is still very convenient, "that is, one female turkey can provide 30 turkeys to become the future war horse."

"You know so much about turkeys?" Tang an said in surprise. It seems that the South cat king has put his mind on this matter.

Nanmao nodded, looked at Tang an and said, "next, it's time for you to work."

Tang an looked at the big turkeys running around in the turkey garden, touched his ass and said unacceptably, "king, I can't hatch eggs!"

Sure enough, the so-called "secret recipe for training eggs" is used when hatching eggs. Otherwise, how about prenatal education!

"You can learn slowly by hatching eggs... No one in this world is born with knowledge and can master this skill." Nanmao didn't say disappointed to Tang an, and his tone was very gentle.

"I can eat eggs, hatch eggs, I will never do it!" Tang an said almost hysterically. At the thought of the picture of squatting in the chicken nest to hatch eggs, what are you doing alive?

Nanmao just looked at Tang an and looked at Tang an calmly.

"Black tiger forward, strongly recommend black tiger forward to you!" at this time, we must sell the black tiger forward. Tang an is like catching a life-saving straw.

Nanmao thought and nodded. Indeed, the black tiger forward is more suitable than Nanmao, because the black tiger forward has rich hair, and the most important thing is that Tang an has other work to do. It's too overqualified to incubate eggs alone.

Hot milk, buy yogurt and wake Nanmao up. After all, these things are more important.