Tang an had to choose to use a balloon and put some water in the balloon... In fact, it feels that the best use is a condom. It is said that the condom is not easy to break, and the quality of the current balloon is not good.
But Tang an didn't have that kind of condom at home, so he had to use three layers of balloons to put them together. After they were fried with water, it was not easy to shake because the outer layer was thicker.
Tang an made a simple shelf with iron wire and put two balloons containing water into it. In this way, he won't sway or fall off because of some accidental touch.
This is the advantage of strong hands-on ability. Tang an fixed the shelf on his upper body and put another vest on it, so he looked completely flawless.
Looking at herself in the mirror, Tang an laughed. After laughing for a long time, she managed to get up, and then put on her clothes and went out.
As soon as she stepped out, Tang an met Lin Yuling. After sleeping all afternoon, Lin Yuling was standing outside Tang an's house in high spirits.
Tang an didn't consider meeting Lin Yuling.
Lin Yuling looked at Tang'an in surprise, like a small animal that saw human beings for the first time. Her eyes turned around, then frowned, thought a few thoughts, and patted her head.
Tang an didn't look at her and dealt with it by meeting passers-by.
"Who are you!" Lin Yuling suddenly shouted and ran to Tang an to block her way.
Tang an took a deep breath. It seems that she is not just Tang an. No matter what identity, dog or beauty, meeting Lin Yuling means that she must be done first before she can do her own things.
"I'm Tang an's cousin. Tang an is not at home today. I'll help him look after the house. Please give way." Tang an said quickly.
Lin Yuling was stunned. It was obvious that the other party spoke too fast. Lin Yuling needed some time to understand.
When Lin Yuling reacts, Tang an has gone some way. Lin Yuling quickly runs to catch up, "you say you are Tang an's cousin?"
Tang an nodded as he walked.
"You say so? What if you are a thief?" Lin Yuling is obviously not so easy to send.
There was a trash can on the side of the road. Tang an really wanted to screw her in, close the lid, and kick the trash can away with one foot, so that she could roll as far as she could.
"Do you think I look like Mr. Tang?" looking at Lin Yuling's plan to call herself to verify "cousin", Tang an quickly explained.
Lin Yuling forgot to make a phone call, looked at Tang an suspiciously, and then suddenly said, "it's a bit like!"
"That's right, darling, go back quickly." Tang an squeezed out a smile and said.
"But how do I know if you've planned it long ago? First you'll have a facelift like Tang an, and then you'll say you're Tang an's cousin to implement your theft plan?" Lin Yuling still doesn't plan to relax her vigilance easily. She's a smart girl. Where can she be fooled so easily.
"Are you crazy?" Tang an said angrily. How can this Lin Yuling make people so angry at her?
Lin Yuling was as like as two peas. The Tang cousin was very fierce.
"Let's go to the police station first!" said Lin Yuling in a firm tone. "In short, I don't know you. I'll catch you."
Tang an grabbed Lin Yuling's neck with her backhand and pushed Lin Yuling back.
"Why do you catch me like this!" I feel very familiar. Tang an often treats herself like this. Lin Yuling feels that the other party will not be a thief while dancing and struggling. The thief will not be so like Tang an.
Tang an pushed Lin Yuling back to her yard and said: "Tang an is a student of Zhonghai University, right? You also secretly photographed Tang an's video of cat abuse, which caused him trouble, right? You often lie on the window and peek at his house, right? You still want to steal his cats and dogs, haven't you ever succeeded? Think about it with your Alien head. If I were a thief, could I know so many things! And , I know you are Lin Yuyu, the super popular beautiful girl idol of sb48. If you follow me again, I'll disclose your address. "
Hearing a series of "right or wrong", Lin Yuling was stunned and looked blankly, as if she were a real cousin!
"Cousin, where are you going?"
As soon as Tang Angang took two steps, Lin Yuling followed up again. This time, the tone was changed. The super beautiful girl's tone was slightly spoiled and lovely.
"I'm not your cousin. It's none of your business where I go." Tang an turned back, pressed her neck and pushed her back.
"But... But I misunderstood you just now. I can drive you out!" Lin Yuling was anxious to make amends. She didn't know why. She felt that she had offended Tang an's cousin, which was very disadvantageous to herself.
"Aunt, just stay at home and don't follow me." Tang an arched his hand.
Tang an often does this action, and Lin Yuling finds it again!
"Where has Tang an gone?" Lin Yuling asked again.
"Something."
Tang antau left without looking back, because he remembered that he put Lin Yuling on the blacklist today. He could call her, but she couldn't get through her phone. Even if she called now, her mobile phone wouldn't ring.
Don't worry. Tang an quietly turns back. Lin Yuling dials there and stomps her feet angrily.
Tang an has a cousin. Lin Yuling thought about it. Since she is helping Tang an look after the house, she will definitely come back later. She will find her by herself at that time! Although the cousin was a little annoyed with her just now, Lin Yuling also considered Tang an. Presumably, after the cousin figured out this truth, she will still like herself very much. No one doesn't like a girl who is so lovely and beautiful as herself and has a beautiful heart full of a sense of justice.
After determining this point, Lin Yuling straightened her chest with her hands on her thighs and strode home. She was so cute that everyone liked her.
Tang an finally got rid of Lin Yuling who thought she was cute. Although Tang an's steps were smaller because of his slightly reduced body size, he didn't force a woman to walk. That's too awkward. What's more, even if his walking posture is lazy, it doesn't matter. Can ma Shilong dislike him and don't open a house with him?
Only when he opened the room, Tang an was more convenient to bring unforgettable nightmares to Ma Shilong.
Tang an stopped a taxi. After getting on the bus, Tang an received a message from Bai Yunxuan and asked him if he could go camping tomorrow.
Sang Mengmeng and sang YUEYE returned to the tiger family, and the king of Nanmao didn't go home. Lin Yuling had her people to protect her, but there was nothing to worry about. Moreover, Ma Shilong could be settled tonight. It was just right to go camping, so she returned the information.
"Because you said you would definitely go, so I'm the last one to tell you that friends on call are good friends... I asked Lin Xiaohui to prepare something for camping, about 500 for everyone, including tents and food. Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa told Lin Xiaohui that they came out and followed. I wanted to call you to be a coolie!"
It's a little more than 500, but it's almost the same including tents. We won't buy too professional outdoor equipment, but we certainly won't buy too cheap. Safety still needs to be guaranteed. Such an AA system is very good. Everyone is a student, and no one is the kind of rich children who like to show off. It's more comfortable to pay for it.
"OK, but I have something to do today. I'll trouble Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa. I'll see you tomorrow!"
Tang an came to the place agreed with Ma Shilong and saw Ma Shilong at a glance. Not long after graduation, Ma Shilong was still short and fat. Wearing a pair of glasses, he looked much more polite. It was obvious that he had just washed his head, wore a white shirt and black trousers, and tied a belt tightly around his waist, At first glance, it doesn't look like an Internet cafe or a fat house at home. It's not just Tang an's preparation. Ma Shilong obviously pays more attention to such a date than him. Looking at his look around, he must be a little nervous.
"Hi, are you Ma Shilong?" Tang an walked over to say hello and exchanged names.
"Ah... Yes... You... Are you Tang Lizi?" Ma Shilong was obviously surprised. He was stunned for a moment before he smiled. His eyes secretly glanced at the girl's chest. It's really big. It must feel good. Ma Shilong just felt that his Adam's apple beat a few times. He didn't expect to date such a beautiful girl with such a good figure.
"Yes, I've been waiting for a long time." Tang an took this name because he remembered the undercover of Ye Yiyu he met that night. The girl named pear has a similar nature to what he is going to do today. Let's use her name.
"No, I just arrived..." Ma Shilong felt that his eyes were useless. How did this girl grow? The figure and appearance are the best. Many pictures have emerged in Ma Shilong's mind.
"Let's go to dinner first. I'm a little hungry," said Tang an.
"Well... Let's go to that restaurant," Ma Shilong said, pointing to a western restaurant nearby. "I often eat here. It tastes good."
Tang an glanced at it. It's a high-grade western restaurant. This place is very suitable for dating, but Tang an is worried that Ma Shilong is obviously supporting fat people. Can he often eat the money earned by stealing numbers in such a restaurant? Tang an doesn't care if he gives more blood, but what if Ma Shilong doesn't have the money to open a house later? Do you want Tang an to pay? Don Ann didn't think of it.
"No, I've been eating on the Lake Island recently. I'm tired of eating. Let's go to the barbecue." who can't pretend to force? Tang an pointed to the front. "After this street, there's a night market next to a shopping mall. There should be many big stalls now."
Ma Shilong was very happy. This may save a lot of money. He pieced together 2000 yuan for this date. If he ate here, he might have to spend more than half. If he opened a room, he could only go to the Express Hotel. If the money is not enough, he always feels afraid of his hands and feet.
This girl is magnificent, Lake Island... Ma Shilong knows that the buffet on Lake Island is the most famous in China, but several other restaurants on Lake Island are also famous. In particular, one of the characteristic restaurants is called three bowls, which is among the top 10 restaurants in Asia. Usually, people call it bull or treat people, and they all shout to go to Lake Island.
It seems that I really caught Bai Fumei this time. I don't know if I can get started at night. If I can make her refreshing, let her support herself in the future, play games during the day and dry her in various postures at night!
Ma Shilong was very excited. He knew many "great gods" in the game, and "Gaowan" was raised by his sister. He always envied it. I hope he can meet such an opportunity.
"It's OK to eat barbecue. I haven't eaten it for a long time. Let's experience it." Ma Shilong helped his glasses and said.
Tang an and Ma Shilong walked forward. Ma Shilong looked at the girl from time to time. The key is that the dress is very imaginative. It is similar to the classical temperament in the game. Ma Shilong turned his head and saw a bag in the street cabinet, which seems to be similar to that carried by the girl around him.
"Eh, did you buy your bag here?" Ma Shilong just felt dazed. How much is this bag? Five hundred thousand!!! There is no mistake in counting. There are five zeros after five words! A bag of half a million!
Tang an also saw that it was slightly different, and the price was really scary. However, after knowing the financial resources of the Sang family, Tang an was numb and nodded carelessly, "well, yes, a series is slightly different. I have more diamond pendants, which may be more expensive."
Tang an is just a bag! But he knows very well that this kind of famous brand bag, with an extra crystal, can give you the price of a car, let alone a diamond pendant.
"How much is it?" Ma Shilong asked carefully.
"Hundreds of thousands, I don't know." Tang an said vaguely.
Ma Shilong did not dare to ask again. He involuntarily untied a button on the collar. Can such a girl be contaminated by herself? Ma Shilong is a little scared... Fight! Don't those anchor girls give them luxury cars such as Maserati? They can't move for millions. How can they not seize the opportunity?
Walking through the mall, Ma Shilong stopped, and Tang an also stopped, because he saw a familiar figure and was about to enter the mall.
Bai Yunxuan, Zhang Mulin, Zhang Zhongfa and Lin Xiaohui are talking. Bai Yunxuan is walking in the front. Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa follow Lin Xiaohui from left to right. It seems that after they arrive at the University, they find that Lin Xiaohui is the most suitable for their pursuit and do not plan to give up.
Tang an didn't forget that he was Tang Lizi now. He shut up in time and didn't say hello to them. Anyway, they don't know themselves now.
"Hi, Zhang Mulin, Zhang Zhongfa, Lin Xiaohui!" Ma Shilong hurried to say hello. It seemed that they were afraid to say hello slowly. They walked into the mall and couldn't see themselves... Especially when they walked with a beautiful woman.
Bai Yunxuan turned around and looked at Ma Shilong. Bai Yunxuan was a little confused. The other three immediately recognized Ma Shilong. Lin Xiaohui whispered to Bai Yunxuan, "this is Ma Shilong."
In Bai Yunxuan's impression, Ma Shilong is tall and strong, but Bai Yunxuan has a long stature in recent years. Looking at Ma Shilong, he is just a short and fat man. Bai Yunxuan can't help sighing when she looks at Ma Shilong. The guy who bullied him is actually this virtue now.
Although Bai Yunxuan especially hated Ma Shilong in those years, a few years later, the disgust of her girlhood has faded. She just looked at the fat man in her memory with a feeling of contempt.
Moreover, he was beaten by Tang an. Of course, Bai Yunxuan will not be afraid of Ma Shilong bullying herself. Bai Yunxuan believes that if Ma Shilong still tries to treat her, Tang an will make Ma Shilong a lame horse. Tang an will never show mercy to those who bully his friends.
"Ma Shilong, ha ha!" Zhang Zhongfa greeted Ma Shilong lukewarm.
"Long!" Zhang Mulin laughed directly.
Lin Xiaohui ignored Ma Shilong. Zhang Yuying and Lin Xiaohui said they suspected that the pervert was ma Shilong. Lin Xiaohui wanted to kick Ma Shilong to death.
"Your friend?" Tang an was a little guilty. Although he knew that these acquaintances and friends couldn't recognize him, he still felt embarrassed. His cheeks were a little hot. He didn't expect such a situation.
"Yes, high school classmate." Ma Shilong is also worried. If these people bring out their high school affairs, they are afraid that their date will be ruined.
"I'm not. We're junior high school students. Ma Shilong, didn't you just bully girls? Steal girls' underwear, lift teachers' skirts and molest primary school students? I didn't expect that the girls we asked out today were very beautiful, but I think they were blind? Of course, how could they come out with you if they weren't blind?" Bai Yunxuan came over, Staring at Tang an with a sneer, "sister, what are you trying to do with him? He wants money but no money and no face. In addition to being a school bully in primary school and junior high school, it has been the peak of his life. Listen to my advice, stay away from him. Maybe he still has some abnormal love."
Tang an and the others were stunned. Unexpectedly, Bai Yunxuan, who always seemed very gentle and elegant, suddenly soared in combat effectiveness and directly sprayed Ma Shilong's face with pig liver color!
Tang an's heart is a little dark, but it's not good for her plan. If Tang an follows Bai Yunxuan's words to stay away from Ma Shilong, what should she do tonight?
"Hehe, I don't need you to meddle with rats. I like metamorphosis. What's the matter?" Tang an thought he had good acting skills and better endurance. How long does it take to die to say such a thing.
Bai Yunxuan looks at the girl who is taller than herself. Ma Shilong is a head shorter than her. Bai Yunxuan can't understand... Are girls so strange now?