Chapter 7

A lonely alley.

Meng Xiaoni carefully checked the information about Burke's parrot with her mobile phone, and summed up several key words: parrot, pink, high cold, love to eat fruit, common in foreign countries, no certificate to keep it illegal.

This setting looks so cute.

"Hot pot is delicious."

The voice is crisp.

Meng Xiaoni:

Meng Xiaoni took another look at the ruby pecking at the hot pot on the edge of the plastic bowl and summed up several key words: parrot, pink, Shabi, love to eat hot pot, be able to talk, love to escape from prison.

I always feel that something is not right.

The pink Ruby raised her head, slightly arrogant, stretched her wings and tilted her head: "I've never seen a bird eat hot pot."

Meng Xiaoni honest answer: "well, have not seen."

Ruby is not light weight, stepping on the edge of the plastic bowl almost turned the bowl, scared from a fluttering bird wings, and fell to the ground again.

Meng Xiaoni's eyes are delicate.

Ruby stalked her neck and hummed twice coldly: "it's a little strange."

Meng Xiaoni thought, she is a little strange, there are a lot of people in this world, about billions.

Ruby looks small and has a good appetite. After a while, she ate the bottom of the hot pot Meng Xiaoni brought out. After eating it, there's nothing to thank, just humming there and saying, "it's so spicy. It's really a vulgar human product."

Meng Xiaoni: "you just said hot pot is delicious."

Ruby Oh

Meng Xiaoni was glad that she had found something wrong early, so she quickly found a remote alley and got in.

There are really few people in the alley during the working day.

She squatted there, raised her face and looked at the little guy pecking her feathers in front of her: "why did you break out of prison? I have to send you back to the Agriculture Bureau. "

Ruby red eyes staring at her, a little vigilant: "just human want to imprison me, think very beautiful."

It sounds like a child. It's tender and lovely.

Meng Xiaoni was teased by Ruby's second grade: "did your former breeder like watching cartoons very much?"

Ruby spoke slowly, with a natural arrogance in her voice: "who dares to be my keeper? My worshippers can reach the end of the Styx. My soul and body are free, and nothing in heaven and earth can stop me. "

Fengdu river?

Secondary two, and cultural.

Meng Xiaoni reminded with a smile: "you were caught by a mere human yesterday and locked up in a cage."

The ruby is a little irritated. It flew straight to Meng Xiaoni's head, and clasped her hair with its paw: "don't mention this thing again."

Meng Xiaoni was shocked. She couldn't see the little pink peach at all. For fear that it didn't know how to handle it, she gave it a few strokes on the head.

"Just human." Ruby pecked Meng Xiaoni on the head.

Meng Xiaoni's scalp was numb and her body could not help shaking. It turned out that it didn't hurt at all, like being stabbed by a toothpick.

Meng Xiaoni did not dare to move her head. She thought of a serious question: "did you wipe your mouth after eating?"

Ruby:

Meng Xiaoni

OK, a mouthful of hot pot oil, now it's all in her hair.

Meng Xiaoni sighed in her heart.

She's going home to wash her hair, and she's going to take care of the parrot.

Head parrot, Meng Xiaoni small alley out, walk back on the road a little distressed: "raise you but illegal."

Ruby squatted on Meng Xiaoni's head, feeling the ups and downs of human action: "in this era of human language, even if many words have similar meanings, please don't use them indiscriminately. You can use "offering" to describe the behavior between us just now

Meng Xiaoni's lips slightly curled up The forestry bureau can offer you. So why are you on my head? "

Ruby slightly moved her foot: "there is a connection between institutions. Yesterday's behavior shows how impolite they are."

After a pause, he continued, "you should be proud of me squatting on your head."

Meng Xiaoni thought that, to some extent, she was really proud.

The parrot doesn't know how old it is. Its IQ is so high that it can keep up with her conversation.

Meng Xiaoni thinks that as a cultured human, we need to exchange names with him: "my name is Meng Xiaoni, human, a little bit special."

Ruby crisp reply: "ghost Phoenix, Phoenix, unique kind."

Meng Xiaoni couldn't help: "poof."

Ruby Laugh at you

The tone goes with the accent

Meng Xiaoni was shaking with laughter.

Ruby felt the earthquake on her head

Meng Xiaoni couldn't communicate with ruby Guifeng for a while.A parrot who thought he was a phoenix hit Meng Xiaoni's acupoint with a smile, which was even funnier than that when she saw the ghost uncle beat her son in the morning.

After laughing for two minutes, Guifeng was still silent.

After laughing for five minutes, Guifeng couldn't stand it: "you've had enough!"

Meng Xiaoni: "clench the amount - poof -"

she can't speak easily.

GUI Feng's arrogance collapsed. She was as crazy as a woodpecker on her head and poked her with her mouth: "how dare you laugh at me. Do you know that your head will wear when I push it? "

Meng Xiaoni felt the toothpick stabbing her forehead, and she couldn't walk with a smile.

She squatted on the side of the road with a smile, gasping and hugging her stomach: "no, I have a stomachache."

GUI Feng was really shocked.

This man can laugh at him, so much so that he has a stomachache. How low the hell is that?

He was also worried that he would be thrown down from his head by Meng Xiaoni: "smile and be reserved. Human beings are terrible. So far as evolution has been able to reproduce, it has resulted in such a gaffe on the street. "

Meng Xiaoni laughed so much that she burst into tears. After a long time, she reached out and wiped her eyes: "this has always been the case with human evolution and reproduction."

GUI Feng thought about it: "really There's a point. "

Meng Xiaoni laughed again.

GUI Feng shut up.

He thought the woman was poisonous.

Meng Xiaoni thought the parrot was funny and didn't want to send him back to the Forestry Bureau for a while.

However, from the last warning, I'm afraid it's not easy for me to raise a parrot.

She decided to go back to check the information, and strive to keep the little guy in the hot pot shop, but also when a small net red.

After laughing enough, she bent her eyebrows, stood up and walked slowly back home: "I tell you, if you don't want to go to the forestry bureau, you have to cooperate with me. I try to support you. What do you usually eat? "

Guifeng doesn't want to be captured again.

He answered Meng Xiaoni's words: "fruit, manna, the food you've dealt with."

Meng Xiaoni laughs: "the food I've ever handled is amazing. Ghosts love it. I can see ghosts. Isn't that human? "

Guifeng thought: nature.

He replied, "yes, it is. But coincidentally, I can see ghosts, too. "

Meng Xiaoni: "really?"

Ghost Phoenix pecked Meng Xiaoni again, warning to reiterate: "I am Phoenix!"

Meng Xiaoni laughed twice. Originally, she might have believed it was true. As soon as this sentence was added, she felt that the saying of "phoenix" was false.

After eating, we should ask where we live.

Meng Xiaoni doesn't have a bird cage at home.

She asked Guifeng, "where did you sleep before?"

ghost Feng: "Wutong tree."

Very much in line with the habit of a Phoenix.

Meng Xiaoni choked her smile again until she trembled.

GUI Feng

How angry!

Meng Xiaoni takes the little guy home. Before she got close, she saw a table at the door of her house. Her father and mother were playing mahjong with the two people next door. There was a faint purple light in the room, and it seemed that it was still disinfected.

Fengdu loves spicy food, hot pot and mahjong.

Even if the rainstorm is pouring and the water is flooding the mountain, Fengdu people can carry out a table and ask a few people to rub hemp on the water.

Meng Xiaoni stepped forward: "Mom and Dad, I'm back."

Meng Fu played a card: "so early? It's still disinfected. "

Meng Mu: "bar! Ah, I'm a little familiar with that little thing in your head. "

Hearing this, Meng Fu looked up and opened his eyes: "Oh, isn't that the parrot last night?"

In addition, the couple could not help looking up at Meng Xiaoni. They were also surprised: "ah, this bird is very beautiful. Last night, this one was the only one?"

"Yes, yes," said Mencius. Xiao Meng, take down the parrot quickly. What if you are ill? "

GUI Feng: "I'm not sick!"

Everyone:

This "I'm not sick" was too clear, and several people were stunned.

It doesn't sound like the voice of a few people present.

Meng's parents look at Meng Xiaoni.

Meng Xiaoni didn't know whether the parrot could talk or not. She blinked, pinched her own voice, Jiao didi crisp Sheng learn Guifeng's voice: "I just learn voice, interesting?"

"You little girl! That's true

Meng's mother said with a smile about Meng Xiaoni.

Ghost Phoenix listen to angry, can't help but bow and peck Meng Xiaoni.

Meng Xiaoni stretched out her finger to play the ghost Phoenix, and hit it directly on the butt of the ghost Phoenix.

GUI Feng

Meng Xiaoni could not help muttering in a low voice: "if you peck me again, you will peck me bald."GUI Feng looks warily at Meng Xiaoni's hand, moves her body, squats down directly, stifles her breath, and her feathers explode slightly: what's the matter with this human? How can you spank Phoenix?

Meng Xiaoni took the emotional parrot and went upstairs: "Mom, I think this parrot has something to do with our family. I want to check whether the forestry bureau can get a license for it. I want to keep it. "

Meng's father and mother looked at each other and were a little worried.

After all, they run a hot pot shop.

Meng Fu: "little girl, this bird is different from other animals. It can't control itself to go to the bathroom, you know? Whew, you can't hold it down. "

GUI Feng

This description is so vivid that Meng Xiaoni subconsciously raised her hand to move the bird away from her head.

Annoyed by the stigmatized GUI Feng, she pecked Meng Xiaoni's hand again.

The strength of chicken pecking rice is a little heavier than it.

Meng Xiaoni

Come on, this bird is not amazing in appearance, hot tempered and weak in strength.

In the end, Mencius suggested, "I'd better find a cage and shut it upstairs first. Otherwise, in case it flies down, it's not good to be smoked. I sounded like an unusual parrot yesterday

Meng Xiaoni "dada" ran inside: "well, I know."

The author has something to say: Guifeng: the innocence of her life has been destroyed! Thank you for casting the overlord ticket or irrigating nutrient solution for me ~

thank you for irrigating [nutrient solution]:

five bottles of mengruo;

thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!