Meng Xiaoni has heard of a cat and a dog. She wakes up in the morning either by a cat stepping on her face or by a dog licking her face.
But she didn't expect to wake up in the middle of the night.
The reason is that a group of ghosts want to brush the boss.
Who is boss?
Did she?
As an ordinary person, she has lived for so long, and it's the first time for her to be a boss.
GUI Feng wakes her up and naturally flies to the window sill. She skillfully opens the curtain with her claws and looks out of the window.
A street is too short for a group of ghosts.
They soon came to the downstairs of Meng Xiaoni hot pot shop.
"Look, parrot!" One of the ghosts lit the parrot on the windowsill and exclaimed in surprise, "it's so beautiful!"
The ghost Phoenix on the windowsill is really beautiful.
In the night, its beauty value is not much less than that in the day. Fluffy peach feathers, small body. It's mainly a temperament that ordinary parrots can't match.
Guifeng turned to see Meng Xiaoni struggling to get up on the bed: "they're here."
Meng Xiaoni got out of bed, stepped on her slippers to the window and looked down.
Downstairs, a group of guys with very complicated clothes, who are not serious ghosts when they gather around, are together, like elephants watching the zoo, pointing to the upstairs.
There must be some old ghosts, such as LV ye and Zheng Zi, in their fifties and sixties. The younger ones are about seven or eight years old. Those who wear more retro clothes are also wearing old-fashioned clothes from the 1960s and hats like those of the night Shanghai Song and dance troupe. Some fashionable clothes, a non mainstream flash piece sling, braids on the head also bloom.
She took a breath.
So many ghosts together?!
If she didn't know that the ghost was real and could not touch anything, she would have been scared to death.
She quickly opened the window and asked Master Lu in a low voice: "Master Lu, why do you take so many ghosts out of the house?"
In the quiet night, her voice was very clear.
Standing in front of the LV ye did not look at Meng Xiaoni, but is vigilant looking at Meng Xiaoni side of the ghost Phoenix. He didn't immediately answer Meng Xiaoni's words. When someone called him in a low voice, he slowly said, "let's eat hot pot."
Meng Xiaoni
GUI Feng
The ghosts around LV Ye nodded and were especially polite to Meng Xiaoni, with smiles on their faces.
"Little girl, we just came to have a hot pot. I heard that ghosts can eat, right? "
"I disturb your business during the day. At night, you see how clever we are."
"That's it. We are all good ghosts. "
"In terms of economic benefits, if the turnover rate of a hot pot shop is high, the profit will increase sharply. Your hotpot shop is closed too early. "
One ghost and one word, just like the vegetable market.
If only Meng Xiaoni could hear it, I'm afraid someone would want to shout: "can't you sleep in the middle of the night?"
LV Ye was looking at Meng Xiaoni: "little girl. You see I've brought you all my guests. "
Meng Xiaoni wants to talk but stops.
The ghost Phoenix, who was watching, said at the moment: "ghosts can't eat human food at will. Especially if the food doesn't belong to you. "
The ghosts below looked at each other.
Does the bird talk so smoothly?
Zheng Zi asked LV ye in a low voice, "Lv Zi, is this bird what you call a monster?"
Lord Lu answered in a low voice.
Night, the first floor so far away, no matter how quiet, Meng Xiaoni and Guifeng also heard a clear.
Ghost Phoenix wings micro movement, think oneself can't deal with human at will, difficult also want to be climbed up by these ghosts?
"I have a question." Meng Xiaoni, who is lying at the window, suddenly opens her mouth.
Guifeng stops and turns her head slightly, ready to listen to what Meng Xiaoni wants to say.
Ghosts look at Meng Xiaoni with expectation. For these ghosts, the monster has not been seen, so it is worthwhile to see "people who can see ghosts".
Meng Xiaoni saw all the ghosts looking at her, and immediately said what she thought was very important: "what do you pay for when you come here to eat hot pot?"
Ghosts: --
The scene fell silent for a time.
Ghost Phoenix put away wings, toe high gas went to the window two steps, condescending looking at those ghosts, crisp under the verdict: "poor."
Ghosts: --
Meng Xiaoni is really confused.
It's not impossible to be a ghost business.
For Meng Xiaoni, there are two most important questions: one is who pays the bill, and the other is how to deal with what she eats.
Ghosts eat the things in the world, and the things in the world don't disappear directly.
How to do with so many things?
She never takes the initiative to make something to eat for ghosts, basically because of this.All the penniless ghosts on the first floor finally recalled the fear of poverty when they were alive.
A ghost wearing gold and silver trembled and raised his hand: "Ming coin..."
Meng Xiaoni sincere: "I do not accept."
Ghosts: --
All ghosts look at LV ye one after another.
"What do you want me to do? Can't I have two bites with my son? "
OK.
Sure.
"Well, I'll go back to Tuomeng and try Get my grandson for a meal. "
"I'll go to my mother!"
"I, I'm alone!"
"When my family comes to eat, it's my treat."
A group of ghosts began to discuss.
Meng Xiaoni thinks about her own hotpot shop I didn't make so many pot bottoms. That day, I cooked a pot, and then my parents made it. In addition, my home will be decorated after a while. "
The seven or eight year old kid in the ghost burst into tears on the spot.
A ghost nearby explained to Meng Xiaoni: "although the ghost can't shed tears, he is really crying."
Meng Xiaoni
There is a ghost smart micro raised his hand: "that, even if we white naive to eat. The boss can't stop us. "
Meng Xiaoni was slightly stunned.
Indeed, if she made the hotpot herself, then these hotpots would be able to be eaten by people and ghosts. She can't touch ghosts. Of course she can't care about them. They eat when they want to come in and leave when they want to leave.
There was nothing she could do.
Master Lu turned his head and glared at the clever Ghost: "you can turn your mind fast! You have to pay attention to the rules when you are a ghost. Do you understand? "
Ghost smart was reprimanded, face up to chat up: "are ghosts, but also pay attention to what rules?"
People have all kinds of constraints, and ghosts also have them, but those constraints of ghosts are far different from those of human beings.
Guifeng knows the rules of the underworld: "everything you do when you are a ghost is recorded in the first Hall of the underworld. When you go down to the hell, you'll have to pay for it. "
"Ghost smart whispered:" then I don't go to hell not become
GUI Feng sneered.
God knows how a parrot laughs.
Most ghosts don't go to hell or delay going to hell for various reasons. This chuckles clearly does not have any substantive words, but laughs to their heart apex, laughs on their face complexion.
Meng Xiaoni has never heard of any ghost talking about hell.
She micro side head, curiously asked a ghost Phoenix: "can't the ghost not go to the underground all the time?"
GUI Feng asked: "how many hundred year old ghosts have you seen? None of the others died more than 100 years old. "
The next head all ghost a ponder, at this moment startle feel ghost Feng say is true.
They really haven't seen ghosts over 100 years old!
Master Lu now affirmed: "you are so familiar with the underworld, you must be a monster!"
The ghosts suddenly realized.
It's true that ordinary people can't be so familiar with the underworld, let alone the intelligent animals. The parrot knew something about the underground and could see their existence clearly.
It must be a monster!
Meng Xiaoni blinked: "ghost Phoenix is Phoenix. Phoenix is a beast, not a monster. "
This time it's the ghosts' turn.
Is there a phoenix in the world?
Meng Xiaoni said to the ghost who had a lot of thoughts just now: "if the ghost comes directly to me for dinner, it won't pay. GUI Feng will do it. I forgot to say hello to Guifeng when LV came to dinner today. Master Lu has seen GUI Feng angry, right? "
GUI Feng's mood is unpredictable, so he stares at Meng Xiaoni.
Meng Xiaoni's words are true. As a result, LV ye did see that Gui Feng had become a big flaming bird. LV Ye nodded his head: "indeed."
I don't believe it. He rolled his eyes for a moment, and it was obvious that he had his own little 99 in his heart.
Ghost Phoenix glanced at the eye ghost clever, shook to shake own wing.
The sky suddenly darkened.
Meng Xiaoni's second floor is full of fire, breaking through the wall barrier and stretching to the endless distance.
High head high up, sharp beak open to the sky, reveal a clear song.
Meng Xiaoni was on the second floor, surrounded by a large flame.
The fire is not hot, even just warm.
They wrapped her, rolling golden waves, as if they were dancing around her and centered on her. The fire erupted, carrying a heat wave, and rushed out.
All the ghosts on the first floor turned pale.
The original idea of the ghost smart, now no alternative ideas.
They can't help but want to retreat, and even regret the idea of eating hot pot.
This is Phoenix.This is the song of a hundred birds.
"Stupid."
A reprimand, with a slight magnetic, deep into the brain.
Meng Xiaoni opened her eyes, but was surprised to find the parrot in the center of the fire. This peach colored parrot has the same posture as the Phoenix. From this point of view, is it true that everything in front of us is just a false illusion?
All the flames.
GUI Feng converged everything and looked at Meng Xiaoni: "I can really protect this hotpot shop."
The extreme contrast makes Meng Xiaoni's reaction a little slow.
Her eyes floated to the ghosts and back to Guifeng.
The small ghost Phoenix stood on the windowsill, aggressive: "here, I protect it."
Meng Xiaoni tilts her head.
"We understand, we understand. Next time we find a way to eat hot pot. Pay, pay. "
The ghosts nodded nervously, then said goodbye nervously, and finally left nervously.
In the middle of the night, Meng Xiaoni, who wakes up in the same place, and GUI Feng, who used to simply shut her eyes.
Meng Xiaoni did not know how, suddenly asked: "Guifeng, do you have no money?"
GUI Feng
The scene fell silent again.
After a long time, Guifeng flew back to bed without squinting: "you should go to sleep."
With that, lie flat.
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