"This!" When a strong white man dressed as a primitive appeared, Yang Guo and his fathers' comfortable feelings of the vast blue sea disappeared immediately.
The children's mood is not as complicated as that of adults. They don't think so much at all!
From the initial fear of strange confusion, to the "primitive man" wearing animal skin miraculously drilled wood to make fire and successfully danced strange dances in front of them with fragrant smoked grass, the children gradually became less afraid, but went curiously.
What is this doing? Several dads began to ask the "primitive man" in very nonstandard and poor English, and then listened to each other's grunting, but they found that the primitive man couldn't understand the English with the same strong accent.
At this time, zoushimin had an idea and turned to ask Yang Guo, "Yang Guo, what did he say?"
Yes, don't they still have Yang Guo, the imperial super translator?
Yang Guo didn't plan to be in the limelight, but seeing Zou Shimin and other parents' children's knowledge seeking eyes, Yang Guo translated them.
"He said that he would paint us with a kind of paint that their tribe has used for hundreds of years." Yang Guo, a "primitive man", was playing with a small jar and said, "don't worry, everyone!"
As soon as he finished speaking, "primitive man" stretched out a greasy finger to him, and then drew a line on his face.
Well, YangGuo took the lead. Who told him to communicate smoothly with each other? People regard him as their own person. It's him to cut him first!
Yang Guo's exclamation made zoushimin and others nervous one after another: "what, what? What's the matter with you, Yang Guo?"
In fact, nothing happened. It was the cold and greasy paint that made Yang Guo not react for some time, so he called out in surprise.
But Yang Guo didn't want to answer well at this time, and said to other guests in a funny way, "no, he just told me that this paint can't be washed off. The paint on your face has been painted for decades!"
Yang Guo looked serious, and the "primitive man" was really talking to Yang Guo just now, and several dads were surprised.
"No, no! Baba is lying!" Qiqi giggled and said, "what they said is that it can be washed!"
Qiqi's English is the best foreign language she can speak. After all, English is the most popular language, and it is English that Yang Guo usually uses most with foreigners, rather than any strange African language. Qiqi also learned more smoothly after being influenced.
Everyone laughed, and they didn't sigh about Qi Qi's language level, but applauded for Qi Qi's father's behavior.
"Did you break up with dad like this?" Yang Guo gently rubbed Qiqi's hair and laughed.
Everyone honestly let the "primitive man" draw his face, but the appearance of the village head dressed up similarly gave dads not heartless surprises like children, but a disturbing foreboding!
Sure enough!
The super beaten village head told everyone that the theme of this trip was "returning to the Stone Age"! This time, we also need to change clothes, but it's not a simple cosplay, but everyone puts on simple animal skins and starts a survival journey similar to that of primitive people!
Sure enough! The program team of this season is to carry out the toss to the end! It's the last day. As a result, they still don't want to let everyone go!
The first two seasons are not so harsh. For those guests, the last trip can be said to be a completely happy vacation!
Well, there's no way but to continue playing the game according to the program group's process!
Yang Guo and zoushimin were strong and ran fast. Although they took the game black hole Lin Yongjian, they still won the game of holding the baby relay.
However, the three of them were not willing to compete for comfortable accommodation on the hillside. Instead, they voluntarily chose the rough animal skin tent with strong wind and waves on the beach.
"In the last issue, cherish this opportunity to experience!" Zoushimin said to Yang Guo with a smile.
Yang Guo nodded deeply, and he thought so. After a comfortable trip, there are plenty of opportunities. Anyway, it's not bad for that little money.
But after this trip, it is estimated that no one will arrange such painful and happy games and competitions in the future!
To become a primitive man, the most important thing is to find food to fill your stomach! In the morning, they didn't eat much, and the children were all hungry. Yang Guo, zoushimin and Lin Yongjian went to the animal skin tent and decided to go out and look for food!
Of course, this is also the requirement of the program team! And Yang Guo wanted to keep Lin Yongjian, but the program team didn't give it!
"Qiqi, dad will go out later. You and Xuanxuan Dajun must pay attention to safety!" Although there will be pictures taken by the staff of the program group, Yang Guo told anxiously, "you can't go to the sea and play with water!"
Yang Guo is not so serious at ordinary times, but this time is different. This time, he is facing the always ruthless sea! The old people in the village often say, "bully the mountain rather than the water." I fell down in the mountain and just twisted my arms and legs. I was swept away by the waves. I'm afraid I can't even find a corpse in the capital!
In the complex environment of the sea, whether children or adults, whether they can swim or not,
Qiqi just smiled and didn't take it to heart! But dad was super serious and even a little angry. The little girl was scared and took it seriously.
"Listen to your uncle and aunt, good!" Yang Guo's face slowed slightly, patted his daughter's small head and smiled slightly.
"Baba, don't worry!" The little girl gave her father a hug obediently.
On the other hand, Lin Yongjian is also telling Dajun, "you are a big brother, you should take good care of your brothers and sisters, you can't let them go into the water, and you can't go into the water yourself, you know?"
Dajun kissed in ignorance and nodded vaguely.
But is it really up to him to take care of the two little ones? This is a little mysterious! Because this boy still needs others to take care of him. Can you take care of others?
Yang Guo hasn't stayed any longer. He and zoushimin Lin Yongjian went hunting with bamboo poles! Along the way, roast constantly.
Say nothing else, take a bamboo pole to hunt, what can a bamboo pole do? It doesn't hurt to poke people. Hitting kangaroos is probably not enough for kangaroos to scratch.
I'm afraid the primitive people of the stone age wouldn't be so stupid, would they?
"We are going to catch seafood!" Finally, the staff told them the right direction. It was not kangaroo catching. The most famous food in Australia was their seafood!
"Catch lobster! Make delicious food for the little ones!" The dads shouted excitedly, and suddenly became excited.
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