As soon as we entered the private room, we heard sister Miao shouting, "Li Hansong, did you steal to smoke again!!!"
"No, no..." Li Hansong quickly explained.
"Come here!" sister Miao Miao charmingly pointed at Li Hansong.
"What are you doing, daughter-in-law? There are so many people..." Li Hansong walked back to his seat with a smile.
"Ah ah!"
A scream resounded through the private room. Sister Miao Miao put her right hand on Li Hansong's waist, sharpened her silver teeth and shouted, "it's so smoky. She said she didn't smoke!"
"I didn't smoke..." Li Hansong grinned.
"Ah!"
Another scream.
"Ha ha, brother song, you can't do this either. Don't you say you beat your daughter-in-law when you're okay? How can people bully you like this now..." Lin Yao smiled with her small mouth covered.
"Yes, brother song, where is your ability every day?" Zhang Ke also coaxed.
"He's so boastful..." Su glanced at Li Hansong and said contemptuously.
Now I understand that Li Hansong not only boasted with me, but also heard the story of Li Hansong beating his daughter-in-law with Lin Yao and Zhang Ke
"As a male compatriot, let me remind you that your daughter-in-law's behavior has constituted domestic violence. You can choose to call the police!! I know several lawyers. Do you want me to tell you the phone number?" Yang Song winked at Li Hansong.
"Eat..." Li Hansong bowed his head and held the dishes on the table in embarrassment.
"Women can't be used to this thing. Like my daughter-in-law, she doesn't dare to say two when I say one, and she doesn't dare to pout when I let him lie down..." Liu Rui never missed any chance to install B. while drinking beer, he whetted and hawed about how he abused Wu Mei.
"You fucking pull down, Wu Mei can scare you out with a look of shit..." Meng Liang didn't leave Liu Rui any kindness.
"Yes, I got up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. I saw you kneeling at the door and knocking, begging Wu Mei to let you in..." Yuan said foolishly.
"Brother song, do you still pee? Why don't we go to the bathroom again..."
"I just have this idea..."
"Hahaha!!"
The people at our table laughed and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
……
On the other end, the rest room of the harem.
"Brother Hui, my great aunt is coming..." a shy looking woman, fiddling with her milk cover, said to Duan Hui.
"No leave!!" Duan Hui refused without thinking.
"Buy me a bag of sanitary napkins. It needs seven drops of space. It must be lengthened and thickened for night use!!"
"You won't buy it yourself!" Duan Hui said fiercely, covering his bloody nose.
"The guests downstairs choose the channel. They can't leave!! why don't you choose the channel for me!!"
"Take a piece of toilet paper and plug it up..." Duan Hui really handed a piece of toilet paper to the young lady.
"Brother Hui, I can't stop..." the young lady smiled at Duan Huimei.
"Towel..." Duan Hui didn't dare to look at the young lady now, because the young lady had taken off her coat. Duan Hui was really afraid that she couldn't control it.
"Do you want to block up with this thing when something happens to you!!!" the young lady shouted at Duan Hui with the surging waves in front of her chest.
"Shit, I'm still your nanny day by day!" Duan Hui cursed and then turned downstairs
Because we were not here today, Duan Hui and his old car were as tired as a wolf dog. They ran downstairs with wheezing, and soon had to run upstairs with wheezing.
Duan Hui didn't see the old car when he went downstairs. He took out his walkie talkie and shouted, "car son... Car son, please answer!"
Since Duan Hui got the walkie talkie, he didn't talk well. He made it like a special force every day.
"Fart!"
"Where are you?"
"I'm in the bathroom! What are you doing?"
"There's something wrong with this. Come here..."
After a while, the old man ran over with messy hair on the roof and asked breathlessly, "what's the matter?"
"You go out with me..."
"What are you doing out?"
"Buy sanitary napkins..."
"What the fuck happened to you?" the old car scolded speechlessly.
"What the fuck happened to you!! isn't this the lady? Let me run..."
"Roll the calf, they're not here. I can't get busy. You're still in the mood to buy sanitary napkins..." the old car was angry at Duan Hui's words.
"That can't let the young lady receive guests while bleeding!!!" Duan Hui spit and said.
"Shit, go yourself..." the old car was speechless and turned to walk up the stairs.
"It's embarrassing for an old man to buy sanitary napkins..." Duan Hui grabbed the old car and shouted.
"It's not embarrassing for the two old men to buy sanitary napkins!!!"
"Let's go, let's go..." Duan Hui dragged the old car outside.
Duan Hui dragged the old car outside the door. While talking, they walked to the supermarket not far away
"There's so much work in the fucking shop. Why do you have to drag me out..." the old car lit a cigarette and said.
"Take you out to relax..." Duan Hui grabbed the cigarette from the old driver and held it in his mouth.
"Yes, when will they come back? I'm so fucking tired..." the old car muttered.
After a while, they went to the supermarket, bought a bag of sanitary napkins, turned and prepared to go back.
At this time, Duan Hui looked up and saw a familiar figure.
"Do you dare to come back!"
After seeing this figure, Duan Hui threw down the sanitary napkin in his hand and ran out. According to the old car of the eyewitness, Duan Hui's speed of 100 meters at that time could definitely enter 11 seconds!
"What's the matter?" the old car ran over with Duan Hui.
The man saw Duan Hui running with the old car. He ran over and ran very smart to the residential building.
However, Duan Hui's speed is too fast. No matter how he dumps it, he can't get rid of Duan Hui. Duan Hui is like crazy. He follows him with red eyes and scolds while chasing back: "draft it, when I catch up with you, I'll fucking kill you!!!"
"What the hell is going on!!!" the old car shouted after Duan Hui, because he didn't see who Duan Hui was chasing. He also didn't understand who Duan was chasing so badly.
After a while, the figure ran to a two meter high wall, and Duan Hui also ran over.
"Fuck!!" the figure looked at the wall in front of him and spit on his hand. He was ready to rush up in three steps and two steps.
Duan Hui quickly grabbed the figure's pants and pulled them down directly.
"Bang!"
Duan Hui directly threw the figure to the ground, and the figure reacted quickly. He took out his swing knife from his arms and ran straight to Duan Hui's stomach!
PS: bosses, have a meeting!!
This meeting takes a long time. Please prepare small benches, maoke, sausage, mineral water and other items by yourself.
For some reason, this book was put on the shelves. The time when it was put on the shelves was embarrassing. It belonged to the end of the month, so I didn't care too much about some things.
July ended immediately and a new August began.
Many readers asked me about Jiageng. I'll give you a unified reply here.
In August, as long as this book can be in the top 15 of the new book subscription week, two chapters will be added next Monday.
First 10, add three chapters.
First five, add five chapters.
Settlement every weekend, plus change on Monday.
Although we are a little behind the top 15, it is not impossible to work hard.
The new book subscription list is still key to a new book, so every boss should give more support and strive to make the book go further.
As for red envelopes, VIP and other things, if I say I don't want them, I'm just pretending to be B.
But I have always held a calm attitude towards this.
A lot of red envelopes doesn't mean my writing is good.
Less red envelopes doesn't mean I'm not good at writing.
So subscription is the best proof of this book.
I look at the red envelope plus change, but the bosses rest assured that I won't take any errands.
Like the VIP tickets of the rogue boss, the flowers of boss Xiaogang, and the bosses who support me from piracy, I don't say, but I know them all.
Because I wrote them down in my notebook for you. I wrote down those who support me and those who scold me
Ha ha, just kidding. I won't say much. In August, the bosses worked harder and I worked hard. Let's try to get a better result.
Break up!!!