The next day, at four o'clock in the afternoon, several of us sat around the dinner table.
It may be dinner for ordinary people, but it's breakfast for us.
"Brother song, can you tell us the story of yesterday?" the north and the South asked Yang Song with a chicken claw in one hand and a chicken leg in the other hand.
"Don't fucking mention that stupid woman to me. I'm angry at the thought of her!!" Yang Song was obviously hit by that woman yesterday. His nose was still bleeding this morning. He had no choice but to block his two nostrils with toilet paper, but he couldn't breathe when his nose was blocked. He had to breathe with his mouth, So eating with him is a torture. Eat for a while and breathe for a while
"Tell me, I also want to listen to your first love..." Wu Mei blinked her big eyes and said curiously.
"Fuck B, is there nothing wrong with me that day... I took wechat to pick up drifting bottles and played there. When I picked them up, I gave a fucking hint that I wouldn't let me pick them up. I couldn't help shaking them. After shaking them for more than two hours, my wrists were swollen, but there was no beauty, either selling * or a 40 year old widow, but I was about to give up Suddenly, a head appeared in my eyes! "
Speaking of this, Yang Song took a sip of beer, grabbed the chicken leg from the north and south, put it into his mouth, and then said with deep eyes: "her online name is honey peach, what a fucking yearning name, what a fucking fantasy name!!"
"Can you say the key point?" Meng Liang on one side listened to some irritable suggestions.
"Listen to you, listen to me, don't listen to me!!" Yang Song waved the chicken leg on his hand and spit on Meng Liang's face.
"You talk, you talk!!" Meng Liang wiped the spitting star on his face, and dared not speak.
"In this way, I started a sweet journey with this peach. I talked to her every night. It was more than a month. I was cheated by that fool for more than a month... My daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law cried for so long every day. Now I think it's fucking evil. I'll give her Q coins and open iqiyi members, but what about her? She ruined me All the hopes for a better future love turned out to be a fucking lie!! "speaking of this, Yang Song's eyes were filled with tears and his expression was very painful.
"Hahaha!!"
Several of us laughed at Yang Song's expression, especially Liu Rui's straight stomach.
"Haven't you seen her picture?" Wu Mei asked with her mouth covered.
"Yes, come and have a look. Is this picture fucking alone?" Yang Song took out his cell phone and threw it in front of us. I took a closer look at the picture. It's obviously Zhao Liying, okay??
What's more, the most awesome one is the costume photo. It says that the movie will be released someday!!
"This is a star, don't you know?" I looked at Yang Song and asked.
"Now I know. I didn't know. She not only took Zhao Liying's photo as her avatar, but also shared her photos in the circle of friends when she was free. The least sincerity and trust between people were gone. I was fucking angry when I thought about it. I talked to her for more than a month. I didn't expect to meet such a thing. When I saw that woman, I was scared to pee my pants at that time. Is this a fucking person? The face plate needs at least eight circles!! and I painted a big white, just like the old sow who just came out of the circle!! "
Speaking of this, Yang Song even squeezed out a few tears. With an extremely sad expression, he hugged the north and south next to him and cried, "north and south, you know? She ruined all my persistence in love and all my hopes and aspirations for future marriage. I may not believe in online love in my life..."
"No, no..." north and South patted Yang Song on the shoulder and said softly.
"Can you imagine that scene? In order to meet him, I borrowed the suit and leather shoes from Meng Liang's hand. When I walked to the square with the white rose in my hand, so many people looked at me. Do you know how stupid I am on the square, and how stupid she is on the square?"
"Didn't you run away later?" I looked up while eating.
"Can I not fucking run? When I saw her, everyone was stupid. She ran towards me like crazy and called my husband while running!! so many people in the square saw it!! walking dogs, taking children, dancing square dances and setting up stalls on the ground, so many people's eyes focused on us. At that time, I had only one thought in my mind, that's it Is despair, despair, do you understand? "
At this time, Yang Song's whole speech, expression and body movements have reached a level. We all put down our jobs and watched Yang Song's vivid performance.
"Then what happened? Why did you two fight?" Liu Rui asked.
"Then I ran, I ran, she ran, she ran after me, but I couldn't run her at all!! she was so fucking able to run..."
"Did you call me when you ran?" I realized at this time why Yang Song didn't answer the phone after calling me. It turned out that the woman caught up with me and didn't have time to answer the phone.
"Yes, then she caught up with me. She fell over her shoulder and threw me a big somersault. I began to fight back. At first, I could beat him, but then I really didn't have the strength... I let her fight for a long time. Fortunately, you came in time, or I would have to be killed by that stupid woman!!"
Hearing this, we quickly took up our jobs and pretended to eat. If Yang Song knew that we were watching the excitement, we had to be anxious with us
"Jingling bell!! jingling bell!!"
At this time, a burst of mobile phone ring rang.
"Whose? Didn't you say to mute my cell phone during the meeting!!" Yang Song stared and shouted like a cat who saw a mouse when he heard the cell phone ring.
"Not mine, not mine..." I shook my head.
"It's not mine..."
"Mine, mine!!" at this time, Nanbei took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and ran to one side with a silly smile to answer the phone.
"Answer the phone and hide..." Yang Song said, looking at the north and South with his mouth tilted.
"Ha ha!!" I smiled and didn't speak. After a while, North and South ran back and handed my mobile phone to me.
"Looking for you..." north and South looked at me and said.