"If you have this attitude, I can talk to you..." my brother Rui crossed his legs very comfortably, looked at Zhang Fengyu with satisfaction and said.
"What do you want to talk about?" when Zhang Fengyu said these words, he bit his teeth and felt like eating people.
I'm not really bragging. If Zhang Fengyu is given a chance, he will eat Liu Rui raw!!
"Well, I've figured out the names of our contraceptives. Which bar we don't call Hougong and our condoms are called Yulinjun. What do you say?" Liu Rui touched his chin and said.
"OK, just be satisfied..." Zhang Fengyu nodded painfully.
"Don't be so perfunctory. I didn't get the name casually. I tell you, he has a moral!!" Liu Rui was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Fengyu's attitude and shouted in a very excited tone.
"What's the moral?" I asked with a smile.
"..." as soon as I finished this sentence, Zhang Fengyu glared at me.
"You see, isn't our bar the back palace? What the royal guards mean is that no one wants to come in and no one wants to go out!!" Liu Rui explained proudly.
"... awesome!!" Wei Yiwen held back for a long time and spit out these two words.
While Zhang Fengyu sat on the sofa rubbing his hair, his face was loveless.
"Also, you and I can't just make ultra-thin condoms. I'm also going to make ultra-thick condoms, which can benefit those shorter male compatriots. What do you say about the wind and rain?" Liu Rui continued.
"Just be happy..." Zhang Fengyu replied casually, and then rubbed his hair.
"This is a way. Don't say that my thinking is avant-garde..."
I smiled and commented. When Liu Rui heard what I said, he gave me a look of approval. Obviously, he was very satisfied with what I said.
Liu Rui and Zhang Fengyu talked about the condom factory for more than half an hour. My brother Rui popularized Zhang Fengyu from the production method of condoms to the precautions for condom use.
After listening to the popularity of my brother Rui, Zhang Fengyu admired my brother Rui. When he left, he was crying!!
……
After seeing Wei Yiwen off, I had nothing to do. I was ready to walk around the bar. However, before I walked out of the house, my phone rang.
"Hello?" I answered the phone while changing my shoes.
"What are you doing?" Du Xianyang shouted angrily.
"What the fuck can I do? I sleep at home!! what's the matter with you? Eat *!"
"Don't mention it. Do you have time tomorrow?" Du Xianyang asked after a pause.
"There is time, what are you going to do..." at this time, I had changed my clothes and walked out of the house.
"This is not Ji Xuan. His second uncle is dead. I want to ask if you have time to go with a ceremony or something..." Du Xianyang revealed these sadness in his tone.
"When did Ji Xuan have his second uncle? Why don't I fucking know..."
"There are so many things you don't know. I've just come out of the crematorium. Is the scene so scary? It's burned away. I'm just crying here and ready to pee to relieve myself..." Liu Rui said in surprise,
"How did you die, so suddenly!!" I was stunned, bit my saliva and asked.
"Didn't you drink too much in your bar yesterday? You can't stop it if you have to find eight young ladies..." Du Xianyang recalled.
"You're dead? Why didn't our lady say it when she came back!!"
"It's a dead fart. After taking the young lady to the hotel, he found that there were too many people to let go of so many people. Then he asked the young ladies where to rest. He came out to play mahjong with my father..." Du Xianyang continued.
"Can playing mahjong still kill people?" I heard Du Xianyang say more and more mysterious, and I couldn't believe it.
"It's not so good. The old man drank half a night's wine and then played half a night's mahjong. My father said that he fried four Hu in one night and lost his pants..."
"And then?"
"Then the last one came, one by one. When the old man was excited, he smoked directly. He smoked and vomited white foam. He didn't slow down after he was sent to the hospital. You said it was very good. An old man was still discussing Dali pill with me a few days ago. He said he would die. Man, it's too fucking fragile..." Du Xianyang was a little sad.
"Are you telling the truth?" after a long time, I still think Du Xianyang is talking to me.
"Can I fucking tease you? Tease you? Can I joke about Ji Xuan's second uncle?" Du Xianyang shouted reluctantly.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier? It's all cremated. What's the use of telling me..."
"I don't fucking know if you know me or not. What do I ask you to do!!"
"What do you mean by telling me now?" I asked speechlessly.
"Er, I'm just too sad. I want to tell you and express my sadness..." Du Xianyang sighed.
"Grass, can you hang up after you express it, big brother!!" I shouted irritably while driving.
"It's not me, you don't know. My sadness is not fucking moving, but no one has done the work. Do you understand what I mean?" Du Xianyang replied to me with some embarrassment.
"Next time you have something to say, will you..." after understanding Du Xianyang's meaning, I scolded very irritably.
"I'm a little embarrassed..."
"Roll the calf!! tell me something quickly. I'm driving here..."
"I have some work here. Do you think you can do it for me!" Du Xianyang said directly.
"Brother, I'm so busy every day. You don't know where I have time to help you. Can you let me go..." I should be angry and cry when I heard Du Xianyang's words. I'm heartless and heartless and ask me to work for him every day. I can't do my own work.
"You don't need to do it yourself, just find some people for me..." Du Xianyang quickly explained.
"What work? I'll see if I can arrange it for you..." I thought for a while and asked.
"It's no big deal, just a small dispute in the countryside. I want to find someone to solve it. It seems that my appearance is not good. I just want you to contact me. At that time, the benefit fee can't be less..." Du Xianyang explained to me.
"Your business?"
"No, my friend's..."
"Grass, what rotten things come to me every day. I'll find someone to contact you later..."
After that, I hung up directly.