On the highway.
"It's not Pu'er. Why is it so far away? Can we go by train?"
I used a steel bullet mobile phone to navigate the specific location of Pu'er City. After finding out the route, I directly confused B!!
"Not more than 800 kilometers..." lin ning answered me while washing poker.
"I'll fuck you, 800 kilometers, 1600 miles!! my grass... It's more fucking difficult than getting scriptures in the West. I say how can you let me drive!!"
At this moment, I have completely collapsed. If it weren't for the high-speed kilometer, I would have jumped off.
"Isn't it thousands of miles to learn lessons?" iron egg said to me while holding poker.
"Get out of here!!" I chewed my teeth and scolded, then turned on the radio and listened to the radio.
"When you're out, hurry up!!" lin ning shouted staring at the iron bullet.
"Don't fucking rush me, I'll analyze whether what's left in his hand is the king or Xiao Wang..." iron egg looked at Meng song and felt JB professional analysis.
"Brother, I've just dumped the two kings, and you should fucking study it!!" lin ning should let the iron egg toss into a fool. He can play poker. He's blind JB. Meng song hasn't been a landlord since he started playing.
"Leaf, if you're sleepy later, call me and I'll take over your shift..." the idle Steel Bullet said to me at this time.
"No, I'm ok now..."
"Ha ha..." the steel bullet didn't speak, and then looked down and watched the movie on his mobile phone.
In this way, I drove the car. Meng song and his friends were playing poker and pulling light. Time passed very fast. In the blink of an eye, it was dark.
"It's getting dark. Shall we continue walking or find a place to have a rest?"
After I saw the sign of the high-speed exit, I turned and asked Mengsong.
"Just hug Pu'er City..." Meng song gave me a reply without even thinking about it.
"No, brother, if you drive to Pu'er City, you'll have to drive tomorrow morning!! you guys are playing poker and pulling the calf. I'm fucking tired. Can you think about it for me!!" I shouted at Meng song with a ferocious expression.
"..." Meng song was silent for a moment, then said to the steel bullet, "you drive for him for a while..."
"OK!!" the steel bullet nodded, then patted me on the shoulder and said, "find a place to listen..."
Three minutes later, I parked my car in the service area. Originally, steel bullet took my class, but Tiedan really didn't want to play poker with Meng song and lin ning, so Tiedan took my class.
Several of us went to the supermarket to buy some boxes of cigarettes, some sausages, instant noodles, mineral water and so on, and then set off on the road again.
On the bus, several of us soaked the instant noodles, then took a casual bite of the sausage, and then played poker. At first, we fought against the landlord, and then the steel bullet wanted to play, so the four of us played gold flowers.
Although I don't like gambling very much and have no addiction, I still like to play with gold flowers.
Because I think the gambling method of zajinhua looks at luck on the surface. In fact, when you play more, you will find that zajinhua is a test of a person in many aspects, and luck may be the smallest factor.
And when you play with a person, you can easily see a person's character and temperament.
The simplest thing is that Meng song is very stable when playing cards. No matter playing cards or small cards, there is an expression on his face. You will never feel the change in his heart. This ability is accumulated by his experience for so many years. On the contrary, lin ning is very impatient. He doesn't know how to bear it when he gets the big card, so he throws the small card directly, Such a man will never win money when he plays with gold flowers.
In this way, the four of us pierced the golden flower until dawn. Meng song won money with me. If the steel bullet didn't lose or win, lin ning lost like a fool.
……
At eight the next morning.
We arrived in Pu'er City.
The van bumped along the road. Iron egg yawned and looked at the navigation on the mobile phone.
"What the hell does this fucking navigation mean? Why take me around? Fuck me!!"
Iron egg, with dark circles under his eyes, shouted at Mengsong with a tired face.
"Snore..."
At this moment, Meng song has fallen asleep. Lin ning rubbed his eyes, looked at his mobile phone, and then said to the iron egg, "let's find a place to have a rest. I'm afraid the van will explode..."
"How can I find a place in this fucking wilderness!! there's nothing in this B place..."
Iron egg patted the steering wheel and answered silently.
"There should be a village when you drive forward. You see, it's smoking over there..."
The steel bullet pointed to the front and said in a positive tone.
"Pa!!"
Iron egg patted the mobile phone, then bit his teeth and threw the mobile phone to the steel bullet.
"No electricity..."
"I'll find a place to charge later!!" the steel bullet pressed the start button twice and found that it couldn't be opened at all. Speechless, he put the mobile phone back in his pocket.
Half an hour later, it was getting brighter and brighter, and the surrounding roads were becoming more and more spacious.
The iron egg car drove very fast, and bungalows appeared in my sight.
"Big brother, there's someone in front!"
Iron egg stared at red eyes and shouted excitedly.
"Hurry up and find a hotel to have a rest..."
Steel Bullet closed his eyes and whispered back.
Ten minutes later, our drove into a small town.
"Creak!!"
Iron egg put on the brake, parked the van in front of a hotel, then turned around and shouted at us, "don't sleep, get off!"
"Where are you?" I was the first to wake up, rubbed my eyes and stretched.
"Fuck, I'm so tired!!" lin ning woke up, then pulled the door open and jumped down first.
"Wow!!"
After lin ning got off the bus, he squatted on the ground and vomited. The guy vomited so much that he didn't spit out his fucking stomach.
"What kind of lattice are you..."
Meng song shook his head at lin ning, then followed us into the hotel with his big mouth.
"This fucking iron egg is too unstable to drive... Give me carsick!!"
Lin ning explained while wiping his mouth, and then staggered into the hotel.
After entering the hotel, several of us opened two rooms with my ID card, because none of theirs could be used.
"Have a rest. I have to go out to work at night..."
After Meng Song said this, he turned to look at us and found that all of us had fallen asleep on the ground.
"Shit, I can't fucking work. I can't sleep fast..."
Munson muttered, then stuck his head on the bed and went to sleep.