The police looked at Liu Rui up and down, and then whispered, "you two really called the police?"
"Nonsense, I don't call the police. What am I doing here?" Liu Rui replied in silence.
"Pay attention to your speaking attitude..." Han Chao scolded wordlessly.
The little policeman looked at Liu Rui and was stunned. Then he found a table directly from his book and handed it to Liu Rui. Then he looked at Liu Rui and asked, "did you call the police before you came?"
"Forget..." Liu Rui replied with a smile.
"No..." the policeman looked at Liu Rui silently, then clenched his teeth and said, "you can forget to call the police before you come. Did you lose your sow or what? You're so sad..."
"You're right. In his eyes, it's no different from losing two sows..." Han Chao bared his teeth and replied.
"..." the policeman looked at Liu Rui for a while and said, "well, you two just find a place to fill in this form."
"Uncle policeman, we two have something urgent. Why do we fill in the form?" Liu Rui shouted at the policeman.
"Look who's in a hurry here?" the policeman replied with staring eyes, and then said: "our side is a small police station with fewer people and more reports. You can make do with it."
"It's not whether you're a police station or a bank. I have to queue up to report the fucking case. Do I use the whole number or something?" Liu Rui shouted speechless.
"I told you, our side is a small police station. If you really have something urgent, you can go to the police station in the city and call the police. If you're not in a hurry, line up on our side..." the policeman replied speechless.
Liu Rui looked up at the policeman, then smiled and said, "if I really have something urgent, why do you delay me?"
"What do you say?" asked the policeman, squinting his eyes.
"Tell me who is responsible for the accident?" Liu Rui shouted, staring at the beads.
"No, are you sick? If you don't call the police, what should you do if you don't call the police? I don't have time to talk to you, okay?" the police also stared at Liu Rui and shouted.
"What's your attitude, comrade?" Han Chao shouted a little.
"That's my attitude. What do you want?" the policeman asked Han Chao.
"Fuck you..." Han Chao couldn't control his mood when he heard this. He was about to run towards the little policeman.
"What are you doing?" Liu Rui shouted at Han Chao, staring at the beads, and then scolded Han Chao: "why, you have to fight with others, isn't it? They're police, and you fucking reach out and attack the police!"
Han Chao looked at Liu Rui and didn't speak.
"What Comrade, we'll finish filling out the form now. Don't care..." Liu Rui smiled back to the police, then reached out and took out the cigarette in his trouser pocket and stuffed it into the police's hand. The police looked down at the Chinese cigarette in his hand, stunned, and then said with his mouth tilted: "If you know something, just fill out the form and come to me later..."
"Thanks..." Liu Rui bared his teeth and replied.
"Let your friend pay attention!" the policeman pointed to Han Chao and said, then ran to his office with the shelf.
Liu Rui squinted at the form in his hand, turned his head at Han Chao and said, "are you fucking crazy? What are you doing with him when you're free?"
"I don't fucking like this fool..." Han Chao replied with a big mouth.
"I don't know who you can see." Liu Rui scolded wordlessly, then directly threw the form into Han Chao's hand, then looked at Han Chao and said, "what, you fill in this form!"
"I can't fucking write..." Han Chao shouted righteously.
"You can't write. What the fuck are you shouting at me?" Liu Rui scolded speechless. Then he took the form and found a place at random, puckered his ass and began to fill in the form.
"What's the postcode here?" Liu Rui asked, looking at Han Chao after writing a few times.
"I don't know..." Han Chao replied with great emotion.
"This fucking case is like his mother's. even several children in his mother's house ask him if my children have anything to do with me calling the police..." Liu Rui scolded silently, and then shouted: "I have nothing to write in the process of this fucking accident. How the fuck do I know?"
Liu Rui murmured and hawed for a long time. Finally, he filled in the form, then walked to the door of the office and knocked gently.
"Come in!"
The voice of the little policeman sounded.
Hearing this, Liu Rui hurriedly pushed open the door, then smiled at the police and said, "what Comrade, I've filled in..."
"Go out and wait..."
After the police took the form, they directly reached out and pushed Liu Rui. Liu Rui was stunned at the police, didn't speak, and silently withdrew from the room.
……
On the highway.
I sat in the Land Rover and squinted at the scenery outside.
"How the hell is it so far?" Ji Xuan looked at his watch and shouted with some collapse.
"Why, can't you sit still?" I asked with a smile.
"Grass, I've been fucking holding my urine for three hours..." Ji Xuan replied speechlessly, looked up at things and asked, "man, how long do we have to take?"
Things heard this, looked down at the GPS in the car, smiled and said, "it's estimated that it will take more than two hours..."
"What's the matter?" Ji Xuan stared at the beads and shouted. Then he hurriedly shouted: "find me a place to stop. I'm so fucking suffocating, and my bladder is suffocating and exploding..."
"If we go to the service station, it will be far away..." the thing replied with a smile.
"That his mother also can't hold back?" Ji Xuan stares at beads and shouts.
"Why don't you make do with this?" I stretched out my hand and took out a mineral water bottle, looked at Ji Xuan with a smile and said.
Ji Xuan looked at the mineral water bottle in my hand and was stunned. Then he shouted at the top of his voice, "can this thing fucking pee?"
"Then you don't have to..." I replied with a smile, and then said: "we used to use this thing..."
"Roll the calf, if I fucking believe you, I might as well pee in my pants..." Ji Xuan replied to me irritably.
"Ha ha..." I smiled and didn't speak.
After about ten minutes, Ji Xuan looked at me with a big green face and was stunned. Then he smiled and said, "what about the leaf? What about the mineral water bottle you just had? Lend me..."