After dinner, because of my good performance today, my mother let me play computer for a while. I played computer for a while, watched TV for a while, and was ready to go to bed. It may be the reason for the fight today, so I was sleepy earlier.
When I fell asleep, I had that very strange dream, which I had dreamed several times. I dreamed that I was walking on the main road and met a foreigner who gave me a cake and said to me; "You must deliver the cake to this place before three o'clock, or he will explode." then he gave me an address note and left.
I looked at my watch. It was two forty-seven, so I hurried to the address on the note.
Finally, I ran to the address before three o'clock. Then I knocked on the door. A man with a beard opened the door, pulled me in and closed the door.
There were many people in the room. They took the cake in my hand and cut it up. There was no * in it. Then they began to sing happy birthday.
I stood aside and asked, "is there anything else? I'll go first if it's all right."
"Oh, I almost forgot you." the big beard said, went inside and took out a book.
"You should memorize all this book before dawn tomorrow, or we will destroy the earth." beard handed me the book and said solemnly.
"What are you talking about? Destroying the earth?" I said with a little doubt.
"Yes," said bearded, still serious.
"Then I won't be the Savior. I won't carry it. I have to go home." then I went out.
At this time, beard took out a gun and pointed it at me and said, "if you go now, I'll kill you!"
"Fuck, it's not like this. Let me carry you. Don't give it to me earlier, and I'm in the mood to eat cake here." looking at the black muzzle, I knew that these people were serious.
"Stop talking nonsense and recite it quickly!" bearded threw down this sentence and left.
After bearded left, I opened the book and found that it was full of Buddhist scriptures.
"Fuck, play Dad! I can't fucking carry it for half a year!" I felt dead in an instant.
Then I woke up. I wiped the sweat on my face, "why did you have this dream again?"
I have had this dream many times. I began to do it when I was a child, and it is a plot. I don't know what this dream means, but I always feel very strange.
"No, tomorrow I have to find a fortune teller to calculate whether I am the savior or or not." I lay in bed and totaled myself.
The next day, because Yuanyuan came home and was scolded, his mother wouldn't let him out, so he didn't come to us. I slept at home and watched TV in the morning. In the afternoon, Meng Liang asked me to play billiards. When I got to billiards, Meng Liang and Liu Rui had already played.
Looking at Rego's back, I couldn't help sighing: "this child is a little tiger. He has a mummy in his dream."
"Why are you laughing? Do you know who initiated the revolution of 1911?" I couldn't help asking when I saw Meng Liang laughing happily.
"You don't talk nonsense, of course the revolution of 1911 was initiated by Liu Bei." Meng Liang's tone was full of confidence.
Hearing Meng Liang's words, I immediately felt that I was careless in making friends. What people do I know? I don't even know that the revolution of 1911 was initiated by Chairman Mao. How ignorant, how terrible it is to have no culture. Reading pornographic novels every day is the end!
I don't want to continue to communicate with this illiterate. I lie on the table and am ready to go to bed.
The time to sleep is always so fast that two classes have passed unconsciously. I opened my eyes and saw that Meng Liang was still concentrating on his yellow magazine, while Ruige was still standing in the corridor. There was no way that the position could only belong to a man like me.
"Class is over!" the teacher turned and walked out of the classroom.
This is the last class in the morning. It's time for lunch. I stretched and photographed brother Liang, who was immersed in pornographic novels.
"Don't look, it's time to eat, big brother." I'm deeply worried about Meng Liang's future.
"Oh, you scared the hell out of me. I thought the teacher was coming." Meng Liang was so frightened that he stood up.
"I'm convinced, too. It's the first time I've seen you like this. Reading a pornographic novel can fascinate me like this." I looked at Meng Liang standing up and said.
"What do you know? I call it learning." Meng Liang said proudly instead of being ashamed.
At this time, our great Rego also came from the corridor and ran to me with a cheap smile.
"Brother Han, I'm hungry."
"You're hungry. What does it have to do with me? Don't fucking pull my pants." Liu Rui said and pulled up my pants.
"Let's go and have dinner." Meng Liang reluctantly hid his pornographic novels.
"OK, brother Liang is powerful. Let's go to dinner!" Liu Rui cheered as soon as he heard about dinner.
"Do you have money?" Meng Liang said to Liu Rui, who was excited.
"I have fucking money. As for those who betray their personality, are they behind you!" Rego was obviously unhappy when he heard about the money, which was his pain.
The three of us walked to the outside of the classroom while making noise. Before we reached the door, we saw a group of people chirping towards us. It was no one else who started. It was the protagonist of the epic disaster blockbuster potato, a non famous Er Renzhuan actor, potato.
"Brother Liang, I'm looking for you." I saw Tudou smile and said to Meng Liang.
"What are they looking for you for?" Liu Rui went to bed at that time, so he didn't know what happened during the big break.
"Brother Rui, let me discuss something with you." Meng Liang suddenly looked at Liu Rui with a cheap smile.
"What's up?" Liu Rui was cautious when he saw Meng Liang's smile.
"In fact, it's no big deal, right? These people may hit me later. Can you help me get beaten up!"
"Sleeping trough, it's not big! It's too betrayal of personality. I won't do it. I have something to do. I'll go first and contact another day." after Ruige said that, he suddenly ran to the door.
Meng Liang pulled him back like a chicken, stared and asked, "is he still a good friend?"
"No, we don't know each other well," Liu Rui said, shaking his head by Meng Liang's collar.
"I've known you for so many years and you don't help me with this, do you?" Meng liang thought it was impossible to discuss with Liu Rui, so he had to threaten.
"Brother, what are you going to do? Why do you think of me as soon as you get beaten? Is it easy for me? I, I came back to school, and I was fucking beaten." my brother Rui said. I felt that he was going to cry. To tell the truth, the child was really not easy.
"I'll take care of your meal this week!" Meng Liang said helplessly when he saw the threat.
"Deal!" Rego immediately smiled and agreed happily.
"You didn't say it earlier. Take this effort to grind haw. Come on, who wants to beat Meng Liang and pass your grandpa Rui first." as soon as Ruige heard about dinner, he immediately turned into a super Saiya and stood at the door of our class with an attitude of one man in charge of the pass and ten thousand people.
At this time, they also walked into the classroom of our class. When Ruige saw the potato, he was stunned for a few seconds, then came forward and looked at the potato carefully, then burst into a laugh, covered his mouth and said, "Why are you so ugly, ha ha ha!"
"Who are you? Where did you come from? What's this?" Liu Rui's behavior and language suddenly confused Tudou.
"Can you stop talking to me? You look so funny that you laugh to death." my brother Rui has laughed so much that he began to cover his stomach.
"That fucking fool, I'll clean up Meng Liang first, and then I'll clean up you later. How come there are so many fools in this class?" Tudou said silently, looking at Ruige, who covered his stomach and laughed.
The potato said and walked over to Meng Liang and me. Then he looked at Meng Liang and said, "you have to come this morning?"
"It's me, why?" Meng Liang crooked his neck and said with a smile.
"Why? Brothers, kill him for me." Tudou waved like a big brother of the underworld, and then the people after the meeting rushed to me and Meng Liang. At this critical moment, a tall and majestic sound and shadow stood in front of Meng Liang and me. This figure was not others, but our great Ruige.
Rego put his hands behind us like an old hen protecting her chicks, and then shouted, "wait a minute!"
When Tudou saw Liu Rui suddenly coming out, he stopped his pace, then looked helplessly, and Liu Rui said, "it's not why it's you again. We'll count it later when you say I'm ugly. Can you roll away now?"
"If you don't want to beat Meng liang?" Liu Rui wanted to say this sentence more seriously, but he couldn't help laughing at the potato face, so he said this sentence with a smile.
"Why, what do you mean?" the potato asked again.
"Don't hit Meng Liang, hit me!"
"Lying trough, where are you playing? People are heroes saving beauty. What can you do to save a big master?" Tudou was obviously confused by my brother Rui and said with some confusion.
"He is a beauty, and I am not a hero. I am a hero, and he is not a beauty." in the face of Tudou's question, my brother Rui suddenly made this sentence. I have to say that my brother Rui's poetic temperament is becoming stronger and stronger. In fact, isn't it because of a week's meal? As for the whole art?
"Fuck you, get out of here quickly. How did you meet such a fool?" Tudou obviously couldn't accept my Rego's literature and art, and shouted impatiently.
After the potatoes shouted, the group of people directly ignored Liu Rui and rushed over like us. Liu Rui saw that the potatoes didn't hit at all, so he shouted, "you're a fool. You don't hit the ones that came to the door. Don't forget brother Liang's rice. I really want to be beaten for you. I can't help it if they don't hit me."
When the potato ran to Meng Liang, it was a foot. This small posture, I have to say, it was practiced. The potato obviously used a lot of strength, but Meng Liang didn't seem to respond. When he was forced to take this foot, he didn't even move. Others also called to us. Meng Liang and I had to step back step by step.
"Let you have nothing to do. I'll have to be beaten with you, grass." I scolded Meng Liang with dissatisfaction.
"What's the use of saying this now? Hurry to think of a way. I'll have to worry about it." Meng Liang said as he stepped back.
"Hurry up, I'm starving and waiting for dinner." Liu Rui, who was watching the excitement, sat on the table and shouted heartlessly to us.
"Fuck off!" Meng Liang and I scolded Liu Rui.
Just as we were about to be forced to the corner, suddenly a voice came.
"What are you doing? Stop fighting and stop!"
I looked up and saw that the heroine of the incident appeared. Zhao Bing stood at the door and shouted in panic. While shouting, he ran to the classroom and wanted to come and fight.
When they heard someone shouting to stop, those people stopped and looked in the direction of Zhao Bing. When Tudou saw Zhao Bing, he immediately ran to Zhao Bing and said with a smile, "Bingbing, how did you come back?"
Zhao Bing didn't even look at the potatoes. He ran directly to us and asked softly, "are you two okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"
"They're all right. Don't worry." before we could talk, Liu Rui shouted at Zhao Bing. After shouting, Liu Rui jumped down from the table and walked to the potato and asked with a smile: "man, are you finished? I'm still waiting for them to take me to dinner. It's in a hurry. If you don't play enough this time, can you play again next time?"
"Fuck off!" Tudou scolded reluctantly after hearing Liu Rui's words. He obviously didn't like to pay attention to our brother Rui.
"Zhao Bing, if you don't promise me today, I'll beat these two fools." Tudou went to Zhao Bing and said angrily.
"How can you do this? You can't beat them both." Zhao Bingmei frowned and said.
"You said you wouldn't fight if you didn't fight. I'll fight today. What can you do?"
"If you want to hit them, hit me first!" Zhao Bing said stubbornly in front of us.
"Don't be shameless, Zhao Bing? I'm so anxious that I can't even see you!" seeing Zhao Bing protecting us, Tudou was even more angry and raised his finger to Zhao Bing and scolded.
"Then you can fight." Zhao Bing closed his eyes and took a step forward, looking like you can fight at will.
"Get out of the way. Today I'll see who can save them." said the potato and suddenly pulled Zhao Bing.
Zhao Bing's small physique could stand the potato, so he fell to the ground all at once. Seeing Zhao Bing lying on the ground, brother Liang was obviously unhappy. He clenched his fist and went to Tudou and said, "you're still not an old man. How can you even beat a woman."
"Wow!"
Meng Liang grabbed the hot pot with both hands and swung his arms. The pot full of hot pot poured out directly at the rivet man.
The people at the door were unprepared and crowded to dodge. The first two people were crying out by the old soup in the hot pot!
"Bang!"
Liu Rui raised his stool and photographed rivet man directly.
"Ow!" the rivet man screamed and was about to fight back.
"What the fuck are you looking at!!! Help!!!" the rivet man's companion shouted.
When we saw that there was help, we all joined the battle.
"Your mother is a B. I haven't touched her ass, so you fucking touched it!!! You can tell me who touched it!!" Liu Rui tilted his mouth, grabbed the rivet man's neck with his left hand, and tripped him down in an instant.
"Stop fighting...!" Wu Mei shouted and came to fight.
"Get away from me." Liu Rui shook his hand and pushed Wu Mei aside. Then he pulled his neck and shouted, "fuck NIMA, beat me to death! Don't let go of any!! count one!!"
Hui, Yang Song and Yuan Yuan of the old depot sobered up and joined the fight with beer bottles. The most fucking brilliant thing is Yang Song. He carries a hot pot basin and doesn't know what the danger is, where there are many people and where to do!
Yang Song's foundation of radio Gymnastics in primary and secondary schools for more than ten years was not given in vain. He gave full play to his unparalleled unique skill: "blind b-playing!"
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Liu Rui was totally abnormal, as if he had changed after drinking wine. Holding the bench leg in his hand, he ran to the rivet man's head one after another.
"Ow, ow, Ow!"
Moreover, the cry of this rivet man is also very special, just like the cry of pigs when killing pigs. The howling one after another suddenly makes me seem to have returned to the pigsty of Zhang Laosan's family in my childhood, and an inexplicable homesickness suddenly arises in my heart.
Three or four young men swung the bench and ran to Liu Rui's head.
"Bang! Bang!"
Liu Rui was hit by the bench, staggered for two steps, and then swung blindly with the bench legs.
Three minutes later, the other party was dry outside the door, and the rivet man who Liu Rui didn't know how many times he hit his head got up, covered his scalded face and ran away.
"Stop chasing!!!" Wu Mei shouted at us standing at the door.
"Chanima, you're a soldier, just stand there!" Liu ruigen ignored Wu Mei's stubble and chased him desperately with a bench leg in his hand.
The other party wanted to get in the car and run, but as soon as Liu Rui caught up with him, he hit people, so the pair didn't dare to stop and had to run to the street on foot.
"Draft, can you stop chasing!!!" rivet man turned his head and shouted at Liu Rui as he ran.
"Draft, I have to kill you today..." Liu Rui came up with wine, his eyes red and ran after him like crazy.
We chased half the street. Rivet man couldn't run any more and lay on the ground.
"Draft it? Why don't you run away?" Liu Rui asked loudly, dragging the rivet man's hair.
"Brother, can we stop fighting? Just say what you want to do?" rivet man prayed.
"OK! Fuck you, don't fight anymore!!" Liu Rui asked
"Don't fight, don't fight..." rivet man is thin and weak. In addition, he was pressed on the ground by us, so he moved his neck a little. There was a burning pain under the pulled hair.
"Yuanyuan, find me a piece of dirt..." Liu Rui shouted at Yuanyuan.
After a while, Yuan Yuan handed Liu Rui a fistful of dirt.
"Man, man, what are you doing!!!" rivet man looked at the dirt in Liu Rui's hand and asked shivering.
"Draft it, open your mouth!!!"
Liu ruigen didn't pay attention to the rivet man. He broke the rivet man's mouth, and then directly stuffed the dirt into the rivet man's mouth.
"Woo woo!!"
Rivet man looked at Liu Rui with dirt in his mouth and panic on his face. I know what he wants to say. He may be expressing: "it's not the baby's heart, it's also very blocked!!"
Wu Mei was watching us bully rivet man. At first, she didn't care. Later, she couldn't see it anymore. She was a little anxious. She stretched out her hand to pull Liu Rui and shouted, "all right! Almost all right!!!"
"Give me a long memory later, you know? You can't touch anyone's ass..." Liu Rui stood up from the rivet man and patted the soil on his hands.
Rivet man nodded quickly.
"Let's go!!!" Liu Rui was almost angry and turned to follow Wu Mei to the outside of the street.
"What's wrong with Liu Rui today? He doesn't have such a temper at ordinary times?" the old car looked at Liu Rui's back and asked me.
"The power of love!!!" I thought about it and replied simply.
"What is love? Love is a story that can turn a fool into a tiger..." Yang Song also explained his unique views on love.
"I'd better not offend him in the future. This B is a little tiger..." Duan Hui shook his head and said.
After returning to the hot pot shop, Meng Liang, Yuan Yuan and Duan Hui got on the old car, while Liu Rui became a flower escort, first sent Wu Mei back to the hotel, and then went back to the little bee to find us.
"I think this B can't come back tonight..." Yang Song said in a low mood, looking at the back of Liu Rui and Wu Mei through the window.
"If he comes back, he will not be a man..." said Yuan Yuan.
"I guess it's just Wu Mei's temper. Liu Rui dares to go to bed and pedal him down with one foot..." Meng Liang also followed the gossip.
"I agree with that. Liu Rui has a small lattice, and Wu Mei can beat them..." I smiled and said.
"Hey, I'm a good girl, let Liu Rui be a disaster!!!" Yang Song turned his head and looked at the stars outside the window, with a lonely flash in his eyes.
"Why, why don't you try?" I asked with a smile.
"Pull it down, my lattice is not as good as Liu Rui..." Yang Song immediately refused.
"Ha ha ha!"
A car of people laughed.
Although we say so, everyone still hopes that these two people can be together. First of all, Liu Rui looks like that. It's really hard to find an object. If Wu Mei can take a fancy to him, it's really his blessing.
And although Wu Mei is a little tiger at ordinary times, on the whole, she is still a good person and has a cheerful personality. Moreover, she should also have a lot of money at home. You can see from the car she drives. Although she is tough, she can control Liu Rui, and both of them are the best. Liu Rui also has real feelings for Wu Mei, otherwise he can't be so crazy today.
Thinking about it, I think of Su Su again. I've been busy these days and ignored her. I decided to go back to contact Su Su.
After I got home, I took out my mobile phone and called Su Su Su directly. It may be because I haven't contacted Su Su Su for so long. Su Su Su's voice was obviously cold.