Chapter 1292

SZ high school toilet.

Meng Liang squatted in the toilet, his face flushed, which was obviously caused by excessive force.

"What have Liu Rui and Yuan Yuan done? Why haven't they come back yet?" Meng Liang asked me while trying to shit.

"Yuanyuan was fooled by Liu Rui to steal the tomb. It's not certain when he will come back. The specific time depends on how their tomb stealing progress is." I fanned the smell in front of my nose, looked at Meng Liang, took out two cigarettes, threw one to Meng Liang and lit one by myself.

"Isn't they really going to steal the tomb?" Meng Liang took out his lighter and lit the cigarette. He asked in surprise.

"It is said that my brother Rui has found the tomb of Egyptian mummies, and they are ready to open a new era of tomb theft in China." I think of Liu Rui who told me mysteriously that he found the tomb of Egyptian mummies. My heart is desolate. The child's IQ is obviously useless. I feel sad for his father.

"No, is he careless? When the mummy was found in the northeast of his mother, why did the Pharaoh emigrate?" Meng Liang felt sorry for Liu Rui's IQ.

"Then who knows what he thinks? He won't listen to any advice. He has to take Yuanyuan to fight with the mummy. Yuanyuan is also very looking forward to the tomb robbing trip. They set out after discussion."

"Liu Rui is stupid about this yuan!" I can read Meng Liang's deep concern about yuan yuan from his already red face.

"It can't be said that Liu Rui fooled yuan yuan. As long as Yuan Yuan has a little heart, he can't talk to Liu Rui about this." I took a deep smoke and said.

"It's not sharp, but it's more stupid now. And can you stop putting cigarettes in your trouser pocket? I smell like shit when I smoke." Meng Liang looked at me with a disgusted face and said.

"Fart, you smoke while you shit. It doesn't smell like shit. I put my cigarette in my pants pocket, but I didn't put it in my fucking pants. I didn't pull the shit in my fucking pants." Meng Liang, a shameless villain, complained first.

"Who said I brought Yuan Yuan silly?" a cheap voice came from the door of the toilet as soon as I finished.

When I looked up, an unidentified object that looked like a human walked towards us with elegant small steps.

When the unidentified object came to me, he naturally shook his unwashed hair for more than half a year and my face dandruff. The unidentified object looked at me with his soya bean sized eyes, and then said to me solemnly: "speak ill of others in the future. Keep your voice down. Do you know how many people think they were killed? You haven't mixed the society. You don't understand these things. I don't blame you."

I looked at the unidentified object pretending to be forced. I really wanted to go up and give him a mouth.

Meng Liang raised his rosy and pale face, looked at the unidentified object, smiled and said, "did you succeed in stealing the tomb? Did you fight with the mummy happily?"

The unidentified object took the remaining cigarette end from my hand and wrapped it hard with a sad face. Idiot shovel the wrong tap. The Yuan Yuan made a fool of him to dry the tap water pipe and tap water. He hung up on us. I was glad to see it, or I had to let the tap water die for me.

After listening to "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha", I made an appointment with Meng Liang and laughed.

"What are you laughing at? Can I have such a fucking accident if I don't take that fool Yuanyuan? This stupid child really makes me break my glass heart." seeing Meng Liang and me, the unidentified object was obviously a little unhappy and said with a sad look.

"What about Yuanyuan? Why did you come back alone? Why didn't he come back to class?" I looked behind the unidentified object and didn't find Yuanyuan.

"Shovel not tap the wrong place, but also a spade that has dried up the idiot performance of tap water pipes, and organized him to reflect on his home." unidentified objects raised his head with pride.

Obviously, people are organized. Talking is different.

"It's all organized now? What organization?" Meng Liang raised his pants and stamped his numb legs. He asked curiously.

"Even the grave robbers Association doesn't know. You're so ignorant." the unknown object looked at Meng Liang with his small eyes and despised eyes.

"It's the first time I've heard that there is an association for tomb theft. Who is the president?" Meng Liang asked again.

"It's your majesty!" the unidentified object was as proud as a little princess.

"Vice President yuan yuan?" although Meng Liang already had the answer in his heart, he couldn't help asking.

"At present, he still needs to organize an investigation and audit. The child is a little tiger. I'm a little worried about giving him the vice president." said Yuanyuan, and the unidentified object is also very worried.

"It's not that I despise you two. You're the only two. You're the whole Association. If those grave robbers know, they'll have to kill you both. I'll die alive." after listening to this, I said a word in utter silence. Then I threw my cigarette butts into the toilet pit, turned and walked out of the toilet. Meng Liang smiled and followed me out.

"Why, who dares to hit me? Let me see! Do you despise our tomb robbing association? Don't you think he has few people now. It's better to develop slowly. There were only three people when Taoyuan was sworn in. Later, people established a country!" when I heard that I insulted his Association, the unidentified object was obviously very reluctant to run out of the toilet, He shouted at us in the corridor, which attracted countless people's eyes.

Meng Liang and I hastened to speed up our pace. We really didn't want others to know that we knew the chairman of the tomb robbing Association behind us.

"You two stop for me. Why, it's a shame to dislike me. Today, ye Han, you don't admit your mistake with me, I'll shout here, and I'll let the whole grade know you." the unidentified object clearly saw our intention, not only didn't converge, but his voice increased a lot.

Sometimes you really have no way to take such a person. You should never try to defeat a fool, because he will clearly tell you what is right and wrong in the most stupid way of behavior. In the words of the unidentified object itself, my life is cheap anyway. It's a big deal that I change my life with you. I'm suitable for whatever.

Now this situation is, anyway, his people have long been lost. I am ashamed to hold you two. Anyway, I have no loss.

The original name of the unidentified object was Liu Rui. Meng Liang and I grew up together since childhood, because our three families are neighbors and live close to each other. It is said that his mother was practicing a * when she gave birth to him, so she gave birth to such a wonderful thing. At the age of 8, influenced by the zombie Taoist priest, Liu Ruishen almost became the last Taoist priest in Maoshan, but later his father found out and killed his dream in the cradle in time. The guy beat him. Now I recall that scene with fear. Later, Liu Rui had to compromise, gave up the idea of becoming a Taoist, and then watched a TV play about tomb robbing. As a result, he was out of control. He was inspired to become the king of tomb robbing in China, and he has insisted until now. He can't have a dream. He is wayward.

Yuanyuan, the standard rich second generation, his family moved from other places. I really don't know what his family does. Anyway, it's rich. His mother didn't practice a * when she gave birth to him, but her IQ is not as good as Liu Rui. It sounds simple, but it doesn't sound like a fool. Under the guidance of Liu Rui's step-by-step edification, he is also striving to pursue his life ideal in the cause of tomb theft, and regards Liu Rui as his example and mentor in life.

He and Liu Rui were called the two heroes of tomb robbing. Now Liu Ruiming, who has a dream, was not satisfied with this title. In order to carry forward his tomb robbing career, he established the smallest tomb robbing Association in modern Chinese history.

As for Meng Liang and I who belong to ordinary families, we don't have a prominent family background and certainly don't have such a low IQ. Our parents work in the same factory and are ordinary workers.

My story revolves around Meng Liang, Liu Rui and Yuan Yuan in this small city.

The class bell filled the whole campus. Meng Liang and I walked into the class. We were all in the same class.

Liu Rui was the last one to enter the class. Obviously, as soon as my brother Rui came out, he must cause a certain degree of sensation. There is no way that a man like him is like a firefly in the night, a beetle in the vegetable garden and a green onion in the cabbage field, which attracts the attention of the masses wherever he is.

When Liu Rui came back, our head teacher was writing hard on the blackboard. When the head teacher saw Ruige entering the classroom smartly, I observed that the corners of the head teacher's mouth twitched obviously, and the hand holding the chalk trembled. At that time, the head teacher's expression seemed to see the killing of father and enemy, and an obvious murderous spirit rippled in our class classroom.

However, Ruige didn't seem to see the emotional change of the head teacher. He was still calm and walked towards his seat with a confident smile on his face.

The head teacher bent down and took out his magic weapon, a mop stick, from the desk. Then he walked towards Ruige with trembling hands. We didn't seem to find the teacher close to him.

Our classmates clearly witnessed everything. The head teacher took Ruige's head as a stick. Ruige covered his head and shouted like a pig: "who fucking hit me?"

Looking back, our head teacher stood behind Rego with half a stick. Obviously, the sticks are discounted, but our Rego hasn't done anything yet.

As soon as Rego looked back, the head teacher went up with another stick and shouted, "where the fuck have you died these days? Have you the face to come back?" it was like a menopausal woman seeing her husband who had an affair.

Ruige was dragged into the corridor by the teacher. The teacher's beating and swearing and Ruige's cry for help rang a class in the corridor. The scene was also extremely spectacular.

I have to say that my brother Rui's ability to fight is really strong. When the teacher plays like this, people still talk and laugh with me and Meng Liang after class.

This class is a big break, that is, the middle class is 20 minutes, and the normal class is 10 minutes. So the three of us have a long time to go back to class after smoking. Most of the students went out to play, but many hard-working students studied in the classroom. When Rego returned to class, he fell asleep on his seat. It was obvious that he was trapped.

Meng Liang and I sat on the seat and took out Yuanyuan's yellow magazine for a good study. After all, we are students. We should focus on learning. Yes, we should focus on learning and supplemented by reading.

At this time, five or six boys shook their heads and walked into our class. I know the first one. Others call him Tudou, which is also our sophomore. It's said that they are very social. They follow Wu Tao in senior one. Senior two are dogs behind senior one every day. They don't know what their ideals and aspirations are. Anyway, I Ruige said that such people are a basket in their life.

I saw that Tudou was wearing something special today. It looked very bright in red coat and green pants. Coupled with his face that looks like an actor of Er Ren Zhuan, I think if you give him a handkerchief, Liu Laogen can make a fire on the big stage.

Tudou walked to Zhao Bing's position in our class like a gentleman. He knelt on one knee. He didn't know where to take out a rose and said affectionately to Zhao Bing: "Bingbing, I love you, just accept me!"

To tell you the truth, this scene should be quite touching if it was replaced by a normal person, but because Tudou's face obviously lowered the atmosphere of the scene, the original standard romantic idol drama made him play an epic disaster blockbuster - "here comes Tudou"

Zhao Bing in our class didn't respond at all when he heard potato. His eyes still stayed on the math problem on the table.

"Bingbing, say something!" seeing that Zhao Bing didn't respond, the potato was a little worried and grinned.

Zhao Bing still didn't look at the potatoes, but said impatiently, "can you stop pestering me? I said I won't promise you."

Obviously, due to the falling price face of potato, the plot did not go down according to the idea of idol drama. It seems that the heroine doesn't call him at all.

Zhao Bing is a famous beauty in our school, but he is famous for his high cold and focuses on his study. Many people in our school chased her, but they didn't succeed. Like this confession, our class can see her several times a day, so it's not strange for a long time.

After hearing Zhao Bing's words, Tudou didn't seem to shrink back, and then said, "Bingbing, I know you're testing me. You've tested me for half a year, so promise me."

When Meng Liang heard this sentence, he puffed and said to me, "why is this thing more shameless than Liu Rui?"

"Nonsense, he's not at the same level as my Rego, okay?" mentioned shameless, no one can shake Rego's position in my heart.

When Zhao Bing heard the words of potato, he finally took a look at potato and said coldly: "when I saw you at the first glance, I knew you didn't need my test."

Tudou was stunned when he heard this, and then asked the man next to him, "what does he mean? Did he accept me?"

Then the man next to him told Tudou very frankly: "brother Tudou, he seems to say that you are too ugly. He doesn't like you."

Because the man spoke loudly, all the students in our class heard this sentence and laughed. Even those who came with Tudou tried to hold back their smiles. When we laughed, the potato was obviously a little embarrassed, and shouted, "all laugh, your mother forced a smile, all squint at me!"

The cry of potato was really effective, and our class immediately calmed down.

But Meng Liang and I were a little unhappy, but after all, we took the initiative to laugh at others first, so I didn't say anything to Meng Liang.

Watching our class calm down, Tudou stood up, looked at Zhao Bing and said, "Zhao Bing, what do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. I just want you to stop pestering me." Zhao Bing still has a cold expression.

After hearing Zhao Bing's words, Tudou suddenly shouted, "I don't fucking believe it. Today, you have to be good with me, or bad."

After that, the potato reached out, grabbed Zhao Bing's hand and pulled Zhao Bing up from his seat.

At this time, Zhao Bing did not struggle, but looked at Tudou with disgust and said, "you should know what you are doing now. I advise you to let go of my hand."

"You don't need to threaten me. Don't you have a powerful brother? No matter how powerful your brother is, he can't stop me from pursuing love!" Zhao Bing's words obviously didn't scare Tudou. Instead of loosening, he pulled it tighter and tighter.

"Hehe, you should think about the consequences. When Xu Feng chased me, he didn't dare to threaten me." Zhao Bing said with a sneer.

Hearing Xu Feng, Tudou was obviously stunned, then stopped and looked at Zhao Bing. He didn't speak.

"You'd better let go of my hand now!" Zhao Bing said when he saw the potato stop.

"I won't let go, Xu Feng. It's hard for anyone today. You can go with me now." Tudou responded and then dragged Zhao Bing out.

Meng Liang and I couldn't help puffing and laughing when we heard Tudou talking about worship.

"It's too wonderful. It turned out to drag people to worship. Ha ha," Meng Liang said to me while laughing.

As Meng Liang's voice was loud, the potato who had dragged Zhao Bing to the door suddenly looked back at us and said, "what are you laughing at?"

"What do you laugh at? We laugh like fools." Meng Liang said to Tudou with a smile.

"Who the fuck do you say is stupid?" asked the clever potato.

"Who fool me to scold who? Why are you so excited? Guilty?" Meng Liang said with a smile.

When Zhao Bing heard this, he suddenly smiled faintly. Tudou saw Zhao Bing smile. His face obviously couldn't pass, and came to our seats.

Then he pointed to Meng Liang's nose and scolded angrily, "tell me again."

"Who are you? I'll tell you if you let me say?" Meng Liang didn't want to pay attention to the potato, but he was not happy to hear the potato talk to him like this. His eyebrows picked a very provocative look and replied.

As soon as Meng Liang finished speaking, the class bell rang. Tudou heard the class bell and knew that the teacher would come soon, so he said to Meng Liang, "OK, what's your name?"

"My name is Meng Liang, your grandfather's Meng, your grandfather's Liang." Meng Liang said without fear.

Although we haven't had a fight in this school for more than a year, it's because we've always been in a state of not taking the initiative to cause trouble, but if something happens, we're certainly not afraid of it.

"Grass Mud Horse, you wait for me. We're not finished." potato gnashed his teeth and left a sentence. Then he turned and left the classroom, because the teacher had come in at this time.

"Where's the devil's pen?" Meng Liang scolded angrily when he saw the potato gone.

Seeing leaving, Zhao Bing also walked back to his seat. When I passed Meng Liang, he said to Meng Liang lightly: "thank you."

"Ah, I didn't want to save you. He had nothing to do with me." in the face of beauty, thank you. Meng Liang didn't know what to think. Such a big truth came out. At that time, I wanted to go up and give this fool a big mouth. It was obviously the drama of hero saving the United States. How did Meng Liang become like this.

"Thank you, too." Zhao Bing was obviously embarrassed after listening. He didn't know how to answer this. Meng Liang said a wordless sentence, sat down on his seat and continued to read the book.

After Zhao Bing sat down, Meng Liang took out the Yellow magazine and was ready to continue his study.

"Not big brother, why are you still in the mood to watch? What if potatoes come to you after class?" I pretended to be very worried and said to Meng Liang.

"What can I do? Fuck him." domineering brother Liang still doesn't matter.

"The teacher won't let me. I don't fight. I love to fight by yourself. I won't help you. I'm a three good student who loves the motherland and learning."

"You can die if you don't pretend to be a calf. I found that besides, I don't need you for your small body. I'll let Liu Rui beat him." Meng Fei glanced at Liu Rui who was sleeping.

"Who do you despise? Don't look at me thin. I'm all muscle." I quickly retorted.

"You'd better pull it down!" looking at Meng Liang's look at me, I really want to go up and beat him. If I can't beat him, I don't beat him eight times a day.

This class is a history class. When the history teacher spits heartily, an disharmonious voice comes out of Liu Rui's seat. Needless to see, our brother Rui sleeps with passion and surging, and can't help but make that tempting snore.

The history teacher squinted to find the source of the sound, and finally locked the target on my brother Rui. The history teacher went to Liu Rui and shouted, "get up!"

"People who don't want to be slaves!" my brother was startled by the history teacher's cry, and instinctively continued to sing in his sleep.

"Get up and play with me!" the history teacher grabbed Liu Rui's ear and pulled Liu Rui up.

"Teacher, what are you doing?" Liu Rui wiped the saliva on his mouth, half opened his eyes and asked vaguely.

"Have you learned how to sleep in class?" the history teacher tried to control his mood and asked quietly.

"Yes, sir," replied Liu Rui shamelessly.

"Now that you have learned, I ask you, who initiated the revolution of 1911?"

"Mummy initiated it!" my brother replied without thinking.

"Get out of here!" the history teacher roared hysterically.