Chapter 1304

The police looked at Liu Rui up and down, and then whispered, "you two really called the police?"

"Nonsense, I don't call the police. What am I doing here?" Liu Rui replied in silence.

"Pay attention to your speaking attitude..." Han Chao scolded wordlessly.

The little policeman looked at Liu Rui and was stunned. Then he found a table directly from his book and handed it to Liu Rui. Then he looked at Liu Rui and asked, "did you call the police before you came?"

"Forget..." Liu Rui replied with a smile.

"No..." the policeman looked at Liu Rui silently, then clenched his teeth and said, "you can forget to call the police before you come. Did you lose your sow or what? You're so sad..."

"You're right. In his eyes, it's no different from losing two sows..." Han Chao bared his teeth and replied.

"..." the policeman looked at Liu Rui for a while and said, "well, you two just find a place to fill in this form."

"Uncle policeman, we two have something urgent. Why do we fill in the form?" Liu Rui shouted at the policeman.

"Look who's in a hurry here?" the policeman replied with staring eyes, and then said: "our side is a small police station with fewer people and more reports. You can make do with it."

"It's not whether you're a police station or a bank. I have to queue up to report the fucking case. Do I use the whole number or something?" Liu Rui shouted speechless.

"I told you, our side is a small police station. If you really have something urgent, you can go to the police station in the city and call the police. If you're not in a hurry, line up on our side..." the policeman replied speechless.

Liu Rui looked up at the policeman, then smiled and said, "if I really have something urgent, why do you delay me?"

"What do you say?" asked the policeman, squinting his eyes.

"Tell me who is responsible for the accident?" Liu Rui shouted, staring at the beads.

"No, are you sick? If you don't call the police, what should you do if you don't call the police? I don't have time to talk to you, okay?" the police also stared at Liu Rui and shouted.

"What's your attitude, comrade?" Han Chao shouted a little.

"That's my attitude. What do you want?" the policeman asked Han Chao.

"Fuck you..." Han Chao couldn't control his mood when he heard this. He was about to run towards the little policeman.

"What are you doing?" Liu Rui shouted at Han Chao, staring at the beads, and then scolded Han Chao: "why, you have to fight with others, isn't it? They're police, and you fucking reach out and attack the police!"

Han Chao looked at Liu Rui and didn't speak.

"What Comrade, we'll finish filling out the form now. Don't care..." Liu Rui smiled back to the police, then reached out and took out the cigarette in his trouser pocket and stuffed it into the police's hand. The police looked down at the Chinese cigarette in his hand, stunned, and then said with his mouth tilted: "If you know something, just fill out the form and come to me later..."

"Thanks..." Liu Rui bared his teeth and replied.

"Let your friend pay attention!" the policeman pointed to Han Chao and said, then ran to his office with the shelf.

Liu Rui squinted at the form in his hand, turned his head at Han Chao and said, "are you fucking crazy? What are you doing with him when you're free?"

"I don't fucking like this fool..." Han Chao replied with a big mouth.

"I don't know who you can see." Liu Rui scolded wordlessly, then directly threw the form into Han Chao's hand, then looked at Han Chao and said, "what, you fill in this form!"

"I can't fucking write..." Han Chao shouted righteously.

"You can't write. What the fuck are you shouting at me?" Liu Rui scolded speechless. Then he took the form and found a place at random, puckered his ass and began to fill in the form.

"What's the postcode here?" Liu Rui asked, looking at Han Chao after writing a few times.

"I don't know..." Han Chao replied with great emotion.

"This fucking case is like his mother's. even several children in his mother's house ask him if my children have anything to do with me calling the police..." Liu Rui scolded silently, and then shouted: "I have nothing to write in the process of this fucking accident. How the fuck do I know?"

Liu Rui murmured and hawed for a long time. Finally, he filled in the form, then walked to the door of the office and knocked gently.

"Come in!"

The voice of the little policeman sounded.

Hearing this, Liu Rui hurriedly pushed open the door, then smiled at the police and said, "what Comrade, I've filled in..."

"Go out and wait..."

After the police took the form, they directly reached out and pushed Liu Rui. Liu Rui was stunned at the police, didn't speak, and silently withdrew from the room.

……

On the highway.

I sat in the Land Rover and squinted at the scenery outside.

"How the hell is it so far?" Ji Xuan looked at his watch and shouted with some collapse.

"Why, can't you sit still?" I asked with a smile.

"Grass, I've been fucking holding my urine for three hours..." Ji Xuan replied speechlessly, looked up at things and asked, "man, how long do we have to take?"

Things heard this, looked down at the GPS in the car, smiled and said, "it's estimated that it will take more than two hours..."

"What's the matter?" Ji Xuan stared at the beads and shouted. Then he hurriedly shouted: "find me a place to stop. I'm so fucking suffocating, and my bladder is suffocating and exploding..."

"If we go to the service station, it will be far away..." the thing replied with a smile.

"That his mother also can't hold back?" Ji Xuan stares at beads and shouts.

"Why don't you make do with this?" I stretched out my hand and took out a mineral water bottle, looked at Ji Xuan with a smile and said.

Ji Xuan looked at the mineral water bottle in my hand and was stunned. Then he shouted at the top of his voice, "can this thing fucking pee?"

"Then you don't have to..." I replied with a smile, and then said: "we used to use this thing..."

"Roll the calf, if I fucking believe you, I might as well pee in my pants..." Ji Xuan replied to me irritably.

"Ha ha..." I smiled and didn't speak.

After about ten minutes, Ji Xuan looked at me with a big green face and was stunned. Then he smiled and said, "what about the leaf? What about the mineral water bottle you just had? Lend me..."

Inside the Land Rover.

"Why can't you hold it?" I asked, looking at Ji Xuan with a smile.

"Can you stop talking nonsense and give me the bottle..." Ji Xuan looked at me in great pain and shouted.

"Ha ha..." I looked at Ji Xuan and smiled. Then I reached out and took out the mineral water bottle. Then I looked at Ji Xuan and said, "don't you say you're a fool if you believe me?"

"Ye Han, you're fucking writing with me. Can you believe me?" Ji Xuan stared at beads and shouted with a very ferocious expression.

"No, what's your attitude? North and south, do you think I can give him this bottle?" I turned to look at North and South and asked.

"If it were me, give me 20000 and I can give it to him!" the north and South replied to me very well.

"Ha ha..." I laughed, turned to look at Ji Xuan and said, "what, brother Xuan, you heard just now. My side is not as black as the north and the south. In view of our relationship, you give me 10000, and this bottle will be given to you..."

"Did you fucking mean it?" Ji Xuan shouted, staring at the beads.

"I did it on purpose. I gave it to you just now. You don't want it. Now you say I did it on purpose. How can you do this? If you don't want it...".

"I drafted it, I'm really fucking convinced!" Ji Xuan looked at me and scolded with his teeth. Then he shouted in a low voice, "is it OK to transfer?"

"Ha ha, brother Xuan, wouldn't you have done so much if you had this attitude earlier?" I grinned and then reached out to take out the bottle and threw it to Ji Xuan. Ji Xuan looked at the mineral water bottle in his hand and was very distressed.

"What are you looking at? It's not enough for you?" I asked with a smile.

"I don't want to tell you a fucking word now. I'll tell you!"

Ji Xuan glared back at me and then twisted over with the mineral water bottle. I turned my head and looked at the north and South and smiled. The South and North understood what I meant in an instant. Looking at Ji Xuan, he smiled and shouted at his throat, "my grass!"

"What the fuck's the matter with you?" I turned my head and shouted at the north and south.

North and South looked at me, smiled and didn't speak. Ji Xuan also turned his head and looked at North and south, speechless.

"You're all right. Can you stop yelling? I'm scared to death..." I scolded wordlessly.

"Don't shout, don't shout..." Nanbei smiled back to me.

Ji Xuan saw that after the two of us didn't speak, he turned around with a mineral water bottle. The north and South looked at me and smiled. Seeing that Ji Xuan's body had just shaken, he hurriedly shouted at his throat, "I grass!"

"What are you shouting at him?" I asked, staring at the beads.

"Nothing..." Nanbei smiled helplessly.

Ji Xuan looked at me and the north and the south, holding a mineral water bottle in his hand, shivering at the north and the South and said, "brother, can you stop shouting? As soon as I was about to pee out, you fucking screamed, and I stubbornly held it back."

"Ha ha..." north and South looked at Ji Xuan, smiled and whispered, "it's not intentional!"

"That what, I'll turn ten thousand for you later. I beg you not to shout, OK?" Ji Xuan looked at the north and south to discuss.

"Ha ha, OK!" the north and South looked at Ji Xuan and smiled.

"I'm really fucking convinced. I'm fucking idle. Why do I take a car with you?" Ji Xuan scolded silently, and then adjusted his body with a mineral water bottle.

"Don't shout, I'll tell you!" Ji Xuan shouted back at the north and south.

"Don't worry, I won't shout..." Nanbei replied with a smile.

“……”

Ji Xuan was silent for a moment, and then began to pee directly. Ji Xuan peed directly for five or six minutes before slowly putting down the mineral water bottle in his hand.

"How's the urine?" I asked, looking at Ji Xuan with a smile.

"Fuck, it's not good to be with you. Now I really understand Du Xianyang's words..." Ji Xuan looked at me with a big mouth.

"That sentence?" I asked with a smile.

"The worst thing in your harem is neither Liu Rui nor Yang Song!" Ji Xuan stared at the beads and shouted.

"Who's that?" asked the north and south.

"It's Ye Han!"

"Ha ha..." Nanbei smiled and didn't speak.

"It's twenty thousand yuan for me to take the fucking urine directly..." Ji Xuan shouted.

"As long as I told you just now, you don't want it?" I said with a smile.

"Nonsense, how the fuck do I know?" Ji Xuan stared at the beads and shouted. Then he shouted: "I suspect you're deliberately stopping at the last service station. You won't let me go to the bathroom before I fucking get on the bus. You're just waiting for me to hold my urine!"

"It's not so many of us. Why are you holding your urine alone?" I turned to look at Ji Xuan and asked.

"I have little fucking experience, I tell you!"

"Hehe, how can experience be? Liu Rui is with Ye Han every day, isn't it the same?" the north and South replied with their mouths tilted.

"You've been a little crazy lately!" I looked at the north and South with a smile and scolded. Then I took out my mobile phone and took a look at the time. It's almost four o'clock now. I was silent. I looked at Ji Xuan and said, "I'll make a call."

Ji Xuan looked at me and didn't speak.

I took out my cell phone, dialed the phone, and then said to my cell phone, "Hello!"

"My grass, there are eighteen turns in the mountain road here, nine links in the waterway here, and the descendants of the mountains!" as soon as I spoke here, Ji Xuan quickly shouted at the top of his voice. I turned my head and looked at Ji Xuan like a fool, and asked a little speechless, "brother Xuan, what are you doing?"

"I didn't do anything..." Ji Xuan replied to me with an ignorant face.

"I didn't call out. What are you shouting?" I asked with a smile.

Ji Xuan was stunned when he heard what I said and said, "I just sing casually..."

"You're still young!" the north and the South commented with a big mouth.

I dialed Tian Ming with my mobile phone, and then asked, "Uncle Tian, are you two here now?"

"Fast, what's the matter?" Tian Ming replied to me.

"Any news from you?" I continued.

"I contacted my friends over there. I haven't heard from Lao Bian and Xiao Hei yet..."

"OK!" I nodded and then said, "if you arrive, you'll find Liu Rui and Han Chao. Now they're over there..."

"OK!" Tian Ming nodded and then said, "what, when will you arrive?"

I looked at the time on my cell phone and whispered, "it's almost five or six in the evening. Just wait for us when you arrive!"

Tower police station.

Liu Rui and Han Chao sat on the bench of the police station. Han Chao looked at his mobile phone, turned his head at Liu Rui and asked, "what do you mean it's not these people? What's the fucking time? Why isn't it finished yet?"

"Wait a minute..." Liu Rui's face is also a little ugly. After all, they have been waiting in the police station for more than two hours. As long as they are normal people, they can't stand it. Although Liu Rui is not in a hurry, he is still very impatient.

"What the fuck does that mean? If we really want to call the police, Lao Bian and Xiao Hei are dead. We may not be able to call the police. I'll tell you..." Han Chao shouted at Liu Rui with a big mouth.

"Yes, what's the fucking efficiency? It's been a long time to fill in the form. Now you don't call us two. What the fuck do you want to do?" Liu Rui replied speechlessly. Then he stood up and looked at the direction of the office, then pinched his waist and said: "I'll give them another half an hour. If his mother doesn't come out again, I'm really angry. I'll tell you..."

"Ha ha..." Han Chao smiled helplessly, then looked at Liu Rui and said, "let me tell you, they still have 15 minutes to get off work. These people don't want to talk to us at all, do you know?"

"Grass!" Liu Rui scolded speechlessly, pinched his waist and turned around twice, then looked up at Han Chao and asked, "what do you say I smashed this police station for him now?"

"Aren't you afraid to attack the police?" Han Chao asked with a smile.

"Fuck, I can't manage so much now..." Liu Rui scolded irritably, and then ran straight to the direction of the office, and Han Chao quickly followed.

"Shall we kick in or knock in?" Han Chao asked, standing in front of the office looking at Liu Rui.

"Are you a fucking fool? There's nothing wrong now. Why are you kicking people's door?" Liu Rui scolded speechlessly, and then reached out and knocked on the door of the office.

"What's the matter?"

The little policeman who had received Liu Rui opened the door and looked at Liu Rui and asked.

"Man, I want to ask when we can come to the two of us. We are really anxious to call the police..." Liu Rui said with a very good attitude and smiled at the police.

The little policeman squinted at Liu Rui, then turned his mouth and said, "what's the matter with you two? Didn't I let you wait outside just now? Wouldn't I call you when the time comes?"

"No, man, when can we get together?" Liu Rui asked.

"You can't understand me, can you?" cried the policeman, squinting his eyes.

"Ha ha..." Liu Rui smiled helplessly when he heard this.

The little policeman stretched out his hand, took out his mobile phone, looked at the time, then looked at Liu Rui and said, "it's not early today. It's estimated that you two can't arrive today. You'd better go back first!"

Han Chao was stunned when he heard this. Then he stepped forward and shouted at his throat, "man, what do you mean? I've been staring at you all fucking day. What do you mean by letting me go back now?"

"How the fuck are you talking to me? Is there anything wrong with me letting you go back?" the policeman shouted at Han Chao with his eyes tilted.

"I fuck you. If I don't educate you for the motherland, you really don't know how much our country has changed in the years of reform and opening up!" Han Cha ran towards the little policeman with his arms rolled, but he was dragged back by Liu Rui. Liu Rui looked up at the little policeman, then stared at the little policeman and asked: "Let me ask you one last time. Can I call the police now?"

"I fucking said no, can't you understand people?" the little policeman replied with staring eyes, then closed the door of the office directly, and then turned back to the house.

"What's the matter?"

When the policeman returned to the office, his colleague asked with a smile.

"These two fools don't know where they come from. They have to call the police. I don't know how I met so many fools every day..." the little policeman replied speechlessly, reached out and lit one of the box of Chinese cigarettes Liu Rui gave him.

"People have given a box of Chinese cigarettes. What else do you want? What if they really have something urgent?" the colleague said kindly with his eyes tilted.

"At first glance, they are not serious JB people. What serious things can they do? Either their sow is lost or the wolf dog is pregnant. Do I see less fools in our police station?" The little policeman replied in a very emotional way. After all, the police station in the iron tower really has no major cases. Apart from whoring and gambling, the policeman basically has nothing to do. The most important work of this day is to eliminate pornography. The police are all anti pornography five times a week.

"If you say so, it's wrong. After all, people come to report the case. Why do you have to listen to what people are doing?" the colleague frowned and asked.

"..." the little policeman was stunned for a moment, then took out his mobile phone, looked at the time, and then smiled and said: "what, wait for tomorrow, today will be off duty soon..."

When my colleague heard this, he looked at the little policeman and smiled helplessly. He shook his head and didn't speak.

……

Outside the office, Han Chao looked at Liu Rui. Liu Rui looked at Han Chao. Neither of them spoke.

"He... Is he a little too much?" Liu Rui whispered, pointing to the door of the office.

"I think it's a little too much..." Han Chao nodded back and then said, "do you think this man doesn't know what we two do?"

"I don't care if he knows what I do now. I doubt if he treats me like a fool?" Liu Rui asked with staring beads.

"I feel like he really treats you like a fool..." Han Chao nodded slightly.

"..." Liu Rui turned to look at Han Chao and was silent.

"Brother Rui, when did you say that people in our harem have received such treatment? If we were in the police station in the city, would those policemen have to look at us like their father?" Han Chao shouted at Liu Rui with great excitement.

"Fuck, I can see it now. If we don't give them some color to see, they really don't know what we two do!" Liu Rui bited his teeth and scolded, and then ran directly to the hall of the police station.

"That's fucking right. I told you, these people just can't get used to it. You reason with him. He thinks you're a fool!" Han Chao bared his teeth and replied.