In the Tower restaurant.
After hearing Han Chao's words, Li Deli squinted at Han Chao, then said with a big mouth: "no, brother, what do you mean by this? It seems that I like men. I tell you I also like women, and I have a girlfriend!"
Han Chao was stunned when he heard this. Then he shouted at Li Deli strangely, "what the fuck are you talking about? Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Yes, can't I have a girlfriend?" Li Deli asked back very seriously.
Han Chao was silent for a moment, then put down his wine glass, looked at Li Deli seriously, shook his head and said with a big mouth: "it's impossible. You must be bragging. I don't believe you can have a girlfriend..."
"No, brother, what do you mean by this sentence? Do you look down on me or what?" Li Deli asked back with an ugly face after hearing Han Chao's meaning.
"No, I don't mean anything else. Let me tell you this. According to your appearance, you know, if you can find someone before you're 30, you're lucky, you know? It's all God's favor for you..." Han Chao's expression was very serious when he spoke. He didn't mean to joke at all. After all, he was so old, He thinks he must be better than Li Deli. He has no fucking object. Li Deli can have an object like this. Of course, Han Chao can't accept this fact, but the fact is so cruel.
"Brother, don't you believe I have someone?" Li Deli asked with a big mouth.
"Don't you talk nonsense? If you can find someone, I won't say anything else. I'll eat these shoes directly. Do you think so?" Han Chao said very definitely.
"Then I'll call my partner now. Wait, you'll prepare delicious shoes. I'll tell you..." Li Deli replied very seriously and took out his mobile phone.
Han Chao saw Li Deli take out his mobile phone and turned his mouth. He felt that Li Deli was pretending to force here, so he simply didn't take it seriously. Anyway, even if he killed Han Chao, Han Chao wouldn't believe that he could find someone like Li Deli.
Li Deli took out his mobile phone and looked at Han Chao. Then he whispered, "brother, if you really let you eat shoes, I don't think you can eat them. Let's bet two thousand yuan. Do you think I have a partner?"
Han Chao was stunned when he heard this. Then he turned his head and looked at Ji Xuan and said, "he said he could find someone like this. Do you believe it?"
Ji Xuan put down the prawns in his hand and looked at Li deli very carefully. Then he shook his head with great certainty and shouted with his big mouth: "I don't believe it. I don't believe it if I kill it!"
"He said he would bet 2000 yuan with me on whether he had an object. Why? Do you raise it?" Han Chao asked looking at Ji Xuan.
After hearing this, Ji Xuan thought for a moment, and then said softly, "why don't you do that? We're one thousand each. I think this boy is a little evil. What if someone really has an object!"
Han Chao was stunned, looked at Li Deli, looked at Ji Xuan, and said with a big mouth: "if you say you have found an object, I can believe it, but if you say he has found an object, I don't believe it!"
"Grass, what do you mean by this? Why can't I find someone?" Ji Xuan shouted reluctantly when he heard this.
"No, brother, don't get me wrong. I just make an analogy..." Han Chao explained with a smile.
"Grass, your analogy is very inappropriate!" Ji Xuan scolded with a big mouth.
"What are your two inks? Are you gambling or not?" Li Deli shouted with a mobile phone in his hand, looking at Ji Xuan and Han Chao.
"We'll bet you two thousand each!"
Han Chao Wanqian shouted at the top of his voice without Ji Xuan's consent.
"Grass, you look at me!"
Li Deli bit his teeth and scolded, then took out his mobile phone, directly found a note for the baby's phone number and dialed it.
Han Chao and Ji Xuan were stunned when they saw this scene. Han Chao looked back at Ji Xuan and stammered, "this fool doesn't really have a girlfriend?"
"No... no..." Ji Xuan was a little uncertain at this time. After all, the expression on Li deli's face was very confident at this time.
"Doodle doodle..." after the phone rang a few times.
Li Deli smiled at Han Chao, but at this time, a voice suddenly came from the phone: "sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off!"
"Ha ha..."
When Han Chao heard the voice, he bared his teeth and smiled. Then he said with a big mouth: "why, is it forced to pretend to be big, isn't it?"
"Don't worry, she may have pressed the wrong button!" Li Deli explained nervously, and then dialed again.
"Doodle doodle..."
After the phone rang a few times, the other side finally answered the phone.
"Hey, husband, what's the matter?"
A girl's voice rang out on the phone.
After hearing this sentence, Ji Xuan and Han Chao were stunned. The boss stared at him and couldn't believe his ears.
"No, he really has a girlfriend?" Ji Xuan looked at Han Chao and asked.
"No, it must be fake!" Han Chao shouted at the top of his voice, then grabbed the mobile phone directly from Li deli's hand, and shouted at the mobile phone: "are you Li deli's object?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" the man opposite was stunned and replied.
"Is this him? It's impossible..." Han Chao's face is incredible with his mobile phone.
Li Deli grabbed the mobile phone from Han Chao's mobile phone and said with a smile, "what's the matter? Do you believe it now?"
"You must be fake!" Han Chao shouted at Li Deli.
"Why, I can't afford to lose. I've called so many times!" Li Deli replied speechlessly, and then said to the mobile phone: "what baby, I won't tell you first. When I'm done here, I'll call you again!"
After Li Deli finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly, and then smiled at Ji Xuan and Han Chao and said, "what's the matter? What's wrong now?"
"He really has an object..." Ji Xuan stammered at Han Chao.
"I didn't fucking expect that he had an object!" Han Chao nodded helplessly, then took out two thousand yuan from his wallet and handed it to Li Deli.
"Where's yours?" Li Deli asked, looking at Ji Xuan.
"I don't have cash in my hand now. What, give me a card number and I'll ask my company's finance to call you!"
Ji Xuan replied with a shocked look on his face, but Qian Jixuan would not have defaulted, because no matter what, Ji Xuan was convinced that he lost this time. Who the hell could have thought that Li Deli really had an object? It was from the bottom of his heart. If Li Deli hadn't called just now, Ji Xuan couldn't believe it.
"Don't worry..." Li Deli replied with a smile, then picked up the crab on the table and ate it. After all, he won 2000 yuan. Li Deli must be in a good mood.
"Well, what, man, can I ask you, what's the matter with you?" Han Chao asked incredulously.
"My partner and I, in fact, we are ordinary free love..." Li Deli replied with a smile.
"Don't fucking talk to me. Who can fall in love with you freely? You just tell me what's going on and it's over. Why so much nonsense!" Han Chao shouted at Li Deli impatiently.
"..." Li Deli looked at Han Chao and said with a smile, "Why are you so anxious when you look at you!"
"Roll the calf, I'm just curious about how your girlfriend came here!" Han Chao scolded irritably.
"Oh, actually, what's my girlfriend? What's the matter? I met her online..." Li Deli replied to Ji Xuan with a shy expression.
Ji Xuan heard this, a mouthful of beer gushed out, stared at Li Deli and asked, "isn't it all fucking? At this time, there are still people who love online!"
"What's wrong with online love?" Li Deli asked Ji Xuan with his small eyes tilted.
Han Chao was silent for a moment, then looked up at Li Deli and asked, "what, I ask you, have you met your object?"
Li Deli was stunned when he heard this, and then shook his head very honestly.
"No, you haven't fucking met. What a target!" Han Chao shouted at Li Deli.
"Well, you heard my husband just now..." Li Deli replied with a big mouth.
"Grass, you fucking give me my money back quickly. You're playing tricks!" Han Chai shouted with her eyes staring at beads.
"Ha ha..." Li Deli looked at Han Chao, smiled and said, "sorry, I won. Don't care whether my daughter-in-law has seen it or not, but can't I have a daughter-in-law? Can't spiritual love?"
"I fucking took this spiritual love..." Ji Xuan looked at Li Deli and nodded helplessly.
"Just take it!" Li Deli bared his teeth and replied.
"Can you return the money to me?" Han Chao looked at Li Deli and asked sincerely.
"It's impossible. You lost to me. Why should I give it back to you..." Li Deli shouted with his mouth tilted.
Han Chao looked at Li Deli with helplessness. After a few seconds of silence, he didn't speak.
"Don't you have a girlfriend?" Li Deli asked, looking at Han Chao.
"Do I have a fucking girlfriend? What does it matter to you?" Han Chao shouted at Li Deli with staring beads.
"Why, I can't ask this?" Li Deli replied with a smile, then looked at Han Chao mysteriously and said, "don't you have a waiter in your hotel? No, just find a waiter?"
Han Chao glanced at Li Deli, clenched his teeth and said, "can you shut the fuck up?"
Li Deli was eating happily while pulling the calf with Han Chao. Obviously, Li Deli felt that he was very right to participate in the dinner today. He not only knew Han Chao's jokes, but also ate. The most important thing is that he won 2000 yuan from Han Chao. Although Ji Xuan's 2000 yuan hasn't arrived, Li Deli is not in a hurry, After all, the boss of Ji Xuan's big brother can't send him this money.
Li Deli eats and drinks here, which is very suitable for the rhythm of the meal. Besides feeling that the fool can find a girlfriend, Han Chao beside him knows that Li Deli is an online love. It is estimated that the girl opposite doesn't even know what Li Deli looks like, so he is relieved. He turns his head and looks at Li Deli with a smile and asks: "That what, deli, have you met your girlfriend?"
After hearing this, Li Deli put down the crab in his hand, turned his head and looked at Han Chao. Then he asked with a big mouth: "Why are you asking me about this?"
"Nothing. I'm just curious to talk to you. Why are you so nervous?" Han Chao bared his teeth and asked.
"Is this question a little personal?" Li Deli looked very cautious and obviously didn't want to answer this question.
"Cao, if you talk like that, are you out of sight? Don't I fucking care about you? You know how many people have to have online love offline, and finally let others rob money and sex..." Han Chao said. After a pause, he turned his head to look at Li Deli, then covered his big mouth and whispered: "Well, it's basically impossible for you to rob sex, but you can't rob money. After all, you're two thousand yuan a month. In fact, life is not easy..."
Hearing this, Li Deli turned to look at Han Chao, then grinned, and then whispered, "I said you have a lot to worry about, but don't worry, I don't have any problems here, do you know?"
"Why is there no problem?" Han Chao was stunned and asked.
"Don't talk about robbing money and sex. I tell you, my daughter-in-law is very kind to me. She not only doesn't ask me for money, but also often sends me a red envelope..." Li Deli proudly replied to Han Chao.
Han Chao was stunned when he heard this. He turned to look at Li Deli and asked, "no, what did you tell me just now? You don't give your daughter-in-law money, but your daughter-in-law gives you money back?"
"Yes, just send me a red envelope if there's nothing wrong. Although the money is not much, it's thirty or fifty, but it's a matter of mind, isn't it?" Li Deli smiled back, then looked at Han Chao's response, smiled helplessly, reached out his hand, took out his mobile phone, threw it in front of Han Chao, looked at Han Chao and said: "That what, if you don't believe it, you can have a look..."
Han Chao pursed his lips and remained silent for a moment. Then he picked up his mobile phone from the table, and finally opened Li deli's mobile phone as if he had made a great determination.
"It's all right. I don't have any secrets. You can finish it by looking at it..." Li Deli bared his teeth and replied.
"Ha ha..." Han Chao looked up at Li Deli. Now Han Chao realized that Li Deli looked silly on the surface, but in fact he was not stupid at all.
Han Chao opened Li deli's mobile phone, and then he opened Li deli's wechat with an extremely sad expression. It doesn't matter if he doesn't open it. As soon as Han Chao opened it, he jumped directly. Li Deli not only has a girlfriend, but also is not worth a fucking one. The whole fucking chat interface is a chat crowd of about 10000 people!
Han Chao just glanced casually. At least more than a dozen girls could tell Li Deli that her husband missed you. Han Chao trembled and opened a note that was the micro signal of his daughter-in-law. A nude photo instantly reflected in Han Chao's eyes. Han Chao was stunned, licked his lips and studied it carefully.
While drinking beer, Li Deli looked at Han Chao and found that Han Chao had no reaction after looking at the nude photo of his daughter-in-law. He continued to eat.
"This is your daughter-in-law?" Han Chao asked Li Deli with his mobile phone.
"How do you look? You have a good figure?" Li Deli bared his teeth and replied.
Han Chao looked at the photos on his mobile phone and fell into deep meditation. Speaking from his heart, Han Chao was a little skeptical about life, because he didn't understand why such a girl would like Li Deli. Really, Han Chao really didn't understand these things. With curiosity about the chat records on Han Chao, Han Chao was silent after seeing them, because the chat records of the two people were simple for Han Chao It's a kind of deep stimulation. Han Chao doesn't want it. He looks at the girl opposite one after another, honey. Han Chao turns his head to look at Li Deli, then looks at himself, and finally falls into deep meditation.
"How did you finish reading?" Li Deli asked, putting down his beer and looking at Han Chao.
"It's done..." Han Chao nodded slightly and then changed his mobile phone to Li Deli.
"Well, now I know I didn't lie to you. I told you that I'm very honest!" Li Deli smiled and took back his cell phone.
Han Chao looked at Li Deli and said in a low voice, "man, can I tell you something?"
"What's the matter? Tell me..." Li Deli nodded proudly.
"Well, I'm just curious now. How did you cheat this girl? Can you tell me your story?" Han Chao's eyes are very strange now, because Han Chao just looked at the girls in Li deli's wechat. They are more beautiful than each other, Moreover, the relationship with Li Deli is the kind of relationship that makes Han Chao's virgin difficult to talk about, especially the nude photo, which makes Han Chao's mind dirty and jumping. Apart from others, the appearance of the girl is unacceptable to Han Chao. In his heart, the girl grows up like a goddess, and her long legs and chest are in Han Chao's eyes, That girl was the girl of his dream. However, at this time, he had to accept an extremely cruel fact that the girl of his dream was the girlfriend of Li Deli, a non mainstream child.
Han Chao looked at Li deli's thick lips and the hairstyle that would be beaten when he went out. He fell into deep meditation. At this time, Han Chao wondered why he couldn't find a girlfriend, but Li Deli, a fool, could find a girlfriend!
Li Deli was stunned when he heard Han Chao's question, and then said with a big mouth: "well, I'm like this. We all fall in love naturally. Maybe we just like my appearance!"
"Impossible!" Han Chao shouted very definitely and then said, "I didn't say you. Let's say so. It's a miracle that you can find Liu Rui according to your photography. I'll tell you!"
"Isn't Liu Rui a man?" Li Deli was stunned and looked at Han Chao and asked.
"Don't you just think of him as a woman?" Han Chao shouted at the top of his voice.
After hearing this, Li Deli was silent. Then he looked up at Han Chao and asked with a very serious expression, "what do you mean by this?"
"It doesn't mean much. I'm just making an analogy with you, okay?"
"No, there's something else in your words!" Li Deli shouted with a big mouth, then thought about it, then looked at Han Chao very seriously and said, "you mean I'm ugly, right?"
"Cao, if you understand this, I don't want to explain anything..." Han Chao reluctantly replied, then looked at Li Deli and said: "what, you quickly tell me what's going on with this girlfriend!"
"You say I'm ugly..." Li Deli looked at Han Chao with a sad expression and shouted.
"I say you're ugly. Can you stop the ink!" Han Chao shouted excitedly.
After hearing this, Li Deli paused, then frowned and asked, "no, I just found a girlfriend? Are you so excited? Why are you so excited?"
"I'm not excited. Now I just want to ask you, what's the matter with this woman!" Han Chao asked with a big mouth.
"Why, do you know this woman?" Li Deli asked with a smile.
"I don't know..."
"Tell me what you mean. Is this woman your ex girlfriend?" Li Deli continued.
"I fucking said I didn't know you. What are you still doing here?"
"Is that your relative?" Li Deli continued.
"Do you believe that I'll kill you in the ink?" Han Chao shouted with his teeth clenched.
"No, aren't we communicating normally now? Why are you so excited?" Li Deli looked at Han Chao's helplessness and then asked, "is this woman your sister?"
“……”
"That's your sister!" Li Deli continued after seeing Han Chao's silence.
"Roll the calf, how many times have I told you, I don't know this person at all!" Han Chao shouted with his teeth clenched.
"Is it your mother? No, this woman is not as old as she is. He told me it was only 20!"
Li Deli shook his head with his big mouth. Finally, he still couldn't understand what the relationship between this woman and Han Chao was.
"I fucking ask you, why does this woman like you!" Han Chao shouted at Li Deli gnashing his teeth.
Li Deli was stunned for a moment and then said with a big mouth: "didn't I explain to you just now? This woman may like me to be handsome, and then she has to be with me. You say I can't stop it. What can I do? Do you think so?"
"Who the fuck believes what you said!" Han Chao shouted at the top of his voice.