"Fuck..." Meng Liang was stunned when he saw him.
"Yang Song..." I was shocked.
"Hello, wow..."
Yang song came into the house and glanced around. Then he frowned and muttered, "what are you doing?"
"... what are you doing here?" I jumped down and asked.
"Isn't that what happened last time? After going back, my father had to break off the relationship between father and son with me. There was no way, so I came out. There was no place to go. I stayed in the Internet cafe for two days. I couldn't see it. So I came to you."
"Oh... I'm sorry!" I felt sorry for him. After all, he ran away from home because of us.
"It's all right, then you talk, then I'll go first..." Yang Song glanced at us again. He may feel that his future is not bright and he may starve to death.
"Hey... Hey, what do you mean?" Meng Liang asked with a wink.
"It's all right. I'm just going to take a turn... I'm relieved to see that you're all good..." Yang Song's legs are about to go out, and his words are very brainless.
Yang Song blinked, scratched his head and said to himself, "in fact, I brought a lot of money when I came out... There's no good place to play, and I can't stay in the Internet cafe all the time... Hey, do you have any good places to play?"
"... the crematorium is good... I'm looking for a tour group and a one-day tour these two days... If you're all right, just come together?" I asked.
"Ha ha... You're so noisy. You've always been so cheerful..."
Yang Song said awkwardly to Meng Liang, "come on, give me a cigarette!"
"... fuck... Don't you have a lot of money? Do you have to rub the cigarettes?" Meng Liang, speechless, reached out and handed him a red golden dragon.
"No, I forgot to buy it when I came. I have money in my pocket... You know..."
Yang Song took the cigarette, wrapped it fiercely, and then looked into the room. He saw the leftovers on the table, put down his schoolbag, pretended to walk over easily, sat down, frowned and said, "Hey, I'm really hungry... What's this? Braised meat? I tell you... This braised meat is the last thing I want to eat... My family sells it every day."
The three of us squatted at the door, stared at Yang Song and ate the leftovers of brother long on the table.
"How many days have you been hungry?" Meng Liang said speechless.
"Didn't he come with a toothpick? He should have eaten?" Yuan Yuan didn't understand.
Yang song could certainly hear their voices, but he pretended not to hear them.
I glanced at my watch, strolled over, then sat opposite Yang Song, dragged my chin and asked, "what's the matter? I don't have money to eat."
"No... I'm a cook, but I can't see you spoil food... There's a very esoteric idiom that every grain is hard. I don't know if you've heard of it?" Yang Song tugged.
"We're not doing well... We're going to hide in H City tonight. If you don't have anything to do, come with us first" I sincerely invited.
"... no... no... I have a lot to do..."
"Brother, you're hungry. Can we stop pretending?..." Meng Liang said frankly.
“……”
When he finished his meal, brother long came back at this time. He saw us pack our luggage on the ground and asked, "why, are you ready to go?"
"Well, the school is ready. Let's go and hide first." I nodded and replied.
"Why are you here?" Longge Bala asked Yang Song, who was clasping his teeth.
"I'm going to go out with them to experience life..." Yang Song pretended to be forced. To tell the truth, he was very similar to Liu Rui.
"Let your father drive you out, ha ha ha, very good!" brother long looked up and smiled.
"Do you know each other?" Meng Liang asked, looking at brother long and Yang Song.
"On the day of your accident, he came to me with his father..."
"I said how he found this..." I just reacted at this time. Why can Yang Song find us.
"I think this life mainly depends on fate. When fate comes, you can't hide..." Yang Song said faintly.
"I found that your ability to dress B is as good as mine..."
A voice suddenly sounded behind us.
"Brush..."
We looked back in an instant.
A young man held close to the door, with a dog chain around his neck, wheezed and gasped.
I, Meng Liang and Yuan Yuan laughed when they saw this man.
"... mom gave me a B. my father locked me with a dog chain. If I hadn't chiseled off my water pipe, I wouldn't be able to get out," said Liu Rui.
"He's going too?" Yang Song was a little confused when he saw Liu Rui.
"What do you say?" I looked at Yang Song and asked.
"... fuck... Can I quit..." Yang Song has a rhythm to run.
"What's wrong with him..." Meng Liang asked.
"He had to let me steal my father's shotgun that day. When I quit, he spit in my big iron pot, so that I didn't sell a pot of vegetables..." Yang Song looked at us with some resentment and said.
"Ha ha ha!"
We left Longge mahjong hall with our luggage on our backs. Longge was going to take us to the railway station, but there were too many people to sit down, so we had to take a taxi.
"Let's go!" we waved to brother long after we got on the bus.
"Bring a phone..." brother long waved to me.
"It seems that someone is chasing us again..." after the taxi drove a distance, the driver looked back at us and said.
As soon as I looked back, I found that brother long was really chasing me. It seemed that he was shouting something in his mouth.
"Why don't you stop?" Meng Liang also found brother long behind.
"No, no, master, you drive quickly. You may have overwhelmed him just now. He wants to steal money. Hurry up..." Liu Rui hurriedly stopped the driver who was ready to stop and hurried.
"These bastards, I'll save you. Before you leave, you even give me the 800 yuan I hid in the shoe box. Is it a fucking person..." looking at the faster and faster taxi, brother long pinched his waist and gasped, opened his mouth and scolded.
Zheng Yijian's blood burned in the taxi. We didn't know who started it, so we all sang along.
"Can you untie the dog chain around your neck? I always have the impulse to lead you..." when I found that the taxi master was fine, I turned back and looked at Liu Rui with a strange eye. Suddenly I remembered that he still had a dog chain around his neck.
"Fuck, what do you know? It's called fashion..." Liu Rui rolled his eyes.
"Hehe, you young people are really wild... Take dog chains as fashion..." the driver turned back and laughed.
"If you want to talk so much, it's easy for me not to give you the car money, you know?" Liu Rui shouted, pointing to the driver's anxious head.
"You don't want it if you don't give it to me... People, I can't always look at money. I yearn for high freedom in life... You can choose not to listen to me when I speak, but you can tempt me with money to not let me speak..." the driver suddenly began to explain his special understanding of the word life.
"Brilliant!" Han Dayan interposed.
"How brilliant?"
"I think what master said is quite right... People can't always look at money, they have to pursue a little..."
"You fucking say you have no money..." Liu Rui replied contemptuously.
"Get out JB, you stay away from me..."
"I don't think you have a comprehensive understanding of life..." the driver continued at this time.
"If you're nagging, do you believe I shit in your car?" Liu Rui shouted fiercely pointing at the driver.
"Shua..."
The driver instinctively turned and looked into the deep night sky.
"Ha ha..."
We smiled at each other and felt that Liu Rui had lived such a long life that he met his opponent today.
"Who can tell me what we're doing in H city?" Yang Song said in the ink behind him without talking for a while.
"Yes, Liu Rui, what does your friend do? Is it reliable?" Meng Liang also reacted at this time.
"Reliable!"
Liu Rui thought for a moment and said.
"What does he do?" I continued.
"The whole entertainment industry..." Liu Rui thought again and replied.
"Can you be more specific? The entertainment industry that sets up stalls and rings in the night market..." Yang Song asked speechless.
"Roll the calf, you underestimate your communication level. Can the night market stall match me? The most important thing is the night market kebab..."
"What the hell does he do?" Yuan Yuan began to be curious at this time.
"Let me tell you, my friend is a disco worker. Let me tell you something. 80% of the ladies in H city come from him. There is no miss Association in H City, or he has to be the president! Do you know how much he has contributed to the sales of condoms in H City this year? You go to H city to inquire about the sex toy store and don't provide a picture of him?" Liu Rui explained.
"... true or false?" Meng Liang was a little confused when Liu Rui said so.
"Do I have to brag about B for others?" Liu Rui asked reluctantly.
"Really reliable?" Meng Liangxin.
"Must be reliable." Liu Rui simply nodded.
"How did you two know each other?" I thought for a moment and asked suspiciously, because Liu Rui and I almost grew up together. He hasn't even gone out of our city. Why did he suddenly have such a friend in H city?
"It was a cold winter. I was at home alone and suddenly felt a little palpitation in my heart..." Liu Rui would not miss any chance to pretend to be forced, and he began to recall.
"You fucking say the point!" Meng Liang couldn't see Liu Rui installing B. he greeted him with a head.
"We met on the yellow website... If you have nothing to do, can you do less!" Liu Rui shouted with a little grievance rubbing his head.
"Oh, my mother, netizens! Pull JB down. I'd better hurry back. What a fucking team... One by one..." Yang Song's expression was slightly fragmented.
"It's okay, there's true love on the Internet..." I smiled and comforted.
"Stop making trouble with JB, okay? I went to his friend's fucking house and sold me as a duck..." Yang Song said with a tangled expression. He was still thinking about getting off the bus.
"Don't worry, you can't sell condoms as a duck... No one is so stupid. If you do this business with you, you'll cut your kidney..." Liu Rui said to Yang Song with relief.
"... fuck me... At the moment, if I have a dollar in my pocket, I won't talk to you..." Yang Song's teeth are almost broken.
"Come on, give me a cigarette..." Liu Rui said to Yang Song.
"... didn't you just come out of home?"
"I left in a hurry and forgot to bring..."
"Go away... I've just used up your excuse... You say you're also poor B, it's over..." Yang Song patted Liu Rui's right hand, turned his head and looked at the stars outside the window with tears.
"Master, how long will it take to get to the railway station?" I asked the driver with my head.
"Ten minutes!" the driver replied.
……
Ten minutes later, we finally came to the railway station.
"Why don't we go back? I'm a little carsick..." Yang Song said abruptly, looking at the three big characters of the bloody SZ station.
"All the tickets have been bought... If you return the ticket money to us, you can go..." Liu Rui glanced at Yang Song and said.
"Go away, don't make trouble..." Yang Song was a little angry.
After half a year of sales.
Our train finally began to check in.
"Yang Song, hurry up!" I shouted at Yang Song as I stood at the ticket gate.
"Let me take another look at the place where I was born and raised. Although it didn't give me anything, she engraved a black wound on my face..." at this time, Yang Song, like a poet, stood at the ticket gate and stared into the distance.
"Is this B a bad brain?" Liu Rui looked at me and whispered.
"It should be..." I also answered some speechless.
"More stupid than me..." Liu Rui staggers to the carriage with his small schoolbag on his back.
After getting on the bus, we found that there were not many people on the bus, so we found a quiet corner and sat down.
"The train is about to start. Have a nice trip!" the conductor's beautiful voice sounded in the carriage.
"Why don't we fight the landlord?" the bored Liu Rui squeezed his eyes and asked me.
"I'm sleepy, you play, I'll sleep for a while... Ah" I stretched out and lay on the table ready to sleep.
"If you are few, I can put my hand together..." Yang Song asked with a wry expression after thinking about it.
"Do you have any money in your pocket..." Liu Rui askew his eyes and asked.
"We have to play with money... We can make some meaningful bets!" Yang Song said with a wink.
"What do you think it means?" Meng Liang asked.
"How about playing brain collapse..."
"Look at my mouth, get out! Calf! Son..."
After sleeping for more than an hour, I was awakened by the voices of these people. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw them facing their heads. I don't know where they are, what are they laughing at.
"What's the research? It's so intense!" I stretched and yawned.
"Shh!" Liu Rui quickly turned back and gestured at me with a rich expression.
"What are you looking at? Let me have a look too!" I stretched out my hand, and Liu Rui came to them.
"What do you think of that girl?" Liu Rui said to me with a drool at the corner of his mouth.
I looked in the direction of his fingers. When I saw the girl's face, I was stunned. I felt so much. I said unconsciously, "I fucking feel I'm going to fall in love!"
I looked at the girl not far away. The girl I like must be thin and have white skin, and this girl obviously meets the standard.
She is about 1.7. She is wearing a light yellow thin coat, a pair of slim jeans, a pair of white canvas shoes on her feet, an SLR camera around her neck, shawl, long hair and white pretty face. She is staring out of the window. She doesn't know what to look at.
It's nice to speak from the bottom of my heart. This girl gives me a very clean and sunny feeling. Especially her smile, like a princess.
"How's it going? Isn't it exciting?" Liu Rui asked as he salivated.
"Don't fucking look, let's hold an emergency meeting. The theme of the meeting is to help brother take this woman!" I hugged Liu Rui, Meng Liang and Yuan Yuan whispered.
"I'll help you take this woman. I saw it first..." Liu Rui shouted reluctantly when he saw that I wanted me to chase the woman.
"Rego, it's easy for you to find someone like this. It's not easy to meet someone I like, or you'll let me..." I advised wisely.
"No! Love doesn't let you say..." Liu Ruijian shook his head and said.
"Fuck, I'll give you 500 yuan and a box of Yuxi, OK! Don't JB refuse, you're worth the price!" I made an offer.
"Go away, prices are soaring now, and brother has to go up. Why do you have to invite me to dinner!" Liu Rui began to bargain.
"OK! Deal! But on one condition, you have to help me get this woman's mobile phone number..." I readily agreed.
"Hey, this stupid boy, he's hovering at this price all his life!" Meng Liang said very melancholy.
"I have no right to choose love before bread..." Liu Rui got a new understanding of life at this time.
"If you don't like it, we can compete fairly..." I rolled my eyes and whispered.
"Well, actually, a prodigal son of the world of mortals like me is not suitable for a partner. I'll tell you..."
"Then you go quickly. The ink is always here..." I pushed Liu Rui and shouted anxiously.
"You're fucking stupid. I'll go like this. Can people give me this look! Can't I think of countermeasures!" Liu Rui said with great self-knowledge.
"I said big brother, think quickly! People will get off later!" I'm dying of anxiety. Although I have studied Japanese beauties for several years, after all, it's only theoretical. In reality, I really have no way.
Liu Rui thought for a moment, then touched his chin, pretended to be a deep touch, and said, "I need some props and someone to cooperate with me!"
"What props, how to cooperate..." I asked quickly.
Before I finished, Liu Rui trotted all the way to an uncle. He didn't know what he said to him. Anyway, Liu Rui successfully grabbed the reading glasses on his face and walked towards us with a smile.
"I fucking asked you to ask for a phone number. Why do you rob people's reading glasses!" I said in a low voice with my teeth clenched.
"Don't make a noise, or you go by yourself..." Liu Rui glanced at me and said with high toes.
"Well, you're all right..."
"I still need someone to cooperate with me now. Who will?" Liu Rui asked after looking at us.
"Can I?" yuan yuan raised his hand and asked.
Liu Rui shook his head, then went to Yang Song who was still sleeping, pulled him up, then turned his head and said with a smile: "I think he is more suitable..."
"What the fuck are you doing? I'm dreaming of sex!" Yang Song shouted vaguely after Liu Rui woke him up.
"Keep your voice down. Now the organization needs you to make a contribution..." Liu Rui said with an obscene smile on Yang Song's face.
"What contribution?" Yang Song turned his small eyes and asked cautiously, because he thought Liu Rui must have found something bad.
"Do you see the girl in front? Brother Ye has a crush on us and wants the woman's mobile phone number..." Liu Rui pointed out the direction of the girl to Yang Song.
"Why do you wake me up if you want my mobile phone number? I'm not 114, and I won't check the number..." Yang Song still didn't relax his vigilance at this time.
"Isn't he embarrassed, so I need you to cooperate with me. Let's go..."
"How to cooperate?" Yang Song then asked.
"You don't have to do anything, just play a fool..." Liu Rui thought and said.
"You're a fucking fool, I won't!" Yang Song immediately refused.
"Brother ye, take care of him!"
Liu Rui winked at me. I quickly piled up a smiling face and said slowly, "brother song! Just help me! I'm so old and have no object. Can you pity me?"
"No!" Yang Song turned his head and replied firmly.
Seeing Yang Song's appearance, I don't think I can do without taking out my mace. I clenched my teeth and said, "I'll give you 200 yuan. You cooperate with him!"
"Shit, you didn't say... Come... Liu Rui, let's study how I play a fool. Let me tell you, I played a fool when I played a stage play in primary school. At that time, they all praised me for my good performance. My father sat down and applauded me. Later, our head teacher said what I came from. Anyway, it's an idiom... I can't remember!" when Yang Song heard that I wanted to give him money, Immediately came the spirit, whet haw began to say.
"Play in your true colors?" Meng Liang asked tentatively.
"Yes!"
"Oh, fuck, what the fuck do I know!" I'm very worried about whether this Yang Song is his father's own. I don't see that he looks like his father at all.
"Yang Song, in fact, your performance is very simple. You just have a mouthful in your mouth. If you have nothing to do, just leave a little outside. Leave the rest to me. Just don't say anything..." Liu Rui pulled Yang Song and studied it.
"No lines?" Yang Song asked with some dissatisfaction.
"No." Liu Rui shook his head.
"Just play a fool who can't speak and still chatter?" Yang Song thought and asked wisely.
"Can it?"
"It's a challenge not to let me talk. Let me try..."
"Cough..." Liu Rui took his reading glasses, tilted his neck, led Yang Song, and then walked to the girl with a small and reserved step. He opened his mouth and said to the girl, "Hey, hello... I'm a volunteer of China Love Fund. Can you do me a favor?"
The girl turned her head and looked at the two people who came suddenly. She was a little embarrassed and asked, "what can I do for you?"
"Well, look at him. This is an orphan I just brought from Gansu. I have been suffering from congenital poliomyelitis since I was a child, and my mouth drools when I speak..." Liu Rui pinched Yang Song and explained with a smile.
"Abba, Abba..." Yang Song was very cooperative and began to spit water out. At the same time, he made a strange sound in his mouth. To tell the truth, Yang song just said that I still don't believe his true color, but I really believe him now. It's fucking the upper body of the second Wu next door!