After listening to "ha ha ha ha ha ha", Meng Liang and I burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at? Can I have such a fucking accident if I don't bring Yuanyuan that fool? This stupid child really let me break my glass heart." seeing Meng Liang and I laughing, the unidentified object obviously didn't like it and said with a sad look.
"What about Yuanyuan? Why did you come back alone? Why didn't he come back to class?" I looked behind the unidentified object and didn't find Yuanyuan.
"Shovel not tap the wrong place, but also a spade that has dried up the idiot performance of tap water pipes, and organized him to reflect on his home." unidentified objects raised his head with pride.
Obviously, people are organized. Talking is different.
"It's all organized now? What organization?" Meng Liang raised his pants and stamped his numb legs. He asked curiously.
"Even the grave robbers Association doesn't know. Can you read more books?" the unidentified object looked at Meng Liang with his small eyes and despised eyes.
"It's the first time I've heard that there is an association for tomb theft. Who is the president?" Meng Liang asked again.
"It's your majesty!" the unidentified object was as proud as a little princess.
"Vice President yuan yuan?" although Meng Liang already had the answer in his heart, he couldn't help asking.
"At present, he still needs to organize an investigation and audit. The child is a little tiger. I'm a little worried about giving him the vice president." said Yuanyuan, and the unidentified object is also very worried.
"It's not that I despise you two. You're the only two. You're still the whole Association. If those grave robbers know, they'll have to kill you both alive."
After listening to the conversation, I was extremely speechless. I threw my cigarette butts into the toilet pit, turned and walked out. Meng Liang smiled and followed me out.
"Why, who dares to hit me? Let me see! Do you despise our tomb robbing association? Don't you think he has few people now. Just develop slowly. There were only three people when Taoyuan was sworn in. Later, they established a country!"
Hearing that I insulted his association, the unidentified object obviously ran out of the toilet and shouted at us in the corridor, which attracted countless people's eyes.
Meng Liang and I hastened to speed up our pace. We really didn't want others to know that we knew the chairman of the tomb robbing Association behind us.
"You two stop for me. Why, it's a shame to dislike me. Today, ye Han, you don't admit your mistake with me, I'll shout here, and I'll let the whole grade know you." the unidentified object clearly saw our intention, not only didn't converge, but his voice increased a lot.
Sometimes you really have no way to take such a person. You should never try to defeat a fool, because he will clearly tell you what is right and wrong in the most stupid way of behavior. In the words of the unidentified object itself, my life is cheap anyway. It's a big deal that I change my life with you. I'm suitable for whatever.
Now this situation is, anyway, his people have long been lost. I am ashamed to hold you two. Anyway, I have no loss.
The original name of the unidentified object was Liu Rui. Meng Liang and I grew up together since childhood, because our three families are neighbors and live close to each other. It is said that when his mother gave birth to him, that's why she gave birth to such a wonderful thing. At the age of 8, influenced by the zombie Taoist priest, Liu Ruishen almost became the last Taoist priest in Maoshan, but later his father found out and killed his dream in the cradle in time. The guy beat him. Now I recall that scene with fear. Later, Liu Rui had to compromise, gave up the idea of becoming a Taoist, and then watched a TV play about tomb robbing. As a result, he was out of control. He was inspired to become the king of tomb robbing in China, and he has insisted until now. He can't have a dream. He is wayward.
Yuanyuan, the standard rich second generation, his family moved from other places. I really don't know what his family does. Anyway, it's rich. His mother didn't practice a * * when she gave birth to him, but her IQ is not as good as Liu Rui. It sounds simple, but it doesn't sound like a fool. Under the guidance of Liu Rui's step-by-step edification, he is also striving to pursue his life ideal in the cause of tomb theft, and regards Liu Rui as his example and mentor in life.
He and Liu Rui were called the two heroes of tomb robbing. Now Liu Ruiming, who has a dream, was not satisfied with this title. In order to carry forward his tomb robbing career, he established the smallest tomb robbing Association in modern Chinese history.
As for Meng Liang and I who belong to ordinary families, we don't have a prominent family background and certainly don't have such a low IQ. Our parents work in the same factory and are ordinary workers.
My story revolves around Meng Liang, Liu Rui and Yuan Yuan in this small city.
When we returned to the class, we had already had class. With a worried mood, I came to the door of our class, took a deep breath and opened the door. I saw the students who studied hard, who should nag, read e-books, enjoy Island comics, and show a very gratifying smile.
Liu Rui was the last one to enter the class. Obviously, as soon as my brother Rui came out, he must cause a certain degree of sensation. There is no way that a man like him is like a firefly in the night, a beetle in the vegetable garden and a green onion in the cabbage field, which attracts the attention of the masses wherever he is.
When Liu Rui came back, our head teacher was writing hard on the blackboard. When the head teacher saw us, I observed that the corners of the head teacher's mouth twitched obviously, and the hand holding the chalk trembled, and an obvious murderous spirit rippled in our class.
However, Ruige didn't seem to see the emotional change of the head teacher. He was still calm and walked towards his seat with a confident smile on his face.
Meng Liang and I followed Liu Rui's steps and lowered our heads. Just as we wanted to sit down, we heard the head teacher's calm voice: "get out and clean the toilet!"
When I heard this voice, I was relieved. Fortunately, the head teacher didn't get angry. If he smiled and talked to me, he would be close to death. Our head teacher is a middle-aged woman in her 40s. She doesn't know how to use a good stick. Almost 80% of the class fee in our class let the loser buy mops, Moreover, 90% of this mop stick is also consumed by Liu Rui, so I always feel that Liu Rui is the only classmate in our class who didn't pay the class fee in vain, not only didn't pay in vain, but also earned.
The three of us hummed a little song. Just two steps away, we saw a figure running towards us.
"Do you have to be beaten? I just asked my father to clean up at home. I have to be beaten here?"
A gentle looking, slightly fat young man gasped and asked me with worry.
He is the Yuanyuan I mentioned earlier. He is one of the candidates for the vice president of the legendary tomb robbing Association. He has a superior family background, but he is very righteous. Basically, at the end of the month, we all rely on Yuanyuan and his father to cheat money to make a living. I will make friends like Yuanyuan.
"Why did you come here when you were beaten and cleaned the toilet?" I said happily.
"OK, OK, not serious! There was an accident at home and almost didn't come out." Yuan Yuan was also relieved and wiped his forehead sweat.
"Your old man cut you?" Liu Rui stretched out his neck like a bastard.
"How are you going to ask? If you didn't have to pull me to steal the tomb, could I be beaten?" Yuan Yuan said angrily.
"Fart! Didn't you volunteer at first? Cry and beg me to take you. If you say so, I won't take you next time.
Yuanyuan thought for a while, as if he had to follow, so he didn't speak again. The four of us staggered out of the teaching building, went to the guard room to find two brooms, and then buried ourselves in hard work against the strong smell of shit.
We simply cleaned the toilet for a while, smoked a cigarette, then chatted for a while, looked at the time, felt almost, and began to walk to the canteen, because it was time for lunch break.
While walking, Liu Rui hummed deeply about love business, which attracted the admiration of countless little girls. When we arrived at the canteen, the four of us pocketed our clothes and searched them cleanly, only to collect less than ten yuan. Finally, Meng Liang saw that there was no way for everyone. He took out a wrinkled twenty yuan from the smelly insole.
"Brothers, the problem is very serious. Now there is a huge problem in front of us." I photographed 27 yuan with zero and whole on the dining table in the canteen and said in a heavy tone.
"What's the problem?" Liu Rui asked with an ignorant face.
"You can't fucking see. You don't have money to eat." Meng Liang took out the 20 yuan at the bottom of the box. He was obviously distressed and shouted angrily.
"It's not that I said you were three. What an adult. You have 27 yuan in your hand. It's good to come to the canteen. To tell you the truth, if I had 10 yuan in my hand, I wouldn't talk to you about this." then Liu Rui reached out and picked up the 27 yuan on the table.
"I'll buy instant noodles. Will you eat it three times?"
"Let's have four bowls. By the way, add me a sausage. I've grown up recently and need nutrition." I turned my head back.
Liu Rui took the money and walked briskly to the place where we bought instant noodles in the canteen. After all, there were not many people who bought instant noodles at noon. Liu Rui bought four bowls of instant noodles and soaked them in hot water. Then he carefully held the four bowls of instant noodles and walked back. Because Liu Rui had four bowls of instant noodles, it was a little difficult to walk. After all, there was water in the instant noodles. At this time, a figure suddenly appeared He ran over and bumped into Liu Rui. The three bowls of instant noodles were directly sprinkled on Liu Rui. My brother Rui jumped up with a roar. The instant noodles were full of boiling water, which could make my brother Rui hot.
The man who hit him quickly patted the instant noodle soup on his body, then pointed to Liu Rui and asked, "are you fucking blind? Don't you walk with long eyes?"
The man who bumped into Liu Rui is in the same grade as us. Others call him Tudou. It is said that he is very social. He fools around with the bastards outside the school every day. Moreover, Tudou is wearing a little special today. He looks very bright in red coat and green pants. Coupled with his face that looks like two people turning actors, I think if you give him a handkerchief, Liu Laogen can make a fire on the big stage.
When Liu Rui heard this, he stopped jumping immediately. Then he looked at the students in front of him and said solemnly, "obviously you hit me. Who the fuck do you say is blind?"
"Who the fuck are you scolding?" Tudou, who was going to leave, turned around and scolded loudly as soon as Liu Rui dared to answer back.
"Scold you, what's the matter." I'm not used to such a thing.
"OK, wait here for me." the potato threw a cruel word and turned to leave.
"Wait a minute, you pay me back the instant noodles first." seeing that Tudou wanted to go, Liu Rui grabbed the student. Liu Rui didn't look for trouble. He really loved the instant noodles.
"What's the matter, brother Rui?" the three of us rushed over after hearing Liu Rui's cry. I was a little surprised to see Liu Rui wearing instant noodles.
"It's none of your business. I can solve it." Liu Rui looked at me and said.
"If you don't return the instant noodles money to me today, you don't want to go." Ruige dragged the boy and said with dark eyes. It seems that my Ruige is really angry because of the instant noodles. Rego was angry and the consequences were serious. Although my brother Rui is usually funny, he is never vague on economic issues. When I was a child, because a chicken leg was bitten by a dog, the dogs in our area had to take a detour when they saw him. You can imagine how much my brother Rui looked at these things.
Tudou looked at Liu Rui, looked at me again, and Meng Liang snorted coldly. "OK, there are many people, right? I'm not leaving yet."
After that, I took out the phone. I saw that it was going to call someone.
Tudou shook the phone to Liu Rui and asked; "I don't have any money now. Can I call someone to send me money?"
"You fight and let him send money quickly. I'm hungry." Liu Rui didn't know whether he was really stupid or fake stupid, but he agreed.
"You haven't been beaten!" the potato scolded, took out the phone and quickly dialed several numbers.
"Brother Hao, bring someone in! I met a porcelain bumper in the canteen. He blackmailed me money!" potato shouted at the phone with a very wronged look.
"Can you let me go? Someone will send you money soon." Tudou is helpless to watch Liu Rui after calling. At this time, many students have gathered around the canteen to watch the excitement. Rui, who is full of instant noodles, is indeed some wonderful flowers. At this moment, he is the No. 1 man in the canteen. He is standing in the center of the stage.
"No, I let you go. Why did you run?" Liu Rui replied stubbornly, regardless of other people's different eyes and how many people around him looked at him.
"Brother, do you care about this money? You are too fucking persistent!" I saw two words in the potato's eyes and collapsed.
About ten minutes later, the crowd in the canteen was in a panic. At least more than a dozen boys took out a bunch of backpacks, stool legs, baseball bats and Hula and ran towards me. I knew Tian Hao, who was also our first term. He had a little spare money at home and knew more people in the society, so basically no one dared to provoke him in our school.
Tian Hao came over with two words on his face. Then he looked at Liu Rui and looked at potatoes and said, "I heard there was a touch porcelain?"
"Brother Hao is him."
When Tudou saw Tian Hao coming, he wanted to see his father. He almost burst into tears, plus a big hug. He stretched out his hand and pointed to Liu Rui.
"Did you give him money?" Liu Rui looked at Tian Hao and asked.
"Potatoes, what's the money?" Tian Hao turned and asked.
"He hit me, and then he asked me to accompany him for instant noodles. There are many of them. They won't let me go if they don't give me money. I can't call you."
"Fart, you hit me." Liu Rui scolded as soon as he heard Tudou lying.
"OK, let him go first and I'll give you the money." Tian Hao didn't care who hit who, so he opened Liu Rui's hand holding the potato.
I was a little surprised to hear Tian Hao's words. I didn't expect that Tian Hao understood the matter and didn't entangle it. If he entangled it, it would be difficult to do it.
"How much is your instant noodles?" Tian Hao asked after pulling them apart.
"Twenty two, four instant noodles and four intestines." Ruige said, and the students were happy, and Tian Hao laughed.
Tian Hao touched his trouser pocket, then took out a hundred and said with a smile, "I don't have any change in my hand. I'll give you a hundred."
"No, I'll take twenty-two," my brother replied with backbone.
"I'll give you a hundred if I give you a hundred." Tian Hao was a little impatient, and then turned the money to Liu Rui, with contempt in his eyes. " All right, potatoes, let's go. "
After that, Tian Hao will turn and leave.
"Wait a minute, you haven't paid me back yet." Liu Rui didn't take the money from Tian Hao, and his voice shouted angrily.
"Don't you have all the money? What the fuck do you want?" Tian Hao finally couldn't help scolding.
"Grass Mud Horse, give me back the money." Liu Rui looked at Tian Hao and scolded.
At this time, Meng Liang and I also stood up, because we both knew that this fight would have to be fought at the moment Tian Hao left his money.
"Oh, fuck, don't give me your face. It's going to turn the sky. Come and let me see. What can you do if I don't give you a fucking Penny today?" Tian Hao shouted at Liu Rui.
"I'll go to your leaf, Yuan Yuan, Meng Liang, hit him!" Liu Rui looked at Tian Haoqi and didn't hit him. He rushed up with an arrow and punched him in the head.
"My grass, you dare to hit me!" Tian Hao covered his head and said unbelievably.
"You fucking think you're Altman? What's the matter with you!" Meng Liang then kicked him on the stomach, which made Tian Hao shrink on the ground like a shrimp.
"Beat him for me!" Tian Hao lay on the ground and shouted to the students behind him.
When Tian Hao shouted, the potatoes and the people brought by Tian Hao also moved, and the canteen was in a mess. Meng Liang and I immediately ran to Liu Rui's side. After Liu Rui grabbed Tian Haoran, it was a set of combined boxing. Meng Liang and I also saw who fought who. After all, there were many people opposite. The three of us started better, but we couldn't stand so much recognition later.
I looked at Meng Liang, Liu Rui and Yuanyuan, and then shouted to run. The three of us began to run outside the canteen. Because there were more and more people watching the excitement, the three of us easily got rid of Tian Hao's gang.
"Grass Mud Horse, you three wait for me." Tian Hao can make Liu Rui fight very hard. He can't see his face. When he came, Liu Rui did it like a brooding chicken.
The three of us are no better than Tian Haoqiang. After all, there are many people across the street. We must be busy with so many hands.
"Why JB?" Meng Liang asked breathlessly holding the wall.
"I'm sure I can't go back to class," I said, looking at my school uniform, which was almost broken.
"Damn it, Tian Haotai can pretend to be forced. I have to do him. I've seen more people who are richer than him. It's the first one to pretend to be forced like him." Liu Rui took off his school uniform full of footprints and instant noodles and said with a grin.
"It is estimated that he also wants to fight with you now." Meng Liang spit.
"Let's go. Don't stay here. The teacher can't see it later."
"Where are you going?"
"Go to the mahjong parlor and find brother long. You can't go home like this," I said.
"Brother long, I won't go. Last time I shot bamboo into his cigarette, he still wanted to fuck me!" Liu Rui shook his head.
"If you don't go, the three of us can go. Wait here for Tian Hao to dry you." after that, the three of us turned around and left.
"Oh, you're still not brothers. It's not fucking interesting to go now." Liu Rui chased us when he saw us go.
The other Tian Hao looked at us with the hairstyle of a brooding chicken.
"Brother Hao, do you still chase?" asked potato, tired and wheezing.
"These are from the track and field team. They can run. Wait for me. I don't believe they won't come back." Tian Hao is also very tired.
"Yes, when they come back..." the potato echoed.
Brother long was originally known to us through brother Yu. Brother long is not from our SZ City, but moved from other places. There is a small mahjong hall in our old district. Although we call him brother long, he is almost in his 50s, but we always call him brother long because of jokes.
Brother long is very rich. I don't know why he moved to our small county, but I think he is a man with a story. It can be seen from the fact that there are at least nine widows near his house who have had broken shoes with him. This man is definitely not simple.
The three of us walked for more than half an hour and finally came to Longge's mahjong hall. After entering the mahjong hall, we saw several old men and women playing mahjong. There were few people. It seems that Longge hasn't come out of the trough of his career.
Brother long doesn't make any money by opening this mahjong hall, because few people come to play here, and all the people come are old men and women. Now old men and women don't like to come. I asked brother long, "you might as well turn it off and do something else. What are you trying to do if you don't make money?"
After listening, brother long said to me with a serious face: you are still young, you don't understand. Men, money meets the material, women solve the desire, and only career can support the soul. "
"Your broken mahjong hall is also called career?"
"Roll the calf, do what you should do." brother long gave a kick and ended our conversation about career.