26 Family of Devils

"Why are we in the backyard?"

"...Hehehe."

"Reba?"

Dilireba then stops.

"Hey."

Before Lu Han finished talking, Dilireba put her hands on one of his arms, stepped forward and BAM! K.O.

While Lu Han is processing what is going on, Dilireba tosses him around again. Feeling the world around him is turning upside down, Lu Han finally realized what is going on.

However, it was too late, he was slammed on the floor again.

"Wait, Wait. Wait! Reba! I'm wrong, I'm wrong!!! Ahhhh!!!! Spare me!!!! Ahhh!!!"

A few minutes later...

"Phew, felt much better." Dilireba stood up and brushed off the nonexisting dust.

On the floor, Lu Han was panting, thankfully Dilireba went easy on him and no major/visible bruises.

"Ow. Ow. Ow. My back! My back! You muscle-woman, I curse you to be single forever! Humph!"

Dilireba ignored him, stretched and went back in. [Hee! What a joke. I'm already married. But being single is a nice thought. After being divorced, I'm single, I can see how much I want without worrying about someone else's image. Well then, thank you for the 'curse' if it ever comes true. Hopefully, it will.]

Lu Han tried to get up but couldn't.

"Hey! Reba! Get back here and help me up! Hello?! Hey! Reba! No!!! Don't leave me alone! Come back, I can't move! Reba? Reba?!"

The commotion was so loud that the rest of the families heard it. And one thought passed through everyone's mind. [You deserve it. Who told you to provoke Reba.]

Lu Han stared at the sky and he murmured, "What happened, she wasn't like this when she was young. How did she become this way?"

Then he remembered that during dinner time, he was told that Dilireba was already married.

"It must be that bastard."

However, he then recalled that Reba had wanted to learn martial arts before her graduation.

"Is it…him? Nope, it can't be. Arggg! Dammit, whatever, it must be that bastard-husband of hers. Damn, now my head hurts too. What a crazy day, but why have I been beaten anyways? Whatever, what's done is done."

A few minutes after Mantou came out, holding a cup of milk and a water bottle.

"Wah! Mantou, you are such a good boy. Come give this brother a hug."

Mantou stared at him, ignoring what he said and placed a water bottle right on his stomach standing up. He then backed up and sipped his milk as if admiring a masterpiece, then went back inside.

"..."

"Mantou…"

Inside, Lu Han was crying.

[Mantou ignored me… wait maybe he went inside to get Yue Yingque to help me up because he can't do that himself? Yes, that must be why he went inside. Ah! What an angel.]

Lu Han waited for Yue Yingque to come.

An hour later…

Soon after Yue Yingque came out, holding a milkshake that Qi Weilan made for him. He drinks it as he stared at Lu Han.

"What are you looking at?! Hurry up and help me up!"

Yue Yingque continued to stare at Lu Han before finally talking.

"Looks like you are doing fine. I'm going in now, bye."

"Wait. Wait! Wait!!! At least help me up! Dammit!"

Yue Yingque turned back to stare at Lu Han but with pity this time,

"Sorry, Bro. I don't want to get involved, in case Reba would also beat me up if I do. And you know that hurts right? Anyways, I would rather save a few good reputation points in her heart than be on her bad side. Good luck, bro."

Lu Han was left speechless as Yue Yingque went into the house.

[Damn it, these heartless father and son pair. Humph!]

Soon Qi Weilan came out with the 'heartless father and son pair'.

[*Touched* Only Lan Jie treat me well, Wuwuwu~]

"Lan Jie~"

Qi Weilan, however, ignored him. She turned to Mantou and said, "How can you put the water bottle on Lu Han's stomach?"

Lu Han nodded, "Yeah, yeah! Exactly!"

However, the next sentence clearly states her position and was different from Lu Han's expectations.

"You should have put it somewhere he can see or feel at ease so that he knows that he can have something yet unable to because he can't move his arms. If there is no place you can think of, you can just put it on his face."

"..."

"Yes, Mother! This boy knows what to do next time!" Mantou smiled as he saluted.

[What the-! You know that I can hear you right?! Damnit! Bullies! This family only knows how to bully me! Humph!]

Qi Weilan then looks at Yue Yingque.

"And you. You should have helped Lu Han up."

[Eh? Maybe Lan Jie was actually just helping me but doesn't know how to say it, so she phrases it like that last time? *Touched* Yup Lan Jie still treats me the best.]

"You did see that water bottle, don't you? You should have propped Lu Han against the tree and placed the water bottle in front of him so that he could see it. And THEN leave him there. No better yet, get a blanket, fold it and place it in front of him with the water bottle on top. "

"..."

[Nevermind, I would take everything back. I will eat my words. They are a family of devils! Only know how to bully the poor me! And Lan Jie was actually the biggest devil in disguise! Humph!]

Yue Yingque looked as if he had been enlightened.

"Darling, you are so clever! I'll do that next time."

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Author 2: Now for some BGM (background music) just for Lu Han. Liang Liang yue se~

Author 4: Wei ni shi nian xheng he~

Author 3:Childish. It's just a joke to say that Lu Han is pitiful, no need for the actual translation. But if you want the music just search up 'Liang Liang'

Author 2: It is a song, not the viral kid dancer Liang Liang who appeared on the Ellen Show.

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-12:31a.m. 2/25/2020