"Mom! Why did you come to my room without saying a word? Scared to death! "
Lin Feng, who just woke up from his dream, opened his eyes and saw his mother sitting at the head of the bed looking at him. Of course, he was severely frightened.
"When I was making breakfast, I heard you shouting 'sister Zixuan, don't go' in the room. I came in because I was afraid you had something to do."
Lin's mother said with a careless smile, "Xiao Feng, talk to mom. What did you just dream about? Did you dream of the beautiful Zixuan girl? Look! Mom's right! Miss Zixuan is so beautiful and a big star. You will be excited. Don't pretend to be serious like your father! "
"Er... Mom! Where do you want to go? Am I that kind of person? I just dreamed of Zixuan. Don't think about it! "
Lin Feng quickly got rid of the relationship and got up to brush his teeth. However, Lin's mother ran after him and asked, "how's it going? Son! Tell mom, how do you feel about Zixuan? Do you want mom to give you some advice? "
"Mom! You really have enough! Didn't you say sister Tongtong was good a few days ago? I want sister Tongtong to be our daughter-in-law, but now... Let me pursue sister Zixuan. What's going on? "
Brushing his teeth, Lin Feng said with toothpaste bubbles in his mouth.
"Miss Tong? oh dear! How can I forget Miss Tongtong! It's difficult now. Miss Tongtong is no worse than Miss Zixuan. Moreover, Miss Tongtong is good-natured and friendly. She was very good at dealing with people and things when she went to her house last time. Miss Zixuan still doesn't know... "
At the mention of Li Yutong, Lin's mother immediately got a little embarrassed. She pondered about whether to let her son Lin Feng chase Li Yutong! It's better to pursue Su Zixuan!
"Mom! Then take your time to think about it. When you decide... Whether sister Tongtong is better or sister Zixuan is better, you can tell me again. But I guess I should find a daughter-in-law at that time. "
Lin Feng said with a smile, then washed his face, sat at the table for breakfast, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.
"I know the entertainment news. Dear audience friends, let's take a look at the headlines in today's entertainment circle... Last night, Su Zixuan's new album release concert was held in Zhi'an No. 1 middle school in Zhi'an city. As a special male guest of the concert, Li Minjin, an emerging Asian idol boy, long legged oba, was accidentally shot by a gun. It is said that it was because Li Minjin put a million fireworks, which said, "I Li Minjin is a pig, and the people of Bangzi are brain disabled '..."
"Entertainment you and I watch" is being broadcast on TV. There is no accident of Lin Feng. Yesterday's concert news made headlines, and the focus is Li Minjin's fireworks and injury.
"According to our reporter's report from Zhi'an municipal hospital, the part where Li Minjin was shot was very embarrassing. It seems that someone deliberately aimed at his crotch and rescued him all night. The surgeon said that Li Minjin was temporarily out of danger, but he was still in a coma because of excessive blood loss. But... "
The TV host deliberately dragged on for a while, then couldn't help laughing and said, "but, because Li Minjin's injured part is too special. I'm afraid it will disappoint his female fans. The doctor said that Li Minjin's * * has been completely broken and there is no possibility of repair. You can only remove it all... HMM! Uh huh! I'm serious, that is to say... In the future, Li Minjin may have to... Squat and pee... "
Seeing that the host spoke so incorruptedly, Lin Feng was drinking porridge. He almost gushed out and wiped the corners of his mouth. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Li Minjin is estimated to go to Thailand and come back to become a queen level idol? Ha ha! "
"Good fight! Good fight! I don't like those Bangzi country stars who are male and female. You say a good man doesn't make a man, but dresses up like a woman in a demon all day. Now, just be a woman. "
Lin's mother also saw the news and clapped her hands and shouted. After that, he added: "dare to rob Zixuan with my son? Now let's see how you rob! "
"Mom! Can we stop talking about things so far away? I'm about to take the college entrance examination. Don't you worry that my love will affect my study? "
This time it was Lin Feng who was helpless to his mother, but Lin's mother happily put out her thumb and said, "I'm worried about a fart! My son can get the first place in the exam. Do you still have to worry about being affected? "
"Mom! I really lost to you. Forget it, but you said, "I went to school."
After breakfast, Lin Feng quickly picked up his schoolbag and fled.
Today's Zhi'an No. 1 middle school is patrolled by not only security guards but also two policemen. After all, there was a shooting incident here yesterday. In order to be just in case and find the murderer behind the scenes, the police station specially left two policemen to patrol in Zhi'an No. 1 middle school.
As soon as Lin Feng entered Zhian No. 1 middle school, he heard that the students around him seemed to be talking about yesterday's concert.
"Lin Feng is really awesome! Even sister Zixuan confessed to him! "
"Of course, master Lin Feng is my male god. He is much more handsome than Li min. But Li Minjin's fireworks yesterday were really funny! He even called himself a pig... "
"Aren't all Bangzi people mentally disabled? Such a small country dare to export and invade our Chinese culture, but it's a pity that many boys and girls in our country are bewitched by those plastic surgery Bangzi stars. I used to like a female star in Bangzi country. Now think about it, what a fool! "
"Just understand... Hee hee! I still like senior Lin Feng. How cool and handsome! Moreover, I also want to learn from Lin Feng. When a thriving moso bamboo takes root underground, it will suddenly grow into a towering tree one day! "
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In Zhian No. 1 middle school, Lin Feng has now become a flag and a symbol of spirit. Even those junior schoolgirls do not blindly worship him. The spirit of lime and moso bamboo mentioned by Lin Feng in his speech has become a positive energy recognized by the students of Zhi'an No. 1 middle school.
"Hey, hey! It seems that my buddy is still doing well in school! "
With his keen listening, Lin Feng could hear the worship and comments of other classes in the passing classroom. Of course, he was a little proud and proud in his heart.