Chapter 17

Hearing Xiao Wu's scolding, Diao still felt a little sorry and hurriedly apologized: "I'm really sorry. I don't know you're really not a professional. In order to compensate you, I'll give you what you want for free."

"No, he has promised to compete with me." Diao Qiang said.

Little five said, "you just give me Diao's Feng Shui hall for nothing. I don't want it. I have to compare you little bastard and your old bastard today."

Xiao Wu's attitude turned 180 degrees. It's not that he is confident that he can win, but that he was corrected by Diao Qiang for no reason just now, which makes him sad. This is something he can't accept. Even if he is fighting nonsense, he has to fight with them.

He understood that no matter how powerful Mr. Feng Shui was, he had to say that eloquence definitely accounted for a large proportion. Moreover, he read a lot of books in this field the day before yesterday, and he also wrote down a lot of doorways.

It is reasonable to say that his current knowledge level should not suffer too much, that is, he is poor in experience.

Diao Lao thought for a long time before he said, "since the young man wants to compete, let's start with this young lady."

"What's the matter with this lady?" Little five asked directly.

Diao Qiang chuckled, "tell you what's wrong with him. What's the name of the competition?"

"I don't know what's wrong with her. How to treat and exorcise her?" Little five asked.

Diao said reluctantly, "tell you both that she just feels weak and can't be treated anywhere. She feels that there are unclean things in her house. Well, you two can see the rest."

Diao Lao said so, but Diao Qiang looked around the woman and wrote down his summary on the paper one by one.

Little five was a little flustered. Diao didn't mention half a word in the books he had read.

Little five flew around in his mind, thinking about how to deal with it. With black donkey hooves? That's bullshit. Why don't you tie a fairy rope? It's not reliable.

He thought about it, pushed off to the toilet, picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to his friends, but no one answered for a long time.

He suddenly remembered the old liar and directly sent a message: aren't you an old fairy? I have something to do now. Come out and help me.

The old man replied directly: I have a fart to use. I gave you all my mobile phones. Can you shake it to death.

Little five thought about it, too. The old man didn't say that he could get a new face every time he shook his mobile phone. He simply shook it and felt that there was an antique beauty in front of him.

Xiao Wu's heart beats unceasingly. Unexpectedly, there are preferential policies for this mobile phone? If you can shake such a beautiful woman, what world and life do you want? It's better to die drunk in lingering with her.

But he suddenly shook his head and felt himself addicted. He took a deep breath, coughed and muttered, "what's wrong with him? Why does Diao's toilet smell so strong that no one clean it up?"

"Sorry, I was angry just now." When the woman came out, her face was half red.

Little five covered his nose with his hand and asked, "what did you eat?"

"The last time I ate, it was a long time ago. It is estimated that the old gas in my stomach can be discharged today. I feel very comfortable." The woman said slowly.

Little five was in a cold sweat. He thought that it was such a little thing. He said it so elegantly. But judging from her appearance, she should be an ancient person, and her age is not near.

"What's your name?"

"My mink Cicada!"

"Splash! Splash! " Xiao Wu's little heart was in disorder again. Although he didn't feel very comfortable with the old gas just now, Xiao Diao, who is known as the four beauties in ancient times, was attracted by himself.

Little five didn't know what to do. He only heard Diao Qiang shouting outside the toilet: "come on, my toilet has no rear window. You can't run." Then Diao Qiang shouted, "your boy shit stinks enough."

Little five said, "I'll be fine later. I have a stomachache. Go back and wait."

Later, he and minchan said, "mink classmate, I want to find someone who knows Fengshui and understand the metaphysics of Zhouyi to help me. I didn't expect to get you. I think you should go back first, and I will call others."

"That's no good. I'm here to find my closed moon shovel used to worship the moon. I won't go until I find something." Diao Chan said.

Xiao Wu was in a hurry and said, "you said you didn't come here in vain. At least you know a handsome man like me and solved your physical problems. It's not easy to find that thing?"

"I don't care. Anyway, you called me, and you have to be responsible for me."

Xiao Wu felt very uncomfortable when he heard this. How can he be responsible for him? It's also very popular to go out with a beautiful woman like Diao Chan. But it can't be said that she Diao Chan is her girlfriend. If she is like that, she will have to be taken away by the mental hospital sooner or later.

Seeing the passage of time, Diao Qiang urged again.

Little five asked, "did you have any ways to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits in ancient times?"

"In fact, I also know a little about metaphysical Feng Shui. As long as my husband promised to help me find the closed moon shovel, I'll help you."

"Xiao Diao, this is not a joke. Help me. I'll find something for you."

"It's a big deal. I'll serve you until you find something."

Xiao Wu was annoyed by Diao Chan. How can he send such a figure back.

"Just, upper body, let's finish the external affairs first." Little five said.

"I want to control your body!"

"Ready." Little five.

Diao Chan disappeared in front of Xiaowu. He felt that his bones were obviously lighter.

Little five reached out and touched his chest, and then touched his face. Looking at himself in the mirror, he had not changed. He pushed the door and entered the inner hall.

Diao Qiang looked at Xiao Wu and smiled, "you've been going to the toilet for a long time."

"My stomach hurts too much. It's all right now. Let's start." Little five.

"I understand the elder sister's problem. Now it's your turn, please!"

Little five looked at the elder sister, coughed and said, "I'm sorry..." he paused and said, "has anything strange happened in your family recently?"

"This is true, otherwise I can't come here." Said the woman.

Little five said, "what's the matter first?"

The woman explained that she felt cold when she came home every day. Her back seemed to be blown by the wind. It was numb from head to foot, and those who came every month were abnormal and black

Xiao Wu immediately interrupted the woman's introduction: "stop it, I'm not a gynecologist, but I want to remind you that you go back and remember to close the window every day. You must feel comfortable in three days."

Said here, the Diao family's parents and grandchildren laughed back and forth. Diao Qiang said directly, "what is your method to drive away evil spirits? Closing the window doesn't mean there's no way to drive evil spirits out of the window?"

Xiao Wu knows that it's autumn now. It's cool at night and people wear less. It's normal for the cold to enter the body, but these two professionals can't understand it?