Bang, bang.
The cannon fell in the grass and there was no movement.
"Is he your friend?"
Silver month glimpses an eye grass, cold voice asks a way to Chen Yang.
Chen Yang said with a smile, "it's not a friend, it's a brother."
Silver month disapproves of a way: "that you are really good enough to brother, unexpectedly don't even give him clothes to wear."
"It's him who doesn't wear it. It's naked. Running is his hobby." Chen Yang explained.
"Don't talk nonsense, don't slander my chastity and purity."
The sound of the cannon came from the grass. He stood up and walked towards Chen Yang, accusing him: "I've wanted to wear clothes for a long time, but if you don't buy them for me, what can I do? Do you think I want to sleep all day? It's not to lie down so as to cover up the ugly? "
"Well, you're shameless."
Chen Yang gives a thumbs up to the cannon and squints at the indifferent silver moon beside his eyes, thinking that the cannon is not really interested in silver moon.
Silver month a pair of oil and salt does not enter the appearance, cannons do not mess.
While Chen Yang was thinking, the cannon was standing on both legs and came out of the grass.
It's good to have grass to cover it. I can't see his lower body.
But as soon as he came out, he was gone.
"You..."
Silver month quickly turned his head away, is about to scold, but found something around the waist of the cannon.
When she looked closely, she found that the cannon was wearing a few big leaves, which were connected together with roots. It looked like an Aboriginal skirt.
"Ha ha ha..."
Chen Yang couldn't help laughing, pointed to the cannon and said, "fat dog, what's the matter with you? How can you make such an ugly skirt? Is it embarrassing?"
"You forced it all."
Chen Yang raised his right claw and supported it on the tree trunk beside him. His left claw lifted his hair and tilted his head. His expression was "I'm the most handsome". His tone became deep and he said to Yin Yue: "dear..."
Bang bang.
Before he finished speaking, the cannon's belly bulged, and it broke the root of his waist. The leaf skirt just made was about to fall.
The cannon was startled, and the left claw grabbed the waist of his trousers.
Because of his nervousness, he relaxed. The fat in his abdomen bounced up and stacked down, covering his legs and almost missing his toes.
Well, if there are any leaves, the skirt will be the same. If you use your belly as a dress, you will never run out.
Looking at the funny and embarrassed appearance of the cannon, even the indifferent silver moon could not help but smile.
Seeing this, the light in the cannon's eyes became brighter.
He didn't bother to take care of the leaf skirt under his belly, lifted the dog hair on his head, and said deeply: "dear lady, although it's the first time to meet, you feel like I've known you for a long time. Oh, I remember. Maybe I met you in my dream. Your name should be related to the moon. You and I used to sit on the lawn and look up at the moon in the starry sky. "
With that, the cannon shook his head handsome, and the dog hair on his head fluttered with the wind. Coupled with the way he supported the tree with one hand and dragged his belly to the ground, Chen Yang simply didn't know what words to use.
"You..."
Silver moon's face was sulky and displeased with the frivolous words of the cannon.
But she was about to scold, but she was dumbfounded. It was the action of the cannon with expression and words that made it difficult for people to laugh or not.
However, Yinyue soon straightened her face, turned her head and looked at the window of the world. She didn't want to pay attention to the cannon.
"Hey, hey."
With a smile on his face, he lifted the dog hair on his head and said to Yinyue, "dear lady, you just laughed. When you smile, you are as beautiful and touching as Crescent Bay. I think you are the most beautiful woman in the world."
Hearing this, Chen Yang almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He looked at Yinyue. Seeing that Yinyue didn't respond, he whispered to the cannon and asked, "fat dog, who did you learn these words from? It's disgusting."
The cannon showed a proud expression and said: "Lao Li used to be infatuated with idol dramas for a period of time, and I also watched them together. I remember more or less. Hey, hey, did you see that? It's still very useful. What I said just now made the beauty laugh. "
"I Pooh."
Chen Yang spat and said, "she laughs because she thinks it's funny. If you really want to pursue her and turn me into a man, don't look like a naughty and fat dog. It's a shame."
When it comes to human form, Chen Yang has never seen the human form of cannons, and he doesn't know what it looks like.
"No
Cannon turned his lips and refused to turn into human form. He seemed to have some resistance to his own human form.
He white eyes Chen Yang, said: "boss, you are envious of my strength and talent, after all, I don't rely on your appearance, I rely on connotation."
The cannon ignored Chen Yang, who was twitching at the corner of his mouth. He walked gracefully to Yinyue's side, tilted his head and let a wisp of dog hair on his head droop down to cover half of his face. His tone was "profound" and said: "madam, can I invite you to dinner tonight? I know a very good western food, the steak there... ""Here we are."
Before the cannon finished speaking, the silver moon was excited and staring at the window of the world.
Outside the small world, the seal appeared.
"Who is the fisherman?"
Cannon turned his mouth. He was playing handsome, but he was disturbed. He was very upset.
He looked at Chen Yang, pointed to the seal in the window of the world, and said in a deep voice, "Xiao Chen, this guy doesn't know how to praise and almost frightens our noble lady. I decided to go out and teach him a lesson. Please open the door for me."
The sound of "Xiao Chen" made Chen Yang almost get goose bumps.
Only today did he find out that cannon has the talent of loading force, and it's a rare skill to be able to load so badly.
"Are you sure you want to fight him?"
Chen Yang pointed to the seal and said with a smile.
The cannon calmly said, "I've disturbed the lady. If I can't teach him a lesson, isn't it..."
Silver moon glanced at the cannon and interrupted, "he is the double holy master."
Double master!
A look of surprise flashed in the cannon's eyes. He turned his eyes and looked at the seal. He said to himself, "this man looks like an ordinary fisherman, and he must not be a bad man. If he bothers the lady, I will beat him. Isn't it out of style. Forget it. If you have to forgive others, I'll let him go. "
Cannon shook his head, a helpless expression.
"Er..."
Chen Yang was completely speechless and didn't bother to pay attention to the cannon. He watched the seal outside.
The cannon was in high spirits. His hair was flying with the wind. He put his hands in the dog hair on his waist and said to Yinyue, "madam, can I have the honor to invite you to dinner?"
Silver month turned head to stare at the big gun of eye, sink a voice way: "go away."
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