"Anti Crusader blade corps" QQ group.
"This square thief is so hateful that he sold all the things we sent and deliberately posted them on the microblog."
"Yes, how about those blades? But who will accept canned herring, snake grass water and Houttuynia cordata? "
"Yes, I tasted some canned herring and almost threw up."
"Laoshan White Snake grass water is more terrible. I haven't eaten a meal all day."
"Lying in the trough, Fang thief seems to be from Sichuan. He likes to eat Houttuynia over there. We're meat buns. There's no return for beating dogs!"
"What about canned herring and snake grass water? Well, after all, who would accept such an awful thing? "
"Landlady, you are a native of Jiangrong. Do you know the clue?"
These days, the anti Crusaders sent many inexplicable "gifts" to Fang Xiaole.
Among them, blade, canned herring and Laoshan White Snake grass water are the most.
If blades are conventional weapons, then canned herring and snake grass water are chemical weapons.
These two things look decent from the packaging, but if Fang Xiaole is greedy for a moment and opens it for a taste, it will definitely make him turn over the tianlinggai.
The anti Crusaders also expected that no one would accept second-hand goods for these two chemical weapons, so after learning that Fang Xiaole sold the blade, they changed their strategy, took canned herring and snake grass water as conventional weapons and sent them to the apple platform in large quantities.
These things are not as easy to sell as blades, so it is difficult for the thief to deal with them. Maybe it will cause dissatisfaction among colleagues at Apple station and bring great trouble to the thief.
But who ever thought that after the two chemical weapons were sent, Fang thief also disposed of them quickly and still sent the photos to microblog.
Provocation!
This is red fruit's provocation!
While Lin Yao's fans were angry, they were also very puzzled. Who did Fang thief sell these things to?
Hardware shop owner: "I don't know."
Someone asked, "I saw the photos on Fang thief's microblog. He sold these things to hardware city. Aren't you in hardware city?"
The landlady of the hardware store: "the hardware city is very big. I only have one shop. I really don't know where he sells it."
Blade regiment commander: "forget it, our first stage of operation plan failed. Now we have to consider the second stage of operation."
The landlady of the hardware store was excited: "what is the second stage?"
Head: "we don't send anything. We need to find another way to crack down on the thieves."
Others asked, "what can I do?"
Head: "I haven't thought about it yet."
“......”
"Report! No, no! Microblog, look at microblog! "
At this point, on the microblog.
Lin Yao sent out a photo of her marriage certificate. The photo is two marriage certificates. On it is a sweet group photo of her and Fang Xiaole. Lin Yao wrote:
"Hello, husband."
As like as two peas, Fang Xiao Le also sent a picture that was exactly the same.
"Hello, wife."
As soon as these two microblogs came out, they immediately aroused heated discussion on the Internet again.
Hong Sanshi first made a speech in the comment: "Congratulations, @ Lin Yao, younger brother and younger sister, did you and my brother decide to sit together and count one, two and three?"
Lin Yao replied to Hong Sanshi: "thank you, brother Hong. We are together, but the content is not discussed. We play games and send microblogs together to see if the words are the same."
Hong Sanshi: "you two can still play, @ Fang Xiaole, you're great, brother!"
Zhang Bo said: "Congratulations, or you two can play."
Wang manling said, "Congratulations! Is the birth of children going to be on the agenda? "
Tang Wan: "congratulations to Xiao Yaoyao, @ Cheng Tianlin, fool, look at others!"
Xu Ningxin: "Congratulations, Xiaoyao, but I got the certificate earlier than you, ha ha."
Zhao Qian: "you two didn't ask me to go with you when you got the license? Too much! "
Zhao Yue: "Congratulations, @ Hong Sanshi, what's your business? Did you hang the laundry just now? "
Hong Sanshi: "@ Zhao Yue, my wife is wrong. I'll dry it right away. Good. Jpg."
Shen Xin Entertainment: "congratulations to miss Lin and Mr. Fang. I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a son early."
Dajiang Entertainment: "congratulations to miss Lin and Mr. Fang. We look forward to their better works."
A group of friends in the circle sent sincere blessings, competitors sent hypocritical courtesies, and Lin Yao's fans sent pure anger.
Especially in Fang Xiaole's microblog, almost half of them are brushing words such as "down with Fang thief!"“ Kill Fang thieves and save Lin Yao.
Fang Xiaole is used to these things. He laughs while watching them. From time to time, he shows Lin Yao one or two funny ones.
Lin Yao was worried that the relationship between her husband and her fans was becoming more and more rigid, but she was relieved to see that he was not angry.
Lin Yao's own microblog is much more harmonious. Although it is difficult for fans to sincerely send blessings, the most extreme speech is "Yao Yao, you should protect yourself. If you are wronged, tell us and we will support you!"
Soon, the two microblogs were neatly searched.
The microblog has been a little calm these two days, that is, several fans of small fresh meat and flowers of Xianshan love sword have been forced there because of their position. Everyone has seen too much of this drama hyped for publicity, and the netizens who eat melons are really a little bored.
As a result, Lin Yao and Fang Xiaole suddenly showed their marriage certificate, and everyone was excited immediately.
And they not only got the certificate, but also played a game to test their tacit understanding. They sent microblogs together to see if their text content was the same.
The result is really word for word.
This melon is not only big, but also sweet!
Tired of tearing bitter gourd, netizens have eaten this big melon.
However, within an hour, "Lin Yaofang Xiaole got the certificate" rushed to the first place of hot search.
When netizens warmly talked about how sweet Lin Yao and Fang Xiaole melons were, a more shocking news suddenly came out.
At 6 p.m., Shenxin entertainment sent a microblog:
"I'm glad to hold hands with you and hope to be a witness to your return as king@ "Zhang Xin"
Zhang Xin also posted a microblog:
"Hello, everyone. I'm back."
The network suddenly exploded.
"My God! It's Zhang Xin! "
"I came back the next day! My God, I've finally waited for this day! "
"Our queen is back!"
"Isn't Zhang Xin entertaining in Dajiang? How did you sign a contract with Shen Xin? "
"Mom, Shen Xin is going to compete for hegemony in the singing world again. He signed Zhang Xin!"
"Have you forgotten Wang manling?"
"Isn't wang manling coming back? Just made a song "waking up" and continued to take care of the children at home. "
"If you continue to retire after the first day, don't you want to dominate the singing world after the second day?"
"Didn't you find out? Shenxin entertainment deliberately released the news of signing Zhang Xin after Lin Yao and Fang Xiaole got the license. This is a provocation! "
"There's a smell of gunpowder. Do you think Lin Yao will postpone marriage and have children in order to keep her position?"